Scientist
...and this is basically how nuclear fission works and what my team has been working towards for the past 10 years
Joe:
*blows in the mic* woah
this is just like comedy, when we're in the green room with other comedians, there's only 50 of us world wide
it's the same thing
Why is he like this? He makes me feel second hand embarrassment sometimes
because he's a 5'2 fag who sorrounded himself with a ton of unfunny fags "comedians". If you're listening to Rogan past your early 20s you have a developmental disability
Joe has somehow convinced himself he's some kind of stand up artisan and that standup is this ancient and highly respectable art form requiring tremendous skill. He genuinely believes that his little LA-Austin stand up clique represent the forefront of artistic integrity, artistic creativity, independence, and rebellion against the status quo.
Have I mentioned that Joe is a friggin' idiot?
The strange thing is that he was more correct about vaccines and ivermectin than the so called scientists
bro just eat animal medicine
hmm... this man is a complete moron who's wrong on everything. But it's strange I agree with him on this one point.
DUDE DID YOU SEE THAT NAKED CHIMP?
artistic integrity, artistic creativity, independence, and rebellion against the status quo.
Are there other places that do?
You're a fucking retard and a faggot, OP
This but unironically
brainwashed by jews this badly
Jesus
Op here, how did you know? Was it my shirt?
I'm just glad Redbar offed Diaz and Segura did himself in
bro eat animal medicine trust me
Still waiting on more than 100k deaths due to vaccine so I can see less than 1% of the people that took them had adverse side effect. Should be easy to get that many people if it's so bad and billions took it, that's 9 zeros by the way.
bro just drink the animal water
hundreds of trumpers died injecting bleach after their leader mentioned it'd be a good idea lol
I think one of the issues is we have this culture of treating things as if everything takes the same amount of knowledge but thats just not true. You can probably teach a physicist to do a decent stand up routine in less than a month, you probably cannot teach a comedian how to work in applied physicist in a month.
Is there even a status quo anymore? I guess whoever has political power, so nowadays Trump and the right i kind of the status quo. But nowdays there is so much media, status quo becomes harder to achieve
oh man back at The Store™ you would NOT want to follow this guy he is an absolute MURDERER i mean it man even in front of a tough crowd he was an absolute ASSASSIN let alone at a great crowd like at The Store™ i tell you those were the days. did you know that back in the day - THIS EPISODE IS BROUGHT TO YOU BY ATHLETIC GREENS. EVEN IF YOU HAVE THE HEALTHIEST DIET IMAGINABLE, JUST ONE (1) TASTY SCOOP OF AG-1 IT'S ALL YOU NEED AS PART OF YOUR MORNING ROUTINE - the crowds at The Store™ were so good that basically everybody could KILL there to the point where *smokes blunt* to the point where agents wouldn't accept demo tapes from The Store™ even if you were a legit KILLER because the crowd was so good there they just couldn't trust if you were SLAYING or if it was just the crowd at The Store™ ya know.
bro just drink the animal water
eat the animal corn
breathe the animal air
stand in the animal sunlight
bro you know that animals sleep, right? you're just gonna go do that, go and sleep every night the same as a cow or a horse would?
morelike
woah, I actually heard from a right wing influencer that science is all bullshit and that we should get rid of it and replace it with the opposite.
I started taking Ivermectin and my penis grew one inch longer, It's a miracle cure for everything. You wanna know how I know that? Because big pharma isn't pushing it.
The only difference between ivermectin for horses and ivermectin for humans is the dosage. Just don't take a horse-sized dose.
He's trolling you
That latest podcast with rogan and diaz where diaz had to bring rogan back to earth after 2 hours of him just talking straight bullshit
you sound like you'd fit right in in India drinking cow urine.
You realize it won the Nobel prize for being an anti viral and anti parasitic for humans in 1980's right?
anti viral
lying chud, so typical
If the vax kills you - you are harmed and i am not harmed
If the vax doesn't kill you, but fucks with your immune system - you are harmed and i am not harmed
If the vax gives you cancer in 20 years - you are harmed and i am not harmed
If the vax doesnt harm you in any way - we both are not harmed
There is no possibility in which taking the vax was the correct decision. In the very best case, it didn't matter.
Bro, you're a civilian. You don't understand the craft of comedy. There are some absolute killers out there, going on stage every night and slaughtering. It takes at least 20 years to find your comedic voice. Not everyone's cut out for it
You can probably teach a physicist to do a decent stand up routine in less than a month
Holy civviiiie post
It takes at least 10 years to not straight up BOMB at stand up
Bro, they're our last line of defense
Redban did what now? I thought he was working with that beanpole fag hinchcliff
Itt: mad dems who got their new marching orders after getting their anus blown the fuck out politically
It's now time to hate Rogan while simultaneously mega donors and leftist pundits wax on about needing a leftist joe Rogan who will never materialize cause your politics are gay and backwards and require updated censorship guidelines yearly
i don't watch the show but this is literally how it is like literally because he doesn't agree with my team
He's telling a joke
confuses quotations with parentheses
accuses others of having developmental disabilities
oh no we’re talking about a touchy subject, hold on I gotta go to the bathroom and we’ll pick up on this topic right when we get back!
okay we’re back!
*proceeds to immediately change the topic*
I listen to all the Rogan podcasts, all of them, mostly while I workout. Joe has been doing this way too many times the last year, maybe even 2 years.. It’s absolutely suspicious and I guarantee “going to the bathroom” is code for “hey Mr Guest, I have to remind you about what is and isn’t on the table for discussion”. It’s honestly comical when he does it now. When he’s going to the bathroom he’s just reminding his guest to keep their mouth shut about shit they’re not allowed to talk about. You don’t get hundred million dollar deals and not have to play by their rules. Joe is a sell out.
Provide three instances of such
The funniest part is how the real comedians treat him like he's one of them
If you watch this retard you are an NPC.
You have to understand that for him, comedy is that. He’s an extremely stupid guy who isn’t naturally funny. And he managed to make himself a passable comedian, it’s honestly pretty impressive. I have no doubt that for Joe that was as hard as a smart guy doing his dissertation on astrophysics, maybe harder. You can see on his show he will have other comedians on and will be blown away how little effort it takes some of them to do the same thing he has to train for like he’s gonna go into space.
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*is a philistine buffoon staring slackjawed at other philistine buffoons in your path*