Lmao, imagine writing this shit unironically

lmao, imagine writing this shit unironically

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BIG

Hate that Guatemalan looking Guatemalan being cast as anything other than Guatemalan

For the amount the guy was paid I would gladly write something 1000x worse.

They're right. It doesn't really matter how Palpatine came back. The fact is he's back. If your house is on fire you don't need to worry about how the fire started. You just put the fire out.

the guy

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the jew

why bother putting in effort when you are getting paid for a movie even the biggest dick riders knew would be shit

somehow it was left in the script

You can write this shit George it doesn’t mean I’m going to say it.

It confirms that Poe didn't have Fornite installed because he would've heard Palpatine's message there.

it was a wasted opportunity to not cast him as Gomez Addams and have him do an homage to Raul Julia, but they just had to go back to Gomez being a ugly fat fuck

Go to bed Rian.

Isn't it obvious to you that they do this shit on purpose to fuck with you? You're cattle to them. Their "gods" literally gave them a "Divine Right to Rule" because they were engineered to be an intermediary priest class (so you could be ruled by proxy). Dieu et mon drois.

Star Wars is inspired by humanity's influence in space. The Empire is based on the German federation and military that operate up there (Mars, Luna, etc). Everything else is esoteric Kabbalistic symbolism. The Sith are based on the Schwarze Sonne cult and the Scythians, who the true "Aryans" descend from. The Jedi are based on the Egyptian knights of Djed (Djedi), the Cathars and the Templars.

The Axis powers won WWII, the German elite breakaway civilization in Antarctica and on Mars worked with the US to create a cover story and worked out a few deals to add genetic diversity to their colonies (through taking 15,000 Americans per annum to serve in their military).

actually kind of based to get paid a bunch of money to write this dogshit and then also pad your credits with such a big budget movie

I think that line is the main thing that sunk the sequels
everything else that's bad could be looked over, but this? resurrecting main villain gloriously killed earlier with "btw he's back" is just not something that you could ever handwave

Where is Guatemala in Star Wars world

cokiaano it's an outer-rim world in hutt space
the entire planet is one big jungle and the people there collect moongo beans with xr-464 agricultural units that generate a magnetic field that draws in the ripe moongo beans falling from the jabu trees to a catchment net that stores them in an airtight unit for collection. they live in small burrows in the ground and they sell the moongo beans in 1980's styled new york food carts in coruscant