The Dan Schneider shows were funny and full of hot girls and I'm tired of pretending otherwise

Sam had a nice body in the last season

i could never get into victorious despite it having very sexy girls and from what ive seen henry danger looks like shit.
icarly threesome would be god tier tho

Victoria Justice>Miranda Cosgrove>Jeanette McCurdy>Dont care about the rest

But

The older sister in Victorious had nice legs and was cute but she got mogged horribly by Victoria

But

Same with the goth girl

But

Nobody cares about Ariana the Homewrecker in 2025

I have no cogent argument or reply. You won.

Mmm sexy flat body

Selena won

Yeah, They're hot when you were 10. They're children. And children smell (though so do my balls).

Not really
The only decent ones were Quinn from Zoey 101
The best were just average
The problem is you were all horny teenagers so any female = hot

100% Dan still fires these shows up and jerks off furiously to them. It's like his own custom made spank bank.