sit down
order nothing
Sit down
Looks over in disgust
Sir would you please leave the seats and tables are for customers only.
one water please
That'd be 25 euro plus tips
How do you respond without sounding mad?
"no"
I said that to a waiter who asked me to leave and he just seethed and walked off lol
why is he cosplaying james sunderland?
What's he reading
His Kendra Sunderland cosplay was in the shop
no one tips in europe you retard
Kek, I don’t know how I knew it was a pornstar without actually knowing.
Mads thread?
You can't do that
Based m65 jacket enjoyer
absolute cinematographie
Yes, you will leave now.
No, druk thread
No I don't believe such thing ever happened.
I tried watching Another Round (Druk) yesterday
I'm a recovering alcoholic but wasn't worried about it making me uncomfortable or anything because I watch lots of booze movies since they're so relatable
But holy shit, it was too stressful watching them try to hide it and other people catching on but not wanting to say anything outright. I couldn't finish the movie because this aspect was just too realistic. I've never seen another movie do it quite as well.
don't you mean
How do you respond if you want to sound like Mads?
Usually you sit down and then they bring you the menu and then you order.
That'd be 25 euro plus 50% tax
There, better?
Taxes are included in the prices by default
Yankeedoodleland doesnt have sales tax + tip
Get mogged by Flavortown
no one tips in europe
...we do tip, but way less than the americans
oh shit, shots fired! no wonder Bourdain ACK'd himself like the faggot he was.
I should start smoking again
Nah the glamour is gone. Even buying cigs has been made as humiliating as possible.
tfw you will never be choked by Mads
yes ill have the uhh ashtray
thank you
How about you fuck off. Oh, and btw, just because I'm swearing doesn't mean I'm mad, in case you were wondering.
That's not true. American tourists do.
Konichiiwa my dude
There is literally nothing wrong with going to restaurants alone.
In America that's called trespassing and they'll go grab their grandpappy's shotgun.
go to restaurant in Ukraine
sit in empty room
nobody saw come in me except the lady at the door
assume that someone will come eventually
realize I've been watching Soviet Tom & Jerry on tv for over 30 minutes
decide to leave
the door girl holds back laughter as she could see from the street that no waiter came in or out of the room I was in
sit down
order nothing
still more kino than any movie in the last 19 years
People should pay for the privilege of just watching him smoke a cigar
that's not a cigar that's a fag
Ill have 1 large tap water please
Sit down where?
I go to my local Ramen place alone, used to go with my brother but he got sick of it and reckons it's overrated. Across from there is an """Italian""" place with awful food & shitty rap music, nothing authentic about it. Another place called Zeus does a Chips & Cheese wrap which is nice, gross chicken though. Grilled burgers are good but overpriced as hell & weigh nothing. Went to TGIF once and they told us we needed a reservation. This is all in one shopping center with a playground in the middle, kids relentlessly screaming can't just enjoy your meal in peace.
Inside is an awful big pretzel store & San Churros the homos go to have a coffee. By far the best place is Gelare, syrup glazed icecream waffles. My bros getting marred in 12 days we never go out to eat anymore
that costs money in yerrup
You can't smoke in my building and you can't smoke down in the parking lot, you also can't smoke at this little park next to the parking lot, so there is this rock of shame that we all have to sit at when we want a smoke. It's not even covered so if it rains you're just fucked.
oh ok then can i see the drinks menu?
*takes 20 minutes reading it*
*Leaves without ordering*
Would you like ice with that?
gives you one small shitty ice cubem
yes it is
mads is just really big
I thought he was just way closer than the cigar.
A polite and respectful way to respond depends on your situation. Here are a few possible responses:
If you're not a customer but just resting:
"Of course, I understand. Sorry about that — I’ll move right away."
If you are a customer or planning to be:
"Sorry! I was just about to order. I’ll head to the counter now."
If you're waiting for someone who's ordering:
"I’m actually with someone who's ordering right now. We’ll make sure to buy something."
Being calm and courteous helps avoid any conflict. Would you like help crafting a firmer or softer version depending on your tone?
Is ice free?
Is it okay to eat at a restaurant alone if you aren't a chad like Mads?
Implying Eutopoors can even afford to eat in restaurants
Sorry! I was just about to order. I’ll head to the counter now.
Then you sit there for 5 more minutes, finishing reading your paper then just walk away. Thanks for the tip, anon!
This is what non europoors think
Kek, it is always free here in grand Swedistan.
He didn't say why they don't tip, just that they don't.
to be fair they probably just hear the burger accent and then say it costs money
why is he dressed like the guy from Silent Hill 2?
door girl
What
tap water is free
Why arent you?
Seems like he actually prefers to take his meals alone when working.
There's a burger joint not far from where I live that even has a commemorative plaquette (I shit you not) stating Mads used to eat lunch there every day during the shooting of Dust Bunny.