This is pure slop

Maybe but it's also convinced me never to get married

all appletv shit is boomer slop
not a single good show has come from them.
got convinced to watch Silo and it was endless cringe

Moonbase 8 is the only apple show I ever watched and since it seems it will never get a season 2 it will remain that way. Retard faggot channel is what they should rename it to

no lies detected

It's not great but It's enjoyable enough when he's not dealing with the daughter or son. And Munn tits are always a plus.
There's been a few decent projects so far; Masters of the air was enjoyable, the first season of severance was kino. Blackbird, and Slowhorses are great. The Studio is pretty great even with that one kike trying his hardest to tank it

Why is Murderbot only 25 minutes an episode while this whiny slog is allowed to drag on for an hour each time?

t. 50+ years old

The series has no relation to the 1998 film of the same name, despite sharing a title and genre.

Nevermind

My mom didn't want to finish it. Spoil it

Munn is twice my age anon, I just get free appletv with my cell plan. If it makes you feel better I think Breaking bad and Succession are horribly overrated.

succession is not great, they had solid characters but no idea what to do with them and ended up leaving them so open ended that nothing happened and the ending sucked.
breaking bad is kino if you skip all the solo family member scenes, skylar, walt jr, marie all drag that shit down and nothing they do really matters.

Munn tits

cancer ate her tits, those have been plastic for a year

BB isn't horrible, but so much of the focus on those characters completely pulls away from it being the "greatest TV show of all time". I'd rather watch an entire series of Janice from the sopranos than deal with that show again

HBO can't be recreated. It's all gone.

neighbours

disgusting

I'm convinced these ppl sign up just to cash a check + have good trailers/catering. THey don't have to compete for ratings or hold people's attention

Anyone actualy seen this?
How would you rate it?

I'm starting to be convinced that Jon Hamm isn't actually a good actor and was just cast perfectly to play himself in Mad Men

HBO still puts out a variety of kino, even if it's far between.
People really liked The Pitt, i personally haven't watched cause medical drama slop, but everyone seemed to be going nuts over it.

Scavengers Reign is a comfy animated show kinda in the same vein as Ugly Americans and Superjail if you're familiar with those.

The Harley Quinn show been going for over 5 seasons and a few specials, if you enjoyed stuff like Drawn Together it's in that style of not being afraid to be grotesque visually and having raunchy humor.

The Last of Us has been kino despite cringe fucks crying about the main actress' appearance because there's nothing else to complain about.

not to mention all the documentary series type stuff

I've enjoyed the show so far

when i say boomer slop, i mean boomers slop this shit up. people in their late 40s-60s love appletv shit, reminds them of early 2000s programming.
everything is very ACTION! HEART PUMPING MUSIC! TIME IS RUNNING OUT! DRAMA DRAMA! and it's like the most mundane, unimportant shit actually happening in the scene.
makes me think of the "what they actually played" videos of music in tv/film when you remove the audio doing the heavy lifting the thing becomes comical

6 or 7 out of 10. It's not great but it's funny enough

if you don't think he's objectively good looking, you are faceblind or brown.

Oh yeah bro it's just like classic HBO and worth the monthly subscription. So many things I can't wait to watch.

op here i've only watched 1 ep

got the nostalgia glasses on.
in your mind it was the year 2000 and the sopranos aired until the wire and then game of thrones right after that ended.

there were always multi year gaps between kinos, hell True Blood was their big show for years and that shit was awful after s1, it went on for what like 7 years?

wow weird I didn't say anything at all about his looks homo

Murderbot is good. Anon Babble will think it's woke but all the diversity is straight out of the books.

I never would have imagined that some 50 year old white lady could write the most compelling action sci fi thriller stories In the last 30 years, all while layering it with sarcastic explorations of anxiety and humanity but somehow doing it earnestly.

She writes better action scenes than 90% of fiction out there, I have no idea how she does it.

Jon Hamm is shit was never a good actor.

He's not and the weakest part of MM.

that's my bad, dyslexia got me.
i saw "good looking actor" when i replied

waaaaaah im rich and have sex with lots of woman

That's the only role he can play

Yeah. accurate.

all appletv shit is boomer slop

Ted Lasso and Shrinking are pure kino RETARD

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isn't all film/tv like that though.
i used to mute films when they were being too manipulative with music but nothing was happening - just to highlight that side to myself.
the 2000s has mostly been "brain turn off and utterly disengage the moment computer animated plastic puke comes on", so you'll have to point me to something better than old action.
maybe you're referring to stuff like csi and the other 500 variations that I can't abide

This is pure slop

It's sloppy but can you name a show that isn't? If you can't you should never be allowed to use that word again.

HBO seemed great at the time because they were the only one doing it. But even back then though, they weren't only producing top notch shows. They were just the first to turn TV shows into something more than the place has been film actors go. Once other studios realized you could make very well written dramas on par with film, the magic went away. It is a shame they threw the branding away tho. They had a huge headstart.

Are they going to include a scene where Jon Hamm attaches rope to a pledges testicles and leads him around the frat house like livestock?

maybe you're referring to stuff like csi and the other 500 variations that I can't abide

yes it's the action drama shit, that's been the style of appletv shows that i've seen recommended.

band of brothers

safe choice masculinity slop

Guess you forgot about that episode.

game of thrones s1-4
it's always sunny
arrested development
stranger things s1

You're bullshitting, right?

I only saw the intro theme and it made me not interested. Cringe “this guy is a total badass” type shit

He's actually a total sucker.

it's the the usual jon hamm playing a cunt who everyone else thinks is badass