I am the batman now
I am the batman now
quite theatrical
imagine seeing that shit at night
be bat
hang
Daytime is worse, I think.
why isn't my life this good
gotta be more cute
This is a shameful creature
That's a big bat.
If these weren’t disease-ridden, they’d be cooler to have just hanging around like that. Like big flying dogs.
Cute animal is even easier life mode than hot girl because even a hot girl will take care of a cute animal.
He's literally being handfed grapes by a pretty girl like he was in a greek painting.
You will never have this.
he cute
That looks like a demon
are bats just flying dogs?
Aren't the big ass ones fruit bats anyway, so not dangerous? I live in snow land.
I guess they are, until they're not...
What an unserious creature
I was in Cairns Australia and every single tree has scores of large fruit bats roosting in them through the day. They’re everywhere. Every night hundreds and thousands of them all take to the sky at once to go eat fruit all night.
i wish these things didnt carry so many fucked up diseases and lived longer than 3 years, i want one so fucking bad
Who makes the fruits grow?
the bats pooping seeds
its a self sustaining process
no, but they tend to carry diseases/parasites
They grow out in the forest and the bats shit out the seeds so that more fruit will grow out in the forest
You have food that grow out in wild?
i live in sydney in the suburbs and at night they zero in on a couple of fruit trees my dad has in his backyard, he crops them now so they dont grow fruit and attract the fruit bats
Same in Adelaide
I'M THE BATMAN - SKIBBI DIBBI DOO BOP BEE DEE BOP SKOOBA BIDI BOP
This is what all the trees in cairns look like.
Yes, mammalian brother, bats are every bit as canine as man's best friend! Vampires are a myth invented by (((them))) to demonize noble Aryan creatures! Now...sleep quietly...
awesome
he crops them now so they dont grow fruit
what is the point of having them then?
Yes fruit bats don’t bite people. You shouldn’t freak out if you see one they’re completely safe to approach and even interact with. They’re mostly pretty chill and we don’t even carry rabies.
i think ace was on to something, these things are unnerving as hell
I am a bat and I do say that.
I had it once. It's why now I spend my miserable time alone laughing at pictures of bats because it dulls my memories of better times.
Weird dog.
flying dogs
dogs
water dogs
The Mormons here in Utah treat bats very neutrally. They're gross disease vectors, but they're part of the ecosystem. They're fine as long as they stay outdoors in nature.
Have any of you seen that nature documentary where vampire bats in the atacama desert drink the blood of baby sea lions to such a degree that many of them die from it?
the backyard would look bare and shit without them, the grapefruit tree he still allows to grow fruit cos the bats cant be fucked to open them, but the pear and apple tree he prevents from growing fruit lul
And we don't even carry rabies
anons there's a bat in the thread rn
YWNBAB
I have crossed oceans of time to eat your grapes
They’re mostly pretty chill and we don’t even carry rabies.
Alarm.
qt water doggie
Chinese and brown people be like "We should eat that and then cough in a bunch of niggas mouths in the subway".
I wish I lived around qt bats instead of the little pug faced ones like picrel
lol
its been a while
what bat even eat anyway? this one seems to eat people
if only...
And that brown Chinamans name? Barrack Obama
Reminds me of my friends pomeranian.
fuck australia seems so cool
Taste of your own medicine, doctor?
Jesus christ I've seen Chinese tourists do that shit here. Just straight up blow their running snotty nose into a rag then wipe off a PIN pad with it. Straight up left yellow mucus streaks. What the absolute fuck. Is mucus sacred the Long Dong people of QuangBing province or something?
Is that chink trying to infect him with her snotaids
that was during very early 2020 before the virus confirmation kek, that's why it was extra polemic
other bats fish birds blood arthropods or fruit
Probabpy lizards and shit too
that shaking
the shake
kek
Literally me when I tried to do a pullup for the first time after being sedentary for years.
For me its scaly dogs
those things will fuck you up
No they just hate you and think it’s funny.
He's probably watched people do that routine enough times. They're smart cookies.
the weak should fear the strong
You know if you could train these rodent level animals to not shit everywhere all the time I'd love to keep something like fruit bats as a pet. But you just can't. They have to shit, everywhere, all the time.
everyone was harmed during the making of this video
also imagine having tommake 100 suits of platemail for cane toads lmao
Fruit bats are also called Flying Fox and foxes are basically wild dogs
Growing up in Queensland it always pissed me off that my parents would not let me pet the flying foxes, I don’t care if I get khalessi virus or aids or some shit let me pet the flying dogs for fucks sake
what movie
Yeah but haven’t yours only shown up in the last twenty years?
