Oh n-
Oh n-
is she okay?
it happened to me once, she'll be fine
no.
(typhoid)
That happened to me once, it still hurts a little whenever it rains.
Vacc status?
What movie?
That's not what would happen
Fargo
That's exactly what would happen
That'll buff right out
This is right up my field of expertise and I concur this is accurate to what would happen in the situation
And that's why op never getting to sleep with a woman is for the better
Damn, she ain't gonna be in Rush Hour 4!
when a nice guy touches you
Nobody will believe that,it's too Fargo ne
they can't even make prop heads huh
Laughably terrible effects, and actual crushing does not look like that at all, show those fucking horror filmmakers LiveLeak videos or something.
is this the new final destination? looks good
shut up fagot
fuck off shill
one piece
Shut the fuck up Carlos
which south park episode is this?
Whore deserved it.
just post mroe webms of deaths
What's the worst death in the series?
nice, which film?
It's from My Name is Earl
record scratch
freeze frame
you're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation
It's kind of a funny story
wtf bros is comedy back ?
why did she do it?
Help me! This garbage compactor is turning me into human sized jello cake!
I didn't know they made live action Happy Tree Friends episodes.
This is murder
same thing happened to shredder
anyway it must be weird to go from holding the hand of a person to holding the hand of an arm, in an instant
It's comedy kino
why do her legs go flying up
how fast would a soccer ball need to be moving for it to completely knock someone off their feet like that
Fast and heavy enough to break your neck on impact.
It just needs to be loaded with magnets
killing children in movies is satanic-coded
SOVL
Only retards talk like this
I just like Final Destination because it knows it's just people trying in creative ways, it doesn't have to be anything more!
All the kills have videogame tier-CGI with no practical effects
Final Destination fans are morons.
YEEEEOWCH! Okay, THAT'S gonna hurt in the morning.
Only the first one was good. Fun fact, it was initially supposed to be a X-Files episode.
Nick, what's going on big guy? You just tripped my wife into a trash compactor.
Not very. It's really easy to knock people off balance.
Best thread right now
Maybe but she would trip and fall to the pavement
Shut your bitch mouth and go worship satan
Your mom was supposed to be an X-Files episode
minor case of severe trauma. she'll be fine after taking an aspirin and eating some soup.
Yeah probably. It's definitely possible for what happened in the webm to happen, in terms of the fall into the bin, but the CGI just makes it look like she's picked up by an invisible force and tipped upside down into it.
Your mom was an XXX-files episode.
Very nice.
I'm going to fap to this now.
Why would we, when we can send it to India to get a sweatshop to slop it out for even cheaper.
Well, your mom was an XL-files episode.
because it looks bad and it helps perpetuate the existence of india and indians.
your mom was an XL-files episode.
We have Drag Me to Hell at home
Not very. It's really easy to knock people off balance.
yeah, you can slightly shove someone and tip them over, if you arent ready you have no way to rebalance yourself mid air, only cats do that very good by shifting their center of gravity humans dont have spines flexible enough to do it fast
i could legit see someone get hit by a ball and tip over a weist high object, hell, in fact i remember a video where a girl goes over a balcony railing while walking backwards, falls down just 2 meters but hits her head and dies
Me holding my bitch wifes hand while she gets turned to paste (I want my deposit on the ring back)
The end?
i could legit see someone get hit by a ball and tip over a weist high object,
I've personally done it more than once. Once was even a football like in the webm.
Wrongfully Accused Reducks.webm
is she ok?
The trains are literally leaving the tracks to hunt Indians now
Saars this is very much of concerning.
finished the movie
first act is 44 minutes
killed hte wind of the movie
the other hour is wasted on dumb discussions
ending was meh
too much cgi and green screens
4/10
that is all
problem?
The Woman Who Got Crushed (2022)
boku no destination
Anon Babble rekt thread: the movie, but way less diverse for (((reasons)))
The predator is evolving sirs.
