greatest guitarist that ever lived
still no biopic in twenty twenty five
Greatest guitarist that ever lived
romeo > malmsteen
also he's fatter
sorry, wrong picture.
Van Halen was better.
Here's the thing, I'm not a fag so I'm able to see past his good looks and admit that he's a mid guitarist at best
This is the greatest guitarist of all time.
Maestro Alex Gregory>Malmsteen and and EVERY day of the millennium.
Allan Holdsworth mogs
Wrong-his challengers are Paul Gilbert, Steve Vai and Guthrie Govan. Guthrie in particular is just disgustingly good. For my money maybe Paul is a better shredder and musically I prefer Steve Vai. But especially if you play guitar you can see how gorgeous Yngwie's playing is-it might seem like pure wankery to a non player but his playing is just beautiful
Technical skill is a meme. No one cares about him because he didn't write any music people actually want to listen to.
That’s not Alex Lifeson.
Norman Blake is still better than any of them
Technical skill is a meme
you win the unc comment award
i like you guys
le bach in 210 bpm
True right answer coming through
The only correct answer in the thread, and in no way is it at all close.
Calm down Yngwie have a donut
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goes up the blues pentatonic scale
goes down the blues pentatonic scale
WOW BRAVA SRV
This thread is dildos!
Some of you don't know real heroes of the guitar.
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How fast can you play Bach?
MY BUTT IS FARTIN
Yngwie is still making music. Pantera is dead. Anselmo isnt doing anything.
He's a one trick pony and a terrible singer to boot. Paul Gilbert is GOAT
never bother a man whos about to shag some groupies with fucking donuts ever
The best guitarist is Rory Gallagher or Richie Blackmore
Too technical, no emotion. Goransson has become the face of swedish neoclassical kino
He's literally doing a reunion tour you tard.
Uli makes Yngwie look like a cack-hamdled toddler
Based dimebag.
reunion tour with who? his shit stoner band nobody gaf abt?
That concert where he gets absolutely mogged by Joe Satriani and Steve Vai
He never recovered from the humiliation.
Yngwie is still making music
Is anyone listening to it?
yup. views on youtube
80s-90s eric johnson is the actual zenith of popular guitarists
i won't hear another word about it
Lel yngwei does not deserve a biopic. Hendrix, page, fahey, van Halen, iommi, there's countless picks that aren't just wank fags
Anselmo isnt doing anything.
Anselmo is in like 500 bands.
Less is more.
solved hobbie, you got 13 year olds doing better covers now and thanks to yidtube everyone can see it for free
Speaking of Vai he covered king crimson songs with Adrien belew and he was unable to play Robert Fripps parts as Fripp played it proving even on a fundamental level he was lacking, he had to use both hands on the fret board to do an incorrect imitation.
Using 13s for standard tuning is pretty wild, as much as I dont like the guys music
Zakk wylde and charlie benante, it's technically half of pantera but for what it's worth the shows are still pretty good.
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for me? it was that ugly mick rude fat fuck from thin lizzy
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he tuned a half step down like Jimi
his shit stoner band nobody gaf abt?
I can guarantee you more people care about Down than Yngwie. Shit, more people probably care about Scour than Yngwie.
I like down and a little bit of super joint but every thing else he has done is shit. I still give him credit though for actually going through with most of those projects.
and only Pantera ever mattered dude. dont even bother arguing this.
When this whole grunge thing came, it was so pathetic like, a rock star who'd shaved his head, wore pants that are ten sizes too big, an old...an old shirt as well as a sock on his head. Like, what was that about? It's like the opposite of what I think...I mean if I was a fan, or if I was someone who was into rock...then I want to see a guy on stage who is bigger than life. He has clothes that I can't buy. He has stuff that I can't have. He does things that I can't do.
Using 13s for that is still ubsurd
lmaoo this is so boring
its just a sad pantomine without the Abbotts.
watever dude. sludge/stoner metal bands are a dime a dozen like donuts.
well that was what made grunge relatable of course. Every genre has its fans.
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A LITTLE TURDIE...
