International Woman's Day

Prove you're not a misogynist and name a girl's film you actually like.

Triumph of the Will.

blue valentine

Easy, Heathers. Also that girl-shroom is cute :)

Mean Girls
American Psycho

Jeanne Dielman, 23 quai du Commerce, 1080 Bruxelles (1975)

I am a misogynist and refuse to watch anything writen or directed by a woman as well as anything starring women in 50+% of the leading roles. The same rules apply for shitskins and gays since I am racist and hate gays as well. Lastly I will not watch anything written by, directed by, or having a tranny in it in any role since I hate trannys

Mean Girls

There are tons of "girl movies" and "girl songs" I like.
I am a misogynist, though.

Irreversible

Belladonna's Butthole Whores 3

even if this is a joke, still super-fucking weird

kill women

with kindness

Why? I don’t like women, shitskins, gays or trannys so why would I want to watch something featuring people I hate:

Mikey and Nicky

Women have been nothing but incredibly nice to me my whole life, aside from a whore teacher who admitted to us that she was in an open relationship. She called me a virgin and she got in trouble when I told my parents and the principal (who was a nice Latinx lady).

TOTAL FOID DEATH

Ignore the other guy, your head is on straight. I’m seriously considering switching banks to the one that has the least number of browns on their main webpage, not out of spite or racism per se but simply because they’re telling me that I’m not their preferred customer (a middle aged white male millionaire)

blue waffle

Legally blonde
Ella Enchanted

Would.

Also.
Lady bird.

A poor black Cuban dirt farmer is probably happier than a hypothetical middle aged millionaire who posts on Anon Babble

mushroom wojak is quirked up tranny shit

Irreversible

how is this either a joke or weird? You a tranny or something?

Mean girls (the original) and Clueless

Flippitybop

Sure. What does that say about our relative societies?

You never saw American Psycho?

fucking weirdos, yuck - mental institution material right here

International Woman's Day

05/09

Nigger, what?

you type like a woman, but we both know youre a tranny wannabe. Kill yourself, I have to get drunk so I can hit my wife tonight

Point Break(1991)

You're brown, though.

women are stupid emotional children and need correction and discipline

I guess Divergent or Maze Runner.

Wrong month retarded.
It's May, not March.
Also YOU

sociopathic fucks

your emotional name calling doesnt change the facts

american psycho

I unironically really like watching Love Actually every single christmas sometimes more than once.

Mean Girls
Clueless
Heathers
Pride and Prejudice

Girls don't "get" movies.

Well frankly I first had a thought similar to this when I saw a turning point USA flyer years ago with a photo of a Cuban man with his wife and daughter in a ramshackle kitchen full of utensils, pots and pans, and a couple hot plates. The caption was something like “blah blah communism blah blah living like this sucks,” but what struck me was the man was clearly happy. He had a wife. He had a child. He was smiling. I couldn’t help but wonder what he’d have to say if he found out this family photo was being scattered across college campuses to berate him and his life as a lesser lot, something that should be feared and used to inform political decisions.
Not to fetishize poverty and not a particular defense of the Cuban government, more just how we perceive happiness and what our fears of becoming “lesser” say about us. Obviously being poor can cost people their health, time, and sanity, but I just didn’t understand why a best case scenario of living poor was being demonized.

A girl's film, hmm...
Capriccio (1938)
It's about a girl whose late dad taught her to be a tomboy and then she goes on an adventure or something.

I have been ignored and belittled by women my entire life until now when I have a stem degree, own a house, a nice car and go on trips in my rv all the time. Suddenly women are throwing themselves at me but now I'm too jaded to ever be in a relationship and all I can focus on is smoking cigarettes so I can die of cancer at a young age without killing myself so my parents don’t feel TOO bad about themselves.

Drop Dead Gorgeous was funny

He is intimately connected to the means of his own survival and happiness. He gets to watch his crop and family grow and mature. He gets lots of exercise and fresh air while doing so. I get to watch numbers go up and down on a screen. I’m not saying subsistence farming is easy or ideal, but it’s definitely much more real

Josie and the pussycats

I do think the tangibility of one’s direct labor has a significant correlation to happiness or at the very least worth. This doesn’t mean physical labor necessarily, since there are many forms of physical labor that feel (or are) pointless. But there’s something about desk work where at its worst you can’t even say you’re getting a workout.
I remember in college I had a job as a “supplemental instructor” (basically an official tutor), and no one showed up to my sessions unless it was the day before a test. I was still required to submit study materials I had designed 3 times a week for my 3 hour long sessions to show I was actually putting in the work to prepare for students that never showed up. All fine and good, but putting the work into designing worksheets and presentations knowing they’d never be used was maddening. Pretty much the only time the job was any amount of enjoyable was before tests when everyone showed up, and even then it was frustrating when these frantic freshmen would never show up otherwise even if it helped them. I ended up quitting halfway through the semester out of annoyance, and then the professor for the course quit, which made me feel worse since the students probably definitely felt they’d been ditched then. But I probably would have stuck it out if even one student showed up or I wasn’t forced to make busywork assignments that wouldn’t get used.

I have had similar experiences, and no one who hasn’t had to do the equivalent of TPS reports (or unused study guides, as the case may be) can ever truly appreciate how detached our system has become from reality. It’s unsustainable

Maladolescenza

I watched that one recently. Very very pretty girls

Damn what's with Germans, Italians and French in particular being such unabashed pedos?