Literally my first thought when I saw this.
stand back saar.
Iron Deficiency Man
IT'S HIM
TERMINATING NOW, SAARS
It was nerve gas
this is just a prototype btw, the final version is going to be connected to your anus and shoot endless waves of poo
Congratulations, you've realized who the target audience for this shit is.
Old wh*te women are so evil and selfish they'll use the last ounce of spiteful energy they have left to throw their flaming bodies into open gas leaks just to ensure a brave Black mother selflessly protecting her child with her own body is crispy fried to death
kid was a dick, also he was the cause of the problem
Final Designation.webm
Are the effects really that bad in this? 1, 2, 3, and 5 were great. Is it that much if a downgrade? Racetrack Destination level bad??
They're not bad. You're just contrarian.
Holy kek
Fun fact, that's the oldest stunt performance of someone being set on fire, the stuntwoman came out of retirement for it.
Based boomerlady.
Killer Floaty RGB (2025)
I'm not watching the webms, don't want to be spoiled, that's why I am asking
This is simply too little hat for me
This webm is not appropriate for this board as it is not work safe.
I love these Rube Goldberg machines in Final Destinations so much. Death is such a rascal.
Any webms of the MRI machine death?
Go chew on a foreskin
Just a normal day in China
I literally saw this happen with a lamp post to a chinese student
Wait, wait, wait. Is this actually the new Final Destination? I thought death only kills people it missed. It never takes anyone else but the person who escaped death. This seems like a fuck ton of collateral to kill one coal burner. Why is the entire restaurant marked for death? And don't bring up the end of FD5; you know that it was just a quirky way to tie up the series. The death didn't bring down the entire plane just to get that one guy.
Wow they really do not step up their gore game. I've been seen Mortal Kombat and Invincible use people as blood balloons, but FD hasn't gotten with the program or improved.
I'm guessing that's the opening scene and it's the survivors of that incident that the movie focuses on.
kek
What is Stop Drop and Roll?
why does she look like a dude stuntman in a wig with some kinda ass/thigh padding
You are right. I kind of didn't think of that for some reason.
elaborate. I have an anecdote from someone I know who works in a hospital who said they saw someone get squashed in an MRI scan because someone turned it on whilst the patient was still in their metal wheelchair.
He's talking about the movie bro
This week, on Scrubs.
Did an Indian production team take over this franchise? It's so fucking retarded now lol
This looks so stupid and tryhard
how fast would a soccer ball need to be moving for it to completely knock someone off their feet like that
A car will knock you off your feet at only 10 MPH, how fast a football would need to be depends on the aim, but 10-20 mph would easily do it hitting the right spot.
Bear in mind that when Premier League footballers in Britain kick the ball it usually travels at 70MPH, so even an amateur player in America could probably quite easily punt a ball at 50MPH.
This is a surprisingly plausible scenario and it is a wonder that it doesn't happen more often IRL. The only case I can think of off the top of my head is this one:
en.wikipedia.org
Toon killed his brother.
my bad. I got a similar reaction for laughing when they told me the story too. apparently it was quite horrible.
Your friend is most likely a liar.
MRI machines are always on. They can't turn off.
And the techs are always there and monitor for any metal. There is no way to get inside the room without the techs letting you in.
There have been maybe 100 deaths in total from MRI machines because everyone knows how dangerous they are.
I dno, pikeys manage to break in regularly and steal all the expensive metal fairly regularly. I think it was one of those mobile ones that get driven around on the back of trucks for people.
kid was death incarnate?
I had my penis ripped off by an MRI machine because I used to hide the extra ammo for my BB gun in my peehole.
