I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN

I AM THE LIZARD QUEEN

What exactly was in the water?

Duff Wet

strychnine

That wasn't water.

Duff Extra

why was Bart flying a kite at night?
what does 'first non-Brazillian time traveller' mean?
how come Marge lost her rabbit ears?

what does 'first non-Brazillian time traveller' mean?

The joke was originally "first non-fictional time traveller" but the writer didn't understand the joke and changed it to "first non-Brazilian" because he was retarded and thought "non-Brazilian" worked on its own as a punchline.

mostly cum

Quiet you.

so why did Dan Candelabra agree to perform the line? would he 'just be doing his job' if Adolf Hitler was in charge?

a paid voice actor... voiced a role for pay?

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It was funny and fit the setup of the kids acting weird

A non sequitur due to a line being changed

A strange early idea that wasn't actually implemented

there will never be an early Simpsons spin-off about a Brazilian time traveller

Why even live?

there are things i wouldn't do for money.

it's a high bar, but only because i'm desperate. Sam Simon retired from The Simpsons a couple of years in: earned millions a year until the day he died.

She's still got bones in there. I've seen 'em. SMITHERS

Surly only looks out for one guy.. Surly!

You can feel the contempt in that "shut up"

would he 'just be doing his job' if Adolf Hitler was in charge?

... WHAT?

you heard me.

No, seriously. Are you making some "just following orders" comparison? As if saying a shitty line is the same thing as being a Nazi in Nazi Germany.

Or are you giving me some cringe wannabe Nazi bullshit like "if BASED HITLER won, the Simpsons would be... LE GOOD!"

i think actors legitimately have some agency in the roles they take and what they perform. same way they can (obviously) choose not to do nude scenes or whatever.

yeah i was in Triumph of the Will but i'm an actor, it's not like i WROTE it haha

They're both stupid but non-Brazilian is unironically funnier than non-fictional. Non-fictional is barely even a joke. At least the idea that Brazilians are the only people to have time travel is kind of amusing.

There was only one precedent of time-travelling, and it was some brazillian which caused the Maracanaço (1950 FIFA World Cup Uruguay v Brazil)
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I saw this via a youtube link and I felt sad for how tired and effortless Harry Shearer's Burns now sounds. Absolutely awful. There would be more integrity in allowing them to pay you for the rights to recreate your voice with AI then dribbling out such lethargic work.

why a non sequitur, though? why not use the same space on the page to write an actual joke?

non-British

because Dr Who. there you go: at least it's a pop culture reference someone will 'get'.

i think actors legitimately have some agency in the roles they take and what they perform. same way they can (obviously) choose not to do nude scenes or whatever.

Those are NOT the same things and you know it. Dan probably didn't know what the "Brazillian time traveler" was a reference to, if it even was a reference or anything. Even if he did, why fight at all? If you fight EVERY line, your boss will think you're a drama queen.

Yet another brilliant one-off character from the early seasons.

Damn nigga he fished you good.

the show used to be good at putting in references that were still funny if you didn't know what they were from

Most likely high levels of mind altering chemicals. Hence why the dude gave her a bunch of pills. The joke is that Duff beer isn't beer, it's just mind altering (illegal) drugs.

kite

Good wind for kite flying

time traveller joke

Brazil is known to have invented time travel but due to wanting to keep it a secret, they erased all knowledge of it to outsiders

Marge rabbit ears

Was supposed to be a joke only if the show went on for one season which it didn't so he scarpped it

There are people this ridiculous on Anon Babble, though. Not every stupid comment is trolling.

With 30 years of training data i am positive AI simpsons voices would be better than what the aging actors can barely do now

Non-brazillian is genuinely funnier even if if is a non-sequitor. The fact that you don't know who he's talking about, the fact that the first time traveler was Brazilian of all things, the possibility that Homer might just be stupid, are all funny.

They're both stupid but non-Brazilian is unironically funnier than non-fictional. Non-fictional is barely even a joke.

The joke is that Homer Simpson isn't a nonfictional character.

stfu milhouse

Yeah and it's barely a joke. A fictional character not knowing he's fictional but winking to the audience is like the least clever form of meta comedy.

Give her these, and these, and then these

Thank you doctor

Oh I'm not a doctor

I have never understood this joke

If this were a cartoon, the cliff would break off now.

it IS a cartoon, Homer!

You're the first Non-brazillian that has replied to me thus day!

she got drugged and molested that's he coping mechanism

The joke is that Duff as a company is so used to this happening they have the correct antidotes and despite not being a doctor, will still give them out

That's not the joke
The joke is that because ToH episodes take part outside the continuity of the main show episodes, that Homer recognizes himself as being part of a different reality than normal

I AM THE LIZARD SNEED

The Simpsons watch live-action George Bush complaining about them as a fiction cartoon family

in-universe cartoon George Bush moves in across the street

how can both be true?

Promos aren't canon

took this long

Your tranny meme's dead, rajesh

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Chief Wiggum jokes about Butterfingers within an in-continuity episode