Filthy Mudblood!

Filthy Mudblood!

Eh, I'll allow it. Could have been WAY worse.

There is no worse
This is just as bad as if they had cast 3 aboriginals. The fact that you'd even say that is proof you were going to watch this slop like the good little redditor you are no matter what

Calm down

casting directors Lucy Bevan and Emily Brockmann

Yea I was expecting a black Harry, Ronjeet, and Hermione wearing a burka

Look who's talking.

Hermione might grow up to have a nice ass. Here's hoping.

Too many white people in this pic

left looks like a literal demon

Drapes match the curtains?

malfoy, he called herminone... well i dont know exactly what it means

he called me a poojeet

HE DID NOT

whats a poojeet?

it means street shitter. poojeet is a dirty name for someone whos indian-born. someone with street shitting parents...someone like me

Your point?

This. They're all good looking and they went with the safest brown possible.

all racists are subhuman

Why are you licking your lips?

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I'm not. I can acknowledge something looks good without wanting to fuck it, you know. Some children are pretty, while others are ugly. That's just a fact. You can make the same point for other things, like dogs, or cars.

ugly women casting women that they won't feel threatened by

Early life status?

None of your damn business.

Brownione

she's a little cutie though

Where's the poopjeet Harry?

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Hermione Hernandez

Yep, its just as shit as expected.

Harry, Sir don't bloody bastard in the goblet of fire

they know that making her black would have destroyed the show, with the backlash to snapes casting. but they still need a brownoid to meet demographic requirements, so they went with the safest brownoid possible. I'm ok with it, at least she's cute. And knowing Ron will BLEACH her later is all the better

Nose extends a dark shadow over entire mouth region. Shalom

Harry Potter HBO Series, from the point of view of an in universe Goblin

I'm sure it will be unbiased

Congradulations, you have been selected for a lifetime of harassment all so a megacorporation could get a tiny bit more engagement for their slopgrab.

its ok when its WMXF. Since you're a virgin, you've never experienced a nonwhite woman throwing her ass back on your white dick. Its the best the best feeling in the world. At that moment, I truly feel connected to my ancestors that colonized the world.

Very sex mam Hermoine like auntie

Honestly she fits Hermoine way better than Emma because kid Emma was way too cute.

could have said Herbrownie

There is no chance of Draco being anything other than a blonde English boy. Weird how that works.

She'll be considered White in the US within the next 20 years

Based. No relenting on calling this bullshit out until the demons are cast out of america.

I like it. Was expecting the casting to be terrible but this is good.

Where do you faggots even come from?

america

Harry Potter is british you dumb golem

In 5 years this place will be obsessed with her and call her sexy.

the only casting i don't like is John Lithgow. I don't see him as Dumbledore at all. They should go with Pierce Brosnan

Hahahaa!!! I ain't watching this woke ass shit.

The next 10 years are going to be Hell for Potterfags on Anon Babble. You chose this, so buckle up!

And this affects you, how?

So half-Indian girl is gonna be called mudblood and black Snape will be bullied by 4 white kids?

Sheeeeit, they need to make Sirius Black black otherwise it will look very awkward

please be angry please i'm begging you bro

western civilization has already fallen bro. just get a brown gf and get it out of your system.

Of course it is.

Reddit

are we not going to talk about the fact that this little nigga looks evil

More like 5 weeks.

Listen, you can racewash every character in all of Anon Babble. That's fine. That's your right as a social terrorist.
But we also reserve the right to NOT watch anything that features non-whites. It's called Freedom of choice.

They don't even hide their demonic origins anymore.

this place won't be around in 5 years

Newfag, it's a WB shill

You are 100% not white if you think that

then just don't watch it? Why are you getting so worked up about a show you're not gonna watch?

He's gonna grow up to be a legendary middle manager. He can talk about how he thinks of you as his "buddy" and then fire you without blinking.

He looks normal you despicable faggot.

New hermione was cute in Matilda

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They would do that now if that was the case

We are in hell.

This is why they keep getting away with this kind of shit. We are in their domain.

