my mom is watching the Last of us season 2 in the living room

my mom is watching the Last of us season 2 in the living room

she tells me that she doesn't like how Ellie looks

I show her a picture of what Ellie looks like from the game

she proceeds to tell me she's "done with this show"

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Now ask if she can fly, bobby.

Normal reaction

Your mum already has one downie child in her life

my parents gave up on the show when they killed joel. my mom fucking lost it and ranted about how the entire show was a total waste of time and how could they do that etc. she was so angry she just started insulting all the other characters out of spite. she even dropped the word "dyke" in there a few times. my dad asked me if that's what happened in the game and all I could do was smirk and nod as my mother continued to yell in the background.

the funniest part about the show is that the actress who plays abby was originally supposed to play ellie in a canned 2014 movie adaptation of the game.

Cant tell if you are trolling

Why would that be a troll?

Is your mom hot?

He still lives with his mommy

I still live with my mom but she's not alive.

I'm 36 and I still live with my mom. So do most other millennials because boomers destroyed the economy.

Bootstraps. Pull yourself up by them.

I'm 36 and bought a house and my dad lives with me now because ge divorced my mom.havent talked to my mom in over a year. I love my dad

What other words did your based mother say?

My mom is such less of a faggot than you and your mom that she wasnt even interested in watching one episode

Call me when she says the lesbians and domestic abuse champions, homewreckers and rabid anti- males. Then you call her based and cheerish that woman for all of her life.

i don't wanna. it's comfy here and my mom rocks, plus it's a big house and my mom can't even hear when I bring my gf over to fuck her brains out.

I’m visiting my parents right now from across the country but my mom only reads and my dad just likes getting drunk and watching old dad kinos. Tonight, it was Overboard, skipped forward every 2 minutes lmao

You don't have a GF... Stop lying.

Why skip forward?

I'm 36. We got to have a normal upbringing and learned how to be normal humans right before smartphones and social media and swipe apps ruined everything for every subsequent generation. I played sports as a kid and lost my virginity when I was 15.

You don't live with your parents at 36 and have a girlfriend you fucking liar.

I'm not sure why you think that's so weird. She's 24 and lives with her parents as well. Maybe you're confused because you conflate living at home with being an unemployed loser, which I'm not.

so do most other millennials

anon, have you really not done anything valuable in 36 years?

why do people always think lesbians are more domestically violent? it's obvious guys don't get reported as much because chicks are afraid of being murdered by a man

Who knows, he’s drunk and likes certain scenes

Things that never happened

Seek help.

have you really not done anything valuable in 36 years?

I have an office job, so... no.

I'm 36

She's 24

Pedophile

Why did Boomers really like The Last Of Us so much?

it's weird as a self-respecting man but you do you, you probably at least have a financial edge to buy a starter home or something

probably because it's on HBO which is an extreme normie channel.

i can't believe this pedophile freak is bullying the appearance of a 21 year old child

Anon, now is the perfect time to redpill her on the jq.

This is actually the desired reaction, and their aim in general is systematized misery, scientifically 'make it worse on purpose'. Even simpletons have the discernment to see shit for what it is faster, it's just buttressed by the biggest most tyrannical information control since Babylon.

Jalapeño quotient?

dykes have nearly twice the race of domestic abuse reports as heterosexual relationships, and anonymous victimization surveys corroborate this.

the obvious answer for is that having to put up with women's bullshit is the catalyst for becoming violent, and a lesbian relationship has 2x the amount of women's bullshit therefore 2x the amount of violence. for reference, gay men have the lowest rates of domestic violence.

im still bamboozled by how they found the perfect actress for Abby and made her play as Ellie.

they had her play abby because they were going to cast her in a tlou movie back in 2014 that fell through and they still wanted to throw her a bone. she said in an interview that while they were still in the planning stages of the movie she got to tour naughty dog's studios back then and druckmann spoiled tlou2's plot twists to her and everything.

oh wait nevermind I read that wrong. you were making fun of the down syndrome girl who plays ellie.