They actually wanted you to believe this dude had women going through breakdowns over him LMAO

They actually wanted you to believe this dude had women going through breakdowns over him LMAO

rich

powerful

confident

If anything he should have had even more women

He's handsome and manly.

Ugly-bastard-attracted women are a serious problem, and you're laughing

I thought he was attractive throughout the series but if you expect me to believe he was only ~270 at the end, you've gotta be kitten me

He's fat as shit and bald.

fat and bald

Not a problem if you're masculine.

bitches were BPD

and?

Seasons 1-4 Tony I can actually see it. Season 5 Tony was at his grossest as a human being yet still pulled some grade A coos. Season 6 Tony was just a fat dad and/or grandfather coming to terms with his own mortality, which was ironic given that Jim died soon after the show ended living a lifestyle that could’ve been Tony’s apart from the mulingan he was sticking on the side.

Who banged more quiff? Tony or Don Draper?

fairly believable in any normal part of the world and not goyamerica.

amerimutts obsessed with the idea and image of being a gigachad to get women

just look at the hispanic dating world to disprove all that. hispanic women are gorgeous while the men are angry hairy manlets yet the almost exclusively fuck each other.

James Gandolfini washed down two orders of fried king prawns and a “large portion” of foie gras with at least eight alcoholic drinks just hours before he collapsed in his Rome hotel room. The former Sopranos star drank four shots of rum, two pina coladas and two beers at dinner with his son Michael on Wednesday evening, the New York Post quotes a hotel source as saying.The 51-year-old is said to have eaten back-to-back orders of the prawns accompanied with mayonnaise chilli sauce at the Boscolo Exedra Roma hotel’s outdoor restaurant during the 7pm meal, just hours before he suffered a heart attack He is said to have eaten the entire meal by himself, along with two rounds of a pina colada with two rums on the side before having another two beers, according to the source.

I did find him attractive when I started Season 1 last week. James seemed like a nice guy IRL too

upper middle class at best

lol. lmao. he literally had something no short of a small mansion

Your point?

women

They were all psychotic. The russian and the mercedes chick were suicidal to the point they both invaded his family space.
Valentina was into weird shit.
The rest were literal whores/women getting off on fucking a mobster.
All the sane professional women turned him down.

you'd be surprised what a liquored up woman with psych problems are willing to bang

he's charismatic and it rarely if ever seems implausible

not Pepper Anne

you had one fucking job

the whole show is a boomer fantasy. None of this runs like the mob runs.

i used to work a shit retail job in college. trying to hit on this girl in customer service. make a joke about our manager, and she goes "I think he's kind of sexy. just very powerful and sure of himself" motherfucker literally looked like Ned Flanders. That's what 3/4s of the store referred to him as, when he wasn't around. But having a title and a set of keys got this cute 20 y/o chick lusting after him.. Still blows my mind. Like i get Monica sucking a grey headed president's dick, but some middle manager in the middle of no where getting girls turned on with his limited authority? Yeah, Tony had it made

He only went after mentally ill unstable women, what did you expect?

That happens a lot irl

Especially for powerful people like Tony Soprano.

You don't know that

what kind of depression causes a man to do behave like this? I'm depressed but I'm done after a few shots of vodka. Anything more makes me sick

kek fucking virgin. It's all about money, confidence and power. The guy in his position can fuck whatever. It has nothing to do with looks. Come back when you turn 18

You mean he dated women like his mother? I wonder if that's a running theme through the show....

Actually, I'm a middle aged lesbian, you incel chud, and your gaslighting won't work. Women just aren't into fat bald men with anger issues. That's just a fact, okay?

wow so funny 10 out od 10 bait haha got me. Upvoted

Thanks. I thought of most of it myself.

> negative canthal tilt

7/10 thot just drolling for the D

Was Tony secretly gay?

Hire a writer, preferably one that worked on The Office

British or American office?

US