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RIP Candyman.
What’s our verdict on the new film?
Final Destination General
I don't like movies about people dying
are there any death webms that are not op and the log one?
funniest kills in the series.
Justify why there are no tits.
I don’t like final destination. Accidents are scary. Why death gotta be mean like that?
They tried tits in 2 and 4. Turns out tits aren’t enough.
The opening premonition scenes always make me imagine the litigation.
Her own brother/cousin accidentally killed her.
When they stopped the truck, she fell back in. Poor girl almost survived.
Jesus christ why
This is true evil
Life’s a bitch, and then you die.
Any questions?
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Here's the MRI and spring kill scene
Do you think Bobby was still alive when his brain got lobotomized
Jews
There’s too many. Which one?
Most definitely, at least for a few seconds
Everyone in this movie is a fucking christian
Based on your daily routine, your job, etc... how would death take you out?
My daily routine consists of driving around, using the elliptical machine, eating fast food, and sitting in my yard with my family which includes a bunch of rambunctious kids
I can't see how an elliptical machine can be dangerous so my bet is one of the kids throws/kicks a ball and hits the extra big ass window above the seating area which then falls and lands on me and crushes my skull like a grapefruit.
existing is all i do and i hate it so i guess it would make immortal for a laugh or two
you gotta shit sometime, you're gonna get a nasty toilet related death.
Exactly
Faceful of glass after my monitors explode.
And probably while my pants are down since Final Destination's Death seems to be a bit of a petty asshole.
plane crash
highway accident
roller coaster
race accident
bridge collapse
What else could they do? Whats common enough that could cause a fatal accident?
Nightclub Fire
Ski Lift Accident
Waterpark Accident
Yacht/Ferry Accident
Macy's Parade Style Disaster
jews genocided a trillion goys with silly horror movie
gets away with it 100%, never suffers any consequences
lives to a tender old age before passing peacefully in bed surrounded by wealth and power like Kissinger and co.
meanwhile, thousands of Palestinians die screaming daily
Where is Allah?
The Asian one
My car would just get eaten by a truck at a U-turn. Saw it happen right in front of me to the car ahead of me.
Definitely yacht
I seen a guy doing 90mph on a motorcycle and a car turned to go into their garage and he smacked right into it, got launched 20 feet in the air, landed flat on his back, and died staring right at us.
Oh fuck yeah he’s a chad
Holy shit
Yeah that’s probably how we’d go. That’s why these movies sensationalize it
Can you imagine when the crew come to clean the scene and it’s just the tiny top half of her skull and hair, just sitting there on top of the closed compactor under the sun with very little else to salvage?
And you get to see Stephani sobbing and crying in the scene after. They truly focused on the humanity of it this time, excellent directing. Pure kino
Hollywood should make a Final Destination movie but the entity becomes frustrated because Clark Kent refuses to die lololol. This is Box Office gold. The entity is not familiar with Kryptonian physiology. Make it part horror and part MCU like slapstick comedy.
8/10. Fun movie with over the top gore that is funny.
The guy getting his nose ring caught and then later in the hospital were the funniest.
What this anon said, plus:
Cruiseship Sinking
Stadium Accident + Crowd Crush
Mountain Climbing or Cave Accident
Natural Disaster
Tunnel Collapse (this one was actually the original disaster for 6 before it got scrapped)
Also a Train Derailment opening hasn't been done proper, but might be deritative now
There was a comic about CIA trying to assassinate clark kent because of a story and none of it worked
His penis piercing popping out lmao
Stadium accident was sort of done in 4 with the race car disaster
How about a doomed SpaceX launch to space? One of the 5-7 astronauts gets a premonition about the first ever manned flight for SpaceX, and after the horrific premonition they cancel the whole flight.
Would it be in bad taste to do a mass shooting?
Yeah, a bit, but I meant something more like a concert or football stadium, no vehicles or michael bay explosions.
Lmao I almost wanted to add it. A mass shooting / terrorist attack premonition could work too but that's probably too morbid as it involves a deliberate evil malefactor and not a random mass casualty event.
Might be cool
It doesn’t follow a natural accident
Might be interesting actually to have a villain among the survivors since he never does the mass killing, closest one so far is McKinley in Part 3.
Guys I can’t sleep because of this shit
Wat do
don't look up stuff that actually happened
Watch a comedy.
FUCK THERES RECORDINGS???
head stops moving to early bad CGI makes it look fake
You can watch the movie
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Certainly don't watch this firsthand video of the station nightclub fire
Watch a silly cartoon like rockos modern life or SpongeBob or something
That helps me
Too late
I’m an idiot and I just discovered Kaotic
China is Final Destination: the Country.
Yea same, it's not actually fun for me.
It’s a fetish. The curiosity we all have about what it would feel like to die. Onlooker humanity
her jaw actually breaks
Good attention to detail
The club bouncer stopped people from using an exit that was for bands only .....Jesus
Yeah, you could even see her lower teeth getting shoved into the compactor while the top half of her head ejects upwards. Would’ve loved to see what they’d do with the eyes and brain popping out
Just cry it out and maybe jerk off. You know you wanna
Did you see the webm in the OP?
Are you telling me that i'm supposed to take this shit seriously?
come to clean the scene and it’s just the tiny top half of her skull and hair
It surprised me to find out nobody cleans shit like this up. If someone gets bisected in a freak accident at home or your father eats a shotgun blast that sprays the walls with brains that’s your problem buddy. Welcome home.
