How does one become cool like him?

how does one become cool like him?

tip the kitchen

Ahh how bout no

Epstein isn’t cool, wtf?

Make a thread on Anon Babble

Make two

stop busting my balls

Who is he? He looks like Jeffery Epstein.

Have negroni. Have two.

Let your girlfriend get fucked by an underage boy then kill yourself.

Why does Anon Babble love this dude so much?

this bowl of raw sewage from the streets of jakarta may be disgusting, but it wasn't made by white people so that means it's good

fuck this idiot

Anon Babble hates him. it's just me who likes him

race insecurity out of nowhere lmao

-listen to 1970s OG punk

-be anti-capitalist while hanging out at high-end restaurants for the sake of being ironic

-think that the shittier and less sanitary the 3rd-world country is, the better the food

Anthony Bourdaine. He used to have a really cool food travel show on the Travel Channel. Then he went to CNN, became a hypocrite, complained abut his white privelege while hanging out with Obama, and then went to an elitist party where he saw shit he wasn't supposed to, then "committed suicide" shortly afterwards.

he proudly stated that he was looking forward to white people disappearing. a cursory glance at history demonstrates that line of thinking is malicious or retarded. then he killed himself over a bint who didn't even love him. he was a fucking idiot junkie who had to get his mom to help him get his big break in his mid-40s. only sheltered boomers think he was cool.

The brainwashing is real when white people want their own kind (the most inventive and successful race in history that literally lifted up the whole world) to die off to accomodate humanity's retards who only mass-produce poverty-babies that are suffocating the planet to death.

eat a bug. eat two

man that literally got cucked to death

cool

No lol

their own kind

He was a kike

asian food is so overrated it's insane. a chicken sandwich mogs all of them. it's literally just propped up by wypipo because it's "exotic"

Take a trip to flavor town

The modern religion which took the place of Christianity views non-whites and divine. Religion is inevitable, and unfortunately the current dominant one is very very gay.

Anon Babble is just jealous

I have literally no idea who this guy is

Seriously, in my country this guy is a nobody, why you guys care so much about this youtuber/postcast guy

he killed himself. have some fucking respect

only sheltered boomers think he was cool.

Indoctrinated leftists, at least 35-45 yo ones, do too.

le tough guy jew

have your cousins shill you in their industry

Didn't this guy die jerking off?

Traveling and eating good food is fun. Posting embarrassing retarded shit, drug addiction, killing yourself over a woman, especially when you're 60 and she's 30, is a bit retarded. Not sure why a non-retard would be jealous of Bourdain.

New JRE is guy fieri, and he’s very cool

become a disgusting jew and then kill yourself for getting dumped by a roasty.

I'm a chef fuck you

marry a pornstar

act shocked when you get cucked

die in embarassment

It's easy to be cool when you're a literal millionaire who is responsible to no one

Let your wife have a negro, let her have two

why don't you become a millionaire then instead of bitching on here

I'm on my way. I have 700k I'm just waiting for crypto to crash and then I will buy in and 3x my money. I have enough cash to wait 4 years which is more than enough time. It's basically a done thing, I just have to wait

Watch a kids movie at 4 am on a Tuesday

Goon to chatbots roleplaying as monster girls

Have the pizza in your freezer. Have two.

Fly somewhere you've never been by flapping your arms and pretending to fly while you walk there.

Have two, and then? Have three.

How did you make the 700?

10+ years saving as an it consultant
Plus I threw my home deposit into crypto during a cycle low
Basically earn good money, save most of it, take calculated risks.
People are afraid of crypto but as long as you're not an idiot there is a lot of money to be made.

His best work was the Haiti episode

goes to Haiti to stick it to orange man

buys some authentic street slop

it's so bad he can hardly eat a single bite

tries to turn this into a charitable action where he gives away the slop he didn't eat to random Haitians

this starts a small riot because Haitians are obviously subhuman savages

Enduring image this. Some big fucking ogre sat on filthy children’s outdoor furniture in a third world slum, eating noodles drenched in gutter oil.

Why are richfags always working in IT? I hate that my parents pushed me into trade work. Congrats though I guess.

sit on children's furniture

sit on two

Idk who thus guy is but he looks like he's made of CHEESE hahahahhaha

uhm actually that is authentic vietnamese culture

I do 15% as a baseline. 20% is as high as I go, and the service had to be spectacular. If there was a gay service charge, the tip is 15% - service charge %.

The Stendhal Syndrome is Asia and Dario Argento's best flick

how does one become cool like him?

Simple: be in NYC before 9/11.

So I just sit on this dirty plastic shit and eat it?

Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your girlfriend. Hang yourself after googling your girlfriend 300 times.

Why are richfags always working in IT

They don't, they're just one the ones you hear from because they're always connected to an electronic device. Most rich people I know are business owners and they don't have time or care to go on the internet and brag or talk about their biz

if that old hipster faggot made it a part of his identity to hate white people, it is not out of nowhere. Sorry your gay suicide guy isn’t cool to everyone else anon.

bourdain may be the most uncool person to ever live

If you run a shop or are union you will easily make more than the average IT worker. Construction and mining companies are some of the largest profitable companies in the world

the truth is that even if whites become a minority all over the world, their last gasp will be latinas and asians paying white men to give them blue eyed and brighter skinned children before they are lost forever

The way to do it is to become a down-to-earth person who is chill and worldy and doesn't get caught up in the pretentions of vain and neurotic people.

