Devoted to the discussion of film expression

Devoted to the discussion of film expression

HAT TRICK edition

QOTD

Which hat tricker is the best?

Queen of Anon Babble

Queen of /Philm/

Anon Babble as the name and not the subject

This is either a mistake or a power move.

subject in name field

he hasn't embraced the refulgence of the metaphysical and become Anon Babble

LETTING GO OF EVERYTHING I USED TO KNOWWWWWW
LOVE LET ME GO!

We're all Anon Babble here.

QOD

Rivaldo's against Valencia in 2001.

disgusting desu

QOTD

Can you list them all again?

You spelled delicious wrong.

Which hat tricker is the best?

Probably Oddjob from James Bond

What you don’t like tits. What are you gay or something

How can one live in this world and converse with normal humans? The average person has an IQ of 90. They have no interest in art or anything intellectual. And what's the point in even talking to the ones who do have an interest? "Have you seen this? What did you think about that... Do you know this?" Conversation is just a way for you to feel good about talking about things you learned. More enjoyment would come out the consumption of a novel or album than one second wasted talking to another human. My brainrot from childhood is the only reason I'm still here.

I have friends and I don’t discuss art with them at all.

I think normie conversation means basically making cheeky little observational jokes as they arise, and letting them talk about their feelings. That's all people really want from you. If you were really so smart you could do that on autopilot while contemplating art in your head.

Me too I have a friend group where we just play video games and watch UFC but it feels empty. It's fun but it's feels the only reason a lot of groups like this exist is so people don't have to be alone while doing things. It's why work friend groups and these types never really last. You move onto another a group in a couple years and then another group and so on. Only best friends from high school seem to be lasting.

It's not about the art as much as the reason for even talking to people.

he caught the gay

What do Anon Babble posters do morning to night? Work, watching kino and collect neetbux. What has your knowledge of art done to gain anything in life, are you closer to achieving your dreams or just happy being a consumer.

If you were really so smart you could do that on autopilot while contemplating art in your head.

I literally do this with nearly everyone

Existence is worthless suffering, experiencing art is a temporary distraction. Nothing matters.

I am 32 and used to be a striver. I quit my job last year and the number one insight I have gained is that the key to life is to smile and enjoy the simple creature comforts and pleasures of the flesh.

Read Schopenhauer. The consumption of art is the only thing matters in life.

What has your knowledge of art done to gain anything in life

I like watching films. My knowledge allows me to watch more films. Nothing further than that, a simple unpretentious matter.

So all edgy nihilists that haven’t grew out that stage

Winning your category in the Oscars, Golden Globes and your respective guild. Film festivals are pointless and just for shilling. Even if the Oscars have been shit for decades, it's still means more than a film festival. Unironically, the Golden Globes have been better than the Oscars for over a decade.

The only alternative to nihilism is Christianity which is not real

I love consuming but sometimes I wish I could contribute to the art form.

How to convince positive psychology mind over matter surface level hormones that life is suffering or all we just doomed neurotic freaks

watched bay of blood. i still think jellos are the most boring type of horror movies in existence. the kills in this are pretty cool though, but jesus christ in heaven this is as boring as your regular farthouse movie. i am also not posting in /whore/ again because the regular user there would likely defend this slop like its his mother. not that Anon Babble is much better, but its not THAT braindead. if it werent for kinosseurs like leone, i'd hate italians to the bone

Normies*
Also once you watch a film it’s just this ‘ah that’s it’ over forever feeling it isn’t enough

Me too but the cost is too great and no one will understand the greatness you will make except for you. We were born in the wrong time.

Clouzot, Antonioni, Altman, and Panahi.

Literally looks like that Hellraiser blob guy

Runs away from humanity

Thinks he can appreciate art

Also, what's with all the doomfaggotry here lately?

You just talk about shit and expect responses. Sometimes you shut up to let others talk, sometimes you talk. It's not very difficult to do.

I mostly work and study, go for drinks with friends at least twice a week, and watch like 2 or 3 kinos per week. Pretty sweet imo, and the kino consumption is actually useful because I talk about kino with almost everyone I meet.

You don't understand art if you think the humanity in art is real humanity.

Loser.
Winner.

You don't understand art if you think it doesn't need humanity to even exist, artworks are result of it and exist in it. Art is the expression of the artist's individual humanity which is a part of the collective humanity.

It's pretty decent. I liked that film.

