Be the protagonist of the “saddest anime ever”

be the protagonist of the “saddest anime ever”

dad drowns

mom gets napalmed

now I have to work to support my famiry

will get prenty of rice yum yum if I work

but I don't wannaaaa

pray games all day every day instead

brother starts dying of hunger

maybe I should work?

nah, I'd rather just sit on my fucking ass and mope

as we both waste away

The only thing tragic about this movie is that it took so long for that lazy entitled brat and his obnoxious screaming brother to bite it

The whole book is the guy bashing himself because his sister died and he didn't.

there's a war going so let's send the children to school anyway

Do asians really?

war is le bad

there is literally nothing more entertaining

Nigger it's a girl, what the fuck are you talking about? You're so fucking dense you thought that was his little brother? What a fucking retard, the capcha should make you balance an equation.

He was based. I am 29 and I have never and will never work a day in my life.

What sort of a 3rd world are you from where schools get closed during a war. Are they send to the front instead?

be japan

gets propped up massively by french and british industry in the early 1900s

steamrolls the weakened and decadent russian empire

muh yamato spirit

start bullying nearby countries and invade china

responsible for uncountable war crimes throughout the 30s-40s, ranging between jungle death marches to human experimenting and even cannibalism

their chief of staff genuinely believes they're going to conquer all lands connected to the pacific

attack pearl harbour

4 years forward

japan is in ruins and the only reason why it still exists as a nation is because macarthur is a massive weeb

muh war is le bad

japs have absolutely no sense of self criticism.

Retards think collective blame makes sense

I take issue with you edgy-baiting this movie
On gard

If collective blame could make sense, it would for East Asian cunts like china/japan, those bugmen are near-gestalt.

Let me guess, you think the Axis shouldn't have won and you like sucking cocks?

it's a story about people being immature in many ways. that's the point.
this movie is nothing but a self criticism.

It's fairly common that the viewers outside of Japan focus on the sadness and demonising the extended family rather than the boy doing the wrong thing.

be amerimutt

see the japanese film where japanese adults ignore kids dying or beat them up during the war

think it's muh war bad muh america bad

This, I lost all sympathy when the kind farmer told him:

Apologize for your aunt, I'm sure she'll take you back in.

And MC just says:

Fuck you, I'd rather start stealing

If you can, stop being a hypocritical faggot for more than 10 minutes

actually the movie is about miyazaki being a boomer and trying to make modern kids feel guilty about being little shits

He's 14 and an orphan, what do you expect?

It's a Takahata movie you retard, you'd know if you'd actually seen what you're bitching and whining about

they arr rook the same

miyazaki wasn't involeved in this movie at all
he was making my neighbor totoro at that time and he even talked shit about this

That's because you're a retard who can't manage the Google machine

mad cause no argument

Can't even type the right guy's name out but expects to be taken seriously

Tard

it's all the same name idiot

Retard doubles down

says something objectively wrong

gets corrected

''that's no argument and you are mad''

what the hell man

it's called being right, moron

Retard triples down shamelessly

Eat your applesauce

he's still upset

take a chill pill, sweaty

How can you be "right" if you're objectively wrong, retard?
You objectively got the name incorrect.

they're all the same

You're acting too smug for a waterheaded moron with zero correct opinions

does that upset you, cupcake? i'm still right btw

Two different names are not "the same", no. You are incorrect.

am i? check again

anti-japan fags are usually blind to their own nationalism in anywhere so when they say something like ''japs have absolutely no sense of self criticism'', they actually mean ''japs still don't completely bow down to us''

I'm still retarded

FIFY, you used the r-word, just not the right one

you didn't fix anything, just like you'll never fix your sad life. all you can do is throw impotent tantrums as the world around you looks on in mild embarrassment and irritation. may god have mercy on your weak, pathetic soul, you simple buffoon