Stephen King's The Long Walk Trailer

No thanks.

what happens when they need to take a shit?

You can stop walking/ leave the road for 30 seconds before they shoot you.

Haven't read the book, didn't even watch the trailer. I was just going off of my past experience with King's writings.

Let's show the whole movie in the trailer!

They just can't help themselves.

from legendary author stephen king

except it was published under richard bachman. Anyway, long time overdue adaptation and could be a good movie if they don't fuck up the ending

or alternatively

an american's worst nightmare

Cooper Hoffman as Raymond Garraty, age 16

Cooper Hoffman is 22

David Jonsson as Peter McVries, age 16

David Jonsson is 31

The fuck is up with this cast? There's not a single actual teenager in the trailer.

"I'll get to it one day." - Frank Darabont

...and he never did.

Nothing new. Austin St. John and JDF were the only actual teenagers in the cast.

dropped the book, pretty boring.
Just re-read The Stand instead cuz thats shits cash

You could read the entirety of the long walk before you finished a chapter of The Stand.

I prefer the Japanese adapation.

i know right, thats how boring it was and how good The Stand is.

Dude just won a jackpot of his life, he doesn't need to do any more films.

Yeah and who is Richard Bachman? Right.

Until the ending...

He won the national lottery?

Why?

God manifests and wipes out the bad guys

Sounds kino, too bad that was literally "it was a different time", and God would surely be the villain if King had his way in hindsight. Or,

Flagg reincarnates in a tribe of island savages

Pretty kino cliffhanger, "... or is it really over?!", ending to me.

He sued AMC for firing him from The Walking Dead and won. AMC paid him $200mil with royalty payments.

youtube.com/watch?v=YZe5Iu_Jv8Y
Good interview. Talks about The Long Walk.

Right

not a very nice guy

They are both good. It's just one is 4 times longer than the other.

For you

I guess that going for a walk is a horror story for Americans.

Why would you wear jeans if you were going to walk forever until everyone around you dies of exhaustion?

Damn, how many spinoffs is that going to take to pay off?

Jeans are durable. They are also poor teenagers.

The only thing I remember about the book is the guy who tries to jump one of the ATVs and gets disemboweled by machine guns.

People knock Stephen King but he's a great source of "jeez, that's fucked up" moments if you read him as a kid

The guy who plays Barkovitch looks like a male model.

This is about Trump isn't it

If Hamill was cast, yes.

No way

lol

What does Trump have to do with a totalitarian dystopia?

kino

Looks good. All of Anon Babble is definitely going to watch this.

the villain's gonna be some straight white Christian southern man

The villain is Mark Hamill ... I am not kidding.

Basketball shorts are like 8 bucks from ross. Jeans are expensive.

They should do a sequel where Americans have to compete with third worlders like people from South Africa, South East Asia, Eastern Europe and South America. South Asians like the Hindu pajeets have to be banned because they would obviously cheat by shitting on the road and causing the other countries's walkers to stumble and get shot.

Basketball shorts

They're walking through all weather conditions day and night.

Well Mark Hamill isn't exactly the "villain" the characters are pit against, a nerdy white kid is the antagonist amongst the contestants.

If you take it as a metaphor for the Vietnam war the Major is Uncle Sam and the villain is the US government drafting young kids to go off and die for nothing.

AIEEEEE

I'll watch it but I'll always wish Darabont got it.

still no Rose Madder movie

You would think that the themes would appeal to current times Hollywood. It's such an underrated book and proof, like Dead Zone, that King is better when he plot his books instead of his usual seat of the pants way of writing.

DUDE MAO COMMUNISM REAL THING BUT IT'S AMERICA BAD AND WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MEN BAD LMAO

getting tired ngl

Za Rongu Waruku?

white people and maine spooky

I only want to see pretty white people doing fun things with zero conflict!

Go watch the Hallmark Channel.

_R_N_E _A_ _A_

"Phrase"
R S T L N E

Based strawman erector

McVries is black? Fuck sake everytime

nigger named McVries

I hate jewlywood so much

No finish line

Wasn't the finish line Florida?

On le Death March... PEOPLE DIE?

They shit while jogging or take a few warnings while shitting quickly at the side of the road.

Lots of niggers
Gonna be interesting how they screwed in a fag plotline

Something about the font and colors and overall presentation makes this look like a promo for the Walking Dead.

There's already one. The kid's bother is addicted to enemas.

That's probably intentional because these hacks are retarded.

About fucking time. I thought the required speed in the novella was 4mph though

This book is gay as fuck. There's a massive amount of homolust between the main kid and one of the other guys. He offers a quick handy j to the protag on a couple occasions.

Le death game...le KILLS PEOPLE!? How could this be happening?

Lying tranny

Are Americans really that afraid of walking?

I thought the required speed in the novella was 4mph though

That's ableist.

Least-obsessed euro.

Didn't I already see this movie? Did the unhinged kike just replace aliens with Nazis?

Okay but this actually looks like a really fun premise executed well.

REE muh identity politics bullshit

Don't you ever get tired of being perpetually triggered by everything?

The book was written in 1979 you retard

Don't you ever get tired of being perpetually triggered by everything?

No.