I work in IT, no one I know that works in IT including myself are rich. I don't even make a high enough salary to afford a house in the relatively low cost of living suburb I work in.

The only rich people I know are Doctors, Lawyers, and established Small Business owners.

start by killing yourself.

I respect him less for this opinion, good coffee is good coffee. There is a world of difference from some super bitter oil like McDonalds coffee slop compared to nice pourover with freshly roasted quality beans.

i don't understand how you had any respect for him remaining

Eating these noodles cooked in gutter oil in a third world slum reminds me of how much I hate white people.

How can you be broke and work in IT? You're doing something wrong

hate yourself and your own race

be a heroin addict

turn 3rd world shitholes into a safari for a tv show while living in a luxurious apartment in NYC

pretend that poor people are better just to feel superior around other rich people

get your wife to cheat on you with a 17yo boy

kill yourself like a little bitch leaving your young daughter fatherless

great role model

he's a jeet

Don't forget to pay him off, too.

You can just eat in interesting places
Even the fatties on Anon Babble are doing this

I bet him and George Carlin have the funniest conversations while getting raped by devils in hell.

I don't want to wait for it!

Mexican grocery stores make it better!

Noooo I can't drink it near attractive white people!!!!

Sounds pretty neurotic to me

>hate yourself and your own race

no, he was a jew who hated whites. many such cases!

QRD on him apparently talking shit on Hillary Clinton. I know he dicked around with drugs but his death always striked me as slightly suspicious after he started talking shit on Hillary Clinton.

Bourdainfags on suicide watch

Anon Babble is a board about people who once posted something they loved, got thrashed about their taste and then remained on the board to shit on others people passions.
bourdain was based, his book was based, he represented an universe of idiots who busted their asses on the back of a kitchen an never received any recognition

t. ex-chef

One thing I never understood. For all this guy's philosophy of "oh us white westerners with our commodified processed food, look at how authentic and rustic i am dining in the street markets" how did he square the enormous popularity of fast food chains in all these third world countries he visited? It seems for all Bourdain's airs of pretension that these people would all also rather be eating the McSlop in a generic art deco dining room rather than squatting in the gutters with dog meat stew

in the desire to hate on Bourdain, Anon Babble will defend man-bun, mumford and son motherfuckers that serve expensive and pretentious venti latte to Friends wannabes

what a time to be alive

everyone in the world worships america. self hating americans have a hard time reconciling with this fact.

he never denied the popularity of fast food, he just wanted to show the cuisine of the country instead of going to a crappy mcdonalds because he was afraid of shitting himself in the middle of the show
dude was absolutely based, he ate the bugs, the sopa de macaco and other weird ass shit like a champion so we could travel to that country instead of going to a hilton and eating mcdonalds in another corner of the world

I'm not getting coffee from a dirty, dust-filled bodega with chicken fights going on in the back because some dead cuckold told me to.

imagine being a mutt and thinking you know something about a cooking show

imagine being someone defending mcdonalds and "american cuisine" as the epicenter of the world

redditor seething so hard he wont even reply directly

LOL

there is nothing wrong with eating mcdonald's in other countries. they have different menu items there - often involving the local cuisine.

yuropoors think a guy who got cucked to death is based

that explains a lot

I am one and I'll never pass on the opportunity to talk shit about this faggot.

so we could travel to that country instead of going to a hilton

nigger, he stayed in hiltons, four seasons etc everywhere he went. you're such a complete fucking retard for thinking bourdain was truly "slumming" it with the locals, and not being chauffeured around the country in expensive vehicles with armed security along with his entire camera crew. holy shit dude lmfao.

indeed, i understand the fact that some people while traveling for business to a different country prefer to eat safe food, nothing wrong with that.
but it was a travel and food show, so he had to make content, he even went to africa and eaten warthog asshole, while the natives laughed at his face

t. never saw more than 5 episodes

youtu.be/9xNwWYLX3H0
Or you never saw the episodes that didn't pleased your childs palate ?

holy h*ckin chungus! an armed caravan escorted le epic chef man out into the African bush for 30 minutes to film a television show! he is so le heckin down to earth!

noooo to eat food and travel you need to be raped by the locals

kys

specifically mention he didnt stay in expensive hotels when that is what he did

Reminder that he didn't die from suicide, it was more likely auto-erotic asphyxiation. Probably whilst wearing women's lingerie. He looked like the sort of freak who was into that sort of stuff sexually. His family will have paid off the hotel workers who found the body to keep schtum.

i'll interpret for you mutt: where he slept is irrelevant, you don't need to sleep on an alley of india and get gang banged to have an authentic show about food & travel, but you need to eat the slop and say what's the taste the view of the country can be made by walking and filming.

yeah, he had a kink for self-sabotaging: choosing to be a cook, using meth, going to fucked up places and marrying a porn star. the list goes on.

