Imagine not going to the kinoplex and so you've had the huge spoiler ruined for you lol

Imagine not going to the kinoplex and so you've had the huge spoiler ruined for you lol

You had to play fortnite to see palpatines big reveal in the new Star Wars

What's the spoiler? That nobody gives a shit about this film?

I've looked at this picture a lot and have a inferred Pigs silly pose inspired Ghost and Bob to also follow suit while as you move further left everyone is doing also a silly pose but not THAT silly. Basically I like Florence Pig is what I'm saying I think.

Seething

lmao nobody watches marvel anymore bro

Trying to laugh it off too after the defeat

Cringe

Is the huge spoiler that they're the new avengers? Because the dude said so in an interview that was readily available when I searched why the movie has an asterisk in the name

nobody has any idea what youre talking about, marvel isnt even relevant if you like film

Which interview? And yes, they don't reveal it until the last scene of the movie

How can you like film and NOT like Marvel? That's just pretentious snobbery on your part.

Pretentious snobbery

No it's not. I've seen every episode of celebrities in the Criterion closet I know what I'm talking about

Kek

Capeshit is antithetical to liking film with all of its faggy millennial writing.

A Marvel movie? Ok grandpa. Gen Z watches game movies now. Keep up.

They changed the title while it was in cinemas

How can you not like the same low-effort formula with nothing feeling at stake used over and over and over?

Anyone that isn't sick of it by now is functionally retarded.

I was sick of it. Then out of boredom decided to check the movie out and was taken aback by how much I ended up caring about these fucking Marvel rejects from shows that were terrible and I KNEW without seeing were just awful girl boss affirmative action hires. Fuck women. Fuck Marvel. Thunderbolts was a solid 6 or 7/10

Based giving a movie a try rather than following the herd mentality Anon

What difference does it make to anybody whether theyre called the Thunderbirds or the new Avengers? Does one mean something more than the other? It's just semantics. Being an Avenger hasn't really meant anything for the last 20 or so movies, it's just a big hotpot of superheroes.

Who are these bunch of nobodies? Fuck deeze niggas man

Oh shit, dey da New Avengers? Aight I'm finna check out dis movie

what the fuck are you even attempting to communicate?

You should look at the full picture. It would more easily communicate what that anon was trying to talk about. Or don't because fuck that and fuck you who cares. I guess me cause I replied. Oh no.

OMG OMG THEYY ARE THE NEW GOY VENGERS

OG avengers lineup is B list heroes (at the time) + Hulk

New Avengers lineup is G list heroes all around

How are they going to make it work?

They already said that Sentry is stronger than all of the original lineup combined. The rest of them are just a fine garnish.

He literally ended it as simple as he could possibly write it

Basically I like Florence Pig is what I'm saying I think.

Are you 12 years old?

Why are you asking my age? Are you a pedo?

whoa what the fuck?

Being stronger does not equate to being more interesting as a character.

I can't imagine anyone seeing those literally whos on the poster with the title "new avengers" is going to excite anybody who wasn't already interested. You could call them "the super duper mega ultra new and improved Avengers" and still no one would give a shit. It doesn't mean anything, they're not the Avengers anyone gives a shit about. People didn't like the Avengers because they were called the Avengers, they liked it because they recognised the characters and the idea of crossover movies hadn't really taken off outside of stupid B-tier horror movies.

It's a good thing the cast is more likeable than the original lineup then.

Keep telling yourself this lol

That's right Jay, they aren't the Avengers, that's why they are called the New Avengers and not the Avengers. It's to differentiate them you see.

I liked the Earth Mightiest Heroes idea of New Avengers being the actual new generation of OG Avengers with them struggling to fill their predecessors shoes.
Also Thor being an unwilling deadbeat dad because he had to rule over Asgard and being stuck in some space dimension to hold it together.

I will thanks.

here's that beautiful actress I was telling u about bro

You have good taste my guy, that is why we are bros my dude

Sentry will job to Thor and Hulk just like he does in the comics.

How? He has already said hes stronger than a God when he was talking about Thor and Hulk wouldn't even be able to get close to him.

Yeah keep eating your Mcdonald’s burger bro, that’s a fine cuisine right there.

inb4 food analogy

That doesn’t make me wrong.

Keep eating your sun dried dogturds. They are the same colour as those black and white French arthouse movies you pretend to enjoy to seem cultured and with the same flavouring in the content.

Inb4 shit analogy

How?

someone will write it

Beyond someone manipulating Bob and the Void to their side, I can't see how any of them can beat him. When he's Sentry, a literal wave of his hand and he flings them to a different continent or space. When he's the Void then they are just fucked.

"yeah you're stronger than a normal God Sentry, but my God has a hammer"

*cuts to Thor smacking him and making a quip*

Done.

Imagine not going to the kinoplex and so you've had the huge spoiler ruined for you lol

The title had an asterisk, and anyone that isn't a normie retard called the """"spoiler"""" well before release.

Just as Stan Lee once said: "Whoever the writer wants to win is going to win"

Desolves Stormbreaker without even touching it

Yawns

Teleports behind Thor

Heh...

I care* about capeslop.

When he's Sentry, a literal wave of his hand and he flings them to a different continent or space. When he's the Void then they are just fucked.

