RotS makes fuckton of money at the box office 20 years later

RotS makes fuckton of money at the box office 20 years later

Bed Wetter Media subreddit is in full damage control

You fags lost lol

AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE

Bed Wetter Media subreddit is in full damage control

This means I somehow lost

Stop watching Starshit.

Hilarious how the new SW shit is absolute shit and now everybody has nostalgia for the work from Chad Lucas but the stuck up clowns from RLM refuse to back down from their pathetic opinion.

Reddit's running damage control here too lmao

Fuck you, op. I'll updoot whatever the fuck I want.

They literally said JJ Abrams should direct the movies. It's kinda hard for them to admit and say 'we're retarded and don't know shit about movie making'.

theres something about being able to tell when someones work shown is genuine expression of themselves, and when something is soulless garbage. its obvious with star wars

The jews has sent their strongest soldier to destroy lucas

Even if it ends up making more money than both Avatar movies combined, ROTS will never be good.

Mike's way fatter than that circa 2025

more money=better

lots people pay money to see something

this does not mean its good

You Bed Wetters Fags are just bad at mental gymnastics l0l

So your argument is that Star Wars The Force Awakens is a better movie than RotS? It made more money.

Walsh is the ultimate "No fun allowed" faggot, the bearded "boomer dad" LARP is so fucking corny for a dude who was in grade school in the 90's.

It can’t be a downfall when Anakin is setup as an autistic mass-murderer in his first appearance lmao

So Mike was wrong this entire time. No. No. That's not true. That's impossible!

the people have spoken
go re:view another straight to video 80s horror film bitchboy

You're the faggot who cucks himself into liking garbage because more people paid to see it. The shittiest straight to video 80s horror film is better than both the sequels and prequels combined.

RotS makes fuckton of money at the box office 20 years later

So did a stupid fucking Minecraft movie.

Low-quality slop is financially viable. That doesn't mean it will ever be good, or that your gay little Boogieman-Complex over RLM over them shit-talking your precious dog-shit kiddy-movies will ever NOT be pathetic.

completely ignores the correct argument he was just served with because he has no refutation

Why are Prequeltoddlers so low-IQ?

Literally, unironically arguing that "profitable = objective quality"

Your generation is doomed.

You fags lost lol

Lost what?
Some imaginary, autistic "contest" that only exists in your head?

giving money to disney lol

This is also what happened with Game of Thrones

tell Hollywood what to do

Hollywood does it

it stinks

ignore culpability

went to the website where people are even stupider than here

they were retarded

Should be Kathleen Kennedy head locking Mike as Disney are making the money off this rerelease

Why do boomer conservatives think that the best way to live is to turn yourself into a miserable piece of shit who is incapable of having fun?

Tbf, Mike never said JJ Abrams should write the movies as well.

walsh is 38 retard he's no where near a boomer

Reminder that prequelfags will always complain about the Plinkett reviews, but never actually refute them.

it had a rerelease?

George sells star wars to disney because of internet comments

RLM is the most viewed critique of the prequels

Stoklasa mindbroke George

hey Anakin, what if I told you I could save your pregnant wife from dying during childbirth using ancient secret far right terrorist magic?

oMg i hAVe a GrEGnAnt wIEF, pLaSe TeLl hOW

first kill a bunch of kids for me lol

okey

I krill chaldrens now wats

Alright well the thing is only one guy has actually figured out how to extend life and I killed him without stealing his notes

oh noes

welp I'm a bad guy now the end

Dumb.

Lucas literally said he didn't care about that and even had written a preliminary script for a sequel trilogy. It's just on top of that he wanted to make a show called Star Wars Underworld, about the criminal underworld during the OT era and that would have set up the setting for the sequels, but all of this would have taken him about 15 years of work and he was in his late 60s, he wanted to enjoy family life while he still had time.

Cope.

Alright well the thing is only one guy has actually figured out how to extend life and I killed him without stealing his notes

Turns out even that wasn't true, Palpatine has already figured out his Sith cloning bodysnatching bullshit, which wouldn't have even helped Padme anyway.

