Thunderbolts

I also need a blonde 5'3 stocky russian black ops agent to save me with hugs

daddy, i'm so alone. i don't have anything anymore. all i do is sit, and look at my phone, and think of all the terrible things that i've done. and then i go to work, and then i drink, and then i come home to no one.

I feel attacked

I was also pissed off by this line which meant it is unfortunately a pretty good one

literally every white woman

Real MVP right here

yeah butt and mouth hugs

Ngl this is some kino writing. Has anyone here actually watched it and would recommend?

I think they might have been going for that.

at least she doesn't go home, then drink

We love John.

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I like it but desu it feel like it should be a longer film desu.

it was a fun watch
some of the better marvel slop to come out in recent years

I don't understand, Bob was literally me, but then she gave the most literally me monologue of all time.
Solid 7/10.

gender swapped character that everyone hated gets killed within the first 15 minutes

kek

It's ok, but is super overrated by critics.

the one who killed her is another genderswapped character

What did Marvel meant by this?

be disney

multi billion dollar media company that influences society

have depressed schizo male character

the only way he can become happy is when he holds hands with, talks to, or is hugged by a government hired blonde woman.

What kind of message is that supposed to tell us?

Its the first watchable marvelslop since Doctor Strange 2

Doctor Strange 2 was a bad movie and you can trace Marvel's decline directly to it.

You mean Renaissance.

That they have a limited genderswaped quota.

Ghost keeps flirting with him

he saves her multiple times

shown that he likes brown women

It's above average marvelslop. Story is small. No big cgi slap fight finale.

No big cgi slap fight finale.

I really wonder where the $180 million budget went to. For a marvel film there wasn't that much action or CGI

maybe elaine

It definitely got tons of reshoots and cut. Bucky plotlines feels like it should be longer than that and every members definitely has their own The Void induced flashback trauma episode but all of them except for Yelena's and a bit of Walker's got cut.

How would that fix you?

Any potential plot lines in the future revolving around Bob/Yelena in the MCU?

she's the national face of depression

This made me wonder if broken women and broken men need each other. It feels like that would solve a lot of problems in the world

gross. I'd rather have a Ukrainian, desu

Pretty good, though the ending is incredibly hokey.

Absolutely not. If you've ever had a woman completely dependent upon you, you'd know.

I never said for one person to be dependent on the other. I mean a situation where both people are broken in similar ways and can lean on each other.

I'm sure the mail order bride sites have plenty of both.

She's the superhero that sneaks french fries off your plate.

This scene felt pretty cynical, like there were trying too hard to be relatable.

"I, an assassin who was raised to kill from a young age have exactly the same problems as you, a 25-34 year old movie consumer."

And it clearly worked. Do the most half-assed attempt at trying to relate to the goy consumer bugmen masses and they'll worship you even more ferociously than before. It's extremely blackpilling.

And it clearly worked.

The movie is on track to flop, I guess it appealed to tumblr exiles but it didn't manage to win over the general audience.

It's not a new concept or even an out there one. Taxi Driver is a whole movie like that. People without purpose and connection end up in basically the same place no matter what.

that look of pure gluttony and bliss when the interviewer mention s food

Goddamn, she's a real eater

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buckysisters is it worth it?

The song that plays when he blows up some cars was cool. He also looks cool and is cool. It's not the Bucky show though so if you're hoping for lots of time spent on him eh, not really. More then Ghost I guess.

Best action scene is his

Based
Walker is great.

She's just an ordinary woman. Women have no self control when it comes to food. They buy 92 percent of all food, after all.

is that a CG shotgun

Stan is sleepwalking through this movie. Bucky is a supporting character in this, he doesn't get an arc or anything. It's not really clear to me why they even made him a congressman for this as it doesn't really affect the plot and he quits by the end of the film.

everything beside his face is cgi

It's not really clear to me why they even made him a congressman for this as it doesn't really affect the plot and he quits by the end of the film.

Imo it was to show he can't truly go back to "normal" society after being the winter soldier for decades and a hero for the past like 8 years

Slow bureaucracy just isn't for him anymore, no matter how much he tries, so joining the group is him accepting that and choosing to be a hero.

what've you got for me..

Needs sound. Hope the microphone caught her heavy mouth breathing.

Imo it was to show he can't truly go back to "normal" society

Being a congressman isn't "normal society", they should have shown him having an actual reason to do it.

he doesn't get an arc or anything.

it was the funniest bit in the 3rd act that everyone goes through trauma rooms and Bucky goes "oh i'm good,i already dealt with my past"

I read Bucky's "shame room" was gonna be played for a laugh and be some embarrassing thing that happened to him in boy scouts or something. I think that would've been fine. Considering he's already had a bunch of movies and a TV show that deal with his personal problems.

He was pretty clearly being sarcastic when he said that, they should have at least shown something of his void room.

>Bucky =Iron Man

Metal.

>Ghost = Hawkeye

Just a matter of there being nobody else left, I guess.

America's mightiest superhero dating a former Red Room assassin creating an international incident. Would be the equivalent of Batman dating/marrying Catwoman, or Captain America dating a member of the Serpent Society.

Sorry for the shit size/quality, but if you look behind Bucky when he appears, it is the old Hydra brainwashing chamber.

I hope Bob is allowed to go Sentry and be cool in Doomsday/Secret Wars, even if he has to job.

john WALKER

spends most of the film either standing still or running

It was already running over two hours, normies don't like long Marvel movies unless they are full Avengers movies.

I'll also recommend it.

I mean a situation where both people are broken in similar ways and can lean on each other.

This is the plot of that one song with Macklemore and Fallout Boy

She couldn't be more perfect.

Jews hate us

These japs can make anyone look cute.

According to some concept art posted some threads ago (which may be false), he's going to be imprisoned, which makes a lot of sense since he could fuck things up royally to the bad guy.

Went out with a friend and thought whatever wed watch this shit, God damnit Im never gonna see any more movies again, Im just gonna go on tubi watch classics, random b movies, stupid ass shit that is more creative and has alot more to say about society than stupid shit about social stereotypes that dont actually exist.
Hollyjew does not control what is "canon", I do because I dont watch their shit

Tubi

LMAO

Terminator 2 vibes.

Ghost keeps flirting with him

Are you retarded?

It definitely got tons of reshoots

It didn't.

Bucky plotlines feels like it should be longer

I reckon they actually added more to it.

every members definitely has their own The Void induced flashback trauma episode

They considered it, but never got to film it (and they sounded lame anyway, good cut).

Im not paying for anything besides internet and rent faggot

He became a modern Molecule Man in the comics, he's going to be used like that in the next movies because it's too late to introduce Owen properly.

Why does everyone want a Yelena gf?

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The character is perfect gf material.

She's too busy dealing with Valentina missions to the point she requests a way out. Otherwise she's so desperate for love she adopted a dog (which disappeared in this movie) and saved a guinea pig while in the middle of killing a bunch of clandestine dudes. Meeting Bob was probably a breath of fresh air for her, her look when she though he was gunned down was all about, I could have done more.

russian pugh is really sexy

Yes but she's clearly interested in him

yelena fighting with kate bishop because she doesn't want to hand over bob to the vids, eventually leading to her admitting that it's because she loves him

>that look of pure gluttony and bliss when the interviewer mention s food

You weren't exaggerating.

she adopted a dog (which disappeared in this movie)

She was out on a mission for pretty much the whole movie. I imagine the dog probably stayed at home.