Yeah, he was that way in the comics too. Then along came the new flavor of the month called Knull that raped him and the void before killing him. That was 5 years ago and the avengers are fighting bigger fish nowadays, making Sentry and Knull look like losers in comparison. Power levels mean nothing in capeshit a writer can make Galactus job to Spider Man if he wants.

I've seen word here and there about comics fans going "yeah but what's this Sentry gonna do about KNULL" and have had no idea what they're talking about. He's another spider man symbiote or some shit right? Amazing.

Marvel seem scared to touch the Symbiotes and Knull so far and he was fucking wasted in that shitty Venom Last Dance movie. Maybe Brand New Day will change that.

Marvel should have been more scared during early Phase 4 because boy did they touch some shit that would rather stay comics only.

I'm still pissed with how they fucked Gorr up. He should have been introduced alongside Knull.

is anybody going to actually name the 'spoiler' or what? go ahead, i will see this movie in probably 7 years from now on a particularly slow day, on my second monitory.

He's the God of Symbiotes, also called the King in Black. Some ancient being meant to guard the universe or something, who made symbiotes to do... something. He's a really lame character that is so hated he hasn't appeared again since the event that introduced him. His most notable feat is forever blowing the fuck out of Sentryfags by utterly decimating him in front of everyone, without much effort, and then doing the same to the void.

They changed the name of the film to "the new avengers". Some on this board think it's an act of desperation but they literally mention it in the movie and an asterisk has been in the thunderbolts title for literal years. This was always planned so I don't even know how it's considered a spoiler.

I think those anons are pretending to be retarded. The ones who believe it's an act of desperation. Christ I want to believe that because I'm pretty fucking stupid but good lord no way.

Disgusting mouse shills aren't you ashamed?

I have so many (yous) for you. Just reply I'll give you as many as you want. No disrespect I'm here for you. You're not alone.

that's mostly because knull's creator didn't know shit about sentry and marvel editors are incompetent retards

You're not alone.

But that also prove's Stan Lee's point. At the end of the day, arguing power levels in comics is pointless. Whoever the writer wants to win will win, even if it's due to their own ignorance. It happens all the time to other heroes. There was an issue of Wolverine where Hulk got beaten up by a Gorilla. Just a regular Gorilla with no sort of buffs or powerups.

It was only monkeying around

Serious question. What ever happened to her? I thought she was one of the strongest characters in the MCU?

So are they gonna fuck?

If only they dressed her like this in MCU she would wipe the floor with Florence Pig

the white dad has a mutt son

but Anon Babble told me it was the other way around!

wife material

So the strongest marvel superhero is a schizo methhead?

Marvel has more wmbf than bmwf, it was literally the twist in one of the spiderman movies

Emilia clarke is the strongest

she is semi retired at monica's house in new orleans. waiting for monica to come back from the x-men universe. no reason for her to show up here in nyc when it isnt a national or global threat.

And no one saw that show so they can never use her again lol

Dunno man, sometimes she's very cute but other's she looks like an ogre.

Is it really a spoiler and everyone and their dads were saying it was going to happen?

Only if you go watch it this weekend

Some of my friends are pissed at it, they haven't seen the movie yet and then seen this today.

What did he mean by this?

Yeah
he'll likely be used as the big ace in the hole against Doom only to job horribly and lead to Secret Wars.

What? Captain marvel is in space right now. She is probably looking for MonicA

Who is Monica and why is she lost in space? Does anyone give a shit?

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I don't watch this stuff please spoonfeed me

No

one of the worst moments of his life

me cycling through my animations when i get noticed in public

No, she's captain marvel black niece and she has light powers and because of multiverse bullshit she was transferred to the X-Men universe

the marvels ends with captain marvel moving into the house in New Orleans and saying to ms marvel she's just looking after her house until monica gets back.
Nobody cares about monica. Monica is some bitch from the wanda tv show that got powers from an accident in that show. She isn't in space, she is in the x-men universe. She somehow travelled to a different universe accidentally.

floppy opening

QUICK REVEAL THE MAIN ATTRACTION

I want to watch it specifically for US Agent. Is he based in the movie?

the fick in general is pretty good, I'd recommend it

I watched it for him and Sentry. I thought it was worth the ticket

Yeah he's pretty good in it and I didn't like him that much in the show.

Carol bros.. oh no

t b h sentry is the most interesting superman clone there ever was

need help?

No, CUNT. I got this.

what a bitch

It's ok, she's just Australian

i can't laugh at guys like this anymore because i know they all function in society better than i do. i'm not autistic and its still funny behaviour to me objectively. but i know these cunts all have gf's and houses and i will never.

falcon and winter soldier was so incredibly cringe. just a whole lot of black people worship from the usual suspects. i'm very surprised they even brought back us agent. they really must be desperate, he was supposed to be the evil white, but he was the only good part of the show.

No, they don't. You have no idea what passes for GDQ audience, especially in recent years.

what is the context behind this shot? Why is she like this?

It would've been a clutch play if they had any good storylines and any good characters.
But they didn't, so...

It's a slice of everyone doing a fun pose for the camera. Pig did that. Cause it's funny. I don't have the full picture

It's her final form and how she was able to solo Sentry.

so which one of the 700 spinoffs does sentry appear in? i have no clue who he is in the mcu, only through videogame knowledge.

He only appears in this.

oh swag

He gets a good amount of screentime and is the leader of the group up until bucky shows up. Movie does Walker justice.

this is his first appearance, the doomsday movie next year will be his 2nd