You're just discovering that a non trivial part of humanity is absolutely and utterly consumed by doom. That's why people are so ridiculously unhappy and are obsessed with hating on things.
The hater mindset unironically comes from one of two ways of living, either 1-Avoiding any real life experience and just absorbing negativity through the internet without ever questioning your POV of life (being chronically online, typical of school shooters, incels, etcetera), or 2-Getting repeated bad life experiences and not having the balls to face the adversities of life without becoming a cynic (typical of jaded boomers, old school "tough guys", etcetera). Type one just needs to get off their room and go out into the world, while type two needs to stop seething over life being hard and just meet reality with open arms and a realistic expectation of people.

Then Antonioni easily

What has your knowledge of art done to gain anything in life

Made me understand the world and people better and love it.

are you closer to achieving your dreams

Already achieved it.

Would love to watch you attempt to vomit this bullshit to people experiencing true, unending hardship in life, and then watch you collapse into a pile of embarrassment and shame (if you’re lucky)

It's one thing to see a beautiful painting of a woman and see it's humanity and it's another thing to actually live with that woman for 30 years. That's the kinda thing that kills the humanity you know That painting will bring bliss to whoever sees it for thousands of years while the real guy hates his bitch nagging wife. You understand the difference? It's better to just enjoy the art.

(being chronically online, typical of school shooters, incels, etcetera),

I am essentially this and yet i don't hate and am not doomer, how? Is it my self doubt, the willingness to always question my perceptions and views of things? Is it my willingness to see the good in things? This guy said and yet i'm neither? Why?

Regardless of how much you consider yourself to know, has your knowledge of art and arrays of curios you've learned from such made anyone believe you're a genius?

The people with this mindset are always double digit IQ.

And yet he wouldn't be able to create that painting that will bring bliss to whoever sees it for thousands of years if that woman had not existed, if he had not lived with her, if her humanity had not inspired his humanity to express itself through art, do you understand this?

caring what others think

Who gives a fuck

No, and i have no aspirations of being one or being perceived as one.

The woman’s not real dumbfuck, he made the painting up

I'm a litigation paralegal applying to law school. Before this, I was a national-level political operative and worker in state-level government. My ultimate goal is to attain power and do good for America.

I watch kinos every now and then. Been on a hot streak recently and will have watched at least 4 this holiday weekend.

I prefer reading literature to watching film but there's no denying that the visual aesthetic and audio structuring of film can be extraordinary, even if it rarely, if ever, reaches the depths of thought presented in a great novel.

Being permanently le sad is smart and deep.

You all sound like goth teens.

I'm just curious because people seem to be blown away by my absurdly basic knowledge of art. I don't get it.

You're putting the bliss from the painting into the real humanity. It's inspired by humanity but it's not real. The woman is real but the the "woman" in the painting is not real. You understand? It's idealized. It can never be real.

Not a single existing painting of woman has not been inspired by a real woman.

If Anon Babble was a bunch of goth teens we would've met up and had an orgy already.

Yeah, why can't we just do that?

We're all in our 60's.

well yeah Anon Babble is already a breeding ground for weirdos and then people who spend time in a specific general are an even more specific subset of weirdos. emotional dysfunction obviously runs high here and almost no opinions are worthy of creating a fundamental perspective shift
it's the decrepit internet version of the blind leading the blind

Any Arabic kinos?

I've faced unending hardship in life since I was born and I receive it gladly, because I'm not a bitch and am aware of the necessity of adversity for human evolution

Which mindset?

I am not, i'm saying that from the real humanity the bliss could be created, it cannot exist without it, you can reject humanity and embrace art because art is the expression of humanity.

Dancing Arabs / A Borrowed Identity is nice
Theeb is kino

Unironically catholicism would save everyone here, including me, but i seem to be incapable of believing in god.

Jafar Panahi has three.
t. hat trick jury

Maybe you haven't gone through struggle, or maybe you did and overcame it. A sure way of knowing which kind of person You are is observing your haters. Haters love to hate on people who are overcoming adversity, because seeing them win and be happy would unironically drive them to suicide (unironically, seen this happen a few times). If you've never had no haters, you're pretty much just an embryo in life

Why?

because the anon youre asking this can only think in black and white terms. not being able count in the many aspects life and personalities, even of a supposed nihilist, who isnt always negative in its manners and moods. it might be someone chipper as yourself that recognized despite nothing mattering, might as well enjoy yourself. despite having missed out on socially constructed 'milestones', it's okay.

