*saves Disney’s Star Wars*
Could Dash do it?
*saves Disney’s Star Wars*
Star Wars was saved by Din Djarin
Boring and generic just like most of the EU. That goes for Clone Wars as well.
Typical Woke Right response from Taco Trump
scene opens on a black charecter
they get crushed by the dropping ramp of Dash Rendars Spaceship
he walks down the ramp, he's got left arm around a giant boobie rodian, his right around a giant boobie twi'lek
the tolken trannie charecter walks up
gets shot in the head before he can even talk
camera pans down he's getting a blowjob from Sy Snootles
Nothing could save Disney's Star Wars, it's Star Wars that needs saving from Disney.
generic lame han solo ripoff #130 from the EU, because they couldn't get the real deal
so little thought was put into him, that they named him literally -render
ugly ass eye-bleeding design
Nah. I am convinced that the only people shilling him are nostalgia-blinded retards who played Shadows of the Empire when they were 4, and can't let go of childhood memories and accept the fact that it was never good.
Dash Rendar is a goofy name even for Star Wars
Disney SW is probably in the best state it’s ever been since they bought the property. The sequels were a failure, but their spin offs are doing well.
No, Dash couldn't even save those Bothans.
I used to have the outrider in star wars galaxies. I miss it.
No. But Kyle "Motherfucker" Katarn can.
Andor is Disney Kyle Katarn
camera pans down he's getting a blowjob from Sy Snootles
Lost.
Not one person working for Disney is aware of this character's existence, nor will they do the research necessary to realize the nostalgia appeal associated.
Lot of great Leia + Xizor fics. Leia + Guri too.
Andor is the type of man that fucks 3D female women
Kyle "MF" Katarn knows what is good in life
During the lockdowns, I bought a pile of SW toys for essentially MSRP but I slept on the Shadows of the Empire line. I should really see what's still available.
He won
Katarn was just Star Wars Doomguy. He was an excuse to do Star Wars-y shit and not much else.
can't let go of childhood memories and accept the fact that it was never good.
That's true for the PT and most of the EU.
Tells you how fucking awful Disney Wars is.
The names Jade...Mara Jade
No. Andor is actual character. Kyle Katarn is an action figure. Just a cool self insert power fantasy for teenage boys.
Kyle Katarn already saved Star Wars (in his Cassian Andor form)
Kyle Katarn is an action figure. Just a cool self insert power fantasy for teenage boys.
all the best characters are
It freaks me out how much Dark Forces 1 Katarn looks like Willem Holleeder (famous criminal mastermind in the Netherlands). It's really uncanny.
They honestly should just make a Star Wars movie (or show) that follows the plot of Dark Forces 1. It would be great.
Kyle Katarn is an action figure
I've played as KK and he was a real one
I barely even remember that game having much of a plot. It was mostly just going to lots of different places to shoot people. You had to stop the evil robots from getting made. Along the way Jabba captures you or something, and there's a point where you fight Boba Fett on Coruscant (sick version of Coruscant btw). Then at the end you fight the guy who makes the evil robots and he has a big evil robot suit.
Like that's it, there is nothing more to the plot really. How is that a movie?
giant boobie rodian
What do the girls look like? Do they have hair or are they just Greedo with boobs?
Thinking sÖy Wars has any chance of redeeming itself in the next 5 years with Kathleen Kennedy and Bob Shekelberg still running things.
You could easily make a movie out of that. It involves espionage, rescue missions, laser battles, revenge, and all sorts of other shit. You don't know what you're talking about.
She's a bit too young to play opposite of Mark Hamil
They have hair
No you don't know what you are talking about. Movies need an emotional core. You need character development, some kind of theme or message. You need a reason to care about the laser battles.
Otherwise you just get Rogue One all over again where Jyn Erso gets blasted with the Death Star at the end and you don't even care because they never bothered to give her a personality. And even that movie has at least SOMETHING going on like the father stuff and Cassian learning to be less ruthless
I'm obviously not saying to make an exact remake of the game, but it could work with the base plot. Come on dude, stop being autistic.
Scott Adkins...IS...Dash Rhubarb
How can star wars be currently saved when its still fucking shit?
Woke Right
That's an oxymoron. There's no such thing.
Project harder, Kathleen
Nobody wants that boomer libtard back. Recast and pick up the saga post ROTJ. Or continue with deepfake Luke and hope people just accept it's limitations.
Denying the Woke Right is something Taco Trump would say
Maybe if they did an animated Star Wars movie it could work but I don't think audiences will be happy with a new actor playing Luke
wooooah imagine the handjobs
Uh huh.
Tired of losing yet Lefty?
That's a hairpiece. Rodians don't have hair.
AAAH SAVE ME FEDERAL JUDGES