What went wrong?
Dr. Who withdraws as Eurovision spokesman
Zesty.
Moist.
The Master's behind this
there's fifteen of him, that's three too many for a jury.
He was too gay for eurovision.
They're extremely half-heartedly doing the sign tapping thing in the UK
pulls out due to dandruff
That's not possible
london is like 30% white british while starmer deports a few thousand migrants as if to say "how do you do fellow chuds", nevermind all the homegrown terrorists they have now
what's that white stuff on his hair?
mould
Imagine being too much of a fag for Eurovision.
massa's cum
>london is like 30% white british
Less now, those are figures from 5 years ago.
Why is Israel in Eurovision at all? I mean, they live in the Levant.
Australia is also in Eurovision. It's basically just a gathering of jewish golems.
Food poisoning
Basically anyone who pays enough gets in.
Eurovision’s main sponsor is MoroccanOil, an Israeli-owned company widely criticised for links to illegal settlements.
Why won’t they let America in then? They’ve tried before
Ncuti Gatwa
What’s illegal about kicking out muslim invaders?
Forced displacement is illegal according to Geneva Conventions.
Whom?
this faggot looks like Sammy Davis Jr if Sammy Davis Jr had AIDS
For football they at least have the excuse of security concerns causing them to want to play in europe competitions instead of asian. Hell knows what they came up with for this.
Israel is evil.
... And they three singing strumpets were never heard from again.
Yeah makes me laugh Starmer promising to clamp down on immigration and how we’ve become a “country of strangers” when the damage has already been done irrevocably. They’re still going to import millions and millions of immigrants. Don’t be distracted by the rubber dinghies, it’s LEGAL immigration that’s the real issue.
Israel is a part European culture and civilization that just happened to be transplanted into the Levant. The state was founded by ethnical Europeans and it has closer ties to Europe than to any of its neighbors, so of course they participate based on spiritual proximity, not geographic boundaries.
Doctor Buck
ethnical Europeans
When he was a baby in Rwanda half his family were massacred in front of him in a genocide. The genocidrers smashed open his aunts and cousins heads open with machete s as if they were soft boiled eggs, spraying baby Ncuti with blood, brains and eye juice. He watched on as his tormentors acted like beasts of the field and did things like gouging out the eyes of people still living and making them eat their own eyeballs, and did things like using the neck-holes of severed heads as fleshlights. You have never seen true horror until you have seen a man penetrating your brothers head with his penis and thrusting it out of his mouth as if it were his tongue with every stroke. Baby Ncuti survived by playing dead and hiding in a mound of intestines and other human offal for 3 days until he was found. This is how he came to the UK as a refugee.
Naturally, the possibility of having to award 12 points to a country that were doing the same thing in the Middle East didn't sit well with him.
mfw the winner
because most of them are slavic jews occupying lost clay that theyre now reclaiming (a crusade of sorts). they'd be smart to wipe out or kick out everyone else or you'll get victimship claims like from spics, injuns and negros in america
all of that was under the conservatives. if the british public can stop themselves from spazzing out next election we can hopefully get back to normality
It wasn't gay enough for him (it's the gayest thing on earth)
Dr. Zest.
Sick of seeing this zesty nog, BBC living up to their name
The British performers were horrible this year. Hot bimbos but horrible.
Doctor Who fans are crashing out