I am Uhtred, son of Uhtred.
I am Uhtred, son of Uhtred
I want to have sex with brida
I like how magic in this world is literally just weaponized superstition. Psychology. Just like real life. Stories have true power. No wonder that funny fortune teller was named Stori.
Current level: 45
Bebbenbuh (recommended level 89)
no, I am Uhtred, son of Uhtred.
Me too. She seems like the warm and wet type
For me, its Skade
Impossible!
Need to do more quests for Alfred to earn more XP
Time to grind some quests for Alfred
Hated her so much
y tho, evil chicks are great
The writer/director of many episodes made 'this City is Ours'. Decent watch.
Cheesy fantasy chanting mixed with fife and drum intro plays
Small skirmish between the Saxons and Danes
Uhtred flailing his sword around while Sihtric gives cover fire
They win the skirmish
Messenger on horseback approaches
"Arseling/Ealdorman/Lord Uhtred, you are summoned to King Alfred's tent"
"Bloody 'ell Finan, what's 'e want now"
Uhtred arrives in old Alfie's tent
His spymaster of the day is there
As is a weasel looking Saxon lord or Christian priest
"Uhtred, this is Lord Fucksworth, who has a dangerous mission for you - you will be enormously outnumbered, deep behind enemy lines with no support, oh and the heathen Hæsten is around so watch out for him
Lord Fucksworth insults him for being a poorfag but reluctantly accepts that this is Alfred's best man
"As ye like sir, Ah'll get it dun"
Cut to Uhtred and Finan discussing the mission
"It dun maek bloody sense Finan, why do they need us to tek this castle/find this woman/get these supplies/uncover this plot"
"Oh surely as the fields o' Ireland are green, sir, God has a plan for us, sir"
A few battles happen on the way to the objective
Oh look it's an attractive young woman who keeps looking at Uhtred suggestively
They fuck
"Look Finan! It's the thing we're here for!"
"LOOK OUT SIR"
Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe
Hæsten appears
"HE HE HE! Bamboozled you again my nemesis"
"Bloody Hæsten"
Battle happens
Finan goes "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH BANG" while dual wielding swords
Alfred arrives
"Well done Uhtred! You've done it again"
Uhtred and his men march into the sunset
"Destiny is all..."
WOOOOOAHOHOHOHO EYYYYYYAAH
kino
people told me not to watch the movie because it would ruin the perfect wrapped up ending of s5
they were right, i should have listened
"I have your soul Uhtred"
"Should we kill her?"
"No she has my soul, destiny is all"
If they'd made a true sixth series, instead of cramming everything into a 100-minute film, it would have ruled.
What's his grandfathers name?
Uhtred really did fuck some hot bitches
Uhtreder
Sharpe
Hornblower
Last Kingdom
where else do I scratch this itch for historical adventure tv kino, that these series have left in my heart frens?
Vikings
Black Sails
Vikings
becomes unwatchable after the first couple seasons, and after watching LK just feels souless in comparison.
Also never really cared for vikings and this period in history, LK is the exception because of its writing and performances that carry it, so ebin vikings for the sake of it doesn't do anything for me
Black Sails
been putting this off because I've heard it takes a while to get good, but I'll probably check it out one day
kek
Based
i am shitfart, son of poopfart
God that show was so fucking dull
Actual retard detected
gay show for fags
What was his problem?
Grandson of? Great grandson of?
Uhtred, I heard a rumor from Father Jizzface that you killed a peasant for disrespect. Is that true?
Aye. The bastard said my newest lover was demonic whore, so I trampled him with my horse and fed his heart to the pigs. My Danish spirit can’t tolerate such insult.
Well this is England and we follow Christian law. I could have you executed for murder, but you’re to valuable. Instead you will pay a fine and confess your sin.
FUCK YOU ALFRED! I WON’T SERVE A KING OR A GOD THAT TELLS ME I CAN’T KILL AND/OR FUCK WHOEVER I WANT. I’M REJOINING THE DANES!
Sure thing Uhtred, you can rejoin us. Forget about all the times you’ve killed us Danes in the past, water under the bridge. Now that you’re on our side we’ll finally crush Alfred once and for all.
Wait what? You’re gonna attack Alfred? Shit, I thought we were just gonna chill.
Well Alfred, I just betrayed the people that raised me to save you from annihilation (again). Will you finally help me reclaim Bebbenbuh?
Best I can do is a goat farm in Shitholenshire.
Destiny is all.
800s AD incel
Your name is Osbert
Lord Fucksworth appears and betrays Sharpe
Only realized just now it's the same writer
reading first book before rewatch is ultimate kino experience
Amazing.
She really was fucking awful. Keked heartily when she went out like an absolute retard
what did they mean by this
Name should be Retred
For me, it's Ubba.
i fucking miss this show when it was good
Assassin's Creed Valhalla vibes. And it really do be like that.
She was cute in the first season or so, but by the end she was walled hard. Fat face and bad hairline. Fucking insufferable character too.
british genes