Iran

Arabic

It's an unbalanced perspective on life. Too much self sacrifice and you'll end up like Jesus. Bad thing to be, a sacrifice for people who give 0 fucks for you

Which mindset?

NPC's not understanding how people are not NPC's

Explain yourself.

Do you guys realize that when you try to flex on each other about how smart you are and how hard you've had it, normies legitimately look on it like one retard trying to one-up another retard? I'm talking actual Down's Syndrome type shit
People really making it happen don't have time to blogpost on an anonymous anime image board. The sooner you realize you're a loser for doing this and are not contributing anything to the world or doing yourself any favors, the sooner you can actually become the person you wish you were
God bless. See you at the top

, you can reject humanity and embrace art because art is the expression of humanity.

I think you meant "you can't reject humanity". I mostly agree with you're saying. If you actually rejected humanity you would have to be watching movies about worms being worms. I feel you can mostly reject real humanity by just avoiding normal life and experiences while still accepting it on that idealized level. I can watch idealized movies about fishermen without actually having to spend time with my local fishermen.

Since reddit banned me for the umpteenth time: GRAND SLAMS ARE SO COOL. The clip so far looks like Rashomon his way.

A normie cannot understand someone having something bad to say about the world because he doesn't have the mental capacity to understand anything beyond NFL and drinking beer with his bros. For him anyone outside of that sphere is weird and needs to just drink beer and watch NFL to be cured of his weirdness

Om dat de werelt is soe ongetru / Daer om gha ic in den ru

("Because the world is perfidious, I am going into mourning")

... The misanthrope also is walking unaware toward caltrops set for him by the world (cast in his path). He cannot renounce the world as he would wish and he is contrasted with the shepherd in the background, who guards his sheep and who is more virtuous than the misanthrope because of his simple, honourable performance of his duties and his sense of responsibility toward his charges.

"Hi faggots, my name is John" vibes from your post. Who gives a shit about normies though, hell who gives a shit about what anyone thinks though

Oh, yes, some people are like that, but with how harsh is the world right now, you'd have to live in a bubble to not realize how some elements of life are complete shit. My OG post just meant that some people go completely ham on the negative shit and become just as retarded as your average normies but in the opposite direction. Both hyper negativity and hyper positivity are mistakes in regards to one's perception of life imo

Hey, as long as being nothing and fading into nothingness is okay with you

this fucking retard filled out the name field instead of the subject field, now i can't find it in the catalogue

This shit is so mid

I understand. I hate the anti-natalist and extreme doom types. For me at least there isn't much else you can do about the negative aspects of the world without venting you know? People gotta let out steam. It's tough to just accept it.

yeah Take II clears but both are meh

Fuck. He found the thread anyway, guys.

At this point I think the trick is to just get the kernels and paper bags and do it the old fashioned way

I just bring cobs to the kinoplex with me instead now

Does pretentiousness in a flick make it an example of dishonest filmmaking?

I think you meant "you can't reject humanity"

Yes, that's what i meant, sorry.

movies about fishermen without actually having to spend time with my local fishermen.

Yes of course, but you can't completely shut yourself off to the world, that's what i'm saying, you originally said you don't even talk to people anymore, that's bad.

What’s going on with that butter why does it look like cum

It is, a 100%. I unironically just want money and bitches and I'll be happy. And art and material things. And happiness.

Yeah, I get it. I used to be heavily into anti-natalism, and I still kinda am. I just will say that you have to have balls of steel to face life and I wouldn't bring another human to the world by my own will. And yes, venting's alright.

Say her name.

Any of you guys plan for the next month the kinos you gotta watch? I lose too much time deciding what's next to the point I dont watch as much kino as I'd like to

May be mayo, my dude. Pro tip: eat that shit with mayo, lemon and salt; you won't regret it.

I live in the moment.

It's week by week for me and i often don't follow my own plan.

Sometimes I get the kick to watch more of a certain filmmaker and base myself on that.

Anti-natalism is just defeatism.

Build a house, plant a tree.

, that's bad.

Pretty much every conversation I have with normal people in my head I'm thinking. "This is really boring I wish I was home right now reading or listening to music I would be having a much better time"... Is that so bad? That I'd prefer to be home enjoying my art than outside in the real world being bored with other people? Do I have to just accept it? Am I missing something?

I'll be getting a home next year. Should I really build a house or just buy a shitty one?

And yes, venting's alright.

My only problem is when you were grouping people but I think I get what you were saying now. It's only wrong if you never question yourself. It's not being in that group itself that is the problem

I'd rather build for the personal aesthetics

Just make sure to father a child and plant a tree and you're good.

