The Dan Schneider shows were funny and full of hot girls and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
The Dan Schneider shows were funny and full of hot girls and I'm tired of pretending otherwise
Sam had a nice body in the last season
i could never get into victorious despite it having very sexy girls and from what ive seen henry danger looks like shit.
icarly threesome would be god tier tho
Victoria Justice>Miranda Cosgrove>Jeanette McCurdy>Dont care about the rest
But
The older sister in Victorious had nice legs and was cute but she got mogged horribly by Victoria
But
Same with the goth girl
But
Nobody cares about Ariana the Homewrecker in 2025
I have no cogent argument or reply. You won.
Mmm sexy flat body
Selena won
Yeah, They're hot when you were 10. They're children. And children smell (though so do my balls).
Not really
The only decent ones were Quinn from Zoey 101
The best were just average
The problem is you were all horny teenagers so any female = hot
100% Dan still fires these shows up and jerks off furiously to them. It's like his own custom made spank bank.
I like Drake and Josh as a teen but I thought iCarly was just cringe.
now make them kiss.
Quinn was the ugliest one tho
Nah, she was the based.
I like underweight White girls with glasses
The prettiest woman in the world just does nothing? McGurdy
Based
nope
wokies psyopping Anon Babble into cancelling Dan The Man Scheneider is one of the greatest travesties in this site other than anonymous fights scientology arc
Literally no one disagrees or encourages you to think otherwise.
they were funny, i would like to see the ones i never saw as a kid out of curiosity, like zoey or victorious
also there on-topic drake and josh did a podcast together recently and its neat to hear drake talk about some stuff, josh feels like a fake piece of shit the majority of the time though
Jade & Trina were top tier.
Fat Pig
Josh always seems like the guy who regrets doing sitcom stuff as a kid and now looks back on it in a mocking tone
its too bad miranda puts on so much fucking makeup now, the amount she had on during the show was fine
Full on FLAT baby
Fat bitch
Anon...
You ever notice how everyone implicated in the Nickelodeon pedo shit is a Jew? Even Bryan Peck, the guy who molested Drake Bell. Kinda wacky.
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Said in her book every morning her mom would inspect her vagina to make sure it was "still good"
What in the actual fuck was wrong with her mom
For fucking real?
Nothing
All her book was an utter lie
Her brother was interviewed and admitted none of what she said took place.
She has a weird ass incest feitsh and insisted her brother and her showered and has to wash one another until she was 21 and her brother admitted nonoe of it happened
Source
Fucking reality?
le hecking creator made me lolz I mean le hecking creator again le hecking crreator
Read her book and read the interviews with her brothers. Her book literally flip flops between her mom and Dan being 'the creator'
Whatever sins he committed (I still suspect he raped Brittney Spear's little sister), the fat fuck made damn good television.
Where. Are. The. Toes.
Should there be an acceptable amount of rape if you're particularly good at something that benefits the public?
Miranda always had a weird looking face, that just got more uncanny as she got older.
Not ugly, but Jeanette McCurdy was always hotter.
That's what she said in her memoir book
I haven't read it myself but I remember that section of the book being posted around online a lot because of how crazy it was
Rape, no.
Trading favors with completely consenting adults? That's a different story. Some girls want to be a movie star but figure that it's quicker to be a whore as well.
Here my 16 year old daughter I must inspect your vagina every single morning to make sure you aren't raped, God I'm such a GREAT mother
That's not normal
bro Jamie Spears' child??? Definitely Dan
Except no. She admitted who she openly fucked when she was pregnant
b-b-b-but I don't have a tik-tok about it???
Yup
Citation [my ass]
That never happened.
read her book
bro this is fake
I'm sorry you think he book is fake
iCarly and Drake & Josh hold up at least. Victorious is carried by the fine bitches. Can't really speak for the rest at present.
Simps be like "this is something a mentally stable person would say about their own mother; I totally believe her words..."
That's a lot less of a moral conundrum tho.
The book doesn't flip flop at all. The creator is always Dan.
Now where is this interview?
stunning
Lmao
And that's why women invent rape, to avoid being called whores.
Again
Citation: My Ass
Can you even name what Book this supposedly is where Jaime admits this
Her bros were there for the bag inspections?
Can't really speak for the rest at present.
All That, Kenan & Kel, and The Amanda Show are still good.
can you name the book she wrote
Nah
Can't
Try your local fucking library since your internet search doesn't workk:-)
Did anyone claim she was mentally stable? Half the book is her talking about her OCD manifesting as a mormon theological concept and the other half is her eating disorder.