Jeremy Renner pls
I see they haven't mastered "walking to the side" in movies yet
Fucking idiot
I've never seen a final destination movie. Is there an actual plot or is it just a compilation of people dying?
nostalgia of 2 and 3 make me think they're good movies. the latest ones are exactly what you just said. I watched the fifth one not long back and the plot is: everyone is going to die, you just have to guess when
The plot of the first one was a dude and his group of friends got on a plane and the dude freaks out when he has a premonition of them all dying, which gets them kicked off the flight. The plane then explodes as its taking off. Then one by one throughout the movie they start dying in horrible accidental ways. Basically they were suppose to die so death, the universe, is setting it right
I stopped watching them after the first few but that's the basic premise of them all from what I understand
children die irl too you know?
SCOTT... STERLING!!!
It's just people dying in ridiculous ways.
The fun of the movie is basically predicting how people are going to die. They're constantly teasing ways they could die and then subverting it.
It's like a Saw movie that removes the pretense of it having a story.
Killing children in movies is awesome and should be happening more often and in more explicit ways
Its the new DLC to Oregon Trail, added some new deaths, just a cut scene
terrorism has been defeated Indian Iron Man
Where did you guys found it? Looking to watch it
Seethe more, vile shlomo
I like how in the end final destination five turned out to be a prequel to the first movie.
well done, like that black mutha
The internet.
minor case of severe
Thanks for the laugh.
unironically looney tunes tier
Now I know a little something about garbage trucks, and the best thing she could have done is gone down and into the truck, because while there IS a crusher that would kill her, that crusher thing she's at is the little thing that constantly goes back and forth to push the trash out of the way for the next bin load. The actual crusher part only happens when the driver turns it on to make significantly more room in the truck. If you've ever seen a garbage truck stopped, but it's making a whole bunch of noise, that's the big crusher compacting everything. This is also the same crusher that pushes the waste out the back when the back opens.
There should also be cameras in the truck for the driver to see what's being dumped into the back, and he could hit the emergency stop.
This all ofcourse applies to the trucks I'm familiar with so fuck knows maybe this is different and I'm a retard who should shut his fucking mouth.
oh god I'm having Prometheus flashbacks
Because someone else takes her place as soon as she leaves the view in the beginning.
She died of COVID, dude.
coded
You are satanic.
Why did you crop out the Live Leak logo?
I haven't seen the movie but I don't see any scenario where the protagonist tries to lift the lady out of the back of the truck instead of telling the operator that she fell in. The stop button must not be working or something.
All women deserve this and worse.
I heard 'shave and a haircut' after it landed on the kid. With the final note (bits) being it collapsing on the ground after losing the last leg
Holy fuck it's like a looney tunes cartoon
Jokes on you, my dad is Pierce Brosnan
Final Destination 2 2
Yep, jeets did the visual effects
Even if you ignore the crappy CG, these deaths don't feel creative and some are cartoon tier.
I'm so fucking tired, I mean they can't even do this right anymore
Is it just me or does this just feel lazy? Final Destination is supposed to be about a Rube Goldberg machine (like Goonies).
Brec deserves better.
Not just you.
Look at the set up for that death Imagine the writting for the scene was like "just make her get randomly hit by ball so she falls into the trashcan"
This crap is lazy
Happens all the time in China. She'll be back to work next week.
Isn’t this movie not out for a week?
This is disgusting and if you enjoy it you make me very uncomfortable, but it's all legal according to US law so please carry on
By the way, I hope none of you possess drawings of characters under the age of 18
What a bunch of crap. If they just want to do strange deaths, at least do a snake crawling up your butt when you're taking a shit or spiders laying eggs in your ears while u sleep (yikes!).
at least do a snake crawling up your butt
I recall writing a horror story for my creative writing class as a kid about a mysterious hand that would reach up into your ass and kill you if you went for a shit. I got an F and was disciplined for it and cried but I still think it highlights the fact that even an 11 year old can write a decent script and that critics are faggots.
You got an F for plagiarising Stephen King.
how painful would that be? that looks so rough.
It would be extremely painful
I didn't plagiarise shit. the only books I'd read up to that point were those weird turn to page x RPG novels, Famous Five and a handful of Star Wars EU books. The Killer Shitter was a masterpiece and I should be rolling in cash.
