Why would you need 4 toilets

why would you need 4 toilets

Daphne took massive beef wellington shits the size of footballs four times a day so most of the time at least three of the toilets were out of commission and recuperating. This is canon.

a modest four bedroom four bath high rise apartment frightens and confuses the yuropeasant and thirdie

How could Frasier afford such a massive penthouse apartment? Even being a major local Seattle area radio talk show host only pays so much.

He married up. Do you think Lilith would allow her son to visit his father in some peasant's hovel?

How about no toilets?

En suite
En suite
En suite
For guests

Makes perfect sense to me

He was a successful practicing therapist in Boston before moving to Seattle.

You retards have no fucking clue how much early 90s and 2000s radio hosts made do you?

They try to keep that lowbrow Everyman aesthetic to keep you from lynching them when you find out beans fart jokes make him a multimillionaire.

He poops in the plant. This is cannon.

Based. I've been shitting and pissing in a 5gal bucket for nearly a decade.
#bucketlife

It's good compost

Money plane

because 4 people live there. yes, eddie is a person.

They beam the poop out of your stomach directly into waste containment facilities.

If you hold poop in your stomach, you have a bigger issue to deal with...

why not into space

I keep mine in my wallet.

He has the transportation guy literally beam the shit out of his intestines.

you don't need 4 toilets for 4 people, 1 would be enough

Damn straight to India

What sort of poor people bullshit are you on?

frasier thought he was going to be living alone there though

So? Who says a man can't have multiple bathrooms? I live alone and there are three bathrooms in my house. Sometimes I take a shit in the guest bedroom bathroom just to switch things up.

That would work right?

Right bros?

couldn't they just shit outside

so whilst he was gaping women in his bedroom, his dad would hear everything?

1 bathroom for four people is literal living below the poverty line tier shit bro. You need a minimum of 1.5 bathrooms (two toilets, one full shower) for four people or that 1 bathroom is going to be a nightmare logjam of people waiting to use it all the time. Especially if there is, allah forgive me for uttering the word, a woman living there.

It's 90s Seattle, not current day India.

Frasier would be lucky to lve in a van now faggot

t. I'm not a straight white male

have to go through a bedroom to get to either of the bathrooms with an actual bath

what if you've got people staying?

It's taken apart at the molecular level and used to feed the molecular replicators.

A room for him, a room for his son, and a guest bedroom.

shit infront of worf's quarters

light it on fire with your phaser

he gets shit all over his gay uniform putting it out

tell him "it really klings-on"

laugh self to sleep

NTA but the value of radio content has crashed while the cost of real estate in Seattle has skyrocketed.

And? He was a psychiatrist first, radio host second.

The whole thing was that he didn't have a practice any more.

No it wasn't.

Does he not have a street saar?

How much do you think psychiatrists in current year typically make? It's $270k, which is a very nice salary but a three bedroom, three bath high rise condo in one of the best neighborhoods in Seattle with that view is going to be over two million (verified on Zillow as the lowest price for this criteria).
$270k is less than half the required salary for a two million dollar home.

Anon, you don't just stop being a psychiatrist because you take a job as a radio psychiatrist. He literally even opens his own office in the later seasons. Also dreary rainy Seattle has no lack of people looking for a shrink. Saying Frasier would now be "living in a van" because radio doesn't pay as much anymore might be the most sub-90 IQ gorilla subhuman take I have ever read in a Frasier thread.

Yeah, and there are a lot of $270k a year earning doctors living in vans right? Just take the L and fuck off already.

He is canonically a day one investor in Microsoft

Do this true

At least Picard is a true communist and shares his shitting quarters with the rest of the crew.

If he can't afford a massive apartment he will have to live in a van down by the river

Jesus Christ.

It was. He only starts again in the final season and I can't remember if he even sticks with it after that episode. In episodes where he gets suspended or fired from KACL he's always lazing around the apartment because he has nothing to do, which wouldn't be the case if he had a practice.

It's a stage built for a sitcom that used to be a bar set, no bachelor lives in an apartment that huge. The Shangri La was much more realistic

No it wasn't. And he has enough money to just lay around his apartment when he gets fired from KACL so even if it was your point is still bullshit. At no point is the "whole thing" of the series that he doesn't have a practice anymore. He wasn't disbarred or something, and he could start a practice anytime he wanted even if he kept doing radio.

you don't just stop being a psychiatrist because you take a job as a radio psychiatrist

It's portrayed as exactly that in the show. Just look at the story arc where Frasier loses his job as a radio psychiatrist. He has nowhere else to be outside of the apartment.

