The park...features five themed areas: Celestial Park, Dark Universe, How to Train Your Dragon – Isle of Berk, Super Nintendo World, and The Wizarding World of Harry Potter – Ministry of Magic.
Epic universe bros, you in?
They won
its fucking kino i cant wait to go there in about 3 years
They're clearly catering to adults with that monster land and the resort inside the park itself
I fuckin hate soillenials so much. And why is everyone running around with their phones in front of them? Wtf is wrong with these people?
France is one of their attractions there?
Im thinking of going just to ride the Frankenstein experiment. It looks absolute kino plus they made hot animatronic
Def GENZ people in that crowd
context: all these adults are rushing into a mock up of the new Harry Potter land that is made to look like a Paris neighbourhood. Its not exactly the theme park that is making these manchilds go nuts, but Harry Potter.
families couldn't afford it these days if they wanted to
all of them doing that gay little excited half-run
literally one child in the group and she's being dragged around by her two parents
All this just to walk around some fake streets with a bunch of people in costume. I don't get the appeal.
Paris, but 95% white
I get why they're excited
How long until this happens?
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paris without the smell of shit
i get it
Why would they make a land themed around some of the worst stuff to come out of Harry Potter? No one liked those fantastic beast movies
I get the appeal, theme parks are great
What I don't get is filming everything: you'll never watch these videos
this happened because its in disneyland california. there was probably a half price ticket if you live in compton weekend.
florida is different. you get far more mix of different people since its a big pull for the british, mexicans, and other americans favour visiting florida instead of california disney.
and then its universal which is more for the white crowd. Not many non-whites love back to the future and blues brothers
i'd want some video evidence too if i spent a couple thousands on tickets to a shitty theme park
Adding Wicked/OZ land, Zelda slop, a Creature from the Black Lagoon Boat Ride, another Harry Potter ride once they figure out what the fuck to follow up Beasts with (I suggest they work Paris into Hogwarts Legacy 2).
Universal England will be better. Bond, Shrek, Lord of the Rings, Jurassic, Minions.
Thanks Trump
Biggest Orlando problem 10-15 years ago were the Brazilian youth groups in Epcot.
Brazilian culture is loud and ANNOYING AS FUCK.
Creature from the Black Lagoon Boat Ride
god this sounds fucking kino but you know it will be completely indoors. I think Universal got spooked making parks with many outdoor rides since rain happens and most of the rides at IoA close (dont worry Skull Island: Snoozefest of Kong is still open)
Welp, if they didn't have phones we wouldn't be seeing this video
the park has been open for weeks if you have an annual pass or stay in a universal hotel. Likelihood is these people have been in this park a few times already and are there to film the 'opening day' reaction. which I think is worse
Just do a canopy on the boat like at Jungle Cruise.
Weirdly I have no notion of rides ever cancelling at Disney for rain, maybe lightning.
Got drenched as shit at IoA though.
Is Universal like past a rain boundary that disney isn't?
Also, I went to Tokyo Disney so many fucking times my intuition on weather is fucked.
The original Jurassic Park ride worked so well because it was at day time. I rode it in the early 2000s and even then some dinosaurs weren’t working and I’m pretty sure the jeep didn’t even fall but I didn’t care.
I heard rumors about a Luigi's mansion attraction to fit in between mario land and dark universe to make the transition between them less jarring
they have all been psyoped into thinking children are "crotch goblins" and that they're much happier living as children themselves well into their adult years. We need another war or some event that drastically changes the cultural tide
There's also a rumor that they're fast tracking a Wicked land, but that it will also be a generic OZ land as well since the rumor is after Wicked 2 they will remake Wizard of OZ and the hopes are for a cinematic universe since there are like 4 OZ books never adapted. The idea is for the land to accommodate these 5-10 movies as they release.
yeah and maybe by then you'll be old enough to post here
please tell me they have a Wolfman walking the area of the park and you can get your picture with him. the 2010 movie is underrated in my eyes
That sounds like peak YouTube, but if it's a generic Buzz Lightyear style it would be a no brainer.
There was a rumor for awhile that Zelda land would go at IoA to replace the Lost Kingdom and the Journey to Poseidon or whatever would become an interactive Zelda dungeon.
No word on how that would work, but my idea is you have a phone app or something and there are 1 out of 3 dungeons to do and it's on a timer so it will progress to the new dungeon after a certain point in time but the audience can speed run the outcome, and if you complete all three you unlock a special final area.
Another concept is the DaVinci castle attraction at Tokyo DisneySea. Many people miss it because it's in Japanese.
You're given a map which leads you to a series of physically interactive puzzles which sometimes require pressing secret buttons with electronic interaction. The maps always lead you to one of four end points (you can look at the color of the map and go directly there), where there's a machine that scans your map for some environmental storytelling and you can "stamp" your map to prove completion.
Pretty barebones, but pretty fun. Pre-iPhones.
With apps you can do that system but track it with the app and make it more versatile, and then track completion to unlock the final zone for serious players.
Like an adult playground Myst-lite puzzle area, or open ended escape room.
I don't understand people who can't just be in the moment. I went to see a play once and there was a guy in front secretly filming, his eyes were constantly glued to his little screen when there was a whole theater full of experience happening.
He's in the monsters ride and has his own coaster where the train double dips into a barn where "is the wolf in there ambushing you from above with a strobe light" (obviously yes, you're an idiot if that's a spoiler).
Bride of Frankenstein walks around the areas of the park and is like the perfect autistic female
You know of Frankenstein's monster -awkward pause- I know of him, he is the lover I was promised. Do you know about love? I do not. But I am supposed to learn it with my husband. He does not know love. What do you know of love? Tell me or I will kill you.
And Igor walks around. Weird interpretation of Igor. No hunchback, full head of hair, sort of an incel. He shills the ride and then either calls you a fucking idiot or wonders when a vampire might kill you so he can steal your body parts.
what does the invisible nigga say?
everyday remember you share the same air and rights as these subhumans. It is really your own responsibility to be an adult and set the example for the next generations and to shine amongst the garbage
I haven't seen it but he's there. Jay the Drunk3P0 guy kept saying "oh look theres' the invisible man" it was a joke, he wasn't there.
But the bandaged up invisible man is there, haven't seen vids.
Here's bride for you:
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Bride of Frankenstein walks around the areas
ok she looks cute and smol. im in
The children aren’t missing out on anything
She doesn't have a husband because she was made for one who died 150 years ago, but Victoria Frankenstein made a new one for her and he's good and kind. But, apparently, she's single anyway.