So then you have super specialized cleanup crews who do only crimescenes and gore and they earn gorillions (for a cleaning job) but it’s like working the morgue you take a sanity hit the longer you work.
you almost made it out but now you’re trapped in a human centipede getting crushed and you can’t breathe
here comes the smoke to choke you some more
but wait what’s that the back row is starting to howl as they’re burned alive
people are pulling at your arms but they can’t move you
flames are getting closer and you feel the heat melting your feet
Mmm smells like bagon! :DDDD
mhmmm roasted long pig
I upgraded it even better for y’all, please enjoy.
no, if you look there's a little chamber behind her that the rubbish gets pushed into. all she had to do was crouch down because the truck was mostly empty
Just finished the cam rip, fun movie.
I loved it, I also did a rewatch of the entire franchise over the last couple of days and this was my ranking
Pretty sure there’s no room in that chamber either. The only difference that would do is that it would crush her more discretely. Death doesn’t like discretion, it forces everyone to watch it do its thing up close and personal.
We can go even slower
The guy getting his nose ring caught
I loved that it turned out he wasn't even on the list and death was just fucking around with him for the lulz
after the horrific premonition they cancel the whole flight.
They'd really struggle to have the characters realise what was happening to them if the accident doesn't happen at all because of the changes they make
The Sky View in the new movie never collapsed either though. So the franchise has explored that exact route of not causing the disaster after the premonition.
if you look at the moving crusher, it can't even penetrate the holding chamber, and the rubbish bags behind her move as to suggest there's plenty of room
If you listen to the Latino leaks for this scene on TikTok, you can clearly hear people sobbing during/after this death (along with the main girl crying)
If what you’re saying is true, then Stefani may have caused her death by holding on to her.
However, I fail to picture a compactor that doesn’t go the whole way for its job. I still think even if she dived under she’d still get squished.
just look at it, there's an inch lip and the rubbish bags move indicating there's plenty of room until you flag the driver over/jump out
No anons remark upon the irony of two j00ish directors chasing a penny as it rolls through the entire film lol.
The mutt MC is an obstacle, had they cast eyecandy this would be the best FD, and had they invested in any general character dev FD would likely pass Scream in popcultlarity, although FD:BL will still earn more $ than the Scream reboots. Scream should also take notes from the graphic creative gore here, after the new Neve sequel, as it's aged too safe.
A failed opportunity not to solidify Tony Todd's character into the future lore because he's the most memorable on screen yet given nothing to do, possible they continue to honor him in future films given the reception. The series needs to stabilize a basic recurring lore to exploit its potential rather than dribble forth as a vicarious semi annual goyim murder simulator.
The best Final Destination is actually 2022's Fall, if that director is given the keys to FD, it will result in a true movie theater horror classic, compare the opening of FD: BL to Fall, it's not even close in terms of vertigo and masterful CGI.
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FD: BL will outgross Mission Impossible FR this summer kek
MRI is best. Also liked the preceding fire fakeout.
Can someone post the log deaths? Or that piano kill
Final Destination is a vicarious goyim murder simulator, look at the filmmakers not the cast, and you begin see how certain debunked tales from a certain event came to be, and lines up with the real atrocities occurring in Gaza prison camps and the battlefield, lots of hospital centric snuff going on there too for depraved lulZ
no tits.
Dropped
As bad as FD4 was, the escalator death is still shot better
you will die from the jab 2029 while taking out trash
I can't die
What happened to the Mom's death scene at the rotating door shown in the trailer? Are movie studios straight up lying now? And it'd be a better death than the one in the movie
Probably use a freak tornado given Twisters was big hit and is PG13, Twisters 2 is in pre production
Sinkhole, avalanche, Olympic Games accidents, cruise ship flip, mud slide, killer bees, pitbull attack, bullet train, hot air balloon, lightning storm, volcano, sexbot death
waterpark accident is a newspaper clip in the credits montage jsyk
Marketing is such a big thing these days that trailers are being made with dailies as soon as they start shooting, well before the final film has been assembled, and by marketing agencies that aren't involved in the actual film, so they have no idea what footage is actually going to make it into the film.
MRI machine becomes haywire it turns into Magneto level magnetism and kills two people
Am I supposed to take this seriously?
No
where are the webm makers
Every Final Destination always had an attractive female or male lead. Why did they get some mystery meat bitch with a punchable face a leading role?
omg the garbage truck scene was so brutal!
its done so comedically and over the top with the shittiest CGI known to man it stopped being serious
Its Terrifier 2 all over again. What a fucking joke.
2025
Final Destination was always a joke + gore dumbass. Terrifier is reddit
the people who got upset at the garbage truck death are the same people who got upset at this retarded scene
My IQ dropped seeing both these movies.
Why would anyone be upset about these
Was the Final Destination fanbase always composed of third worlders or was it always like this? I refuse to believe anyone but THANK YOU SIRS would accept these PS2 tier CG kills.
when i first saw this i thought it's kind of funny but the more times i watched it the dumber it all got
If you don't like it why are you here
YOU BLOODY BASTERD BITCH BENCHOD! FUCK TO YOU TO INSULT GREAT NATION OF INDIA BLODDY BASTED PAKISTANI CHOOTIYA!
He's the same nigger the Jews worship (or well at least an aspect of the higher up god El from the same pantheon)
literally pours salt in her wounds
Wow this guy seems like a real jerk
Irl MRIs will rip the piercings out of you and even cause surgical staples to fly off. If you’re wearing a watch it can drag you across the room. The movie also added another layer to its power with the “research mode” excuse
I work with kids, so definitely will have a crowd to traumatize for my death. With how badly people drive in my town, a car will come crashing to my classroom setting off a chain of events which will cause electrocution or something.
I'd like a Jonestown incident whether intentional suicide or not.
Do you guys think the guy that made this would support lolicon?