Whatever feelings shroomjak evokes I want a horror movie out of that

Birth of a Nation

Woman cannot make good movies. because they do not truly understand conflict and the feeling of not belonging anywhere.
Inherent value stunts their creativity.
This is the truth.

They can make ok shows when they only have 20 something minutes to work with but it is impossible for a woman to make a legitimately great film.

No, I'm a misogynist.

watch Enter the Void on shrooms

there's a film within the film that talks to you

watch it sober

it's well-made but just floaty trippy nonsense

where did the secret sub-film go, shroombros? can i get it back?

Kolobos. It freed the use of razor blades from the patriarchate monopoly. For STRONG and BRAVE women.

Doesn't count, it's based on a man's work.

He evokes joy

he cute

Point Break is an all time kino as is American Psycho

I kneel

For another fun story- when I worked survey, we had to fill out TPS forms in situ after every single 100m mark on a transect. Then we had to spend the rest of the day post-survey transcribing all the forms done digitally on to paper. Even though we could be in a 5km stretch with no noticeable changes in soil profile or landform, we weren’t permitted to copy any fields. It all had to be manually done. We’d also have a guy in the office whose job was to watch us do the forms live and call or text us while we were in the middle of the field to tell us if we made an error. Instead of just… fixing the error. Which he could do because he had full access to the forms. I’d get called mid-trek through a marsh, calf deep in mud and this guy would be calling me about how I accidentally marked B-186 as B-185. I get that QA QC is important but we would’ve saved a crazy amount of time not doing all that nonsense.

But, I am a misogynist

North Of Normal, starring Canadian actresses Sarah Gadon and Amanda Fix

the girl on the right blows the girl on the left out of the water

I'd spore her

Foot

whoah

Other way around

What do you mean, a film directed by a woman or a film that is girly? I need to know before answering

That’s what makes it not. Nothing gets me going harder than a hot chick and a clearly inferior girl side by side.

Women's Day is in March.

Eva's butthole looked nice there

I am a mycologist and refuse to watch anything writen or directed by a mushroom as well as anything starring fungi in 50+% of the leading roles. The same rules apply for sporepeople and moldmen since I am mysophobia and hate mold as well. Lastly I will not watch anything written by, directed by, or having a fern in it in any role since I just fucking hate spores of all kinds

Sleeping Beauty, came for naked Emily Browning, stayed for the most literally me character I've seen, and it's beautifuly shot

This. I also enjoy Sophia Coppola movies. But also this

I am 31 years old and I never even kissed a girl

I like Mean Girls I bet it'd be fun to be a hot girl I would kiss and all my friends boyfriends and suck their cocks.

I watch a lot of girl centric youtubers. The algorithm is 100% convinced I'm female.

Nah it knows you're a porn addicted sex obsessed gooner.

The Matrix

Spiceworld

nah I'm not jacking it to clothed girls on youtube. I get ads for makeup, designer handbags, and tampons almost exclusively

can't. hate cunts too much

Heathers

Silence of the Lambs

Near Dark (girl director, multiple female-y plot elements)

Annihilation

Any decent musical

Any woman-lead film where she's hot and it's not unbearable (say Immaculate, Sweeny's tits do a lot of heavy lifting)

>Near Dark (girl director, multiple female-y plot elements)

neat, been wondering about this one, will give a watch soon.

i read Twilight (at the time) and it was terrible. watched the film recently and it's just really dull.
i want some fucking teen-girl/middle-aged-woman vampire romance slop. reee.

(thanks anon).

Watch The Moth Diaries, starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon

The Matrix

look at mushroom jak

see tranny

?

what exactly constitutes a "girl's film?"

starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon

that's a dealbreaker, sorry

Cucked opinion

I watch kdramas

Agora, I love Rachel Weisz

B A S E D
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Damn, Bezeredes truly had big shoulders

bro stop you've been patting yourself on the back for 5 hours now..jesus

Is this website unhealthy?

wat

y r u gae

I am a misogynist, though.

Had me worried for a moment there.

There's Something About Mary, if that doesn't count The Notebook.

better than modern american slop

The Pickup Artist is better but Winona is my secret shy scruffy gf so theres that. Were meeting up this weekend for cheeseburgers and a drive in movie. I bought her a presebt, its a locket with a picture of a cheeseburger inside.

eurghh their eyes are all slanty and their fannies go sideways eurgghh

Mean Girls is funny

hmm you might just stroke out and end up a vegetable instead, with locked-in syndrome so you are totally awake but unable to move or speak. For fifty years. While jamal the janitor pays you special visits but you cant scream.

he hasn't watched The Professional before

Why are you here?

Kolobos

Good movie - I saw it on the horror channel about 20 years ago and have never seen anyone mention it since.

I’m not even joking,I was indoctrinated by the feminism of the British education system, and then encountering actual feminists and seeing the hatred and vitriol they have for me and my fellow males, and seeing how modern, mainstream Western media is so gynocentric, made me a misogynist. It was a mistake to give women the right to vote, or at the very least women should have been stringently vetted before being given the right to vote on an individual basis.

all men should require 2 more years of schooling to civilize them before sending them off for mandatory military service