For you.
Still waiting for ''Death'' to slash people with a scythe.
how is the move out already its not even in cinemas?
I don't remember the older movies being this gory
Plenty of pre-release previews in many theaters. They're trying to generate word of mouth buzz for the actual premiere.
You're really smart but this is a movie series about death intervening to kill people, so the button would magically not work, so really she got the best deal she could by getting her head crushed first, instead of getting the SAW treatment.
Hahahaa! Pre-Columbine, for English class we were tasked with writing an original poem in lambic pentameter. And I wrote a poem about blowing up the school. And all the students were happy because the teachers were dead. It was an A+ paper.
Got sent to the Vice Principals office and he very candidly said they never had a student like me, that I was one of the smartest kids they'd seen but I'd only use my intelligence to terrorize teachers. Said the faculty had meetings about me.
And now I'm here on Anon Babble posting images of Brec Bassinger. Life is stranger than fiction sometimes.
I flatly refuse to take that seriously.
Why are the people in those movies always made of jelly?
People don't collapse into red goo when an unusual force is exerted on them.
This shit looks too goofy to be properly shocking, but is also too "realistic-y" to be fun like e.g. Braindead's lawnmower scene.
There is nothing strange or interesting about this post.
notice how movies have gotten more like this. its so they can brain rot younger people into accepting gore.
the same way fat pedo redditors praise bombs being dropped on anyone but blacks and white trannies.
The jelly is supposed to be fun. Having actual viscera (besides intestines for some reason) immediately snaps people back to reality.
People don't collapse into red goo when an unusual force is exerted on them.
he hasn't seen the videos of people getting turned into red mist by heavy machinery
good for you I guess
please fuck off you stupid i
Thats fucked up.
Why do girls enjoy this shit
Kind of reminds me of that video that used to pop up on Anon Babble before that place just because a depository for TikTok cringe and cuck porn. The one where the three Indian kids are in that shitty third-world elevator with no safeties, and the child-sized space between the inner gate and the outer door, and the two other dipshit kids unknowingly close the third one into that space, and then the elevator starts moving, and the kid basically gets rolled up like the big guy in Temple of Doom.
main girl and cop from the second movie implied to still be alive
Huh. Kind of surprising actually.
well all my hope for new Final Destination movie is gone
Damn that sucks. I wonder what you could hope to see in a FD movie that isn't in this one. Accidental lynchings ?
Please, go ahead and show me any chinese factory video about people consisting of 90% blood and no bones and especially no skin.
Hell, even that woman who got her hand into a hydraulic press only had a flat hand afterwards. By that movie logic it would have burst into a gallon of red liquid and random gibs.
A car will knock you off your feet at only 10 MPH
Anon...a Car has a hell of a lot more mass than a Soccer-Ball does...
I was hoping for practical effects, not shitty CGI slop
There are practical effects, until people are getting mauled. Same as in the previous movies. I for one don't wanna see obvious puppets getting chopped up, it's too goofy.
So I guess I feel like the whole premise of this movie is lost on me. I got the concept of the first one, some young people were supposed to die in a plane, didn't, and then "death" had to find them elsewhere and in sort of shocking and unexpected ways.
But it seems like at some point whoever was writing it was just more obsessed with CGI blood and turning random objects and scenarios into Rube Goldberg machines where completely random people experience mass-casualty events just so they can CGI in lots of people exploding. Which is...a thing, I suppose, but does it really need to be a whole feature film? Not in the sense of some moral objection or anything, just I wonder what is actually being accomplished narratively.
Like, specifically that last video where the chick is hanging by her finger, and then just falls and gets face-impaled on rubble. Is anything specifically improved by having the camera follow her just so you get to watch that exact moment close-up? Did that somehow improve the scene?
I wasn't talking to you, penisbreath.
I don't think the CGI is faring much better anon.
