interesting sweater potter
harry spends the rest of the day wondering what draco meant by that
These are two teenaged boys, why are they acting like teenaged girls sniping at each other?
Interesting sweater potter
Interesting thread op
Interesting cock, OP.
Joan wrote boy bullies as girls
childrens/female franchise
Why are you? Are you a fucking faggot(groomer)
A woman wrote it, what do you expect. It's why they're not using their magic to enlarge their junk or doing after dark WW2 war games using their wands as guns.
Why would anyone write about a teenaged boy?
ron was gone for the day and harry had his much needed privacy
he booted up pornhub and pulled the lotion from under his bed
harry thought he was clever but ron knew where he kept it and had used half the bottle already
nevertheless harry went about his three hour goon sesh
by the end he had 73 tabs open with each one getting more and more depraved
he alt-f4'ed the entire window in seconds he spent hours constructing
hygiene was not in harry's dictionary so he took a napkin and wiped his hands and thought that wsa good enough
he slumbered down to the common area where everyone knew what he was up to but was too fucked to care and they proceeded to watch football for the rest of the day
Don't make me tap the sign.
Need I remind you that the main reason why foids LOVE TO SEETHING OBSESSION harry faggin potter is because the nerdy nice guy (snape) spent his entirety of high school listening from behind the door the enthusiastic moans of lily potter getting her g spot raped by that other fag i hardly remembered the bitch's name whose main gimmick was coming from a somehow wealthy family and she enjoyed the easy life of being the bitch of some dude who brought you to eat out 3 times a week and their clits exploded after the nerd spent the next 15 years trying to get a well paying job and despite having cried himself to sleep while masturbating for 30+ years knowing that the bitch was deepthroating with a smile his bully he went like: *looks at the script* yes, i solemnly swear that my love for her wi be eternal forever and forevermore.
Women love having control over others and for women making you stab your hand with toothpicks is just a boring pasttime because their inferior brains can't process that you are hurting.
They are some sort of "but how would you feel if you didn't ate breakfast this morning?".
Women's brains function something like this:
a man says: I am hungry
the woman replies: but I already ate, why are you saying that you're hungry?
Also women want everything womanified so it's natural the kikes who made this movie made every character behave and think like a woman because women are like niggers who can't REEEELOOOOOTINNGGG if they don't see a black character.
Reason why women who play vidya (league of legends) 90% of the times pick the female/horse/stuffed animal character.
Women are a mixture of nigger+boomer+faggot+jew.
Hope this helped you clarify why.
a teenage boy should have disgusting predatory thoughts about his female classmates
it would be absurd for him to treat them like his peers
This is why women are getting away from men.
interesting sweater potter
harry spends the rest of the day wondering what draco meant by that
These are two teenaged boys, why are they acting like teenaged girls sniping at each other?
Tits or gtfo.
Let me clarify this one too.
JK rowling HATES men like no one else.
Women want you sick and ill, to women you having testosterone in your bloodstream (despite being the only reason why the human species survived so far and she gets to eat and shower) is the greatest offense because women if they could they would install a chip inside you that releases neuroleptics to kill your libido.
Women want anybody who's not a 25/10 yottachad to be an emasculated waiter that only obeys and asks nothing in return, and serves with conviction and enthusiasm.
She wrote harry that way because she wanted him to voodoo doll control him and also teach boys to not get horny and see women as superior ineffable beings.
Women have constantly a little voice in their brains that screams at them that they're retarded losers, and want men pay for it.
Women are like some fucking movie alien blob that wants to assimilate humanity and make them become like itself.
That worthless cat lady thought this very well and through.
Harry potter was her poison pill into your dish.
Sandniggers are right when they infibulate you, we should import way more of them.
The only reason why she dedicated her entire life on her autistic quest against troons is because they're men, not because they're trans.
>interesting sweater potter
That's why she hates trannies. It's simply because they are men and she hates men.
why does a kid book avoid sexual stuff
The fuck's interesting about it you fucking fruit? It's a normal sweater like a trillion any others. First time you see a sweater? What the fuck is the issue with you?
wizardslop
grow up
Potter drones are all vile pedotrannies. It's why the mods heavily protect them(as they're trannies. source:the recent hack)
The kid book that baits and switches you and in book 3 turns into harry potter gets friendzoned for a hundred years until he graduates college and the insecure bitch marries him smelling the free money (probably got railed by a football team offscreen but nobody cares about that).
And they're also written horribly.
That's a feminine way of responding.
your mom likes it
what did you say about my mom
i fucked your mom last night
*fist fight*
That's how boys act
your mom likes it
That's not a very good comeback, it doesn't imply anything about her.
when will the release the new trio cast so i can complain about it?
Sweater
American detected
Have you ever been around teenaged boys, they don't have witty responses? It's just, "I fucked your mom" to whatever insult they had. The class goes "Oooooh" and eggs on a fight.
I'm not criticizing it for not being witty, but for not being offensive. "Your mom liked it when I fucked her" is a much better one.
80% of their fanbase is burger.
Okay yeah Malfoy, but have you tried not being a fucking retarded?
Boom, destroyed.
Rosmerta
Because they are literal gender swaps of female characters from an older franchise.
disgusting predatory thoughts
not saying
your mom loves muggle cock; I see her streetwalking all the time
one time she sucked off two niggers and an arab; she called herself "mouth-foy";
I'm finally getting around to watching these movies and I find it strange how little this guy actually appears considering I was always told he was Harry's rival.
He would be wondering what he meant because it would be the first time that "interesting" and "Potter" were used in the same sentence. Seriously, this has to be the dullest franchise in the history of movie franchises. Each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.
Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.
a-at least the books were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."
I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
I have disgusting predatory thoughts about teenage girls
why keep them thoughts when it's never been easier to make it reality? I mean you can wait for gen alpha girls to get a into their mid teens if you want too but
Based
Yeah man she should have written explicitly about how Harry wanted to pound Cho Ching Chong's tight Asian snatch. That would have totally fit the tone of the story...
No one in England says 'sweater' it sounds so fucking weird.
the pic is hopefully bait
fred and goyle beat the absolute shit out of harry more than once
10/10 opener