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Elden Ring Movie by A24
How will they adapt the Type A/Type B gender of the main character?
I AM THE TARNISHED
Sorry sweetie fromslop lost we're getting frenchkino instead
AI garbage
no thanks
Before Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 launched, it was reported by Variety that a big screen adaptation was in the works. Sandfall will be teaming up with Story Kitchen (Sonic The Hedgehog, Tomb Raider) for the project. “We’re thrilled to collaborate with Sandfall Interactive to bring the rich, immersive world of Expedition 33 to the big screen,” said Story Kitchen founders Dmitri M. Johnson & Mike Goldberg in a statement. “The game’s compelling narrative and complex characters provide a solid foundation for a cinematic experience that will resonate with both gamers and moviegoers alike.”
“Partnering with Story Kitchen allows us to expand the universe of Clair Obscur beyond the gaming realm,” added Sandfall Interactive’s CEO Guillaume Broche. “Their expertise in storytelling and passion for our vision make them the perfect team to translate our game into a captivating film.”
Japan lost.
Kek
Elden Stink is the worst nuFROM Souls game.
jack black as the tarnished
emma myers as melina
sydney sweeney as roderika
who could play the dungeater?
good, this game deserves a good movie adaptation. I think the chances of them actually getting one to be less than 0%, but a man can dream
dungeater
You rang?
It has no story. So it could either be a perfect empty container for Garland, or it could just be meandering dogshit that boils down to a concept art reel.
RAYS OF GOLD!
I love an easy pass.
who should play Sir Gideon Ofnir, THE AAAAAAAALLLLLLL
KNOWIIIING
who gives a fuck, he wears a helmet 100% of the time anyway
alex “I’m taking a break from directing” garland
The only positive is that me might rope cailee into this and put her in something skimpy.
I wanted Garland to direct the Death Stranding movie, but this is good too.
Cailee Cailee Cailee!
Women in general are so fucking stupid
am I a feminist?
yes. That will be $500
This is lewd as fuck and I’m not even into pits.
Zanzibart...forgive me...
i've beaten elden ring 4 times and i still have no fucking clue what it's about.
I stopped playing these games after bloodborne. I think dark souls 2 was the best they should make that movie instead
This shit is never getting made, look at all the slop they have yet to make story-kitchen.com
That was a real post at some point, but they've removed it.
Bad idea. It has quite a lot of chances to be a mess
The world of Elden Ring is so interwoven with mysticism and metaphysics that you can't really traspose it properly in movie format
How do you represent the concept of channeling life as blessing or death as pure power?
How can a movie show without telling at least 4 different separate eras? How can you even bring up the Fingers, the Three Fingers and Metyr if you are not reading it through item descriptions? It's literally impossible to present Elden Ring or a Souls game as anything but an interactive medium, let alone
It's even too massive for a 6 seasons tv series, how the fuck can a movie cover the whole game? The Battle of Aeonia and Miquella's Order is a whole movie on its own.
I just can't imagine how it would work.
what will the story be? i finished the game and I still have no idea what it was about
If it takes place during marika's reign and shows the conflict with the mage's school and explains what the fuck the crucible is then it could be cool.
It won't be about a tarnished rolling around killing gods that is for certain
If it takes place during marika's reign and shows the conflict with the mage's school and explains what the fuck the crucible is then it could be cool.
How retarded are you?
Actually they should make a shadow tower movie that would work better.
the dung eater deserves his own movie. his goal, as i understand it, is to kill people and rape their corpses for all eternity. sounds like a real crowd pleaser.
If it takes place during marika's reign and shows the conflict with the mage's school and explains what the fuck the crucible is then it could be cool.
Its a Hollywood adaptation, which means a black lesbian girlboss in a wheelchair saves the world from evil white men who try to unleash evil CGI dragons that have absolutely nothing to do with the game.
If it takes place during marika's reign and shows the conflict with the mage's school and explains what the fuck the crucible is then it could be cool.
Play the game and you'll find out
It won't be about a tarnished rolling around killing gods
That's exactly what it will be, since they won't be able to actually tackle the lore in any way. Too expansive and reliant on visual mediums to even be coherently presented.
This is just a full length Secret Level
gonna be a leftist propaganda anti-white heterosexual male film
based?
Disco Elysium movie
It Takes Two movie
Toejam and Earl movie
fucking Teddy Ruxpin movie
lol what
Actually i think they should make elden ring since you guys take it too seriously.
Yes
Its a shame your mother didn't take contraception seriously.
The dung eater seeds the pox of the hornsent to generate more Omens, and seedbed curses create a mending rune that embeds the pox in the Elden Ring so that souls become wraiths and people multiply through Omen horns in a new cycle of life, freeing Omen from the torments
Cast this Giga-Stacy.
They are playing the long game. This company specifically purchases the rights to these and sits on them because they know Hollywood is creatively bankrupt and will eventually fork over millions to them so Netflix can shit out a Disco Elysium spinoff prequel of Kim’s early days as a juvenile gang officer.
be careful what you wish for
I find it funny that they’re now forcing these directors to make cash grab movies based on bing bing wahoo properties as a latest Hollywood gimmick. It’s probably easier for them to translate copro mascots to film than vidya which they never bothered with and have no idea what’s it all about