Do a speedball. Walk the streets of Prague at night. Order an escort. Order two. Give a bum a cigarette. Write a work of fiction but say it’s real. Let idiots believe you. Be made fun of for not being a real chef and ack yourself.

Nobody is defending that shit just to hate on Bourdain, and double linebreaks between greentext and regular text should be autodetected ban strings.

tl;dr: ur a fag

say you never cooked something without saying that

t. post

kwab

lol Tony was NEVER a chef. You don’t even know the difference, cazzie.

Have the cream sauce

Check in on your friends

Kill yourself

are you even that clueless that you don't know what a chef is?
you think it's like a black belt on karate or something?

You are correct

Whom are you quoting?

How'd you get rich? Inheritance or exploitation?

I'm a relatively successful author. Nothing groundbreaking but enough for me to get advances on my work that I was able to stash away and invest.

the only two options are those

Kill yourself, fag.
What books did you write?

Literally me.

I'm not about to dox myself but I write mainly young adult fantasy/scifi. The literary equivalent of Cheetos but it pays the bills.

lol clueless cazzie thought Tony was a celebrity chef while in reality celebrity chefs (like Ripert or Andres) saw him as a tv host

yea man after the crash it’ll bounce back like NFTs and Game Stop stock

google your ex

google your ex 300 times

kill yourself

everything he did and his legacy will be a guy who killed himself because his ex told him to stop breaking her balls

are all slop authors aware of the fact that they're pushing out slop?

get cucked by a teenager
get cucked again by a Frenchman
stop busting balls

Isn’t there a Dario movie about a guy and his daughter, which he casted Asia in as the daughter?

how does one become cool like him?

Have a Sushi, have two

the media running damage control for his cheating gf and open relationships afterwards and pretending that the cucking had nothing to do with him killing himself was funny.

cool like him

hung himself like a sissy because he couldn’t handle getting cuckolded, despite being rich and able to fuck around with any hot paid escort he wants

He was a faggot, plain and simple. The guy went out like a bitch, and will forever and always be viewed as a pathetic, effete jew as a result of his massive faggotry. Fuck that nigga.

I get anthony was pretty cringe but why does Anon Babble shit on travelling so much in these threads? It seems like one or the best things you can do

it's similar to reading. people assume there is virtue in it when there really isn't

stop busting my balls

actually writing about gay coffee culture is gayer than coffee culture

HAHAHAHAHA

people make out travelling to be an otherworldly experience when really it's just a cool thing to do and not much more

Perhaps but the likes of lavazza and inexpensive home espresso machines make it possible for plebs to get great coffee without paying much. The mass market can be very powerful and while I do admire coffee connoissuers there comes a point where it's just pretentious and a larp.

Serious question, what did he see?

because smart ones work 3 or 4 six figure jobs at the same time

zoomer who is too nervous to leave his house or talk to people...

wants to question the insecurities of someone who traveled to 100 countries and talked to 1 million people...

post-truth world. we are in it.

OK.

someone who traveled to 100 countries and talked to 1 million people

And where did that get him?

Imagine someone with millions of dollars who bumps shoulders with people with billions of dollars. Imagine the party the millionaire throws to impress the billionaire. Now imagine that millionaire is in the pocket of the CIA for doing the things they do to impress billionaires, so those billionaires can be compromised too.

Now imagine being a drug addict food reviewer and seeing what happens at these parties.

Now imagine being a drug addict food reviewer and seeing what happens at these parties and NOT taking Yoseph Goldblaum's cock up your ass on camera WILLINGLY (it still happened)

coffee is not a life style

half of manhattan, austin and seattle would disagree with him.

how would he react if it were fat black women disrespecting the restaurant?

i don't care about coffee but i drink it every day and it needs to be in this exact specific way

bust a ball

bust two

I don’t want it with the cast of Friends

cool it with the anti semitism

a demoturd hypocritical cuck
I'm glad he killed himself

So what are the odds Bourdain would circle back around after filming to the huts with small brown children.

He would sit down and listen.

because that's what no one did

I always cringe at "tamago"

He's Jewish himself.

you're a faggot and coffee was literally invented for slaves

“There are few things I care about less than breathing. I have two big breaths every morning: light and sweet, preferably through my COVID mask. Any air quality will do. I don’t want to wait for my air. I don’t want some HVAC, Garth Brooks motherfucker to filter it for me. I like good air but I don’t want to breathe it anymore, and I don’t want it with my living daughter who'll never see me again. It’s a bodily function; it’s not a lifestyle.”

–Bourdain

The egg!

Suck a local cock tonight. Get the cream. Suck a cold cock at 4 o'clock in a mostly empty bar. Suck a cock you've never sucked. Suck the cock of someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Suck a rare cock. Eat the cock. Suck a Negro's cock. Suck two. Be open to a world where you may not want to suck cocks, but suck them anyways. Suck a cock slowly. Suck the tip. Suck your friends' cocks. Suck your own cock. Enjoy sucking cock.

coffee was literally invented for slaves

Who told you that bullshit?