Predict how long it takes for Mickey to get booted out.
And:
/cbb/ Celebrity Big Brother UK - Day One
PREVIOUSLY:
Launch Night
New snazzy sets as they've moved locations
Mickey Rourke causes controversy as he touches up AJ and drunkenly has to get kicked into the house
Twitter goes into meldown over it, petitions to get him kicked out
Its made a lot of news so ITV are probably loving it as it means more eyes on tonight
TONIGHT:
We see more of launch night as housemates meet and get to know each other
More drunken Mickey
WHO ARE THE HOUSEMATES:
Angelica Bell - TV Presenter most famous for presenting CBBC during most of our childhoods
Chesney Hawkes - Singer most famous for the one hit wonder "I am the one and only"
Chris Hughes - Was on Love Island and now apparently presents horse racing
Daley Thompson - Former Olympian
Danny Beard - Drag Queen, Winner of Drag Race UK, Late and Live regular
Donna Preston - Actress who hasn't been in much except that failed Sandman show, ITV push her a lot for some reason
Ella Wise - Token TOWIE cast member
Jack P. Shepard - David Platt off of Corrie
JoJo Siwa - Singer, Dancer and TikToker, gained fame from being on the reality show Dance Moms, recently went viral due to her terrible "Karma" song and the weird music video
Michael Fabricant - Former Tory MP, Token Gay Tory
Mickey Rourke - Hollywood Actor
Patsy Palmer - Bianca off of Eastenders
Trisha Goddard - TV Presenter most famous for the show "Trisha" which was a less chavvy Jeremy Kyle
Much better lineup than last year's list of literal who's and Louis and Sharon
This morning Mickey woke up, hungover, with no idea where he is, how he got here, who these people are, and he can't escape
We get to see that kino tomorrow
no way are you still watching this utter faggotslop for bames
So now its been some time what was everyone's thoughts on last series? I thought it had better drama and twists and tasks than the one before but the housemates were too unlikeable, I was rooting for nobody. Then the final week was pretty shit with the throwing people out left right and center. I think I liked the one with Jordan more than the one with Ali, even though the Ali one had more spiciness. I liked the comfiness and watching the livestreams with you guys with Chanelle. While last series I didn't even watch than many live streams.
Waifu tier list:
Angelica
Ella (Will probably get most slag content from her but she has no arse)
Donna
Patsy
Trisha
JoJo
Pretty low slag content this time around compared to last but at least there's one
Same wHo'S sTiLl WaTcHiNg BiG BrOoThA you see over and over again on X but through a Anon Babbletard filter
Not a great response to counter
Apprentice threads would have been better with this series
Does Apprentice still get threads? Haven't seen one for a while, saw a one for Gladiators and I was in the I'm a Celeb.
For me its
Ella
Angelica
POWER GAP
Donna
JoJo
NUCLEAR POWER GAP
Patsy
Trisha
Memory problems
CTE confirmed
Can't tell if Mickey has alzheimers or is pissed or both
60/40
kek
tbf I'd watch a whole show of Mickey Rourke trying (and failing) to identify common objects
Bogdan voice
This hurts to watch, put the old man back in a home.
uhhhh.. this one
kek
Whoever was the casting producer this time around deserves a raise
you can't tell anyone what your special power is
Guarantee he fucking forgets in the next 5 minutes and tells someone lmao
I don't think Mickey will be able to remember everyone's names if he lasts the full 3 weeks
He's remembered not to say, he just thinks the special power was picking Jojo to go next
I hope Mickey doesn't get kicked out, I feel this series is gonna tank the second he's gone.
With THAT lineup? Absolutely
These threads will desperately be propped up
I'm more excited for tomorrow, the episode when Mickey wakes up and realises what he's done
He voted for Kamala so he's probably woke enough. I'm thinking the real issue is if he's obviously in serious cognitive decline and they have to take him out because the papers start calling it elder abuse or something
Also we'll be able to tell if its the alcohol or if he's actually just not all there.
Isn't elderly and disabled abuse the In thing atm, he'll be fine
What’s the point of watching the episode when it’s all been spoiled from late and live and social media during the day?
Hype for the Trisha chemo livestream
Ah fuck I got too into Big Brother and died on Runescape
Might as well spray some Lynx Africa in here and embrace the 2004
Does this scampi gobbler have an off switch
Jojo has lovely skin
Immunity is the last secret power
Celebs have already got their money, they just want to fulfill their contract ang go home
An unexpected tranny/tory alliance forming. This could get interesting...