You guys need to watch the movie again. It is worse than dog shit.

Seethe, hope you enjoyed the Disney slop.

I'm thinking watching episode 1-6+Rogue one in order. Maybe throwing in andor as well.

But with the prequels dialogue removed.
Ideally soundtrack+sound effects, but maybe just soundtrack.
I'm gonna host it for some friends and not tell warn them that I removed the dialogue from the prequels.

It's all a LARP so they appear as "based" and "trad" in front of their peers. Even if he secretly enjoys something that's not comically masculine he'll force himself not to like it to keep up the appearance.

sequels prove that there are enough retards out there to gobble up ANY slop no matter how bad

ROTS "success" supposedly proves anything but there being enough milllenial bottom feeders

this is not the own you think it is OP. rise of skywalker made 1 billie

it's because the prequels are shit anon

They can't equate the way anakin was groomed at a young age led to poor life outcomes later in life

George lost

Loved the prequels, loved the OT, loved the EU, hate Disney slop, simple as.

this is so bad

well the best way of having fun is to avoid the prequel and he sequels

I think a lot of it is salvagaeble, but all the darth maul stuff is retarded.

We've already seen your ilk's ideas for the sequels, in fact they literally got made.

the OT is timeless, the vietnam ewoks could be partisans from any era. but george shoving in politics of the day even more than that devalues all of his ideas

How do you rate them?

be RLM

have your wish granted for the future of Star Wars

it literally kills all interest in the franchise

also unironically spend a decade deepthroating the MCU

These people just have awful taste in movies, all they like is trash.

MY ilk's ideas are that there should have never been any prequels nor any sequels of ANY kind
it's worthless franchise sloppers like YOUR ilk that ruin everything

Trash, Michael Bay would have done a better job than Disney.

Nice copout.

These people just have awful taste in movies, all they like is trash.

This is so funny coming from a prequel defender.

Cool.
Yeah I didn't watch them.
So those sequels are yours, not mine.

Can't believe you're so retarded that you watch disney slop, but makes sense for someone who eats prequel slop, you just have a constant need to consoom more slop.

I don't feel too strongly about them. Just saying these guys love utter garbage like superhero movies that, for some reason, are full of humor and thus their opinion has zero value.
They generally seem to like juden slop and are huge apologists for transexuals and feminism.

I watched TFA, haven't watched the other two because TFA was utter creative bankrupcy, but I read what they are about.
Also, pretty sure RLM liked them, which is pitiful.

I think he referred to The Last Jedi as The Last Rian Johnson film

But Jay deepthroated it.
Those three have the minds of subversive jews,, no wonder every movie they like is objective trash.

I grew up loving the Ewoks, Howard the Duck, Temple of Doom, and Willow, and was genuinely surprised when I found out that people didn't like them, because I was a kid, and I didn't know any better. I feel like I'm seeing the other side of that spectrum now in regards to the prequels.

The haters are thankfully a loud minority. They have no power anywhere else.

the prequels are universally hailed as a big step down from the OT

the prequels are universally hailed as a big step up from the OT

Mike Stoklasa is a better filmmaker than GL. If he put his mind to it he could have been one of Hollywood greats.

and that was a perfectly fair comment at the time, jj abrams had just directed the first nutrek movie, which wasn't exactly good/authentic 'star trek' but was a good fun large scale space adventure, which would have suited star wars more.

Whose this gay poser?

lets give more money to disney guys

that will btfo the prequel hating disney shills!

It must suck, Disney, to see everything you've shat out here of late be rejected. And none of your merchandise sells! Death to Disney!!!

I know, Disney, put some more dykes in your fiction, assuredly that'll Sell!