White latino
Don't forget the incest, anon!
my brother, when I was 18, was made to regularly shower me and bathe me
And of course
my mom had to insert tampons because she didn't trust me and only stopped the day she died, even when she was in the hospital with cancer and couldn't move her limbs
They're not common, and the guy is probably lying about being one, but they do exist.
Not Mexicans, but old Spanish blood.
Spanish are brown
Not in a racst way but literally by the definition of White race, Spainish people are brown
Oh yeah, the people conquered by arabs, white
this is a wicked board so maybe 2026
You're misremembering. Their mom made them shower together as a control mechanism when Scottie was a teenager.
The tampon thing also isn't in the book.
You should not only read the book but watch her one woman play too
It might help you realize reality of how fucked up this cunt is
And it was the White ones that lead the Reconquista.
It's like every indian online claiming to be a Brahmin, the priestly caste. They exist, but whoever is claiming to be one is almost assuredly lying.
So does the tampon thing come up in the one woman play?
Jennette literally has some of the greatest feet in Hollywood. They're just like inherently slutty. I'm very normal.
You can have her bro
Please I'm begging you
TAKE her
Anorexia is so evil. She looks like a cancer patient.
Kill yourself, you demon fuck.
both those girls look like frogs wearing a human suit
Still a fat fucking cunt
who did it better?
Love yourself you Chad
its weird that hes the return to the living dead guy
nearly identical clothing too
weird
nearly identical clothing too
also both at bafta kek
At least emma didn't shit over her skin with ink
Neither. Both are still fat fucking cunts
trying too hard
And they say the left is not trying to destroy the core family values. I'm no uber-christian (in fact, I'm not religious at all), but I can say for sure that little kids need a mom and a dad to support and care for them as they grow up so they don't develop a thousand mental illnesses and end up becoming a fucked up adult like this coalburning whore. Nah, but being happy that your own fucking mother is dead is "stunning" and "a triumph", more little kids should definitely look up to that.
some people say uk women are ugly but maybe its just that shitty country sucking their soul
Apparently Miranda was an absolute Stacy who succeeded at everything, made tons of money, and was living her best life while Jennette was constantly suffering and developed numerous lifelong psychological traumas and ended up penniless.
Anon I can guarantee you she wouldn't have been as nutso without her mom being an overbearing helicopter. She also speaks very highly of her grandfather throughout the book.
Im a fat bastard and would accidentaly kill her at our first breeding session
What's your problem, man?
Thanks king
Nah that was Ariana Grande
Jennette said one time she almost had a mental breakdown cause Ariana was invited to Tom Hanks house for dinner or some shit
Feel bad for her
Still too fat
Same top
And at BAFTA
I guess this is the official "You've smashed into the wall" for sex symbols? Better hope you never see Sydney Sweeney here
Sydney is not relevant enough for me to care about her walling, bitch wouldve been making bmovies back in the 90s
Unless she starts starving herself those tiddies are good til 40 at least
Jeanette is extremely pretty even now as a heavily medicated yet still fully insane anorexic 30 something. All the rest of the Snyder girls were never pretty.
even with god awful makeup/hair emma unironically looked good at that event outside a few bad pics and was back to being an undisputed 10 a few weeks later, ariana looks worryingly worse every time she's at an event
I liked drake and josh and that was really the only reason why I watched iCarly, I remember back then they kept showing promos for iCarly and I thought Jeanette was hot, which was really the only reason I continued watching it, and since I developed a femdom fetish at an early age, seeing her treating freddy like shit made me feel funny things inside.
undisputed 10
idk about that dawg
looks in her 50s
kek
i do
I watched Ned's Declassified and Zoey 101 a lot as a kid, but iCarly was a little after my time.
Her mom pimped her out to Dan "hold her tighter she's a fighter" Schneider. She has a right to be resentful, though the title is definitely shameless clickbait bullshit.
The hottest Schneider girl was Erin
NOOOOO! You have to let your daughter get raped by jews!!!
That's the opposite of what happened; she's mad at her mom for NOT whoring her out.
She wishes she was in Grande's spot.
Uh...she was like 14-16 in this show dude...
Yup
Too old
You don't even know the show
Yeah I don't I was just yanking your chain
india is a shithole
It's actually more like a shit subcontinent. They intentionally don't shit in holes because they are afraid of the toilet witch.
For me it was Madisyn Shipman from Game Shakers
The main issue with Victorious is that it started out bring what iCarly and Drake & Josh became in later seasons, half absurd humor and half relationship drama, and it essentially skipped the establishing seasons Drake & Josh and iCarly had that made you actually give a shit about the characters, Henry Danger is much the same.
That's from her short stint on Melissa & Joey as one of Zander's whory roomates.
She was in her 20s in that pic, it had been years since she was on Zoey 101, after that she was on Big Time Rush and then on other stuff.