If Danny Beard rogers little Jimmy Cranky it might be the funniest thing I've ever seen
Every staunch rightie who ends up in the house ends up being likeable and getting on with everyone
Every staunch leftie ends up driving people up the wall in the house
HMMMMMMM
Every series so far has had the same fucking thing
I'm a tory
BOOOOO, FUCK YOU
*they talk for an hour*
So it turns out I like this guy and he isn't comically evil like I thought
Unexpected
anon...
Trump's MILF press secretary would fucking get it with the force of a thousand suns
PHWOARRRRRRRRRRR
She has her own hospice
This conversation was peak degeneracy
the queers talking about fucking around and not committing to one partner
I AM SHOCKED
Odd baby face
Tranny demon corrupting a young impressionable person in real time
She looks like a Klingon that's had its ridges amputated.
not everything's about you
Based boomer wog
Turbofag immediately turning people against the alpha chad, seen this one
Daley is 100% confirmed based
and who is that runs itv again? they've been running the same gimmick on im a celeb
None of them wondered "Wait why can't gay people stick to one person"
Yeah I've noticed every one of their reality shows they always bring in a Big Tory and a Big Lefty hoping for conflict but then they keep end up befriending each other kek
AJ with the Chris Chan shirt
I'm pretty sure it's just a bloke thing desu. Blokes are blokes whether they're straight or a bender. Women are the sexual gatekeepers in straight dating. Men will fuck anything. So naturally gay men are having massive fuckpiles. There's no such thing as a lesbian bathhouse, they're getting engaged after a week
I'd like it AJ her Odudu iykwim
wtf is she wearing
Cocked that right up
sexy black lady
AJ LEGS
mickey shitposting from the house somehow
Dining Room
I haven't noticed Chesney Hawkes this whole episode. He'll definitely make the final.
The one with the shoulders, the guy or the girl whatever
Also lel at Big Brother trying to teach this guy pronouns.
Daley just yeeting himself onto the bed kek
celebrity big brother is fantastic mainly because of the yank brit crossover
Mickey just so accustomed to getting blackout drunk in a mansion on his own and passing out on the sofa
Mickey chooses the sofa
...and we're already discussing nominations.
You now remember Nathan's feet
Found the house shit stirrers
it's an AJ episode
Last time there was a straight white male on L&L?
It's an AJ episode
Disgusting
kind of sad what happened to the rourkester desu mental the amount of big roles he turned down
wtf this hag's grandma must be like 120
The Wrestler was great
At least they got ex housemates on the panel now rather than literal who "celebs"
This audience Karen acting like AJ was literally raped
smdh he's a dirty old man and he had a quick peak at her arse not like he fucking raped her this is unironically more humiliating for AJ them carrying on about it
AJ doesn't even seem to care, yet everyone else is like "OMG ARE YOU OK"
Sick of this faggot audience treating AJ like a rape victim because a drunk Mickey Rourke twirled her and told her she was good looking
It's giving Blade Runner
her
Are we really gonna do this, change the pronoun depending on how Danny was dressed in the episode. This might be too much for me bros
He doesn't even have a real drag name like Lily Savage. If he can't make that effort he shouldn't be called she/her.
*stares at your arse*
*wanders into the house*
*falls asleep*
*wakes up*
*goes back to sleep*
/ourguy/
The only drag name I find funny is Bagga Chips
Has a choice of 13 beds
Chooses the sofa
Reminder that tomorrow will be the Mickey Rourke wakes up hungover as fuck and in a strange house that he can't find his way out of episode.
based junkie
I don't see any celebrities, I see a bunch of desperate has beens and literally whos
Welcome to Big Brother
based kitchen enjoyer
not based hot-tub fan
You will never give David a coffee enema
Based Jack rumbling King David
rumbled
CAUGHT TWICE IN A ROW
Michael Fabricant popping up over David from Corrie's shoulder staring gormlessly through a two-way mirror. This is a return to form. This is classic CBB.
Shades of last year
I hope every episode has a catch out
'ERE MATE THERE'S SOME BENT CUNT BEHIND THE GLASS INNIT
Nice chebbers on that blonde I say nice chebbers on that blonde
nice
Do you think they have to wash the seats after David's been on?
I love Danny but he's also a bent cunt that needs to be evicted
More Mickey literally raped AJ shit from a "man" who looks like he fucks kids
david braps
Nah, I'm done with L&L for the season, the fat fag dressed like a Walmart greeter virtue signaling over a look has pushed me over the edge
tfw it wasn't the get
DAMN
'ere m8 you cain't finna be talkin 'bout nominatshions innit