Why didn't you go watch their movie, anon? You allowed this to happen

Why didn't you go watch their movie, anon? You allowed this to happen.

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I did. With my wife and kids. The movie is mid. Doesnt feel like a "superhero" movie, its more like an action flick with no cool set pieces.

Budget: $180 million

I don't believe this.

Don't be gullible/ retarded. Theaters don´t have movies pulled like that when this isn't even out of the Top 5 yet and even Kraven was in theaters for 2 months.

I went with this anon's wife too. I don't remember much about the movie because I passed out from the insane head she gave me.

It doesn't have legs and is quickly being forgotten when it's supposed to be pretty important leading into the next Avengers. Disney itself wants it on home media as soon as possible so people will get in the loop before it becomes yesterday's news for good. "What the fuck is going on and who the fuck is Sentry" probably won't help word of mouth for Doomsday. It all just speaks to how fly-by-night management of the MCU is right now.

Doesnt feel like a "superhero" movie

ironically that's exactly why I liked it. it wasn't just some bloated cgi wankfest. it was refreshing. but normie audiences see these movies for a spectacle, I get it.

The New Avengers? I thought it was called Thunderbolts Asterisk? Well, whatever. I was never going to watch that dumb movie anyway.

Nigger I wouldn't watch any Marvel trash after Endgame if you fucking paid me

If it weren’t for my nephew wanting to see minecraft in the theater I probably never would have stepped into a theater again

I love been going to the theatres to watch the marvel universe movies since iron man 1. You’d have to pay me at least $200 to go watch the thunderbolts in theatres. I have negative interest in whoever the fuck these characters are. And I personally can’t stand Florence Pugh. I don’t have any excitement for Doomsday because the heroes we will be following are Florence Pugh, Black Captain America, Shang Chi and Fantastic Four. Unless Marvel surprises everyone by having the original Avengers as the main characters fighting Dr Doom, I do not care. Avengers Doomsday will not be the hit Infinity War was.

I don't know what that's about but it seems stupid. Cinemas aren't gonna want to have to change their marquee twice for the same movie. Also, it's harder for people to talk about it when half know it as thunderbolts and the other half say new avengers. What was even the point of the stunt? How does this benefit marvel at all?

Aren't the old fox x-men supposed to be in it? They're pulling out all the stops.

The funny thing is most cinemas are still calling it Thunderbolts and are still using the Thunderbolts posters.

I'm the first anon's wife, the movie was fine if a little generic. I didn't feel like I was missing anything when I was throating some guy the 2nd time I went to see it.

It’s not enough that they’re in it because they’re going to be fighting Sam Wilson and Florence Pugh and Pedro pascal.

What if you gave me a bj instead, poorfags/wageslaves? I'll even pay you a Mission Impossible showing if you're good, but bring your own diaper.

I did go see it.

The main characters in Doomsday will be Doom, Reed, Thor, and Sam.
The main characters in Secret Wars will be Doom, Reed, Wolverine, The Spidermen, Deadpool. They will be the only characters who get decent screentime. It will be a memberberry cameofest of key-jangling fanservice.

Florence Pugh and Virginia Kirby will be the token "lead" women but won't get much more than 6 minutes screentime at best.

Wanda isnt coming back and will be replaced with her gay not-son, and Carol will probably be killed offin Doomsday after 3 minutes on-screen.

i'm the son of the 1st anon's wife's boyfriend and I didn't much care for the movie either. personally I would've rather they taken me to see Lilo & Stitch it was extremely distracting having my mom give head to my dad while my stepdad complained about the movie not having any good setpieces

Kek I literally never even heard of this one.

Marvel said TB is still the name and its just a marketing best for posters.

Am I the only one who thought secret wars and secret invasion were the same thing?

definitely not

This anon's second kid here, I went to see this movie twice. The first with daddy and mommy.
And the second time with mommy only but she forgot me in the lobby with Robert while she watched it with some strange man.

That's beyond normie and beyond casual. It's not looking at release dates, let me inspect your wallet tier.

Steve replaced by Sam
Tony replaced by Riri
Wanda replaced by Billy
T'challa replaced by Shuri
Natasha replaced by Yelena
Clint replaced by Kate

Wow...

Saw it with this anon's kiddos before they saw it with their own parents!

Release dates? Are you some kind of autist? When you hear people talking about secret wars, you aren't gonna google it if you think they mean that d+ show released not even that long ago. Fuck you, marvel apologist. Naming this movie secret wars is fucking dumb marketing just like new avengers was dumb marketing.

You saw it with your wife? What a coincidence, I saw it with your wife too. By the way, the paternity results just came in. Thanks for raising my biological kids as though they were your own.

All those people that said it would do better than Captain America: Brave New World got proven wrong. Too much competition stopped that from happening. People should be really worried when Fantastic Four: First Steps underperforms expectations as well.

Don't give me that crap, Secret Wars is so far out to be released you'd only know about it if you follow movie news semi-regularly enough, at which point youd' realize it has nothing to do do with an already released Skrull show. And if yow about comics even a little bit, you'd know SW and SI have nothing to do with each other, from story to release dates. All of them, from the original Secret Wars minis to the one Jonathan Hickman wrote, are years or decades apart from each other.

I ain't goint to apologize to and watch Sam's movie just because Thunderbolts is heading into the middle of the summer while Captain America 4 had 2 months of no competition. I'm just glad I watched a good movie. I'm certainly wondering about how Fantastic Four will be received.

Dead brand

I did, it was a mistake. I don't like Task Master and I could tell by the trailers she wasn't going to make it but I love Olga and I thought she'd at least make it through half the movie.

I was wrong.

Watching movies fucking suck

true

I actually did go to see it and I thought it was great but honestly going to the cinema is such a fucking outdated concept and studios need to realise the age of trying to make and measure profits based on people turning up to a physical location is over.

I'm not Indian so I don't owe Disney or Marvel my money for their slop

I did see it in theaters.

The second worst M:I movie mogs anything Marvel it's not even funny

I don't even remember the last good capeshit movie

I'm done watching American movies. Korean movies have much cuter actresses.

pitty

it was the best marvel movie ever and people just let it die

it was the best marvel movie ever

The second worst M:I movie just came out and it straight-up rapes this and anything else Marvel.

I remember being confused about it back in my comic reading days 10 years ago. Not only was it only a few years between Secret Invasion and Secret Wars, Secret Wars also stole the name of a famous story from the 80's, although it made very little sense for the whole Doomgod plotline.

I assume the movie is aping the 2015 Secret Wars and not the 1988 Secret Wars right? With Doom resetting the universe and all that

I watched it in the cinema and enjoyed it. Didn't bother with Captain African American. That concludes my capeshit watching for the year.

ngl I'd fuck Bob

Because they're placeholders till we get X-Men.

Poor Sebastian...

I have Chris on speeddial, we should drink.