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You know I do feel bad for the girl. She will get a shitton of hate now for no fault of her own. And all because JKR dared to question the validity of troons.

what timestamp picture? What are you talking about?

chuds are going to tell me this is not hermione just because her skin is slightly darker

I'm uncomfortable with grown men discussing the appearance of children.

he is having a schizophrenic episode, pay him no mind

it's not leviosa

it's leviosaaaaaaar

Brown Hermione is whatever, they already fucked up with black Snape. That's by far their biggest mistake.

its not a band casting she looks just like hermione with a tan

Least obvious shills.

reddit is always open

It's either that or the JQ. Of course she is siding with the jews and let them cast her new series, safer that way.

He looks gay, but evil? Naah, more like seductive

do chuds even like harry potter? its already woke as hell and the original movies had tons of black characters

don't care that they made Ford Prefect black.

do care that they made one of these kids brown. they're all already 'underdog' characters in a way, so going OUT OF THEIR WAY to miscast (or 'colour blind cast') any of them is just strange. backwards, even.

2/3 of them are fine, hopefully they can act.

What kind of Illuminati child grooming signaling bullshit is she doing with her hand?

Hermione is white, yes.

make Sirius Black black

the wizard who spends his life in prison

I'd say they should make it Lupin, but then they'd be making the AIDS metaphor a black guy. If they make it Petigrew, they'd make the evil traitor black. And they obviously can't make James black without changing Harry's casting. They've really written themselves into a corner here.

DEY CAST SPELLS NOW?

Do pedophiles ever find any child unattractive? You even want to fuck shitskins.

Aren't things going to get really weird with everyone on set calling her that?

She's about as dark as your average Italian, but you don't see people seething in every Sopranos thread about those nonwhites

She’s cute in the same way I’d say a plate of food arranged in the shape of a heart is cute.

i just happen to like spics more than nogs, sue me lmao

'AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRY POTTTAAAAAAA
DID YOU BLEACH HERMIONE!!!!!!!

You didn't say I was wrong. Whatevs. I'm looking forward to the next ten years of bullying this girl to the point of suicide and in turn, watching her liberal simps like you cry real tears.

You're talking about a literal child you pedophile.

in the book. But she can be half indian in a telly

It breaks my heart bros but London is like at most 40% White if I recall correctly. Jeets and Pakis are just part of the ethnic landscape in Britain. This is not an example of DEI. This is just the reflection of the current UK demographics. Nobody in the UK will even give this a second thought. It would be reverse DEI if no browns and blacks were cast, and don't get me wrong, I would be all for it, just that it would require an explicit acknowledgement of the White struggle which is unfortunately too much to ask from your average normie.

Telly girl isn’t properly cast.

London isn't the UK dumb bitch

a fucking gypsy? lmao

It breaks my heart bros but London is like at most 40% White if I recall correctly

It's 53.8%

And where are all the film and show producers based at?

The pedos are siding with Hermione

It's over

You tell me, with some evidence if you can

it's the school for all of the UK. and it's in Scotland. go tell Scotland they're not doing enough to be like London, see where that gets you.

Where in the books does it say she's white?

I would

the wizard who spends his life in prison

yeah, the innocent wizard who spent his life in prison. also aids in africa is considered a product of oppression so they could even go with both. from what I remember lupin hated snape the least and snape helped him deal with the transformation so he's going to be the black one

then it's 'modern casting' applied to what is, basically, a period piece. this wasn't Britain in the early 90s. there were black, Asian, etc. characters in both the UK and in the book, it was fine.

in a similar vein i wouldn't give a fuck if some Star Trek future type thing has a more diverse cast, great, maybe the future will be like that. but this is a time and a place i actually lived through. you're whitewashing history as much as if you had an openly gay character, who didn't get bullied to shit, because EVERYONE was ALWAYS fine with the gays :) :) :)

Low caste, but white, anglo phenotype

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She's not a nig, that's enough for me desu

Doesn't matter. We told you that if you cast nigs & poos that we'd refuse to watch you woke ass faggotry.

I saw terminally online white women seethe over Ariel and that girl from Percy Jackson. They don't like seeing their self-inserts racebent (no one does). These are literal kids, so I wonder if they'll bite their tongue.

Least obvious shills.

andor general out of nowhere

Except everyone knows you'll watch it and post in every thread while decrying how bad and woke it is.

This is just the reflection of the current UK demographics

HP is set in the 90s

People still had hope for this show after nigger snape announcement? What a bunch of retards.