Probably schizoid personality disorder.

Why do we let these retards bake? He had plenty of time to do a proper bake also.

Dreadful last few threads and several people posting here should commit suicide asap.

What troon propaganda won this year?

Evening Gadonbros

it was libtarded zionist propganda actually, long live the islamic republic and its axis of resistance

lmao whatever gets you to sleep at night

Never had problems sleeping, in fact i could fall asleep anytime of day.

Not wanting to talk to anybody and just being locked away in your room is bad, yes, just thinking most people are boring and have nothing interesting to say is not so bad.

wagon master sucks ass

Having one good friend to meet on a weekly basis is enough.

DIE DINGO

WAGON MASTER

SUCKS

ASS

never rec me another western again, your taste is shit

Why the fuck would you listen to Dingo are you mentally retarded or something

everyone accepts that i have good taste in the genres i'm interested in so suck it

JOHN FORD SUCKS ASS
JOHN FORD SUCKS ASS
JOHN FORD SUCKS ASS
JOHN FORD SUCKS ASS
JOHN FORD SUCKS ASS
JOHN FORD SUCKS ASS

JOHN
CINEMA
FORD

kinos to watch together with my wife's boyfriend? Perhaps some French New Wave?

Wake in Fright

"Une femme est une femme" is what you're asking for.

Cuck shit and the French New Wave, how could they exist without each other?

Anyone else really dislike it when torrents do that shit when they spike up to <1mb then go back down to 1kb every few minutes

In fairness there's nothing at all "intelligent" about consuming film, even the best ones. I love film but in my heart I know having good taste in cinema is like knowing which items to order at Carls Jr that won't give you food poisoning

That makes all the difference though that means niggrs dying of poisning and y’all nigga living forever

i'm gonna say it, houseboat is better than anything 'cock ever did

Carl's is fucking goated though... what do you even mean!?

I’m more of a Hungry Burger guy myself

I'd rather go to the KFC at Battle City's mall for a Niwatori bucket. Yummy!

The krab patty car scene is certified Anon Babble

For me it's when they are getting slowly dehydrated to death.

I don't need it.

I don't even look.

Jeanluc Godard (Motivational)

Unironically, this is the FNW's true lesson, and not "anyone can be a filmmaker" or anything platitudinous like that.

but I wanted to be a filmmaker :/

Funny enough Isabelle Huppert falls into this category

On her Majesty’s Secret Service is surprise kino

youtu.be/2AIpKfBZreA?si=WVcGuxdJuBrQRew_

Bullying victim ahh post

Truly heartbreaking film, it's way sadder than it is scary.

the kino consumption is actually useful because I talk about kino with almost everyone I meet.

holy autism, you're the kind of guy that people make fun of to your face and you don't even realize they're mocking you, then they laugh and tell everyone they know about the weird autistic guy who wouldn't shut up about "kinos"

I know, it's part of why i said it.

Bet i can also tie Pelé to whatever you say about Peeping Tom too.

Murnau would be an irreparable loss, i'm glad that anon doesn't have those powers.

Yeah the way she begs the people around her for help only to be tormented and abused hit me harder than any horror film I’ve seen in the last few years.

Lol, you're so insecure... so much projection. You can't believe anyone caring for anything you do so you post this shit lol. Enjoy life as a loser

what made polyps like this?
2016 Anon Babble was still mostly libertarian "i don't care what trannies, homos, blacks do, just don't change sexuality/race of established characters, and be historically accurate unless explicitly fantasy". Now it turned into "I want to jail anyone with a Hazbin Hotel avatar on the internet" type shit.

Not going outside your room and getting groomed by CIA / Mossad programmers probably. They seek vulnerable people unironically. Any contact with reality would break the spell.

New Anon Babble waifu unlocked

I don't mind fags or dykes, I only hate troons
Never had racial issues either, white supremacism (specially from americans) is retarded as fuck

Where did the troon touch you?

I only hate troons

Sign of spending too much time online. Most trans people I've met irl are autistic/sperg-adjacent but utterly inoffensive and nice.

Why the butt of course.

pedo groomer defence squad itt

Yikes

Go outside your room.

I'm too old to be their target

I'm not a big fan of lesbians.

