My asshole always has poop in it, like I'll shit in the morning and wipe myself clean but later in the day I'll start getting itchy down there and have to wipe and there's fresh shit.
My asshole always has poop in it...
yeah we know bro lol all the boys call you leaky bum behind your back
you have enterobiasis
lose weight tubby
Bidet
I don't have that problem but my ass cheeks are always sweating, I have to put deodorant on my ass now
put a cork on it
nigga has a leaky ass LMAO
you're unironically just fat and all the shit bacteria is eating on your flesh on your asshole area, need to take a hot shower and wash your shit
just remember eating ass and shit has been normalized in society
You're not wiping your ass properly and the sweat that builds up during the day is making the crusty shit you didn't clean off wet and fresh.
Anal incontinence from you know what.
Television & Film???
Wipe
Wipe again, still shit
Wipe again, still shit
Wipe again, still shit
Wipe again, still shit
What in the fuck is this, literally what am i supposed to do? Am I to be in here for ages just wiping and repeat flushing over and over again for every shit?
You have hemorrhoids. You're either an alcoholic, fat or most likely both.
Eat a goddamn vegetable. It's amazing that some people don't figure out that what you eat is what you poop. Every time I eat, I'm thinking about pooping it out. When I put a meal together, I'm crafting tomorrow's poop. Always think three steps ahead.
imagine all that crust...just waiting to be busted......
just buy a bidet retard, they're as cheap as $30, and you can install it in 5 minutes with no tools.
I used to be in his shoes. The thing is the only joy you end up getting from life anymore is shit food. Nowadays I can enjoy a salad but back then I never could.
Get a bidet or use wet wipes. Or you can just shower after you take your morning shit.
CRUST SHACK
BABY CRUST SHACK
CRUST SHACK
BABY CRUST SHACK
You need more fiber in your diet. Simple as.
Why not just wipe and then hop in the tub and and shower your asshole real quick? It takes like 10 seconds.
1 out of 3 people have this so don't feel too bad anon. Nobody's perfect but I can see how it could cause a lot of stress throughout your day. Try eating more whole foods, drinking plenty of water, cut out sugar, and work on any constipation problems you may have.
people will tell you to get a bidet, but you should get baby wipes, its the compromise choice between a bidet and toilet paper
I shower after every time I shit or sit on the toilet bowl, which I only do at home.
I probably have the cleanest asshole in my city.
I always do a phantom wipe of my asshole through tje day because I get a phantom itch.
That why I spend an hour on every shit.
fat people don't like to shower. pain to get their pants all the way off if they don't have to.
1 of 3 people leak shit from their assholes throughout the day
That is an outright lie, loose sphincter anon.
Same, I think it's to do with my butthole being satellite dish shaped
Not OP, but I also have this problem, and I'm neither fat nor an alcoholic. I do, however, have hemorrhoids, which I seemed to get from doing squats. I regularly bleed when I wipe and I have leakage because my anus can't close properly. Fortunately I don't really have painful flareups
Nah baby wipes are killing the ecosystem when people try to flush them and are literally turning English and Irish beaches into poop embankments.
The real secret is doing what that asian lady did on the news and was ridiculed for it, which is keep a tiny spray bottle full of water every you go voila, wet wipes on demand with tissue paper.
It’s not as big a deal at home, but I’ll frequently take a dump at work as well and I don’t want to be in there for half an hour flushing 5 times because I have to re-wipe so goddamn much.
I shit at home 99% of the time, so I just wet toilet paper in my sink, as well as sometimes adding a dab of hand soap.
Not him but probably not. If any person over 45 is honest with you they'll tell you it happens. And most younger men are alcoholics so it's happening even more often in those age groups.
I haven't taken a bath in years. I wonder what changed. I installed one in my bathroom, but it's full of dust. I already had to clean it out twice because it was gathering so much dust. Yet, as a kid, I took a bath weekly. It was great, I could spend two hours in there.
Researchers say most people go through it at some point.
That only happens to me if I force shit
Natural shitting has no aftermath
I don't flush wipes even if they say flushable. Not using wipes is gross imo.
Keep a spray bottle with water.
Spray a wad of tissue paper.
Gape your asshole and really get in there with your first few wipes with the damp tissue.
But yea diet is the real fix.
No more fast foods, junk foods, or processed stuff.
Go to local chinese place and prioritise eating their stir fried vegetables.
Walk a lot after eating, like an hour minimum, promotes digestion and healthy compacted solid poos.
try eating more fiber and drinking more water
aren't stir fried vegetables at chinese places pretty greasy? ones with meat in them
mmm i love vegetables deep fried in gutter oil, a true american dish that one
They're not big enough to feel comfortable.
And if they're too big they get cold too quickly.
The Japanese style sitting ones are better I think.
Using wipes is gross if you can't flush it. What do you, out the poop stained wipes in your garbage can? Ew.
Just use regular toilet paper sprayed with soapy water, then regular water. Or shower after.
This dude's gonna tear up his asshole with the amount of work being done. Wet tp is only gonna make it worse. He should park his ass on the sink and wash it out with soap and water by hand then pat it dry, gently with toilet paper. I know because I've been shitting all my life.