But is the show as well? Somehow I doubt they will not give us modern kids with cellphones and dubstep and shit

Tbh Ron and Hermione look fine,there's something unsettling about Harry though.It's like you can feel his inner Horcrux shining through that smile

Somehow I doubt they will not give us modern kids with cellphones and dubstep and shit

You have a 2 digit IQ

the insane middle-aged Harry Potter women are my favourite thing about Harry Potter. it's not your usual Tolkien, Star Trek, whatever types - they really are a different breed.

looking forward to all the weird online drama this series will bring.

imagine how hairy her hands are going to be

TOS was cast as diverse for that very reason

There is no worse

They could have cast an Americoon, to be fair.

99.9 is good enough for me

pedophile

Does this word mean something to you or something?

If a post describes a child as "seductive" then yeah lmao

Nose extends a dark shadow over entire mouth region

Shadow Over Heebsmouth?

Pedophiles don't exist little bro. The jews made up the word. They are just straight.

yup. filthy little mud blood

thank god they didnt cast any niggers

shocker... jews
go count coins in gringotts ya goblins

Say that again with a straight face

The jews made up the word.

Pretty sure the greeks did actually

Why do they look so forgettable? They look like NPCs and not main characters. What the fuck is going on with gen alpha?

they are definitely good looking, especially the boys

Casting the red headed child actor for a long project has to be stressful. You've got like a 65% chance of him turning into a Clint Howard mutant at puberty.

why would they be incompetent and fugly in their own realm? lol

evil in a sexy way

if the "he's too hot to play snape" thing was a sign of things to come, i can't wait

Imagine the potential drama with these kids over the next eight years. Hermione grows a huge pair of bazongas at 14, Harry troons out due to producer molestation, and Ron joins the Irish liberation front of the great Muslim purge in 2030

True 1/3 of school children in the UK are non-white (not non British, non white) so they would have to go out of their way to make all 3 of them white, if they’re just casting the 3 bear actors one of them is bound to be a shitskin based on demographics. And you’re retarded if you thought HBO was gonna go out of their way and only cast whites

Don't even need to check early life

Can't believe they would cast a ginger in a lead role. This DEI shit has to stop.

London (or at least England as a whole) has been conquered by like 5 different groups of foreigners since antiquity, who cares.

Always has been

True 1/3 of school children in the UK are non-white (not non British, non white)

Your own source says 1/3 are *NOT* white British, not just non-white

this would be fucking hilarious

the hat should put him in Slytherin for real this time

Yeah let's make non-human guy who can't control himself black

61.3 white British
0.3 white Irish
7.2 any other white background
Not counting Gypsies as white. So 31.2 non-white, basically 1/3. Considering from the 2021/2022 school year to the 2023/2024 school year white British fell by 2.6, I’m sure for the 2025/2026 school year it’ll fall by a similar margin so ya, pretty safe to say 1/3 are non-white, probably more

a casting director has to go out of their way to cast an actor to fit a character? madness, i tell you.

theres no boy pedos here

western europe is over, its the same in almsot all countries. and those kids are born and raised in the uk, they are not immigrants but as british as anyone else

lol
lmao

The great hall smells like immigrant hotel

Common room smells like curry

Hagrid's hut smells like dried furry cum

Snape classroom smells like a nigger den

it's 0v4r

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There's plenty of butt ugly kids out there. This one's barely on the plain side.there and pegging the cute meter in op's pic

i recently watched Boarders, BBC series about black youths who go to a posh public school. despite not being 100% of schoolchildren, they cast ALL the black kids with black actors.

why can't a WHITE kid play a black character? they deserve that chance.

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Well that ain't take so long. The new Potter Discourse is gonna be a fucking circus

Redpill me

Is the Harry kid Jewish?

but as british as anyone else

no

Someone in the other thread said he's jewish.

Cute

You haven’t been to the got/hotd threads then

laugh my fucking ass offf

Pajeeta Hermoine

Ya, in 2 years white Brit’s fell by 2.6%, that is an astonishing amount in such a short time. Imagine in 10 more years. Are they gonna by 48.3% by 2033. The under 18 population of the UK will be less than 50% white in a decade, that’s crazy. When did they start mass non-white immigration? Like a decade ago? Maybe 2? Absolutely insane

he's based on Neil Gaiman, but he's not actually Jewish, no.

