The Met Gala

Who had the best look?

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Humiliation ritual: The meetup

covers half her face

still hideous

Zendaya is atrocious lol

shakira looks amazing

bunch of literal who’s pretending to be celebrities

we love Chappy here

Is that pink Pony Club girl? Good song

Jenna didn’t go to the carpet wtf

Wtf Kim

I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE

Wtf I'm a kpop fan

Should have let Kanye dress her

SHIMONA!

My tongue Lisa’s asshole.

I need to watch that show.

When will we get that zatanna movie?

Meanwhile enroute to the WMAF breeding pits

if you care about this you're a faggot

sheesh

Kylie

They literally all look like shit except for the asians.

Who is she?
In the previous thread an anon said she was 28 y/o

Kim

randy marsh

Lorde

What's up with her eyebrows these days? She seems to have either bleached them or shaved them. It makes her look silly.

Lorde

The pre-Billie Eilish who lost out because she didn't have big tits and lips like Billie Eilish.

Cute because Alexandra is hot
Actually good

Is the lighting bad or something?

Is that jenna ortega? Wtf happened she used to be so cute

She bleached them for a photoshoot

It's her eyebrows.

thx m8.
poor girl, those acne scars looks pretty bad

I’m surprised she got invited, she hasnt been relevant since 2014

pure sex

Joey King

Anne

WHERE THE FUCK IS ADDISON RAE

carlos.jpg

Looks like that dress was made to measure

Now that's the look of a ruler.

nice body

Is her dress made out of staples?

WHERE THE FUCK IS XOCHEE

She won

The weird eyebrows just draws attention to her big chin. Nice tits though.

Chicken Dinner

This is objectively the best dress, but Jenna's face ruins it. Zendaya wins

Charli

hair and makeup one of the best looks on Joey

Tired of this corny queerbaiting bitch

not feeling it (esp the eyebrows, the fuck)

No O-Rod? No Tyla?

Not just a black-people-bad comment, but did half of these people become celebrities looking the way they do?

dude drag queen fashion lmao

Just a reminder that Biel won last year

Kek

*How did

That's a pretty good costume. Can't really tell who it is but it's a good "unfunny man" costume.

The lighting seems really harsh

Classic beauty

Fine as always

no fake laughs now, douchebag?

Getting trypophobia from those acne craters, poor girl.

rude

All of these people need to be put out of their misery

Jimmy status: Rustled

yeah but all of the white people look like shit too anon...

is it behind of that thing?

is he turning into rogan?

Julia Garner had the best look a couple of years back

Good morning sir

yes this is good

Nope rulers.

This Metgala kinda stinks, Jenna Ortega is mogging everyone

Especially making "the help" carry her cape

Unironically, she's the sexiest woman on earth right now
Sweeney fags can btfo

The theme wound up being really boring

woman

uh oh

tries to steal melanias look

based

Thank you for posting. Unbelievable

What is happening to this person? Why is this?

I see nippa

aye she's got the coolest looking one there

She's rather average looking and overcompensates with colossal amounts of makeup?

she's pretty much a midget

She's that meme of chloe moretz.

4'11"

gib midget gf.

ts pmo

Is there any chance she is NOT naked under that?

No one topped the Rachel Brosnahan and Sydney Sweeney looks from the other time (including Sweeney herself)

Anon Babble’s favorite acteess is looking fresh.

When's Speed Racer showing up?

When do they start getting slimed?

I bet with an outfit that was both concealing and highly outlandish that I could social engineer my way into one of these things. Maybe not to get into the inner areas, but far enough to get to the press area and make the news.

I wish a nuke dropped on this place

So, what they do inside the actual gala?

Bid on various military hardware like gunships and cruise missiles.

all im seeing is zlist celebrities here
wheres aoc and the a-list actors?

Wow, always thought she looked a bit weird but she looks beautiful here.

Just mingle mostly, drink some champagne or whatever. It's probably not that interesting outside of the wacky outfits.

Tyla the half Pajeeta

When you said "classic beauty," I now think she looks like thqt character from an old cartoon and I can't explain it. It was like one of this old 1930's American cartoon with that character with the big eyes and same style hair.

Betty boop?

Yeah, that's the one. Is there with her that has longer hair?

I'm definitely getting old, because I don't recognize half of these people.

Is this the most faggoty not explicitly gay event in existence?

Aww, I was expecting some P Diddy type shit. Anyway, good for them

Not that I know of, but Jenna’s hair style is very typical of ww2 era pinup girls

unironically looks like a tranny serial killer

Jenna Ortega actually broughg her own missiles with her, if you catch my drift
I'm a comedian, as you can see

i wonder if either of them thought who had better tits between each other during this

It's Rachel

I'm not calling you a liar but I am going to need to see proof.

Where are the goats?

Are we talking about Jenna's tits or my comedy? Because I can't prove the existence of neither both

This thread is lighter in the loafers of you get my drift

Rosa Parks underwear

wat

It's her eyebrows.

i thought it was her square jaw

I don't know any besides Sydney and Zendaya

when talia dresses as the riddler

Lorde is there meanwhile she has not been invited. She wasn't there last year either. She’s irrelevant. Lorde is Randy Marsh.

Sadie Elizabeth "Literally the most beautiful goddess and the true and only queen of Anon Babble and also the best actress alive and a goddess queen too, of Anon Babble and Hollywood" Sink. Thoughts?

28

*38, it was a typo

It was Lorde's BBBQ the extra B is for BBog yourself

Gucci loafers?

She's always had that, why would that make her look any different?

this is 70s glam rock, not black dandy wtf. blaxploitation is not the southern dandy

How do you know she isn't invited? Do you have a guest list?

I've legit fucked cuter 5ft tall skinny latinas as a 5/10 white man. Why does this bitch get hyped up so much

was there much surrealist in harlem renaissance?

Post more Kim.

uncanny valley

More like Garden Gnome

So this Met Gala is just the last hurrah of black people before the race war starts, right?

before the what

Tragic how she squandered her youth between the surgeries and giving birth to niggers. There's 40+ women that look better

This shit is lame as fuck. Makes me wish we were killing these people.

Ehh ill stick with my own kind and pick ortega. She's cute

Rosa Parks on your crotch is crazy