The prequels are ok but I have no desire to watch any star wars movies again outside of the OT

The sequels being shit doesn't make the prequels any less shit.

by that logic if the movies were actually bad then these guys would have moved on and stopped talking about them. The saddest thing I've seen them do is when they spent like 40 minutes of their TFA review disproving ring theory as a credible take on the prequels.

not that I give a shit one way or the other about ring theory but i thought it was pretty sad that mike had to defend his youtube review so vigorously, even in a somewhat unrelated video. their sad devotion to prequel hate is embarrassing. i guess it's all they've got though

If you've ever recommended/defended/subscribed to Hackslava and his pals then yes you lost

hundreds of videos over a decade+ with only about 10 dealing with the prequels in any way

guess prequel hate is all they got

dang, you got one whole (You) for that when you posted it 4 years ago

post the imdb and rotten tomatoes evidence then. oh wait you cant and are just baiting

They're still shit movies

tacitly admits to being a fag

Lol, gay

The prequels are terrible movies

A daily reminder that prequel haters are the reason Star Wars ended up in the hands of Disney. Sequels are what boomers and Gen X pussies wanted. And don't complain next time Acolyte season 2 comes out, this is exactly what you wanted.

defend the jabba scene in the special edition version of SW4

I submit that it is impossible without accepting that lucas is either retarded or malignant

No one cares. YWNBAW

How does one thing affect the other? That guy made fun of some movies and got millions of views and built a channel of wider film criticism around that.
If dumb people go pay to watch bad prequels again how does that make Mike lose? And how does it make anyone who thought the Plinkett reviews were funny and correct lose?

It proves those movies actually WERE good and it undoes everything he laid out point by point exposing eloquently how flawed they were

No. And the image you keep using doesn't make sense either, so it's consistent with your post I guess.

Reminder that no-one ITT has yet explained why the prequels are good other than "some of the aliens are memorable". Yeah, 9/11 is memorable.

Imagine being a grown man and having knowledge of a subreddit

Why would they be swayed to "back down"? Are you in middle school or something? People put their opinions out and other people having different opinions doesn't change jack squat. You're just a faggy little pushover who probably follows social media and posts from your phone.

rots is so fucking good holy shit rots is so fucking good

I clicked on reddit once. I got confused and angry at the awful layout and left. Same thing happened to my marriage.

this rightwing soi thinks he has a hard job, telling american to work more and harder

I mean let's be fair. Is there any fan base as bad as Star Wars fans when it comes eating up any old slop that comes their way?

Why don't you just accept that it's not "reddit", it's just that everyone on this site is not the same as you and whatever your 'edgy and rebellious' opinions are, which you think are somehow oppositional to reddit, as if that website is anymore unified than this one. You fucking idiots are acting like silly children every single time you mention that website. It's like the Streisand Effect. You're too dumb to understand anything.

he had darth vader be in the movie just because he had to

he just diminished what darth vader meant

it was bad, it was horrible

"KILL THE CHILDREN"

WHAT??

DID YOU JUST KILL ALL THE KIDS?? YEAH BECAUSE THATS DARTH VADER BABY

AND EVERYBODY HAD LIGHT SABERS??

Did george fuck up the prequels? Is patrice wrong?

Back down and recant bitch!

Why do you think it's some winnable contest where people will change their minds or overpower and defeat the others? Why do you think comments sections and likes mean anything?

Why do you think comments sections and likes mean anything?

Why are you commenting then if it means nothing? Think before you type retard

If the prequelsfags just said "yeah I like the action and the concepts, the dialogue is goofy and I agree the story doesn't make much sense if you think about that, but they're enjoyable" the horror will stop and these threads that have been going on for years will finally cease. But they can't do it. They have to insist that they are misunderstood works of genius that must be revered.

Statistically most of the people are fucking idiots, you included. It's called lowest common denominator. If it appeals to the most people, it's watered down and simple for simple people. And it sucks to come to a forum which used to have far fewer simple people.

the dialogue is goofy and I agree the story doesn't make much sense

But I don't think either of those things are true
If you couldn't understand the plot of these movies you're genuinely retarded

I appreciate EU just turning Han and Leia's kids into Aryan Übermensch and deleting their jewish genes altogether kek

if I call everyone reddit I'll fit in and nobody will know I'm from reddit

I've never understood why tourists think we're in competition with reddit or supposed to know or care what's happening on it, if I wanted to know I'd be there, not here.

Yep

Too bad two of them died.

