Kojima found his new muse

Kojima found his new muse

Gets mogged by Frog-Fu on tv and by Chloe on the big screen.

Kojima's games are linear and superboring

Creep

When will he discover Talia

Kojima is 60 years old and all he does with his life is consume garbage media from the US, lap up and pathetically try to enter a dying legacy media industry that's a punchline nowadays and hold water for these actresses who don't know who he is and would rather die than touch him. He really needs to get a grip.

Japanese people are so creepy.

He's such a funny westaboo. Good for him I guess. You would think his career would've been over after Konami but somehow Konami came off as more retarded so on his ship went.

shilling and fanboying over Pedowood IN THIS day and age

Kojima is senile.

Old and busted: Elle
New hotness: Sophie

What was the last good game Kojima made?

our chud

Kojima is a soapybro

You think he posts here?

mgs1

Elle Fanning

Lea Sneedoux

Hunter Schafer

Margaret Qualley

Sophia Lillis

interesting choices

...Games?

That's a tranny

Nothing wrong with a linear game. Mgs1-3 were not boring. Mgs 5 was boring because it wasn't linear.

I guess he's good

*GASP* ANON MUST LOVE HIM THE SHILL

lol you're a fucking retard. I've got a bag of yous. Just reply as many as you want little baby.

By frog-fu, you men Emma Stone? Cause you cant seriously refer to that Fallout girl

Does he lurk here?

Kojima has terrible taste. First Maggie Qualley not Soapy

he has a type

Adventure games are supposed to be non-linear
He might as well make a beat em up with film sequences inbetween levels

>Hunter Schafer

..does kojimbo know?

how long before the snood girl is added to the list

you do know that Froggy is on his list also

Won't take long until Dafne Keen appears in one of his movi- I mean games.

DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM

Mgs 5 was boring because it wasn't linear.

Nah, the gameplay was great once you got to a notable enemy base.
Story was dogshit

the highlight of his existence is taking pictures with these blown out degenerate glorified pornstars

sheesh

gameplay was great

lol I must have been strapped to a balloon because my sides are leaving orbit

Death Stranding

gameplay

That's not enough. It gets boring fultoning soldiers for the 400th time or having to defend the shitty base, or to unlock some slight upgrade only to have the suppressor break after 3 shots. All for no story and barely any atmosphere. There wasn't even a giant mech that was memorable. It felt hollow and like a waste of time. More like an online game that's trying to hook you into an addictive gameplay loop. Not a fan of that.

From the same tweet:

I also rewatched Michael’s “A Quiet Place: Day One.” It really is a well-crafted film — meticulously directed down to the finest detail. The way it tells its story, builds its characters, and expresses emotion — all without dialogue — is masterfully done. Its poetic take on “quiet” is something truly special.

Is this his whole life now? Being a glorified autograph hound?

once you got to a notable enemy base.

Also it suffered big time from not having any large indoor areas. Everything was outdoors. MGS is about infiltrating sprawling military complexes and bases imo. All the outposts felt generic and copy paste. Wasn't even that open world because the terrain and mountains just corralled the player. Not to mention the annoying helicopter load sequence.

la creatividad

Play an actual stealth game you faggot

Hunter Schafer as Girl Ballsman

If being a glorified autograph hound means body scanning women from Hollywood he seems to have a good thing going.

Why cant she fart on my dick, bros?

yes and it's giving me immense second hand embarassment
Kojima watches every, and I mean every, piece of Hollywood media released and writes some gibberish on them in his socials.

show me another picture with more talent that this one

picking a troon

Cringe

every piece of Hollywood media released

He really doesn't. Sorry to destroy the fantasy.

kek

parasocial connection with Kojima of all people

rethink your life man

;)

Japanese company execs are gayer than Hollywood. What did they think forcing men to stay in an office of men 16h/d would do? All the straight men were forced out. No shit their country is fucked, everyone at the top is mentally ill.

Pretty much does. Look at his socials. Even film festival crap. He's in the tail end of his life and wants to live out the Hollywood dream he had as a kid and young man at any cost.

what would John Smith do?

Death Stranding 2

He does not go to film festivals lmao, If you asked him to name his top ten favorite American movies it'd be the most generic list you could ever think of.

Probably 80s films cause thats where he get all the shit for his Metal Gear games from

How the fuck does he get away with it kek?Almost certainly, or at least lurks
He probably just did

Yeah, he basically owes John Carpenter royalties.

of course he doesn't because he'll never, ever be part of that club which is what i'm saying, moron. He's desperately trying to and will embarass himself to any length to get in. he wants to be a Jew slave instead of going back to Japan and making games with full creative freedom. He's still living in the 90's.

He has Pekora's feet scan as well

troon

she literally fucking mogs you every day of the week. she's insanely hot, beautiful, and famous, and yet you are still a seething chud posting from his android while using McDonalds wifi.