Imagine seeing this when trying to pee. Damn

Imagine seeing this when trying to pee. Damn.

c-can he even pee?

He couldn’t be in season 2 because he no longer has a penis to do this with

You don't need a penis to pee, he's fine.

Shlong status?

didn't this guy lose his dick?

Rod report?

he needs to sit down to pee

Penis predicament?

It falls out of his bumhole lol

we will never be able to discuss jeremy renner on this website seriously ever again

grim

More like Jeremy nopeanner lamow

Cock condition?

Was he ever discussed seriously before ?

Peeing problems?

How did the missing penis meme even begin?

Thanos snapped it away

lower half got ran over by a snowplough

He didn't drive so good

Tranny bit it off

not uncommon in middle age.

look after body, bros ;_;

missing penis

how dare you

He doesn't use a toilet anymore. He has a catheter because he no longer has a a schlong. So he'll be okay.

This was before the accident.

He hopped out of an industrial-tier vehicle without taking proper safety precautions so his wang got wrek'd.

Lost dangalang

Half of money been proposed in next film

Dick declaration?

The gender pay gap is real

You guys shouldn't make fun. One day you may run yourself over with a snowplow.

Rod Report?

circumcision

Should a get half the money because I have half a little Jeremy?

His exact words

So we all agree the photos were a genuine humiliation ritual right? Nobody would take a bunch of photos of themselves all fucked up and cockless to post on social media

Thanos snapped your Dick

Wang whereabouts?

Cock circumstance?

QRD on his dick? I never knew his dick got broke but what I'm picking up from this thread is that his dick is broken.

Sausage Status?

There was never much discussion but at least there was a bit more variety in the ways people laughed at him, bringing up his retarded app or his gay role in the pink music video. Now all you get is the autists spamming the same tired lines over and over and over again.

The snowplow ripped through his pants and the tire ripped off his dick, flinging it dozens of meters. Stray dogs then ran up and ate it so there was no way to reattach it. I hear he is in talks with Ellen Paige about getting a flush lump penis made from their arms and they will get matching tattoos on them.

Imagine his pelvis as a dry dusty Arizona desert and upon searching for a the cock one would find only tumbleweeds bouncing along his baron nether region

baron nether region

Those southern barons at it again. There's talk of rebellion, and foreign coin.

the tire ripped off his dick, flinging it dozens of meters

God rest its soul (allegedly)

Circumcised cock doesn't have a soul. The soul is stored in the foreskin.

foreskin forecast?

Thanos would be a very shitty gardener.

I WAS RIDING THROUGH THE DESERT ON A HORSE, WITH NO COCK

Lost dangalang

OH BLACK BETTY DANGALANG

I don't get it

youtube.com/watch?v=7oMcFupuL78

good old times