This shit is like The Mask tier.
looks pretty good, a puppet would be way too obvious. Ehh whatever i'll never watch it anyway
OK, so all the people in all those houses are dead?
Kind of defeats the whole point of the series up until now.
The story I've always heard was that some guy went to get an MRI scan while he had a metal butt plug in his ass. The magnets turned his anus into a railgun and fired the butt plug like a foot into his body, and he had to get emergency surgery.
How do you escape in this situation?
One of the MRI techs at the hospital told me a story about a tech that wore a metal necklace into the room and broke her neck (but didn't die). Again, I had a hard time believing it because how could she be so dumb.
MRI are always on
True
techs always do their jobs
False. I have been a janitor at a hospital with an MRI, the techs are lazy about checking staff. Had a incident where I got a broom to levitate.
Killing yourself and getting brought back to life is the only way, killing other people gives you their remaining time.
It gets silly when you overdo it.
But what if death does something quirky and makes sure you don't resuscitate after death? Also, how is death defined here, by the heartbeat stopping?
Death is NOT messing around this time
A toon killed my brother. Dropped a piano on his head.
what if death does something quirky
FD5 was the last one I watched and the nigger character actually killed someone to get his time but then it turned out by the end the person he killed actually only had a few weeks to live because of some massive aneurysm that was building and then a plane blows him up.
Saar do the needful!
Why do all these new zoomer horror movies have abrupt FULL body CGI deaths lately? They don't just die, they get completely flattened, crushed, squashed and their blood and guts explode everywhere. It's so over the top and fake looking that you don't feel anything watching it, just a detached bemusement. Sudden death is treated like the punchline of a scene. No stakes
We're living in a post-liveleak world
That’s what I’m getting out of this. I’ve literally seen absurd shit like this happen thanks to india and china. Not the whole rube goldberg sequence but people getting cut in half in an elevator, check. Crushed by compactors, check. Set alight by a gas main, check. Crushed by unsecured loads, check.
I assume there’s someone who gets turned into spaghetti by a lathe somewhere. How about turned into the whacky inflatable tube man by an industrial press?
how does it feel to peak when you're a kid
is this the worst shill campaign in history or is this some zoomer cope when they associate their personality with a franchise being good when it's turned into blatant low effort slop? Practical effects will always be king, CG looks like utter shit. You're watching these trash movies for le ebin deaths and the deaths are just shitty CG slop.
No I mean specifically the trapped in a garbage truck situation
Not even close brother. I could regale you anons with stories, but you'd never believe it so why try? You guys think anybody who isn't a vigin is a bullshitter, lol.
I'll fap to this later, I'm busy now
Good props, already did this one
all these weebums
Shit's hilarious. No way it wasn't intentional.
I dunno if I'm desensitized to gory deaths, but this just makes me laugh. I watched only the first two FDs, but they weren't this laughable, despite some silly shit.
Uh, someone get Guliermo Del Taco on the phone, they ripped off Hobbit 3!
Too busy to fap? Lies.
I didn't know they were making a new final destination. It seems like they managed to misunderstand a very basic formula
Correct.
Chinal Destination
You guys should check out The Monkey if you haven't
It's like Final Destination but slightly more looney tunes
It never takes anyone else but the person who escaped death.
It's never worked like that though. I'm sure there are many examples but off the top of my head: when Claire dies in part 2 at the end in the hospital. The shit blew up the her and the black dude and other people that were in the hallway that didn't have shit to do with it. Death doesn't really care about killing random people to get to the people it needs to clean up.
Because it's funny and grotesque.
Socialising knowledge of capital should be encouraged, not chastised. Thank you for your service in keeping the streets actually clean and saving people's health. I'd rather all my tax money go to people like you rather than cops and bioengineering neonazis.
correct
degenerate satanist goycattle seething in the replies
Based, I especially like that they denied the main girl the diginity of a cut to black or dramatic slow-mo like the ones in almost every other movie got, they just smear her out of hand and for laughs
TRUST THE SCIENCE
You should have filmed it though. It would have made an epic mehmeh
It makes sense once you understand the first movie started off as a script for a one-off episode of the X-Files and wasn't envisioned to be much more beyond that. There are two FBI agent characters that were originally Mulder and Scully that serve as a remnant from the original script and they added a few more death scenes/ characters to bring it up to feature length. Most of the first movie is primarily a paranormal mystery similar to a standard X-Files episode, where most of the plot is the main characters figuring out what's going on.
