You're Indy in this scene. What would you say?

You're Indy in this scene. What would you say?

all my niggas nazis
nigga heil hitler

I would listen to what Adolf Hortler had to say and that's what millions of people did

also nothing id be starstruck desu

I would sucker punch him in the face.
All nazis deserved to be punched.

I wouldn't say anything, I'd listen to what he had to say
And that's what everyone did

“Thanks for burning all those tranny books and child pornography!”

No Ivan Ernest Hemingway isn't child pornography or tranny books.

No evidence of that being burned. But lots of documentation on the gender experiments on childrens that was burned.

Not a good lie ivan

fuck you and your fucked up ideas you nazi piece of shit!

eat lead, asshole!

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"A nazi? How can I be a nazi if I'm not a Ukrainian Jew?"

You love Hitler? You must be Russian

lmfao any Russian would stab you to death for saying this
Russia throws the world's largest antifascist parade every year to this day

google search for Marilyn Manson in nazi gear

literally find a pic of him listening because that's what no one else did

holy
fuck

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In Indy voice:

"I uh...*straightens up*...um...HI, HITLER"

all his men: "HEIL"

they walk on

DA DUT DA DUT, DA DUT DA DUT, DA DUT DA DUT, DA DA DA DA DUT

See it's funny because they wouldn't get that he said "hi" not "heil"

The front lines are waiting for you, theres a foreign legion to join

I would kill him to avenge all of my family members that he killed during the holocaust

You’re going to get blamed for it so you might as well actually gas them all.

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There goes my hero
Watch him as he goes
There goes my hero
He's ordinary

Russians secretly admire Hitler and the Nazis. Their only problem is that the third reich attacked the USSR. They'd be perfectly chill with them otherwise.

but I'm not russian?

The USSR would not of been fine with the Nazis lmfao amerimutt retard now go to glorious ukraina they accept foriegn volunteers

Based, gunning down ruskie subhumans with the MG3, just like the big H would've wanted

Sup mein nigga

Don't invade Russia during Winter.

I'd tell him about Alan Turing and that their communications are compromised

I haven't seen the later ones but does he ever mention that he met Hitler?

You're Indy in this scene. What would you say?

lean in and go "hail hydra"

I apologize. You were right.

Hitting uranium with a uranium bullet makes a city sized explosion. Put such bombs in your ICBMs and wipe out Russia and America.

lol you got fucking BTFO and just gave up. embarrassing.

How much would a genuine Hitler autograph sell for?

You think no one told him that?
Not sure when that anon got btfo but he certainly would be blown the fuck out on the frontlines before he got to have hecking fun owning any Muscovites

not HAVE, you retarded nigger

I’d go back to fucking 15 year olds

danke shoen, darling, danke shoen

thank you for all the joy and pain

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I'd play ye's latest hit for him on my cd player, and then give him the cd player to help them crack the nuclear bomb

"Sneed"

You fumbled all your cards by invading Russia and then declaring war on the USA after Japan did Pearl Harbour when you didn't have to. That's why the allies are at your doorstep and your capital lies in ruins. You're an autistic moron

"uhh i cant speak german sir"

Thank you saar

I FAILED YOU GRAMPS....

:(

All my niggas nazis

nigga heil hitler

Convince the Japanese to launch a surprise attack on Russia instead of the USA. Promise a thousand year pact of friendship with the USA if they don't directly invade, tell them they can have canada and england in exchange. Pack winter cloths when you go into Russia, it's going to be chilly this year.

QRD on this autism?

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Hundreds of millions I imagine. I bet israel alone would pay about a billion just so they can burn it or something gay.

genghis khan did it better!

Amerilard libtards like to pin the sin of hecking chudiness on the Russians brainwashing their population

implying they dont secretly admire him

3rdies slap fighting over eastern europe.

if you don't agree with my gay reddit opinion then ur a RUSSIAN!!

Don't delay Barbarossa by two months to fix Mussolini's incompetence. There's uranium nearby, you need to build a nuke. I'm jewish.

Its extra funny because their beloved ukrops may as well all be called Ivan as well

I'm pretty sure the top jews know the holocaust was fake but they use it as a bludgeon to keep the rest of the kikes in line.

oy vey! Do what I say or ders gunna be anuddah hall-o-caust!!

Ikr? Hey, what are the two places on the planet no one ever thinks about, no one could care less about and has the exact same population that speak a slightly accented version of the exact same language?

ZZZ THD! FUCK UKRAINE!!

NO! THE GHOST OF KYIVYVYVYVVY WILL GET U ZIGGER! TZD

They need to kiss, fuck or start firing nukes. I'm sick of inbred fetal alcohol baby's shitting up every forum with their gayness.

NIGGA HEIL HITLER

why did Spielberg make Hitler and the Nazis seem so based in this scene?

Im not even convinced that they wouldnt secretly adore him even if they think he really did get 6mil of them, because those are losers that died in the past whos corpses can be used to guilt the goyim into anything, and from this perspective he was the best at doing what theyre doing in the middle east to sand people right now which theyd do tenfold to whites

I'd tell him to actually kill the jews since the holocaust didn't happen

mandelakino

That's the reason why Russia is the most pathetic nation on earth.

"cool it with the anti-semitic remarks"

As a Jew I’d beat him to death