I'm a bachelor and I live in a four story colonial with eight bedrooms and four baths by myself. So you're wrong and you sound like a dumb foreigner.

Why?

How does that make it that he stopped being a psychiatrist? Are you an ESL or something because I don't think you know what some of the sentences and terms you are posting mean.

I take long shits so living with anyone in a house with only one toilet is anxiety inducing.

Because I can.

I'm aware but I assumed you had a reason instead of just being bad with money

How am I bad with money?

Maybe you should watch the show again. You obviously haven't seen it in a long time. Don't you remember Niles making fun of Frasier for not doing real psychiatrist work anymore?

he could start a practice anytime he wanted even if he kept doing radio.

Yes, but he only had a practice in the show at the very end and for that one episode where Niles convinces him to start work in his building.
Frasier is only a radio personality for the vast majority of the show.

This post becomes more and more obviously true as the thread goes on

LEL

Are you retarded or something? If Frasier was still a practicing psychiatrist during the show then he wouldn't have been aimless and constantly at home when fired. He would be doing work in his practice.

I'll ask again how that was supposedly "the whole thing" and how that makes him "not a psychiatrist" anymore. Maybe you should rewatch it again and pay attention this time. The show was more about the interpersonal relationships between classes and different generations, or a person uprooting their life and moving to a new place to start over, than it was about him not having a practice anymore. Frankly the radio show WAS his practice in the most simplest of terms also.

Because you're living in a giant waste of space. If you inherited it that's one thing (making you a trust-fund fairy), but unless you're gonna start a family it's just a big pointless building

Are you retarded or something

The fucking irony.

literal man children are losing their memories over a TV show that came out when they were teens

I made my own money, and before a person starts a family they are a bachelor. You're saying I should live in a one bedroom shithole below my means and with much less free space because... Reasons? I bet you also think I shouldn't have a big yard for some dumb fucking reason too. Could you please go be a poor retarded faggot elsewhere? You sound like a fucking pink haired commie.

Literal third worlder poorfaggots get told as fuck and try to move the goalposts because they got embarrassed on a Tibetan basket weaving subforum

It was the whole thing because his job was to be a radio personality. He moved from his life as a practicing psychiatrist in Boston and became a radio personality who used his knowledge, and then would refer callers to real psychiatrists.
Frankly, it feels like you're trying to move the goalposts now that it's clear that Frasier wasn't really a practicing psychiatrist during most of the show. The whole thing about his working situation is that he was a radio psychiatrist and wasn't practicing anymore. That wasn't the whole thing about the show.

UM ASKCHUALLY CHUD YOU SHOULD LIVE IN THE ISO POD AND EAT THE BUGS AND YOU SHOULD USE THAT LAND TO HOUSE IMMIGRANTS AND FARM FOOD TO DONATE TO HECKIN VALID TRANSFOLX OKAY?!

Like where, in the guest bedroom?

And I disagree and think you are wrong and think you have tried to move the goalposts from the original comment several times with an answer that is, and was, wrong. So, have a good day then?

It's a Frasier doesn't rape Daphne during one of his dry spells episode

This show is very unrealistic.

and before a person starts a family they are a bachelor.

For the sake of your dumb investment I hope you're not a dysgenic incel who brags on Anon Babble then.

muh yard

Who cares? You're rationalizing your decisions to strangers who don't care

The only reason you think I'm stupid is because you're a strawman I made up

You thin-skinned pussy

DURR LET ME TELL YOU WHY I CARE AND THEN SAY I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'M A FUCKING RETARD HURRRR

lel shut the fuck up and go dilate you dumb faggot

wherever is an inch of space we must import some pajeets or niggers and feed them so they start muliplying asap

I hope you get deported to india and never touch the internet again

I disagree and think you are wrong

Unironically, facts don't care about your feelings. The fact is that you're wrong. Whatever you think about it doesn't matter.

I didn't realize making basic observations about your life would make you apprehensive and fussy

Every. Single. Time. Then they completely misunderstand the point of the show because their tiny peasant birdbrains can't comprehend American superiority. You hate to see it!

I'M NOT MAD YOU'RE MAD! XC

Pathetic. Take a lap fatty. Maybe the local communist party headquarters is giving out government cheese again, you should go check.

Makes shit up

You retard

You're such a basket case

I agree, the facts don't change the fact that you're wrong and low IQ. Sadly nothing will ever change those facts no matter how hard you make believe they will.

This post is quite disingenuous, you know, nigger

It's been a long time since I've seen the show. Was it ever confirmed that Martin's room had it's own bathroom? Was the laundry room just off of Daphne's room confirmed to exist? I don't recall any scenes taking place there.

