Elden Ring Movie by A24

kino?

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How will they adapt the Type A/Type B gender of the main character?

I AM THE TARNISHED

Sorry sweetie fromslop lost we're getting frenchkino instead

AI garbage

no thanks

Before Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 launched, it was reported by Variety that a big screen adaptation was in the works. Sandfall will be teaming up with Story Kitchen (Sonic The Hedgehog, Tomb Raider) for the project. “We’re thrilled to collaborate with Sandfall Interactive to bring the rich, immersive world of Expedition 33 to the big screen,” said Story Kitchen founders Dmitri M. Johnson & Mike Goldberg in a statement. “The game’s compelling narrative and complex characters provide a solid foundation for a cinematic experience that will resonate with both gamers and moviegoers alike.”

“Partnering with Story Kitchen allows us to expand the universe of Clair Obscur beyond the gaming realm,” added Sandfall Interactive’s CEO Guillaume Broche. “Their expertise in storytelling and passion for our vision make them the perfect team to translate our game into a captivating film.”

Japan lost.

Kek

Elden Stink is the worst nuFROM Souls game.

jack black as the tarnished

emma myers as melina

sydney sweeney as roderika

who could play the dungeater?

good, this game deserves a good movie adaptation. I think the chances of them actually getting one to be less than 0%, but a man can dream

am I a feminist?

yes. That will be $500

This is lewd as fuck and I’m not even into pits.

Zanzibart...forgive me...

i've beaten elden ring 4 times and i still have no fucking clue what it's about.

I stopped playing these games after bloodborne. I think dark souls 2 was the best they should make that movie instead

This shit is never getting made, look at all the slop they have yet to make story-kitchen.com/projects

That was a real post at some point, but they've removed it.

Bad idea. It has quite a lot of chances to be a mess

The world of Elden Ring is so interwoven with mysticism and metaphysics that you can't really traspose it properly in movie format

How do you represent the concept of channeling life as blessing or death as pure power?
How can a movie show without telling at least 4 different separate eras? How can you even bring up the Fingers, the Three Fingers and Metyr if you are not reading it through item descriptions? It's literally impossible to present Elden Ring or a Souls game as anything but an interactive medium, let alone

It's even too massive for a 6 seasons tv series, how the fuck can a movie cover the whole game? The Battle of Aeonia and Miquella's Order is a whole movie on its own.

I just can't imagine how it would work.

what will the story be? i finished the game and I still have no idea what it was about

If it takes place during marika's reign and shows the conflict with the mage's school and explains what the fuck the crucible is then it could be cool.
It won't be about a tarnished rolling around killing gods that is for certain

If it takes place during marika's reign and shows the conflict with the mage's school and explains what the fuck the crucible is then it could be cool.

How retarded are you?

Actually they should make a shadow tower movie that would work better.

the dung eater deserves his own movie. his goal, as i understand it, is to kill people and rape their corpses for all eternity. sounds like a real crowd pleaser.

If it takes place during marika's reign and shows the conflict with the mage's school and explains what the fuck the crucible is then it could be cool.

Its a Hollywood adaptation, which means a black lesbian girlboss in a wheelchair saves the world from evil white men who try to unleash evil CGI dragons that have absolutely nothing to do with the game.

If it takes place during marika's reign and shows the conflict with the mage's school and explains what the fuck the crucible is then it could be cool.

Play the game and you'll find out

It won't be about a tarnished rolling around killing gods

That's exactly what it will be, since they won't be able to actually tackle the lore in any way. Too expansive and reliant on visual mediums to even be coherently presented.
This is just a full length Secret Level

gonna be a leftist propaganda anti-white heterosexual male film

based?

Disco Elysium movie

It Takes Two movie

Toejam and Earl movie

fucking Teddy Ruxpin movie

lol what

Actually i think they should make elden ring since you guys take it too seriously.

Yes

Its a shame your mother didn't take contraception seriously.

The dung eater seeds the pox of the hornsent to generate more Omens, and seedbed curses create a mending rune that embeds the pox in the Elden Ring so that souls become wraiths and people multiply through Omen horns in a new cycle of life, freeing Omen from the torments

Cast this Giga-Stacy.

They are playing the long game. This company specifically purchases the rights to these and sits on them because they know Hollywood is creatively bankrupt and will eventually fork over millions to them so Netflix can shit out a Disco Elysium spinoff prequel of Kim’s early days as a juvenile gang officer.

be careful what you wish for

I find it funny that they’re now forcing these directors to make cash grab movies based on bing bing wahoo properties as a latest Hollywood gimmick. It’s probably easier for them to translate copro mascots to film than vidya which they never bothered with and have no idea what’s it all about