What the fuck do you mean he's based on?

How is one persons existence based on anyone?

Weird to think one of these three kids will be a heroin addict or dead from suicide in 20 years or so.

I think the point was juice

Yes, you’re insane if you think casting directors are gonna out white only for a roll like one of the main 3 from Harry Potter. I don’t agree with it, but that’s a the way the world is and I don’t see why you’d expect anything else

That’s because to leftists whitewashing is racist but black washing is perfectly fine. It’s hypocritical and doesn’t make sense, but no one said leftists were smart

Wait she is half indian? Oh boy cant wait for the shitstorm

He is giving malfoy vibes

Yeah I thought Hermione’s actress being black was a given because ‘they’ have been pushing it for years.

Most of the black characters who weren't Dean and Kingsley were nobodies and barely even showed up in the films. The only potentially offensive thing about them is that Dean was Ginny's second boyfriend before she ended up with Harry. Oh and I guess Fred dating Angelina Johnson with George marrying her after the former's death

Them wyte boys will troon out irl ina couple of year. Screencap this.

When did they start mass non-white immigration? Like a decade ago? Maybe 2? Absolutely insane

how it works is paki family has five kids by the time the wife's 30, the kids get married off between 18-25 to someone from pakistan who can't speak english, they bring their new spouse over, immediately start shitting out kids. the only solution at this point is to ban islam

the true power lies with them

casting couch kikes

who´s gary

Likely Dean Thomas' original name

Jew detected

Ya, I guess it’s not surprising to see the white British % fall so rapidly when white Brits are not having kids, while shitskins, particularly sandniggers are having 5 each on top of being imported en made every year. I honestly believe that by 2050 the UK will be less white than the US, beaners don’t have as many kids as sand niggers and whites in the US have more kids than brits.

They will cast black Fleur, I can already see it.

Discount Timothy.

Harry Potter is centrist as hell. That’s why it frustrates far-leftist fans so much, they want everything to completely agree with them all the time.
And no the movies are comfy white kids kino.

actually cast a ginger for the ginger character

First non dyslexic casting directors?

He's just like me...

It's not like the rest of the cast is much better.
What an awful reboot.

They didn't want to pick this fight since erasing one ginger would mean erasing an entire family of gingers.

Harry was a manlette even then

ah yeah I forgot she was the one who made them.

Because making Ron a jeet means you have to make the entire Weasley family a jeet, including Harry’s wife.

one of the most powerful wizards of all the time (literally the only nigga able to fly without a broom besides Chuddemort), highly successful potion maker and only 38 years old (wizards seem to live on average a hundred years)

still hyperfixated on his highschool oneitis and his bully, both of whom died a decade ago.

The only character more pathetic than Severus is Wormtail.

What living inside a cupboard and only eating scraps does to a mf

no niggers

Good enough. What ethnicity is Hermione, a pajeetah?

I am legitimately shocked harry and ron are white

Wow no niggers

still hyperfixated on his highschool oneitis and his bully

Sad how common that is among people irl. Some people just can't move on beyond their school years, whether it's because of how traumatic the experience was or how boring their adult life is.

Slytherin wins again!

I'm already in love with Arabella

bunny teeth

that hair

Dude she is perfectly hermione. Fits perfectly, sadly she will now get a lot of hate.

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Hiding a ring or something

I see Harry still has his mother's green eyes...

Hiding a ring or something

Yes because she is my wife

Just make her wear lots of whitening powder

arranged marriage?

she is pretty qt. I don't mind the casting. do we know her socials yet? I hope no one is being too mean to her

That was God

she's literally just holding her finger, probably because she was fidgeting around before the picture was taken and didn't notice she was doing it when it got taken. you retards read way too much into things

If the kids are soulless, I won't watch past the first episode.

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Will she have an arranged marriage episode?

entire TV series of the PoC woman being smarter than the two white boys, and dressing them down constantly.

and surely there will be a troon character just to spite J.K.

Thank you, bongoids. I can't wait for this new product.

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To other demons she is brilliant and beautiful.