Understandable. They look like flying Chihuahuas. But if one bites you, you'll probably need ten shots afterward
THEY CAN LAUGH FROM SUDAN
awwwwwww
Bro they have cockroaches as long as a bic lighter running everywhere and fucked up looking storks eating garbage
It's like Jurassic Park IRL
It would be worth it imo, I’m willing to suffer what ever fucked disease they have if it means I get to pet them. Hell if I ever see an Armadillo I will pet that nigger on sight even on the threat of leprosy.
My nickname in high school was Batwing because I used to pull my nutsack taught and put it on things and it looked like a bat's wing.
Literally me.
These guys are common where I live, some are not afraid of people
I had one as a pet and they don't seem to be contagious of anything
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I had an armadillo sneak up on me once and I jumped and it ran off. I thought it was a raccoon out of the corner of my eye but it was just coming to say hello. My heart broke into a million pieces.
The Holy Mountain
QLD here, I don't see bats until it's like 5pm and even I've only seen a few rummaging around on trees for fruit. I think the parrots pushed them out.
I think I'm going to get me a bigass tortoise and just let it do whatever it wants in my house. Bitches love tortoises.
dont watch it it has mad child porn in it
Whenever I see animals just roam into human places like that, I can't help but hear the
Nice place, Nigga
From the Chappelle's Show Rick James skit
wait a minute...
Fuck, me too.
clean it up janny!
4 U
He said “you in my seat nigga”
Good thing he wasn't at a high school sporting event and the guy was white.
because humans are cursed with never being fucking satisfied with anything
you can go buy some grapes you fuck. they're like $3
that's not what I meant!
fuck you
Ha that’s also what I had in mind
she looks almost exactly like my ex wife
god i love that look
Mai tai plz. Tenks.
Chad
My wife now.
FUCKING LMAO
I make soup of this and feed to bladdu pittu make him stay in house for two year haha that good trick.
My understanding is the so-called nine-banded ones carry the leprosy bacteria, but not the three-banded ones.
And then there's these fuckers, the Pink Fairy Armadillo. But they're apparently so sensitive to changes if you were to try to capture one, it'll probably die before you get home.
No she doesn’t, fat
she does, actually
Reminder that bats created HIV, Rabies, Ebola, and Covid. They need to be eradicated
Genetically they are closer to bears than dogs
HIV came from monkeys
No, she doesn’t. She’s an amorphous goblin with a snaggletooth who you choose to imagine resembles a Hollywood beauty because the implications are flattering for you
They (chimps) were eating bats. That’s where SIV came from. Bats are mammalian biohazards. Mammals aren’t meant to fly
Yeah well bears are just big fluffy doOH GOD IT'S EATING MY LIVER HELP ME!
We call them African Americans now chud.
Bro they have cockroaches as long
I don't have them in my house because I have a huntsman spider the size of a saucer keeping them under control.
Possibly, but very unlikely. leopard seals definitely can, though.
I would heem that thing into the shadow realm. Everyone ITT too.
based retard
that biologist who was swimming with them and one came up to him with a penguin carcass and thought he was retarded because he wasn't eating it
1v1 me seal get in my aquatic guard.
you could never kill me jon
why’d you post a jewish bat?
That's not a bat, it's a hasidic jewish baby before it has been given it's first human skin.
He can't be the bat-man, he's half bat and half bat, he should be the batbat
in zooviet russia the pp shakes you
are you the same dude that said he could win a fist fight with a blue whale? seals are dangerous as fuck they killed that one chick recently
Forced perspective.
I can win a fist fight with anyone and anything. I am very strong and handsome.
They make a lot of noise.
We get a lot of them in Nerang (SEQLD) right at dusk, and the noise they make is incredible.
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So much so, a lot of people get fed up with them.
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You're a forced perspective BITCH. Get screeched on.
k
That lady doesn't look like she wants to be taking a picture with you Theo Von.
she hates when i do it lmao
if shes not the one taking the picture shes PISSED
I appreciate your chutzpah and you look like a cool guy but you’re only confirming my post. She’s a literal goblina in an ambiguous mass that looks nothing like Milioti
shes not a goblin shes almost 100% southern italian
That’s surprising. I’ll say the longer look the more I can see a slight resemblance, it might be more pronounced irl. Take your W king
She looks like jenna haze's ugly sister
She looks like Steph from Donut Media. Or maybe I think all brown women rook same I don't know.
king
Are you a nigger or do you just play one on the internet?
jenna haze and aria giovanni gave me my type
im done ruining this bat thread now with my shit sorry
Uma delicia.
No.
Succulent chinese meal.