spits poison
was it realistic?
Spits poison
yes
Dinosaurs are a myth. Oh we got bones... nigga I could fabricate a bone in a day
yeah, the paleontologists uncovered the spit bones and peaced it together
the dinosaurs are all genetically engineered
why didn't they remove the poison trait?
maybe yeah certain species of reptilians do that dont they
I can't see any reason why not.
yeah he spits on nuns in Jerusalem too. what's the big deal
where the fuck did they even get the poison trait from? Which animal?
some snakes spit venom but there isn't a frill like thing that spits venom
The real one likely wasn't poisonous, there's nothing about it that the fossils that suggest it is so they either discovered it was poisonous after reanimating them or it inadvertently picked up poison through some frog DNA or some shit.
It's a make believe monster, not a dinosaur.
There is no evidence to suggest a dilophosauros spit. That was made up for the book. But for its time it was the largest land animal in North America. The frills were either for banging or for scaring off pack predators or competing males.
how does making it spit poison in an open park make it safe for visitors?
dilophosaurus are cooler in real life, they were like 20 feet long, much larger than a human
It was Satanic.
They ain’t even bones. There rocks shaped like bones.
that and they could've made the raptors and t-rex docile but I guess they wanted to show off them viciously mauling their prey to impress the tourists
Bait used to require effort
penis as large as it's thigh
damn
I didn't suggest they made it that way, either that they learned that's what they were like or it inadvertently became poisonous.
Whoa bro stop dropping the knowledge because your science is too tight
You want a bone? Hell, I can get you a bone by 3 o'clock this afternoon, WITH marrow
it's impossible to make carnivores docile
Christianity used to not be considered trolling. Imagine that.
mask indoors
do they really?
This kike had GG Allin style
turning Trexes into that isn't a Trex anymore
Why don't movies do scientifically accurate stegos?
why don't they do scientifically accurate spinos?
Well llamas do spit directly to people eyes irl so I guess it's not that far fetched.
Having a huge actual bone as your dick is cheating, no?
Kek
Picrel
Absolute nonsense
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why do you think it's called a "boner"?
The egg heads thought it would be cool if they threw spitting cobra into the genetic mix, granted they were right it was cool but it’s resulted in the blinding of many interns and zoo keepers
cats wipe out entire bird species, they're not docile
Jesus Wept leave my fucking crocodile dinosaurs alone you sick freaks!
qrd ?
Thing is, the real one is like 3x the size of the one in JP.
So according to the new film, raptor dragons were too dangerous for the park, but this was ok?
so they're more raptor size than the raptors in JP?
Black people just dance naturally that's a cute video, man.
no, they're bigger than all but the biggest raptors
The Utahraptor yes. JP Raptors were smaller.
I see them masked in cars all the time, it wouldn't surprise me. They aren't wearing them for disease prevention at this point, they wear them as a safety blanket, it makes them emotionally feel good.