I was able to understand something that doesn't make sense

I'll dig myself deeper, that'll show him!!!!

youtube.com/watch?v=oKm4ueVuxpY

When did right wing grifters get so fucking boring? I miss the old days

LOL, everyone won except you chuds arguing over it. All of the Star Wars movies made fucktons of money. Each and every one of the nine main movies.
Who fucking cares who perceives them how? It's obvious that less refined people who came of age at a certain time are protective and defensive of the lame prequels. Hell, was 20 when Episode One came out and I was drunk and stoned all the time and I thought it was cool. It was a special effects spectacle which was lush eye candy FOR THE TIME. So much so that you just ignored how dumb and bad the actual story and acting were. That's why they got away with it for so long, you just couldn't put your finger on why exactly it sucked.

But your brain did.

They are literally blacklisted from Hollywood because of it.

And yet if I ask you to explain why Anakin continues to serve Palpatine after Padme's death you'll disappear. Oh I guess the dark side just seeped into his brain at that point and rotted it away.

Everything in that image that isn't Luke and the spaceship look really stupid and gay and out of place for SW.

Literally?

The arguments for the prequels have already been well established previously.
There's no reason to reiterate them for the benefit of a gang of degenerates that do not care about adhering to good faith argumentation.

Prequel haters only want to push their beliefs. They use every under handed method possible to do so.

Discussion of the merits of the prequels can happen, but only if respect and promise is shown.

Or why no one from the republic tried to free Shmi. Prequeltards are such faggot copers kek.

Bad opinion

But all of what you said isn't true? Why would people pretend to be retarded just to appease the real retards who can't seem to understand a plot made for 13-year-olds? Oh wait

130 million Americans—54% of adults between the ages of 16 and 74 years old—lack proficiency in literacy, essentially reading below the equivalent of a sixth-grade level.

America ranks 36th in literacy worldwide

heh someone else already did it, I don't have to though in a thread specifically about the topic that I'm participating in

Looks like my statement remains true.

Back to r/prequelmemes.

Sunk cost fallacy

I never said EU was perfect. There is a lot of shit that I wished never happened in it.

The EU gets better the stranger it gets, though.

Why would they? Qui Gon was the only person who might have given a shit about Shmi and he died. And Tatooine is outside the law of the Republic anyway, they literally say this in the movie you're pretending to have watched

And yet if I ask you to explain why Anakin continues to serve Palpatine after Padme's death you'll disappear.

Nigger you think you can sell your soul to the devil and then just leave?

The arguments have already been made

No, I can't explain them

Yes, I take HRT

Average reddit user

Palpatine was behind the separatists who tried multiple times to assassinate Padme

Anakin still teams up with him to "save" Padme

How do you cope with this? Literally retarded and conrived storytelling.

Not that anon but
Because he had nothing to live for, retard. And he hated himself for all that he's done, he knew his sins were unforgivable. It was too late to turn back and no one to turn back for. It's why no one expect for Luke could have saved him. Family is everything to Anakin.

Cope headcanon

Yep, prequeltards at it again. The issue of Shmi is never addressed by the films. You're making excuses on behalf of Lucas' halfassed storytelling abilities.

Redditors do not actively engage with the material. They maintain ironic distance to the prequels due to fearfulness.

You're still obsessing over reddit again. That's been your sole mode of communication in this thread - accusing others of what you are guilty of. Your being is transparent to me.

LA-LA-LA-LAVA

A-A-A-ANNIE

OBI'S LAVA ANAKIN IS TASTY AS HELL

Totally forgot about that part
Lucas was years ahead of everyone

PADME : I can't believe there is still slavery in the galaxy. The Republic's anti-slavery laws...

SHMI : The Republic doesn't exist out here...we must survive on our own.

Watch the goddamn movie before posting I BEG you

Dude, the plot is pea brain drivel to drive the action. Which is fine if you don't try to be dishonest about it.

Why wouldn't Palpatine supplement his clone army with trillions of combat droids? Gee Sheev how come your mom let's you have TWO armies?! Why the whole political subterfuge where it kinda looks like he's trying to take over the galaxy legit, when his very first action is to mass murder essentially a police station and then he goes on to impose his will by militaristic force? Just fucking use force if that's what he was gonna do. Shit why didn't he just bomb the Jedi temple from space?