I don't like that shit cause I genuinely believe that Anon Babble is either influential or a testing ground. Modern Murican cinema mostly sucks but if American politics IRL also go the way Anon Babble is moving you will it's pretty terrible for cinema. This kind of militant basically Evangelical shit is not even the type of American conservatism that was actually present in the 50s. These fucks won't be getting Hollywood to make It's A Wonderful Life, they'd be making God's Not Dead or something.

pedo groomer defence squad

Are you new here?

It's A Wonderful Life,

Most of those fags don't even watch this stuff, they watch stuff from "muh childhood in the 90s before everything was woke and political".

Yeah, it was actually proven by the Sharty that 60% of Anon Babbleposts came from israeli IPs, aka Mossad. Add to that the fact that there must be probable hijacking by other intelligence agencies and Anon Babble is a hundred percent a breeding ground for school shooters and racism in general. If you ask yourself "why would they do that?", I got a theory: accelerationist terrorism. And no, it's not done by the joos, but rather by elites who want the western world to collapse as fast as possible to instaurate a totalitarian order similar to China but worse in the west. They need the chaos to take control. Ordo ab chao.

China are the good guys. U.S. and Israel are evil and belligerent.

Love Spacek. I was trying to get people here to convert to the church of Sevigny a while ago, but it was to no avail, Jimmy (the hall monitor) stopped me dead in my tracks.

I think Randall's the hall monitor, my nigga.

elites who want the western world to collapse as fast as possible to instaurate a totalitarian order similar to China but worse in the west.

So, the jews?

In reality China is also evil and belligerent. The only 'good' ones are the thirdie nations under the yoke of global empires. I root for the subversion of those empires by the very same people they subject to extractivist neocolonialism shenanigans.

There are no good guys, since they destroyed the world in WWI it's been all bad guys.

It seems harder to push blondes in here, some anons have a weird hate for blonde women. I think the Spacek push has legs though she has been in a lot of /films/

LeChang.

Craig

Jimmy

Randall

Who tf are these people again? Do you create new names in your discord chatroom and then post them here?

some anons have a weird hate for blonde women.

We don't, we just recognise brunette supremacy.

You niggas are gay if you have to play pick and choose fuck it nigga I fuck all em dirty bishes

I don't know where he's getting the names from but Craig is Lil Hitler, the other two i have no idea.

India has been the only good guy since WW2

No one is stopping you from posting blondes.

Yes YES they are anon people chimp out and report

Was it one anon reporting and because of nudity?

Chloë has been in multiple flicks by most of the memed Anon Babble auteurs. Korine, Gallo, Von Trier, Herzog, etc. But it seems that the movement will only get momentum when Stillman-posting becomes a thing (which likely will never happen).

I thought Jimmy would be a fitting name. That's all.

No nudity off topic actress, don’t know how many but I assume it has to be more than one

No, not the joos. Elites, meaning, black people, white people, jew people, asians... who have accumulated massive amounts of power. They actually created the joo meme to protect themselves with a scapegoat.

At the highest levels of power, 99% of people involved have got terrible intentions.

Elites, meaning, black people, white people, jew people, asians

Still nigga

no latino

Blacks don’t run shit. The only things black run is from the police

Does not make sense grammatically

Filtered by 12 year old humor, BE BETTER
K? DAMN!

Based

One of the best posts in this general's history. My sides.

Ezra just cast as a vampire in a new Lynne Ramsay movie, gods of kino are smiling down on us
indiewire.com/news/general-news/lynne-ramsay-ezra-miller-vampire-movie-1235126498/

Yikes

Thank you anons I’m here all week

Yikes

Films like this?

Wake in Fright

Gummo unironically

Cinema is a miracle.

I want to nut inside nanako with all the hydraulic power of my balls

Kai Li Blues >>>>>>>>> POWERGAP >>>>>>>>>> Long Day's Journey Into Night
Biggie delivered (once)

Can we finally kick kinskifag off the chart now?

Should have from day 1

Rent free, and fuck you cunts.

6/10

2/10 bait

You just know she's creampies only.

You don't even show up anymore.

Imagine being named after the villain in a Disney cartoon kek.

Gee, could it be because I get relentlessly shit on by everyone when I do post her (or even when I haven't) and barely anybody responds when I try to talk about other stuff. You fuckers barely talk about film, its 90% bitching about how bad the last thread was, non sequiturs, and genuine mental illness (but I'M the problem). This place fell off hard even in the year I've been here. I hope Gadonfag stays here forever, yall deserve him.

Amen in the name of Jesus
Say "Thank you, Jesus", Anon Babble

Godspeed, Gadonbro.

Kys