The problem is that you can't really do that mystery plot more than once since the audience knows the score already. The stinger at the end of the first movie is meant to be a twist ending to end on a certain tone (you can't escape death, the list just resets), but has since been the justification for the sequels. Unfortunately this means a lot of the other movies consist of large sections of the main cast running around trying to figure out what's going on (even though the audience obviously does) and rushing to save other characters only for them to get liveleaked at the last minute. Then the last scene is usually the survivors dying anyway.
The sequels have tried to get around this by leaning into either:
1. Playing into people's fears of mundane parts of modern life brutally killing them. The most effective IMO, people still remember the Highway scene from 2. Most of the obvious ones scenarios have been done already thugh.
2. Using the audience's expectations of the death scenes to heighten tension via Rube Goldberg scenarios (this has quickly diminishing returns)
3. Introducing some new gimmick mechanic for the protags to possibly beat death (dying then being resuscitated, creating new life, killing someone else) which ends up not working anyway (except for the girl from 2 apparently, which was the lamest solution)because they need more sequels
4. All else fails? Goreslop
Just people dying.
The second one is the only one that's actually worth your time, the effects are still mindblowing.
Neither of your statements contradict each other?
It seems like they managed to misunderstand a very basic formula
Think about the worst death imaginable. Spoiler alert: it's a car accident (FD2).
Gigli
Is that the actual tagline?
they just smear her out of hand and for laughs
Is the best part of this series
I remember being a weelad and busting ropes to the whores in the tan salon
I think Columbine was used as the spearhead of school shootings in the "WaR aGaINST TErRoR" campaign, maybe even as the first excuse. There were shootings before it.
Did any of the woman teachers ever give you the sexy eyes?
It's all in the details, like how the blonde with the big tits takes off her goggles when it starts getting too hot but the brunette with the little titties doesn't, then as they start to burn in one cut you see the brunette clawing at her eyes because the plastic is melting onto her eyeballs
killed by a falling piano
yeah they definitely know exactly what they're doing
turn to page x RPG novels
I had one of those and it is one of the strongest and happiest memories of my childhood even though everybody around me was equally baffled as to how it should be played.
There was a shooting in Arkansas a month right before Columbine where two kids pulled the fire alarm and sniped a bunch of kids and a teacher as they lined up outside. It got forgotten. What made Columbine stand-out imo was the double-suicide at the end, that had never happened before.
Best piece of Final Destination coming through. youtube.com
Holy shit! I never heard about that. Kids do the darndest things.
No sexy eyes, but on the last day of 3rd grade, the class lined up at the door and our teacher gave everyone a kiss on the mouth as they left. She was some 60 year old hag whose breasts stuck out of her stomach. We called her "stomach tits" and she ratted me out for making drawings of blood shot eyeballs.
What the fuck is with that formatting, let alone the typos and grammar. Are you trying to give Godzilla a stroke?
The movie is literally only out in the third world what do you expect
wait...this is ACTUALLY the new final destination movie? I thought this was some cheap pajeet straight to dvd ripoff
underrated
I thought this was some cheap pajeet straight to dvd ripoff
It is. They're just giving it a theatrical release for whatever reason.
Also, why release this shit in May anyway? If you're gonna shit out a horror film, put it out in October. This is Day 1 knowledge.
Also, why release this shit in May anyway? If you're gonna shit out a horror film, put it out in October.
the horror slate for September/October is actually stacked this year. Guess they wanted to plop it in where it could be the main draw for it's opening weekend