I just paid an escort to watch a movie with me and I forgot she was an escort and we didn't do anything and she left

I just paid an escort to watch a movie with me and I forgot she was an escort and we didn't do anything and she left

did she like the movie?

I didn't ask desu

What do you mean, you didn't do anything? She watched the movie with you and you paid for that.

that’s a win for her. she’d be happy to see you again.

At least she didn't refuse to fuck you like what happened to me and still had to pay.
Probably the most humiliated I've ever felt in my life.

What movie

I paid an escort to clean and fold my laundry in the nude. It was worth it.

HA what was her objection?

Pig

:)

You were scammed, bro. I would feel bad about being naive, and not so much about muh ugliness

I paid an escort to do my taxes, is cheaper than an accountant

wait.. thats actually interesting.. can you like hire a escort and then tell her you dont want to fuck but she should clean your place? what was the reaction was she angry or happy?

It's smart to agree on the services before you give her money and meet, but yes, plenty will do a lot of non-sexual shit if the price is right.

Someone post the webm of the streetwalker refusing to do this

post a pic of her

I told her that I wanted somebody to do my laundry naked and maybe more. I offered $400 and she stayed 3 hours. At one point she made a funny comment about how it was pretty boring but better than getting cum in her eye.

This?
youtu.be/Wc0-wSQd-LQ?si=XxWerF2oUCs-qsMf

No

Is that a fetish thing or did you literally just need your laundry done and figured "meh why not naked, too?"

NTA but naked cleaners is a big thing

Nta but I paid one to clean my kitchen in the nude once and it was pretty kino. Kept asking if I wanted to jerk off or something but I was just happy watching, she had that hour glass super fit thing going on that /fit always has threads about.

New caviar dream.

I just needed some laundry done and wanted the company. Hadn’t seen any tits in a while and she had nice ones so I figured why not? I wish regular broads would show me their tits for petty cash. I mean what’s the big deal? I’ve got $20 and you’ve got a rack so let’s parlay. I don’t need to cum on them or anything, just a visual so I’ve got something nice to think about when I zone out at work.

It'd probably be cheaper to hire someone who cleans as their job description, they'd probably be better at it too. But the escort may judge it as easier money than being fucked and accept.

It'd probably be cheaper to hire someone who cleans as their job description, they'd probably be better at it too.

actually true..i dont know what i was thinking lol

b-boogie?

The professional cleaner may not do it naked though. It’s also likely they aren’t an 8/10 either so sure from a utilitarian standpoint it’s the better pick but if you’re trying to stare at some tits and ass, the escort is the way to go.

I pay hookers to recreate movie scenes with me. Nothing sexual. A few get really into it and want to have me as a regular client. Others are just weirded out and it' a one time deal for them. Been doing it for 14 years.
I'm not even autistic and it's not even a fetish. I just hate my life ad like to pretend I'm an actor about to be in a movie that could be my big break in Hollywood. I'm pathetic, but I own it.

Why not go to an acting class?

Escorts are really hit or miss though. A good one is worth every penny but sometimes it’s just awkward and if I wanted that, I could’ve had that for free with some random broad. Really should be allowed to talk to the pimp about a refund. Every other business I frequent sends me a survey every other week so the least Tyrone could do is send me a customer service survey and maybe a 10% code once in a while.

Why not just act like you took the class?

Would be too real when I discover I have no talent. And hookers a fucking nice. They are good enough actors that I can't tell what they really feel about me.

It's a service. If you go to a restaurant and you don't like the food, you can't get a refund either.

Sex is overrated
Not bad
Not condemnable
Not dirty
Just not worth the headache

You should lodge a formal complaint to her pimp, preferably in writing and posted recorded delivery.

King

For example, giving massage on a naked chick is 10 times better than just thrusting, le cumming and going to sleep like a wild beast.

This. It would be a superpower to realize this when you're under 30-40 when your hormones are raging. After you've slept with a number of women, some attractive, sex loses some appeal.

I have no respect for a man who doesn't clean his own mess

Still not watching your whore propaganda movie
Fuck off

tfw the prostitute unironically made fun of my dick length and said that she wouldn't fuck me again because she was leaving the city (she wasn't)

Are you brown? Most resturants will at least offer me, a white man, a different meal.

Give her opiates and watcher her zoom around your house cleaning. Just maje sure she doesnt knock over you $400 tsunamia tripod bong.

Just out of the shower naked cuddling mogs sex

I have no respect for a so-called man that washes his own clothes

it’s a service

Yeah and if it sucks there should be restitution rather than your cuck “just eat it” attitude.

I really hope a woman made this post. This nigga fantasizes about giving massages kek

What about out of the shower naked cuddling but you put your penis insider her and she likes it?

Nta but uve always wanted to wash the feet of a prostitute.

tfw I paid a prostitute to play tabletop D&D naked with me once

Apparently it wasn't even that weird of a request according to her. I wonder what else she's asked to do? stomp on cockroaches naked? Bathe in mustard and ketchup in a bathtub? Write reviews online praising Joker 2?

I got an escort to let me throat fuck hervwhile she lay on her back with her head over the couch. The whore had an unbelievable gag reflex. Came down her throat and everything

Shit on a glass table with a dude underneath the glass? The possibilities are endless.

I would pay a hooker to act as me while I wear her clothes and act as her.

I just raw dogged and creampied a 20 yo jav slut visiting my city. Shit was so cash.