The Bataan death march

The trail of tears

Even just westward expansion

Euros don't know how to measure distances and don't realize not every kebab shop in America is right around the corner walking distance. Americans have a history of long walks that they acknowledge most won't survive.

I wonder if they'll keep the setup that no one is forced to participate. It's purely voluntary, they know exactly what they're signing up for, and you can drop out at any time right up until the Walk starts if you get cold feet. Or if they'll take the easy way out and do the whole Hunger Games approach.

Exactly, all they do is wal to the local kebab shops and drive their cuckmobiles 50 miles to the next shithole and call it "travelling"

easy way out

cast niggers where they don't belong

It's a real mystery, Scoob

Exactly

Walk across Britain

Takes 2 months

Walk across America

Takes over a year

They really don't know shit about dick.

cardio horror movie

why must one of my favorite entertainment medium personally attack me.

. It's purely voluntary, they know exactly what they're signing up for,

I thought the whole point is it's a metaphor for disillusioned kids joining the army. They're kids like signing up for the military only thinking about the winning or becoming a hero back home not the atrocities they'll have to do(killing or pooping in the street)

The trailer gave so much away they probably changed the ending.

eurofags try to ride their gay Vespas across America

break down before they cross 2 states and cry for help

lmao

burger here, walked for an hour straight the other day and nearly passed out from the exertion

beat me to it
hard drop I hope people in uganda and sierra leone enjoy it

What did you win?

a decrease in blood sugar.
not worth it.

Nowadays that's just a Mr. Beast show.

Why would a burger frog have some foreign babble yak milk on his head?

yakult

I just bought that on a whim, pretty tasty

I loved the book, probably wont watch the adaptation.

I read the book not long ago. It was really good for such a simple concept. The black kid wore chuck tailors and the asshole kid laughed and called him a dumb nigger.

niggas everywhere

niggas
niggas
niggas
nigga
sniggas

everywhere

Makes sense niggas would sign up for the competition.

Honestly one of the main reasons I'm not even considering watching it.

That book was great. I read it 15 years ago and it really stuck with me

Early Steven King before he got into the pedo cult can be really good.

The only good actor from Alien Romulus so I don't care about the blackwash.

it's true and it's the kind of raw uncomfortable detail that makes King great

you dummies give proper racists a bad name lol how does it matter for this movie?

WARNING

the book is kino of the highest. this will be shit, I just know it.

Of the 100 who start the walk, only one survives, and he is granted the ultimate prize: anything he wants for the rest of his life.

Makes sense niggas would think "Infinite gibs for just walking? Sheeeeiit, dat's easy."

Because only one of the characters in the novella is a darkie, and he's dumb enough to wear Chucks in a voluntary death March, McVries is explicitly not a coon

I mean a guy's got to have a couple of friends on a thing like this. It's no good to be alone, right? Jesus Christ, Garraty, you know that. That Rank. He started it, Garraty. He wanted to tear my ass. Guys, they always want to tear my ass. I used to carry a switchblade back at my high school on account of guys wanting to tear my ass. That Rank. I didn't mean for him to croak, that wasn't the idea at all. I mean, it wasn't my fault. You guys just saw the end of it, not the way he was...ripping my ass, you know...

that book sucked so bad. king cant write endings to save his life

The book was kino and the ending was Garraty killing the Major, pleb

Btw Garraty was a bastard son of the Major and wanted him dead you illiterate retard

which one is it?

Good for him

Rage was better.

I read both and rage was kino too, long walk was different type of kino, they are not comparable bro

REE muh identity politics bullshit

That has been Anon Babble culture for over a decade now. Don't like it? Leave, bitch.

REE muh identity politics bullshit

That's you though. If Leftists stop shoving their woke race-bait into everything people will stop (rightfully) complaining. Simple as.
Not sure why that's so hard for wokeoids to develop an understanding of.

the ultimate horror for americans

Omg this is so relevant as a commentary on how DRUMPF walks people to death.

I hope they film Roadwork someday, the ending was peak comfy.

cute concept for our lazy as fuck filmmaking era

Why this modern King's adaptations looks so bland?

he died at the end

This. Didn't seem ambiguous to me at all.

it really was complete garbage

*this horrifies the amerigan shartistanian.

Sometimes I daydream about brutally getting into shape by joining a road construction company but then I rewatch Treasure of the Sierra Madre and daydream about brutally getting rich as a Mexican gold panner.

that was such a retarded plot point that only a retard millenial midwit would like

just read it on wikipedia. King can't write for shit

its good for 49 pages and then becomes the worst book ever written. king should be forced to do a long walk for being a terrible writer

Before The Change, back when there will still millionaires...

I wonder if they'll keep this line from the book

king should be forced to do a long walk for being a terrible writer

He was. And then someone ran him over with a van for good measure.

is it about chief justice Fargo??

LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD

It should have reversed over him and then hit him again

sure they can change the ending by Garraty trying to kill the Mayor and maybe succeeding.

the casting is solid, but i think Mark Hamil as the Mayor is a misscast, in the book he seems like a force of nature, big army guy. Hamil isn´t that.

I´m glad they finally adapt the book, read it in 2010, is a fun read.

Surprised they didn't shoehorn in any female walkers.
Maybe at the end Stebbins can reveal she's actually a girl.

Ted literally did nothing wrong.