HAAAARRYYYY POTTAH

the one on the right is soulless, LOL

Visit dailymail, the normiest normie tier shithole

picrel is the top updoot comment

It's over, even normie has the fatigue.

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You guys promised me the blackest negress ever imagined for Hermione. This isn't shitpost worthy it's just ignorable.

Just you wait for the support cast. The school will be 75% brown and asian.

Lube for her tiny cunny

Uh oh

Crochetgran

as in, a grandmother?

My daughter, who is a huge HP fan

so is she 35 or something?

Kek.

that lil timmy got fake teeth bruh

Stop acting like JK Rowling's work is the epitome of the white race. This is the same woman who retroactively made characters gay to appease the LGBT crowd. The fact that she is anti troon doesn't erase her giga leftist views and feminist beliefs. How fucking old are you? The very author of this series defended black Hermione castings since forever. Not to mention there were blacks, chinamen and pajeets in Hogwarts in the books and the original films.
Harry Potter is SLOP. Rowling would gladly call every person on this thread a white supremacist incel to his face. Seeing zoomers on Anon Babble defend her work as some cultural monument of white excellence is fucking wild.

Her daughter fantasizes about BBsnape

The demographic of Harry potter fans was millenials and they are in their 40s now, so yeah that makes sense.

That's the Order of the Dark Arrow. Really shady stuff their area of operations is all of South America.

black snape will literally be hung up in a tree at some point if they are true to the book.

You're slop

I don't know why but they all seem off to me. maybe I just took used to the old cast

Looks like decent casting compared to nigga Snape. It's gonna be slop but these kids are going to get abuse the likes of which Jake Lloyd could only imagine.
Reminder that Snape is going to be strung up in a tree, abused for his looks, and also almost murdered by Sirius for a laugh along with general bullying for almost the entirety of his school life

Reminder that Snape is going to be strung up in a tree, abused for his looks, and also almost murdered by Sirius for a laugh along with general bullying for almost the entirety of his school life

Based Rowling I can't wait for /potter/ general

Oy, wut bout Snape then?

Another unfortunate scapegoat. Those with a sane mind would leave the child alone.

straight

Do you think that was a woman making those posts?

I don't believe any of you are actually PDFiles. You're memeing to fit in but can't read the room and realize people cringe when they read your c*nny tirades

chuds watching the dumpster fire vs cool wine aunt crazy cat lady childless roasties desperately defending their potter slop

The kino will be real, and we shall forge it with our own hands.

I feel sorry for these kids. Idiots who are not even going to watch the show will rip them apart. And then there are the idiots who do watch the show and rip them apart. It's gonna be child abuse.

Good times ahead

These kids are doomed, they're going to get more death threats than they can count before they hit puberty

Unironically whether the anons who post in HP threads actually liked HP as kids/still do or not, or even the most jaded of chudfrens who hates it because JKR is a leftoid feminist, it'll be a great time on Anon Babble
When I heard Snape was going to be black I just fucking imagined the memes /pottergeneral/ would make
We'll be eating good, lads.

there's no way THIS Hermione is going to a school in 90s Britain and not getting called 'paki' every single day.

putting this down to the joint American production, honestly. they have this twee Richard Curtis view of Britain.

I don't understand why chuds are seething about Harry Potter getting more diversity.
aren't the villains basically racists but wizard ????
it's still too white.

Regular school yeah sure but wizard school calling her a mudblood is simply more effective

This. The show will be the most fun Anon Babble has been since /got/ generals. I am hyped.

The white kids will be fine actually. I'd worry about the one who knowingly stole a white actor's role.

Gods we were strong then
And we'll be the strongest general of all time
Jannies will be chased out of this board by the MERE memory of us!

Is she a Paki? I heard she was just Spanish, kek

It’s all just speculation so far.

what if they cast an albino black dude

Based take. Have a pint.

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Genuinely surprised they didn't make Ron black.

Why is she the color of my shit?

We can't let mudbloods into /Hog/warts, billions must be expelled

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knowingly stole

Don't push that narrative. She should be tested for her acting abilities, not her race.

What would have happened if you didn't allow it? Would you go on a murder spree? Why is reddit like this? They get the final say what goes and if they don't like it someone has to die.

