I'm tired of depressing shit. What's some hope kino?

Joe Dirt

Captain Blood (1935)
Were No Angels (1955)
Somebody Up There Likes Me (1956)
They Met In Bombay (1941)
The Adventures Of Robin Hood (1938)
Meet Me In St Louis (1944)

Were No Angels

*We’re No Angels*

Great movie. It’s basically a really dark three stooges movie where instead of Larry, Moe, and Curly you get Bogar, Ustinov, and third guy and they commit a series of brutal murders in slapstick fashion.

no thanks I'm handsome, in shape and straight

Nta but that’s not a reasonable excuse. If anything that just raises questions

watching sports is for ugly npc faggots you soft headed dipshit

You are the real npc. You just have main character syndrome.

And also the vast majority of all men. Which makes having a grasp on sports sort of mandatory for most men in order to fit comfortably into male society

no I'm literally so handsome and charismatic, with actual interests and real accomplishments t that people care about that I don't care what you think about anything
have fun spending 17 hours a week watching 83 iq morons play grade school games though good for you bud I bet hot babes love watching you watch 'real' men do 'real' badass things very cool

You don’t sound extremely secure in yourself

right, and none of that is my concern or problem, thank god
you're all like an odd melted heirnomous bosche painting or somethuing

says the guy wearing another mans name on his back

SPORTS!

Lmao what are you 13 years old?

The guy secure enough in his own identity to wear a simple jersey? Yeah. That’s your weird psychological baggage bro

tying your identity to ugly african retards playing sportsball

I mean...

And who does that?

There’s like one black guy in the entire Phillies roster. There entire batting order is white guys

pretty much everyone except cool handsome accomplished people in my experience

why would I know or care about that to begin with jfc get a real hobby dork

I play the drums, hunt, fish, and draw. You’re a 13 year old gamer with bizarre delusions of grandeur

SPORTS!

In my experiences, intelligence and success tends to correlate with things like curiosity, originality, inquisitiveness, and openness to new experience. Being reflexively closed minded and parroting Anon Babble arguments about a topic doesn’t scream intelligence to me

How about
>out cold
>blast from the past

Anon Babble arguments are all those you described. thats why you hate them, because you are the opposite of everything you described.

The wiki doesn’t say anything about murders - are you bamboozling me, anon?

Hope (2013)

I have no idea what you’re attempting to say here but I’m not screeching in terror over the Anon Babble boogeyman. The whole “other man’s name on your back” thing is an ancient example of Anon Babble rhetoric, that’s just a fact. You mindlessly repeating it just goes to show how good Anon Babble is at crafting arguments

Nope. I saw the movie and they kill at least three people. If you scroll down to the reviews on the wiki they kind of hint at that “blood on his hands” and “ghoulish humor with a neat sardonic kick”

the classic