FELL DOWN MY LEG INTO MY SHOE
Dumb idiot says dumb thing
Oh what's the matter, you like seeing grown men being depressive faggots on stage?
Yngwie was about to unleash the fokken fury on those two girls.
Charlie is a good fill on the drums, it zakk who feels out of place. He's good on the rhythm sections but but can't seem to nail any of the solos and just tries to do his own thing.
Personally, no. But grunge was a direct reaction to the maximalism of the 80s rock and hair metal. It's fundamentally the whole point.
Ability to shred doesn't mean ability to make great music. It's nerd metal.
he wont nail the solos. dimebag spent ungodly amounts of time practicing while taking enormous shits in the bathroom.
your talking abt math rock and its relatives and derivatives
also it was heavy without being lumped into the same box as metal.
He's a faggot but I kind of agree, the grunge movement in the 90's felt like a massive psyop. It just came out of nowhere and everyone was into it with no resistance at all, everything about it felt artificial.
Who the fuck are the wack boomers?
I don't like BLS but I will admit that zakk is a talented musician, it just seems like he's phoning it in these days. Back when he was with ozzy he put out some amazing solos, now he just does blues scales at mach speed and it gets boing pretty quick.
is he still in Chinese Democracy?
probably was considering a lot the people in the scene were killing themselves overdosing
He's been phoning it in since he got sober.
it's true. no one cares how well you can jerk off your instrument
the ones that got mind controlled were the musicians not the audience
talented but he'll always be in the shadow of the guys he filled in for. he's a hired gun after all
Even before he got sober he was already doing the shred meme. He's basically a white trash version of yngwie.
>still no biopic in twenty twenty five
movie requires a story
Yngwie story is boring and no drama
oh....and the Godfather of Shred?
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Perfectly encapsulates why glam died because nobody could relate and the content was meaningless. You want a singer that channels the human condition. My favorite glam rock songs are even the more sincere ones like photograph by def Leppard, great verse in that obe
It's the opposite of artificial, literal grass roots progression formed from smaller scenes blowing up
You want a singer that channels the human condition
Wtf do you mean cant relate? every straight male with a working dick could relate!
literal grass roots progression formed from smaller scenes blowing up
nah....it was the faggy "new thing" that MTV boosted and promoted. Same with hip hop
shiny new object to replay endlessly non-stop.
Guns n Roses likely was to blame for shit like Nirvana and Pearl Jam for blowing up because even though they were hair metal, they used a lot of non-traditional melodies and then moved to anthems and ballads
MTV was the catalyst to faggy grunge and neutered emo subject matter. Born in the 70s all i knew was songs about sex and kicking ass, so I couldn't relate to super homo grunge
There's very few bands in the genre that were legit.
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plays better than Yngwie
dresses better than Yngwie
does so casually, with complete nonchalance
Born in the 70s all i knew was songs about sex and kicking ass
Boring and gay. No wonder grunge was born
If he hadn't gotten ALS, I'm willing to bet Becker would be challenging Malmsteen a lot. He was already playing Malmsteen's music for a high school music show.
some day they will make cringe music memes making fun of me
Boring and gay.
fucking big tittied chicks in leather and denim
yeah, definitely so gay
we had "grunge" concerts in the 80s
they were called "smear the queer"
That's not Buckethead
jason played circles around yngwie. he was already better than him at 17.
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wow, what a great guitarist
I know, I love all his music. Even the new stuff he composed but can't play. He's extremely humble too compared to Yngwie. Dude doesn't deserve what happened to him.
He ain't wrong. I hate the way grunge bands popularized the mumbly vocals, which you do when you have no singing ability.
PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET GOOD. I BOUGHT A GUITAR 6 YEARS AGO AND JUST LOOK AT IT.
Scales, scales, and some more scales.
17 years later and I'm still laughing at this album cover.
Yngvie Malmsteen is the greatest self-promoter, but that’s the only thing he’s the greatest at. He’s a one trick pony on guitar. He’s just noodling and doing arpeggios and shit. Not impressed. George Lynch and Nuno Bettencourt mog him badly. He’s the reason why shredders get a bad rep from guys like Ritchie Blackmore.
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