JP
Alan and Ellie are a couple. Only problem in their relationship is that Ellie wants kids but Alan can't stand them
By the end of the film, Alan has finally accepted children. The viewer knows they'll now start fucking like rabbits and will have many babies and form a happy family.
JP3
Nevermind, Ellie dropped Alan and married another man instead
lmao
Alan and Ellie are a couple
No they aren't.
Jews can't help but subvert everything.
I recently rewatched Jurassic Park and it really irritated me. I know it's a kids' movie, but most of the movie is just dumb suspense scenes with very heavy handed direction. There's practically no story, everything just happens because there would be no movie otherwise. Also Laura Dern's girlboss moments are so boomerish and dated. I bet Spielberg thought he was doing some revolutionary shit right there. Jodorowsky was right about Spielberg. He ruined cinema forever.
They were at least in a grey area relationship status.
Nevermind, Ellie dropped Alan and married another man instead
SUBVERTED EXPECTATIONS!!!
Alan literally tells Ian that he and Ellie are in a relationship
Lol that was such a trope for so long too.
hang on everyone... we're about to have an epic Woman Doing Something Masculine (TM) moment
everybody please clap
They hardly acted like a couple in the first movie. Not like romance was ever big part of JP so them not getting together in JP3 isn’t that big of deal for me. Wouldn’t have improved if the movie if they were still together
He does so a little unconvincingly though. Possibly he was just saying that to protect his chances.
I probably dont remember it perfectly and I don't care enough to find the clip.
Literally just to prevent Ian hitting on her.
She doesn't have any "girlboss moments". She does literally nothing except turn some lights back on and then narrowly escape getting eaten. You're retarded.
No he doesn't. Hes just doesn't like malcolm.
Post the quote.
The teenage girl did more, just because she happened to know an operating system, for some reason
Nope, you just fail to understand the cinematic language of a fucking children's movie. Wouldn't expect anything more from this board.
Name two girlboss moments
I thought the ugly hag that played her bitched about him being her romantic interest/boyfriend, because she was 15 at the time even though she looked 50.
There's many cringe lines right from the pen of a boomer retard.
But you still haven't named them.
Maybe go rewatch the movie, mmkay? I'm not here to spoonfeed your retarded ass.
Her big girls get it done moments are fucking cringe
I asked for two, you have now put more effort into whining than you would have providing two examples.
Especially if its as obvious as you claim.
I'm not going on youtube to find clips for you
Didn't they appear in one of the JWs? Were they a couple again?
She runs across a forest filled with raptors and doesn’t get eaten? But the hunter does? What?
You don't need to post clips. Maybe you need to watch some clips first though.
Great job destroying all your credibility. Why even post here?
I've not destroyed anything and I don't need to prove anything to you. I know I'm right and you can't do anything about it.
Raptor Smart, take out biggest threat first.
Even still she just run to a building while the hunter was getting outplayed. Hardly a girlboss moment even by modern standards
You're the one who was trying to put forward an argument, and you completely crumbled at the smallest amount of pushback imaginable.
Maybe you can't destroy what you never had, but your spine is looking a bit flaccid.
I would snap your faggot spine in half so fast you wouldn't even have time to blink.
I know it's a kids' movie
It's a Spielberg horror movie rated PG.
filled with raptors
There's 3. It's established that
there were 8
but a new, bigger one was introduced (totaling 9)
that one killed "all but two of the others"
1+2 = 3
I've had a life in gf before and I kicked her out/ I'd rather be alonel
Alan
Are people honestly this stupid? Or is this bait? Alan and Ellie are definitely a couple. There is no grey area about it.
They weren't a couple.
Or do you mean to tell me that it's normal for a boyfriend to let his girlfriend get hit on uninterrupted more than once while she blushes and allows herself to be caressed by another guy?
If that's your definition of a couple, you just might be an actual cuck.
Laura Dern was like 26 or something when she did JP.
23
funny thing is sam o'neill was 17 during that movie
Ellie's an archaeologist too. We first see her doing field work with their team in the middle of nowhere. If there is any female character with all right to be athletic, that's her.
The little girl is OTOH, perfectly contrasted. She's a kid, so she can run and all that, but it's stated she doesn't go out much because she's a computer nerd and that's why she's so afraid of the jungle I'm general.
Gotta work on your bait, bro. It's very lacking.
JP 1
clearly smart, capable, snarky with the 'women inherit the earth thing' and had some of the best tension scenes against the raptor
JW3 had some sort of falling out which I always took as more Alan being unable to let go of the dinos yet Ellie clearly still valued him that she's his go to in THE RIVER
JW
basically feels and looks like a totally different character who gets thrown into several downright pathetic excuse for action scenes with the other lady against bugs which made them seem more hysterical housewives trying to kill pests
I don't like to dwell on the JP series
some sort of falling out
She got married and had kids. People tend to drift apart after that especially opposite genders. They have responsibilities and other people to take care of, plus the spouse doesn't always like them being overly close. They were still good friends from years ago, so of course he could call on her in times of trouble. And Alan is a grumpy man who wasn't going to start his own family or have more close friends.