PETER DINKLAGE IS STANDING OUTSIDE THE HANDICAPPED STALL WHILE YOU MAKE A QUICK DUECE WITH THIS EXPRESSION.
YOUR EYES MAKE CONTACT.
WAT SAY?
PETER DINKLAGE IS STANDING OUTSIDE THE HANDICAPPED STALL WHILE YOU MAKE A QUICK DUECE WITH THIS EXPRESSION
I've got a fridge with your name on it
i say omargerd, a halfling.
I would wait a while if I were you.
WAT SAY?
I thought I just flushed you.
I wouldn't say anything. I would kick him in the head, and that's what no one did.
I wouldn't say anything
NOOOOO STOP STANDING OUTSIDE MINITURE BILLY MITCHELL!
GO FIND MINITURE KARL JOBST TO BULLY
STANDING
barely
dwarves should be allowed to play dwarves in snow white Dinklage.
"From your performance I could see Tyrion is based on very real life struggles for you and I just want to say I get it man and best of luck."
"You mean the weight of being the smartest and sharpest person in the room all the time?"
"No, I mean the having to pay for every ounce of pussy you ever had."
how much you weigh, Dink? Bet you I can beat that right now *plop*
(done halfway to his Tyrion voice)
you said 'quick' man
in what world is forty five minutes 'quick'?
that was pretty good
grunt
kek
"DOES STINKY DINKY NEED TO MAKE A STINKY POOPIE?"
Hey it's one of those Mutants! What kinda powers do you have?
Dinkmidge thinks he’s tough. A few rounds of bowling will break him.
Why did he cockblock other dwarf actors so hard? What the hell is this guy's problem?
it's nice to be at eye-level, isn't it
I tell him I read this post in his voice
Don't mind the stinklage
you may be Peter Dinklage but between my legs it's just Peter, bitch
You normally have men between your legs?
Why would he need the biggest stall in the bathroom?
"sup nigga"
Peter means wang
Ask if hangs out with David Warwick and wink at him as I walk out without washing my hands
I wouldn't say anything, I would take a knee so we could have a face to face, because that's what no one else would do
I can't trash him. He's actually pretty cool. I work security at expos in Houston. He's actually a real stand up guy. Fuck warrick Davis. I've heard stories about that flesh barrel. Just a cunt.
He resents them because he's classified as being one of them. He's about as tall as you can get and still be a midget. If it wasn't for all the other dwarfs he'd just be a shorter than average actor instead of a member of a subspecies.
I met him working security at an expo. He's actually a really cool dude. Warrick Davis is bastard. I've heard second hand stories.
I've actually had this happen.
Someone knocks on door of handicap stall
Sorry dude it's gonna be a minute
Is there a reason you're using the handicap stall?
Mimic retard voice MaYBEH IM foOKin hanDICAPPED
HAS YOU TRIED OTHER STALLS?
Little child legs step up to door and beat on door
Come on man! Clearly gro... Adult man voice
Dude seriously I'm sorry it's flowing I cant pinch off a log it's diarrhea it's gonna be a minute
Guy stands close enough to the door tapping his little feet
Clearly a midget
Finish up and step out
Step around this midget giving me the evil eye
How hard is it to leave the handicapped stalls to handicaps? He says angrily
Lose my shit(just kidding it's all in the plumbing) but metaphorically lose my shit
The handicap toilet isn't any fucking lower than the rest and there isn't fuckign steps up there! I see you didn't bring a fucking box to climb up yourself do you need a boost?!
Stands there looking at me speechless
I wash my hands and he is clearly giving me the death glare the whole time
Walk out
He stood in one place the whole time giving me the evil eye
As I dry my hands off he steps inbetween me and the door as if he's about to read me the riot act
Do not know what possesses me to do it but instead of stepping to the side around him and take two wife quick steps and jump over him with a leg straddling each side
Swing the door open so fast and run out of there as I hear him scream WHAT THE FUCK
Feel kinda like I just made fun of the cripple kid
Tell a friend
He thinks it's hilarious and makes me tell the stories at parties sometimes
it wasn't for all the other dwarfs he'd just be a shorter than average actor instead of a member of a subspecies.
Bullshit. He isn't just a short guy. He has the cartoon dwarf proportions.
Big head
Short stubby arms and legs
Weird ass
If he was proportional and only 4'11 maybe but he's 4'5 so most child actors will be right about his height or taller unless you're casting toddlers and have them sitting down while he stands next to them
you don't speak for all midges, you have 3 trillion dollars you stupid bitch. the AI midges they used in that one slop movie were so retarded, and thats your fault.
Meter Dinklage
You have Chinese men between your legs?
I know that he'd still be a midget no matter his height. I was saying that because he's so tall for a midget he resents the other midgets for reminding everyone that he is still a midget.
Wouldn't the he be too small for the handicap stall? I thought we wuz equitable and shiet
show him all of the Warwick Davis copypastas and tell him that he's next
"If I always pay for it then why did your mom give it up for free?"
Then he puts his ray-bans on, does a 360 and walks away. Checkmate, anon. You've just been Dinked.
The cutoff for midget is 4'10" for women and 5' even for men. He's really not that tall for a midget.
Why would he need the handicap stall? He's just short, not a cripple.
gotta tinklage, dinklage?
He can use the urinal allllllll the way to the side. The one that's about 8 inches lower than all the rest.
What third world shithole do you come from that you don't have doors on the public toilet stalls
"No, I mean the having to pay for every ounce of pussy you ever had."
lol'd
I don't take shits outside of home.
Where are your parents?