Cry about it commie. Enjoy your shitbox while I drink a beer on the deck overlooking my 84 acres of land.

To take four shits, obviously? Frasier suffered from dysentery after a trip to India. Doctors never could determine the exact cause and just said "don't go to India."

Are you projecting and posturing because I rightfully called you a dysgenic incel?

The laundry room was changed into storage for Frasier's stuff and when Daphne finds out about it she has a shitfit because she's been carrying laundry to the basement the whole time just so Frasier could have a little room for his cork collection or some shit.

i hate how this guy is supposed to be a classier sitcom character. I want this shitter to make a quote from the 1870s play HMS Pinafore at me and chuckle to himself in self congratulations and act surprised when i slap the shit out of him and force him into a crack den to tell that same joke to some crack whores and when he tries to be modest and leaves i push him over and he lands on a corpse of an OD victim on the floor of the crack house and laugh while he is forced to watch Rick and Morty while some crack man sucks his limp dick and he drifts away in a euphoria of bottom feeder trash television as his gay ass three piece suit gets stripped off him by yet another crack man who will slap him if he even so much as reacts to the theft

No, are you projecting and crying because I rightfully called you a retarded commie faggot?

No u

So I was right on the money

Okay, keep us posted.

No u

So I was right on the money.

Maybe his butt hurts?

it's actually an insane luxury for every room/person to have an individual bathroom. i didn't realize how kino that was until i encountered it in real life. you don't have true freedom unless you can just use the bathroom at any point without having to consider other people in the household.

I fucking hate poor people so goddamn much holy shit please go back to Africa with the rest of your kind.

Why do you keep replying instead of basking in your bad decisions, incel?

kek

What bad decisions? I'm not an incel either. Why do you keep replying instead of dilating your axewound you fat dysgenic tranny commie?

do americans really have secret shitters?

i want to run into him about 11 months into the future and see him in a state where he think's he's been raptured and his current vessel (his body) is disconnected from his mind as he experiences depersonalisation and derealisation. I see him walking absent and stonefaced with a fixed angry expression, his face gaunt and locked into one position as if the wind changed and kept it into place. He smells like handrolled cigarettes he rolls from discarded cigarette butts and he's biting the air, his teeth rotted as the heroin sucked out the calcium like a vampire and he's on his last three teeth - rotted stumps in his mouth. I want to recognise him in his new form as a crack man with his Hurley shirt, scoping out the McDonalds across the street to beg for food (begging being a growl he makes since he cant speak anymore) and stealing bicycles near the university grounds. I step around him with the knowledge that that cultured man is DESTROYED by the society he chose to ignore by being holier than thou

Don't you get it yet chud? You should live in a refrigerator box because having room in your house is literally a hatecrime and your property should be given to BIPOCLGBTQPMAPS+ okay? Oh my science will you just get it already ugh I can't even!

What bad decisions? I'm not an incel either.

I hope not since if you are your giant house meant for families, not thin-skinned single men who argue on Anon Babble is a waste of money

I learned "dysgenic" today so I'll use it in the same conversation

Nice job

the Normandy captain's quarters from Mass 2 are way comfier

Look at Joe Rogan's net worth

Did I hit a nerve fat dysgenic tranny commie? Answer the question, what bad decisions?

Can you please go back to whatever subreddit you crawled out of because I'm getting secondhand embarrassment from reading your awful posts and I would like to talk about Frasier.

If you don't have a family you should live in some tiny 1 bedroom shack because... BECAUSE YOU JUST SHOULD OKAY!

Do you not even realize how fucking stupid you sound?

Answer the question, what bad decisions?

Are you retarded? I just mentioned it. Also by the by, if I had a giant useless house to live in I'd be confident enough to not post about it on Anon Babble like a loser

Can't name the supposed bad decisions and admits he's a poor salty retard

Great job retard. Gold star.

Incels would do good living in small houses alone since it'd save them money

Concedes out of illiteracy

Is that what you're doing? I can't figure it out because I don't speak retarded faggot.

He's right. You are retarded. Investing in real estate is one of the smartest things anyone can do. Dumbass.

Doesn't understand greentext

How can a man who can afford to live in a giant house be this retarded?

Concedes out of poverty

I understand greentext just fine, what I don't understand is your retarded embarrassing babbling. Again, kill yourself you dysgenic commie tranny retard.

I'm increasingly convinced you're talking out your ass anyway, since a proud homeowner wouldn't be this petty, obsessive and retarded
Good job on including "dysgenic" in your vocabulary btw

Fraser canonically was known to have a small posse of escort girls around him any given weekend. He divvied out much of his savings to them during benders

And I'm increasingly convinced you are a literal retarded dysgenic tranny mongoloid who got totally assraped and can't stop octupling down with his retarded bullshit. Kill yourself.