Lightsabers are cool man but shut the fuck up.

There's no benefit to posting about prequels to you. If you play nice, you can play with others.

You're currently incapable of playing well with others. That smelly kid in kindergarten that keeps kicking and biting and being excluded (rightfully), and later bullied for being socially incapable.

Whenever you feel like you want to play together, show this, and your "content" will follow.

ROTS was fucking amazing in Theater though

I accept your concession.

Why wouldn't Palpatine supplement his clone army with trillions of combat droids? Gee Sheev how come your mom let's you have TWO armies?! Why the whole political subterfuge where it kinda looks like he's trying to take over the galaxy legit, when his very first action is to mass murder essentially a police station and then he goes on to impose his will by militaristic force? Just fucking use force if that's what he was gonna do. Shit why didn't he just bomb the Jedi temple from space?

Jesus Christ you have a grasp on politics and history on par with a 3 year old

If you have to discuss the merits and make sure people are respectful, the movie in question already has enormous problems. Why can't the millennials/zoomers/dumbshits just admit the movies are pretty bad when compared to other movies and especially the originals? They're dull when there's not action. The action has no soul and makes no sense. The acting and writing are bad. The effects can be cool but are also overwhelming and tiresome and redundant. And constricting to what the characters can do and where they move. Everyone knows all the arguments for prequels sucking. It's pretty hard to successfully argue against them because the only real comeback is just "Nuh-uh, I like them anyways!" There's no real defending against the objectively true criticisms that Plinkett especially laid out for all to acknowledge.
It's just so like very young people and Anon Babble dumbshits to be contrarian and argue against what intelligent people have concluded.

PREQUEL CHADS! ! !
DO NOT ENGAGE PREQUEL HATERS AND JUST ENJOY THE VICTORY
DO NOT GIVE THEM ANY ATTENTION

Are we doing this again?

I still think the prequels are shit, and the new trilogy being liquid shit doesnt change that.

no you see the guy that managed to raise two massive armies had to win over the senate because, uhm, otherwise they would've voted for him not to have those armies and uhm... rebelled and then he would have had to have killed the rebels and uh...

look just read Machiavelli ok

Why do you fags treat the man who made space cop as some kind of literary messiah?
What has this Youtube channel ever done that I should treat their opinions with any reverence at all?

this prequel revisionism is crazy

He was right and we acknowledge it. That's all. Oh and they gave $80,000 to charity which is neat.

WHITE MAN wins AGAIN

The Droid army wasn't Palpatines retard, it was owned and manufactured by the Trade Fedarations, Banking Clans, etc
They were only going along with it because they thought they were fighting to secede. Why in God's name would they give him their support if he waltzed in and told them he was making an Empire?
THEY LITERALLY SAY THIS IN THE FUCKING MOVIE

The issue regarding the "challenge" of explaining why prequels are good is that this debate has already taken place, and anon is maliciously trying to waste people's time with bad faith questions he has no interest in seeing answered, and will not respect any answer posted.

The movies have their own merits which can be discussed, but only on reasonably favorable terms.
And you're plainly wrong in that the pro-prequel argument being "nuh uh", since prequelchads have by far the longest word counts per post, while the majority of the detractor's posts end in emotional appeals and "the prequels suck tho" style posts.

These are just easily observable facts. Look at a single thread wi th out being struck with amnesia and you'll come to the same conclusion.
Appeasing time wasting trolls will simply no longer be the way things are communicated anymore.

Because of the thorough brilliance of the Plinkett reviews of the prequels mainly. That's really the only thing I've enjoyed about the channel. I don't care about his drunken opinions on 80s VHS midnight movies one bit.

Look at Anon Babble ca 2014-2015. Prequels were popular back then. Board was divided roughly 50/50

You sound new tho

thorough brilliance of the Plinkett reviews of the prequels

watch the videos

among his first points are that only steven spielberg and quentin tarantino are allowed to make movies with ensemble casts (even though Lucas already has???), that he didnt like that the opening scene wasnt a space battle, and that Anakin isn't a traditional hero's journey like Luke is in a trilogy thats about the villain

So this is the power of youtube film analysis...

