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the fuck is she cleaning her teeth for at the end

the latina creature shows its tongue as a sign of dominance but also to lure unsuspecting white males

fucking hell she's so fucking tight and those lips and tongue and eyes and tight legs
FUCKKKK

The premise of the joke doesn't make sense the date with Nicole Kidman was 20+ years ago.

I don't get the joke or the reference.

Rehearsed as fuck

this

why would jimmy date an old lady?

the thin veneer of civilization. the mounting bloodlust

she still couldnt do the teeth thing without laughing

Humans express emotions to one another by manipulating their facial features.

fucking hell she's fucking fat

I vaguely remember Fallon saying he was playing a video game when Kidman came over. She just wanted to insult him, there was such a loose connection between that joke and the situation, she just wanted to hurt him "I hate men" being the reason why

Except thats irrelevant to the joke working or not as shes deliberately framing herself in a position of irreverent ignorance with the point having nothing to do with wether the situation shes describing is strictly possible or not

Latina genes are kicking in, soo she'll be a nice little slam pig.

Btat needs correction

It's scripted. Put your tampon back in.

Illuminati sign

I want a bratty latina gf so badly

Cocaine.

Just go to the border and offer them green card, senor. You get muchos senoritas por favor

Of course it is, do you think this zoomer child knows or cares about some petty boomer relationship drama from before she was born?

The most unbelievable part of this interaction is believing Jimmy Fallon played the last of us.

tfw you missed out on the chance to get one of the hundreds of thousands of latinas the federal government lost track of

I believe it would be slightly less cringey than the conan playing games bit which was at best slightly funny and at worse peak cringe

Its not a scary game though. I can't really think of any particularly scary parts. It's more of an action/exploration game. I don't think the show is meant to be scary either so I don't get why he's approaching it from that angle.

DO YOU THINK

Need more Moner wearing pantyhose

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She's just making sure Anthony Hopkins' pubes aren't still there.

if you know then you know

Of course retard, othwrwise you think her publicist wouldnt call her and ask her "what the fuck are you doing"

Not him but the game isn't even remotely scary. It's more of an action/stealth game. Though I'd go further and just say it's more of a movie game since the gameplay was so lackluster. Horror games are like Dead Space, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill.

It was a viral clip so the zoom zoom could very well know it, but yeah everything in these shows is scripted

It was a viral clip

lol sure it was

Are you retarded dude? It's literally a zombie game. Many sections of the game are centered around you sneaking around scary zombies that are acting creepy making creepy noises that want to bite you.

I mean i get you've been around long enough for stuff like this to not effect you anymore but consider other people.

ooooo spooky click click click sound!
I've been a horror pussy for 20 years and the game did nothing to me. Deadspace is fucking nightmarish by comparison

Mocks Jimmy's love life

Makes a fellatio gesture

How can Jimmy ever recover?

But it's not set up to be scary. The music and ambient noises are not really scary, the soundtrack is like emotional melancholy drama and the parts with zombies are stealthy and/or action based. Calling it scary because it's got "zombies" and other you've seen other things with zombies in it and those things were meant to be scary just shows media illiteracy. Aliens are scary too but Futurama isn't a horror show.

he doesn't know

Is this faggot really pretending TLoU was scary?

It’s code for her deep throating him and tonguing his anus at the same time.

She seems kind of slutty to me.

I miss Moner. Merced is a soulless whore ruined by Hollywood

Don't cry that it's over, smile because it happened

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more and more goblina gene expression every day, dios mio

Latina's are not Fucking bratty. They are very reasonable and you can shoot straight with them, no bullshit.

Bratty fucking latina needs correction

Sup autist

She doesn't even seem like the same girl. What the fuck happened?

latina genes

She wasn't going to stay looking like she was 14 forever, anon

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She's still good looking there's just a certain light in her eyes that's gone out
Why not? Why is life so unfair?