You take a bite out of a cookie as the child you came to warn about the dangers of online chatrooms does something in the room
Suddenly a tv presenter walks into the room
He asks you what you are doing there
You know this situation looks bad
How do you get out of this?
If my mind took over a predator during the original run after he entered the Building I would just repeat that the next president is a guy named Obama and then Trump, and then Biden, and then Trump, also refuse to leave the house until they send in the cops inside.
I drove for hours to warn a person that I met online to not talk to people online
How noble of you. Perhaps you should join the team here?
First thing I'd do is immediately inform them that I knew this was a setup. Make sure they're absolutely aware that I knew so that we're on the same page from the start.
People tried this before
In that case I'd just tell the I'm on my way to the beach
wave at cameras saying your on tv
say you’re the shows biggest fan
get Hanson’s autograph
get to hang out eating cookies backstage watching predators get caught
You, uh, sent us pictures of your erect penis, knowing that it was us?
Yes.
If you know the show and who Hanson is, the best option is to say nothing and simply surrender to the police. Don’t say anything to them either until you have a lawyer.
If you don’t know what’s going on, the best option is still to run, some of the early guys did it.
Oh I was just testing it I knew
I was just testing
It's okay
I knew
I just wanted to test it
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I'm a BIG fan. ;)
carefully remove envelope from my back pocket
ask Chris to open it
it's a letter explaining that my chats were just role-playing and that I'm only here to make the youngster is safe
also that duct tape, rope, knife, gasoline, and 50 lb bag of lye in the back of my truck are for agricultural work on my land
Chris realizes the letter was written BEFORE I even entered the house, therefore I am 100% legally in the clear
walk out of the house and smirk at the disappointed cops waiting outside, chuckle and give a sarcastic "thank you for your service, fellas" as I drive away
Luckily you'll only be in jail from 2004 to 2024
Kek
it's not pedophilia to send your cock pics to a 35-year old executive producer :3
I know this is meming but part of me wonders if this would work.
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This guy, Hassan, caught on Takedown a few years ago, got life in prison for possessing cheesy and meeting up to bang. He initially got a 10 year or so sentence, but tried to have it reduced and instead got made an example of. Pretty funny.
Fun fact: I used to watch this show with a friend of mine to make fun of the predators, but my friend instead put himself in the shoes of the predators and didn't see the humor in someone like generic white male and Lorne Armstrong. Fast forward to current year, and he's on trial for raping a 14-year old and is facing 2 years in prison (cucked country).
I open my jacket revealing thirty sticks of dynamite strapped around me and a detonater. I demand one loli to go or the entire house and mr hanson will be blown to smithereenes.
3 hour drive? I enjoy excursions
I tried to hug the decoy? I’m part Italian
Perverted username? I lost a bet once
The chat logs? Consensual role play
The nude pictures I sent? Abstract expressionism
The condoms in my truck? I saw it in a 5 minute life hacks video
Based
Two words for you:
Roleplaying chatroom, dude.
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It worked too.
"Perverted Justice" live up to their name though.They'd open by saying they were 17/18 and then later, after they've "formed a connection" say they were younger. They knew there weren't that many pedos back then to justify their existence. Even then, a significant chunk of pedos are literal retards.
Of course now we've imported enough pedos to more than sate the desire for pedo-hysteria.
I once got stoned and kept switching between the Jewflix doc on (((Jeff Epstein))) and Brass Eye's Paedogeddon special. It was interesting seeing both the disparity between the imagined vs real threat model of pedos, as well as how the Jewflix doc danced around the elephant in the room of Epstein being a Mossad asset.
I wouldn't do anything, I would listen.
checked and didn't somebody try something similar? I swear they had a detective explaining how that is just a bullshit story to try to cover your ass in an event it was a sting. It is like Pascal's wager. You would definitely be arrested. Maybe with a good jew lawyer, you get off.
and that's what noone did.
When I was young, I used to go into teen chat rooms and pretend to be middle aged men. Nobody ever invited me over for sex, but I did get called a creep a lot. I feel robbed.
They're going to feel awful silly when they check my hard drive and find out it's filled with ADULT porn.
Anyone try the "you're my favorite tv personality Mr. Hansen so it was all a ploy to get to you"
If they get your hard drive, you best believe they're gonna plant CP on it.
I will simply implant a bomb in my hard drives that goes off when it detects child porn
It was just talking
How could you make a program that detects CP, without having CP in the first place to train it on? Checkmate.
It won't be hooked up to an AI, it will be linked to an overseas office where I pay a bunch of jeets pennies to check all the images on my hard drive and trigger the explosion mechanism if they detect child porn
Shoot them all
don’t engage or even look at Hansen so they don’t have anything to use for TV
insist on a lawyer
say nothing
Do this and you have a decent shot at making a case for entrapment
that would never happen to me because I would never talk to underage kids online
but
two words: role playing chat room
Didn't it come out that the rabbi had buttfucked a bunch of boys at some after school Jewish youth club in Northern Virginia over the years? Why are religious leaders all so obsessed with raping kids?
Religion itself is a mental illness.
It's the Jewish way.
but catholics
The Catholic church is a Jesuit (Jewish) puppet, which explains their propensity for child rape
Yeah I remember that episode that's where I got the idea. It definitely wouldn't work.
How did this show go on so long with no pedo drawing a gun and ventilating Hansen?
Like I thought large majority of americans had guns, are all pedos liberals or something?
are all pedos liberals or something?
No but all liberals are pedos
I impress those on the scene with my gigachadness and get the decoy to vouch for me.
How could you run exactly if there's a whole camera crew there + the police, like they'd have your car license plate #. As well as the cell phone records to identify you (unless you used a fake number from the beginning).
Could they stuff their pockets full of the cookies to share with the rest of the people in the holding cell though?