If a person can afford nice things they are bad with money

This is your brain on Anon Babblecommunism.

Can confirm, this guy's mother was one of his most disgusting whores. Sadly she never charged Frasier so Anon never learned how money works and he has to live in squalor. She did it for the love of the game.

Doesn't refute

It's retards like you that get things handed to them and have enough time to brag about nothing on Anon Babble

buzzwords ending with a lazy epithet

Trust-fund faggot

You come off as someone who fails to bathe more than 4 times a month.

I did refute it multiple times, I also told you I am not a trust fund baby and I worked for what I have and invested wisely, and no point whatsoever did I brag about anything, I just told the truth. Would you like to try again you dysgenic fat retarded tranny or would you like to close the thread and admit what a dumb fucking retard you are? I'm fine with either.

You got proven retarded and ugly and poor faggot. You 100% smell like rot and no one will ever love you. You will be buried under your real name in a pauper's grave and no one will care. Sorry!

Says the subhuman that thinks having more than one bedroom and bathroom is some sort of extreme extravagance

Be honest and tell us how old you are and where you live. I have a hypothesis and I want to see how correct I am.

I did refute it multiple times

By shitting out swear words and acting all retarded?

I also told you I am not a trust fund baby and I worked for what I have

"worked" sounds extremely generous in your case. Token jobs you get from your family is not work, retard

no point whatsoever did I brag about anything, I just told the truth

If you won't shut up about it on Anon Babble then you're a narcissistic loser

Tell yourself whatever you want to, you dysgenic tranny retard, you're still wrong and you're still a fucking retard.

I don't get you burgers. You loathe apartments unless it's in a high rise where it takes one business day just for the elevator to go up or down. I've been living in apartments my whole adult life like most yuropoors but I would never move higher than second floor.

HA I will make things up and tell myself they are the truth thus making me the winner!

Holy shit dude do you really not realize how bad you look right now? Please stop.

If you lied about this whole thing to look "cool" you'd be in a far more favorable position. If you were telling the truth then you're fucking pathetic.

It's a streetshitter. I already sussed it out awhile back. I'm just having fun making it seethe.

If you believe strangers on the Internet then you're a gullible tard

How so? Please tell the class.

That apartment's value is only going to skyrocket as Seattle's population explodes and less properties are available in such a great location. Not that Seattle is great but if you have to live there it's a great location and much desired. Seattle fucking sucks by the way.

Nigger you have been arguing with someone for an hour+ because you believed what they said on the internet and now you're arguing based on your own headcanon because they made you look like a fool. Please step away from the keyboard.

You're so pathetically insecure and narcissistic that you post about it on Anon Babble instead of acting like a normal person. Do you not have any self-respect?

You're right, I should've called him a lying retard from the start. I'll rectify it ASAP

It is called a "Guest's Bathroom", where if you have guests over they don't have to go through your whole house to take a piss, and yes I know this shocks the poor of the world.

At what point did I do that? Are you making things up so you can think you won an internet argument again retard-kun? Do you not have any self respect?

At what point did I do that?

You can reread the thread, tard boy
You're a liar and a loser and in your case that's the best outcome for you

Just stop. Holy shit bro I'm cringing so hard at your life that it's starting to make me sad.

So you admit I didn't do that and you're a lying tranny subhuman dysgenic faggot. Cool!

This is what the salary of a bad shoe salesman could afford in 1997

Have you seen the size of Maris's dumps?

shitting in the garage

Do burgerfats really?

It's pretty common for people to hang out in their garage and work on their cars and get filthy so I can understand the sentiment of not wanting to track oil or gasoline into the house. But you don't have a car so you couldn't picture that scenario. Enjoy your bus filled with pakis and Indians!

having more than one bedroom and bathroom is some sort of extreme extravagance

it is

not him but i live in bulgaria, why do you ask?

It isn't. People generally work 9-5 when they have real careers and Fraiser has a brother living with him. What he should wake up early to shower so his brother has a chance to use it to?

beam me up poopy

1 toilet for 4 people

Anon seriously. WTF?

It's 90s Seattle, not current day Seattle

One for pissing
One for shitting
One for fapping
One for showering

Fapping on a toilet instead of blowing your load all over your stomach and chest then falling asleep without cleaning it off

It's like you don't even jerk off.

ah yes, the showering toilet

Lower left.

If you could read a floor plan you'd see that three of the toilets are in full bathrooms.