Even they're not that retarded
They may cast a black as a guy who's "mere existence" offends Harry's dad, who gets picked on for hanging out with a white woman in 1970s Britain, and who gets hung from an invisible noose, but there's no way they'd cast blacks as the pooerst most destitute wizarding family who everyone makes fun of for having more kids than they can afford and for having a fat mom

Yeah, but hollywood really hates gingers.

kek
He is a cuck too. Would have been much better casting

the mud bloods have thick skin, she will be fine. the white boys are done for though.

The big shock for me is that Harry is an ordinary white British kid.

It's over, Anon Babble found out about the jeetmione situation.

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I thought HBO was going to pay shills to call everyone racist. Turns out they're paying shills to convince people that this girl is white.

uh oh chuds are gunna freak!

So have the pedophiles, it seems.

Like Ellie in TLOU, doesn't matter what ugly mutant you cast, waifufags will always suck their dicks. In fact, I think they're secretly happy they cast a nigger as Hermoine because now pedos think, "She's all mine now, just like I wanted."

Eh, I'll allow it.

Eh, no one takes like that, shill.

Reminder that the anatomically accurate wax cast they made of Hermione for the petrification scene went missing. Kek.

day 82352 of the right seething about children television

I like how no one knows which mud race she is.

pedophiles

They are on every thread. I still remember the unhinged cunny posting on HOTD.

White face

which means fear, no, that she is white. Anon, even an esl like me knows that these are books written for toddlers.

The real Ms.Worldwide

Avada Kedavra!

He looks like he’s got chutzpah. I like him a lot more than Radcliffe

which means fear

Brown will still look brown even when facing fear, what's your point?

Factually, television did not exist back then.

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Ellie

Two things. First: she's 21. Second: pedos are too good for Bella Ramsay.

Best character will stay untouched

Based. Shame Bellatrix will never be as good as HBC no matter who they cast, but at least the Bellatrix/Hermione rape scene will last longer like the book if they manage to make it to deathly hallows without being cancelled lol

Imagine if she turns out to be half Portuguese or some other dark European.

I'm in the group that she's a lightskinned person. Which means she could be White. But that line doesn't prove anything. We still don't have many descriptions of Hermione's physical appearance.

harry is white

ron is actually a ginger

it could have been a lot worse.
redhead characters tend to not survive modern casting

You’re just used to seeing the original trio, once these 3 take over in the best HP adaption you’ll feel the opposite and think the original were dull

yeah lmao rowling just decided to remind everyone that hermione is white in the middle of the book, even in your screenshot there's context

I'm betting on Numione being a Spanish/English mutt

I'm in the group that I'm a coping moron

Many such cases

mmmm akshully white means light brown linguistics innit?

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It's Levio Saar

Shame Bellatrix will never be as good as HBC no matter who they cast

Killing Eve’s Jodie Comer would mog

no he won't

I'm just saying that in the book we don't get much description of her appearance. Like, she could be anything.

You fucking destroyed him

You literally can’t read

Poomione Granjarhra

Casting so based it could counterbalance all the shit casting on it's own so it'd never happen

She often blanches or blushes, an effect more easily seen on white people. She's also noted as looking tanned after coming back from France.

Arent there like actual passages in the books where it says like Hermiones white face peaked out behind a tree or something like that? I mean its actually laughable, like they literally wont allow it to have even a single big movie/tv franchise that has an all white main cast in the current day. Even if all the characters have been clearly described as white.

You'll get Mia Goth and you know it

I'm okay with that if she shows her boobs. It's an HBO show after all.

WHO WANTS TO SEE ME TAKE OFF SNIVELLY'S PANTIES.

Please chuds, let it happen. DO NOT REDEEM.

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yeah, you're kind of right, the casting of the major characters is not as obnoxious as you would have expected.
the sad thing is that in 2025 this is seen as an half victory.
"at least they didn't cast a disabled MTF transgender from Burundi as Hermione!"

get his rags off

BUCKUS BREAKUS!

Well in 2015, a theatre play obnoxiously casted Hermione as a sheboon, so the new cast can be considered a woke regression and a victory. Definitely a lot better than what people ten years ago would’ve thought a new Harry Potter adaption would look like.

Ah, Sirius Black

Welcome to Azkhaban

Or should I call you... Sirius Buck

ACCIO RAGS

they should get ricky gervais to play as dumbledore