Why a Palpatine?
Why a Palpatine?
palpatine fucked
Why a yellow lightsaber?
I'd rather not think about that
starslop
grow up
All the Skywalkers are dead and somehow Sheev's bloodline isn't. He really won in the end, huh
Dark Side Timeline confirmed.
I think Rey being related to no one is the more interesting choice and Rian had the right idea. I never finished ROS but making her a palpatine might be the dumbest move they could make
Because her teeth are Palpatating.
Remknder that Palpatine had ROUGH SEX with a lady. He shoved his wrinkly, grey, deformed cock into a pussy and banged and banged against her pussy until he ejaculated inside a woman.
This all happened and is canon.
So are all the Skywalkers dead now? That bloodline lasted literally 2 and half generations.
he looked normal in the prequel though
Rey is 19 in TFA, the sequels are set 30 years after ROTJ, and her mother looked like she was in her mid 20s in the TROS flashback, that means he had to have ANIMALISTIC GRANDPA SEX sex post ROTS.
She looks kind of like Sheev, doesn't she?
Also, she should have straight up been a female Palpatine clone ala Omega or that science bitch. That would have been a cooler reveal and would have made the internal struggle and identity issues much more interesting.
and OP still didn't
those crazy fuckers always have a lot of degenerate sex even in the old age
more like PLAPatine
subversion of the existing
what is good must be evil and vice versa
they let neurotic jews write a star wars trilogy
Her name is Rey Starwars and she is a nudist
Correct
I hate sand, it gets everywhere
Making Rey a Palpatine was actually a good idea, if only that was the intention from the start and explored in interesting ways and not tacked on in an attempt to rescue this unmitigated disaster of a trilogy
I don’t buy the Mary Sue thing anyway. I find the term sexist in itself because it’s, ‘Mary Sue’. I don’t think there’s a thing called ‘Ryan Craig’
Ridley brought up how "everyone was saying that Luke had the exact same [capabilities]," and she also took issue with the entire notion of a Mary Sue, noting that it's an inherently gendered objection: "The Mary Sue thing in itself is sexist because it’s the name of a woman."
Did they just assume Mary Sues gender
Daisy needed to shut up and stop speaking on behalf of Rey. If you want to be Rey, start acting like it. Pic related
She looks like she needs to be electrocuted.
that hairstyle is not going over brother
I like the Rey Anon Babble porn
Actually she is the one who electrocutes
Sith Rey could have redeemed the sequels.
THERE HE IS!
Spank that sweaty Jedi booty
Not sure about doing that to a chick with superpowers
I don’t think there’s a thing called ‘Ryan Craig’
It's called Gary Stu, fuck, wokeists are so stupid.
She was originally meant to be a Kenobi and even acted under that assumption. The Palpatine thing was very much damage control.
Kylo is such a lucky sith.
How, all he got was a kiss
What's the tactical purpose of exposing your tummy during combat?
Distraction
I wonder if she'll show me her Jedi.
Her Jedi powers, you mean
Saves time for mid fight under the clothes paizuri
If Rey is not a nudist in her movie I will not be watching it and I mean that will completely sincerity (I wasn't going to watch it anyway)
Understandable
BECAUSE WE REMEMBER HIM
Palp is semite-coded.
The Israelis that bought the IP wanted to turn the series into a parable about how they subverted the caucasian bloodlines.
Because she's made to become a Sith.
Empress Rey