What excuse would’ve worked in this situation?
What excuse would’ve worked in this situation?
it's a joke
why would he go to a mob controlled bar
Mind your own fucking business.
Medication
I get mistaken for my cousin vito all the time, tell him I said hi
We’re from Alcoholics Anonymous
The song in this part was kino
How did Vito manage to fuck so many guys? His gay escapades seemed quite successful for a greasy fat fuck. Was it the confidence? Or do gays just a different standard of attractiveness?
Or do gays just a different standard of attractiveness?
gays have no standards, he fucked a lot of guys BECAUSE hes fat and greasy, not in spite of it, the perversness is the point
His gay escapades seemed quite successful for a greasy fat fuck.
he's a bottom & faggot will literally fuck anything
There was a free buffet
Tony sent me here. I'm working undercover. There is a fag mafioso among us!
gays are turbodegenerate junkies
glenn greenwald just posted a video of himself licking spit off the floor and doing meth
there are no wholesome or sober fags literally everyone everywhere at any time in history until 10 min ago knew this
Meanwhile I have been in a relationship with my boyfriend for 10 years now
I swear to God I thought it was Halloween
I’m working undercover to find a gay serial killer
What are YOU Doing here ?
You cute, but I have diarrhea. Yeah, it's free lube, but I'm saving it for the next night.
do you catch or pitch?
what are you getting him for his 18th birthday?
Top
He is 33 and I am 36 so that train has passed sorry
His gay escapades seemed quite successful for a greasy fat fuck.
A gay guy in a foreign city can get a hookup that night
Top
he asked if you catch or pitch
How long before Anderson Cooper is exposed
Your bottom is cheating on you
best bet would be to just kill the guy in the parking lot or something and hope no one recognized you
This is seriously the only play but the car park's no good. Leave immediately, go get a gun, go to the guy's place, wait for him to come home and murder him as he's entering his house. After that Vito would have to wait to see if he told anyone but at that point it would be his word against Vito's and a dead guy is not around to defend himself.
Why the fuck haven't you married him yet? Stop wasting his time.
Am I gay if I listen to this unrioncally outside the show?
Is The Warriors really so popular that his outfit was identified with it?
How many times do we have to go through this?
Was Vito gay?
"No!"
then why suck the guy's cock?
It was a joke
why did he he make such a homossexual joke?
Because of the medication
what does the medication have to do with it?
It changes a mans sense of humour
was he still under the effects of the medication when he ran away?
Yes
was living with the fireman a joke?
Yes
why did he leave the fireman and the happiness he had found, even knowing Phil wanted his ass dead?
Because the effects of the medication wore off
how did Vito sneak behind Jackie Jr and "nothing personalled" him?
Objects of large mass can collapse upon themselves, create black holes and teleport themselves in wormholes. Vito was a man of large mass
did Vito also teleport the car and the driver?
Yes
Could Vito have teleported himself to another place when his jokes were found out?
No, the medication made him lose too much mass
how did Vito kill Jackie Jr with a toy gun?
He didn't, Jackie had a collapsed lung, as we can see by the snow already having blood when he falls, and Vito took the credit for it. Lots of luck
why does the scene where Vito threatens Finn DeTrollio look like bad CGI?
Objects of large mass, such as Vito, can deform their surroundings due to excerting a stronger force of gravity
was Finn really his arch nemesis?
Yes. Thin. Kind of tall. Looks like Daniel Day Lewis' son. Couldn't take a joke
would Vito kill him in the Yankees' game?
No, he just wanted to make a new friend, and share some jokes
why did Phil want Vito's death so much?
Because he was a closeted faggot
wasn't it all a joke?
No, he wasn't fat, so he wasn't on medication
I’m gay, so what.
This guy right here is selling drugs in our area. I disguised myself as a poof so I can gain his trust and whack him unexpected.
What, it's not Halloween?
Fags don’t have standards. They’re not normal.
Hey, you look familiar. You're friends with my cousin Vito right?
Everyone will respond saying fags will fuck anything but it's actually all men
The fact that you say you "top" you so called partner just shows how much of a pervert you are. Or atleast you were before the lifestyle lost its "kick"? Much like a drug does and became normalized.
I'm not in a relationship but If I loved my gf or wife I wouldn't use sex lingo when talking about her. I would with a slut.
Most straight men wouldn’t fuck the female version of Vito. Fags would fuck worse.
cousin
You gotta go all the way at that point and just say you’re the twin
You've just been PRANKED bro
Say hi to the hidden cameras
A. I was here
B. It's a joke
Besides, that's not my dick he was carrying
These guys want to shove their penis into a hairy man's poop hole. You think a gut and greasy sweat will deter them?
yes they would.
That's why women don't really see value on having sex with the average man, they know all are thirsty af
what an insane fake pic
Vito? No, you must be mistaken. My name is Gino
He should have just turned and quickly left though. Then deny and gaslight. Just try to convince everybody that it wasn't you. Pay somebody for an alibi
What do you mean you saw me at a gay bar?
Nah, must have been some other fat guy. I was with a hooker that night, she can vouch for that
you have no idea how deep the tinder rabbithole goes, even grannies get straight up verified profile chads (ripped, tall, rich etc) superliking them and 500+ matches, online dating is crazy eyeopening psychological horror.
bitchute.com
Hey Ton, this Sal guy is spreading rumours that I'm a fanook who dances in fag clubs. Don't believe that shit since he's doing it over a beef of ours.
Since Vito is a captain they would've sided with him
it seems they called to tell the one guy who told chris about it basically the instant they could after the collection at the bar.
the only thing he could have done was kill them the moment they stepped outside but he probably didn't have a gun on him and couldn't 1v2 them, also the guy was from new york i think which would also cause problems.
she can kranken my schwester every day if you know what i mean
he was fucked before because finn saw him