I drank the vodka bottles on the plane. I'm drunk right now.
I drank the vodka bottles on the plane. I'm drunk right now
Watch out, this movie quote will get you banned in no time.
We have this thread every day, chud
I took the benedryls. I still can't fall asleep right now.
I would be able to land a plane even if I was druk, I would just think of the hot latina stewardess I'm gonna fuck at the next stop and land it, simple as
Who even cares anymore? The site was an abomination even before the Jackening. Old Anon Babble would be howling for blood and vengeance if something like that happened back inm the day. Everyone just slunk back in defeated like the buckbroken fagmasters they are. Between the insane amount of bots and the limp wristed userbase the site is dead as fuck. Probably just going to leave again and forget everything about Anon Babble past 2020. It'd be nice if there was another active chan to migrate to but I think this whole culture is just done now.
They can’t hold us down forever. ALCOHOLICS UNITE!
post some drukpics, idk nothing else to around here
The real problem is the assblasted jannies. What bad does one /druk/ thread matter in the cataloque? I suspect they're alcoholics and got transitioned while they had been drunk for 5 months and then went to rehab and now they have to live with their dick and balls cut off.
It's technically happy hour
Sober up you pathetic wastrels. It's a fucking Wednesday.
May 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th, 7th, 8th I drank. I was intoxicated all those days. In fact I'm drunk right now.
Don't worry, the translucent spiders will come to take you away soon.
I will NOT sober up until we have a new Pope dammit!
Nothing like being hungover on a Thursday huh
can you believe that guy is 24 years old?
The sharty hack was an attack on the compromised mods and jannies, not the userbase.
Why would any /druk/bro who constantly gets 3-days give a whistling shit? Fucking retard.
Why the fuck should I sober up? I've got no place to be tomorrow and the world is going to hell in a hand basket. Lighten up buddy and open a cold one.
Lol I'm drinking a couple tallboys and enjoying life, you subhuman street trash.
That's still four more days of pain.
Literally me except I'm 5'5" and balding
A couple cold ones, turns to three, then six, then it's 4 Am and your lamp is broken
Have a beer, brother, and stop fretting about trivial things.
The janitors on this site took a real turn in like 2013/2014
It's not even the SJW influx that happened, it was just a bunch of fags mad that no one ever cared about their shit or whatever so they just cracked down across all the boards on whatever was the dominant culture
for Anon Babble it was actress threads, you'll have some people say it was just the underage ones that got pruned, but it was basically any thread about a woman on this board for a number of years, and that really killed a lot of the userbase here that weren't tourists for the occasional big movie release or popular TV show
pour that poison out check yourself into rehab or go to your nearest ER. watch out for the DTS or shakes
5 days sober
It's why there is no celebrity gossip board, it's legal liability akin to gangstalking lolcows. The chan cant host that sort of thing.
congrats on your 5 days anon
it's a young man's game, when I was in my early 20s I had the physical and mental energy to drink and still do cool stuff. Now if I drink I sit inside and do nothing, I need to be sober to actually do anything productive.
twisted teas are BACK baby!
16 days sober, drink up for me bros.
havent drank in a couple days and the insomnia is a bitch
It’ll wear off around day 5
That argument was nowhere 10 years ago.
People just acted like it was insane to want to makes threads about actresses here, one of the culprits was an ex-Anon Babble mod who got shuffled here for some reason, apparently he was no fun over there either, but he would get really upset seeing pictures of Bella Thorne or whoever
It gets better after a few days. These days it takes a week for me. If I go sober after a few days of binging it takes at least one all-night to get to sleep.
Anyone have any hardcore detox stories like this?
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Great work, anon. Best I've managed is 10 days off. Was boring but encouraging and I feel like a turboretard for going back. The first couple days back in the cans weren't even that good.
this whole culture is just done now.
correct. zoomers and alphas are on tiktok, instagram, snapchat, and discord. an ancient medium like this is basically albinoblacksheep or ytmnd at this point.
seethe
i detoxed around 30 times without medical assistance before finally experiencing a seizure and quitting properly two years ago.
generally 3-5 days of total insomnia due to intense closed-eye hallucinations of everything and anything imaginable.
i'm convinced anthony burgess or kubrick went through alcohol withdrawal because of the similarity to the ludovico treatment in a clockwork orange.
I've been close to the bottom. I think I got one more summer in me. If I don't stop after this summer I don't think there's much left to be done.