WHY THE FUCK WAS THIS ONLY SHOWING FOR ONE WEEKEND I WAS SO EXCITED TO FINALLY SEE IT IN CINEMAS BUT I WAS BUSY AND ASSUMED SURELY IT WOULD BE ON FOR AT LEAST A FEW WEEKS
FUUJJJJJJCK

You loved the toys. The prequeks were shit. Go back.

I don't know what you watched. There's no spielberg tarantino cast bullshit

There's no spielberg tarantino cast bullshit

Now I need to explain that I don’t think that all movies should be the same, or conform to the same kind of structure, but it works well in certain kinda movies. So unless you’re the Coen Brothers, David Lynch, Paul Thomas Anderson, Stanley Kubrick, Alfred Hitchcock, Lars Von Trier, David Cronenberg, Gus Van Sant, Quentin Tarantino, John Waters, Wes Anderson, Sam Peckinpah, Terry Gilliam, Martin Scorsese, Werner Herzog, or Jim Jarmusch, you really shouldn’t stray away too far from this kind of formula.

So not only have you not watched the movies, you haven't watched your holy reviews either?

The Droid army wasn't Palpatines retard, they were just working for him and doing everything he said including aggressively seizing territories like an empire

Use them to expand his empire then use the clones and the insider intel to wipe out the handful of corporate suits that would object to his takeover. C'mon man.

you sound deluded tho

wtf a war started on false pretenses? manipulation of the political system? this doesnt make any sense who would go along with this? how does this benefit them at all? PLOT HOLE ALERT! PLOT HOLE ALERT!

wonder who is behind these posts...

Whenever I see people talking about how "genius" the Prequels are I feel like they're bullshitting or trolling me.

cast is Anakin and a bunch of interchangeable overly-formal politicians and Jedi

Jedi don't question that their clone army came from the DNA of a dude who's working with the fucking enemy

Anakin has no reason at all to trust that Palpatine can actually save his wife

Padme "gives up on life" and wills herself to death in 5 seconds despite having twins on the way (inb4 muh broken heart syndrome, most ppl survive it and so should a healthy young woman with advanced medical care)

Anakin/Padme romance has no chemistry at all

ridiculous clunky melodramatic dialogue

They have decent action, but that's it.

haha, you're obsessively quoting something you claim to disagree with. I love that you're so motivated to discredit the man who spent 70 minutes destroying something you only like out of stubborn nostalgia. You're there within seconds with his opinions to use as ammo in some argument you think you can win against some anonymous person smarter than you on the internet. lol you are even wasting your life more than me because you're wrong and you're wallowing in something you hate to ineffectually try and taint it.

Embrace being new and stop trying to fit in, do all these things you can't do, and embody all the things you're not.

You're living a lie, and it's making you miserable and lonely.

So are you doing "I'm just pretending to be retarded" now?
You were heckin ironically baiting me into providing the direct quote that disproves the thing you just said?
I guess I'll take that as a concession if you have nothing of value to add

if you have nothing of value to add

Literally none of them do. This is an ideological matter to them, intensely serious. They're being "warriors", righting wrongs, and not discussing anything, never actually showing up in person is part of that strategy

I love how every time this image is posted RLMfags go into meltdown mode

Why did you reply to yourself?

Its mostly standards being lowered and zoomers loving the prequels since thats the first thing they saw, instead of the original trilogy. Now they're the vocal majority, they're trying really hard to convince others that the movies are actually good.

hey mike there's a mess in the bathroom. go clean it up.

zoomers loving the prequels since thats the first thing they saw

How is you liking the OT because you saw it as a kid different?

The OT is good.

Marvel is better than Star Wars

Star Wars is better than the LOTR

archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/63995044/#63995117
lol no. Prequel revisionism wasn’t a thing here until 2019 or so. The revisionism that everyone hated them until the Plinkett reviews came out used to be laughed at on this board.

Ummmm prequelxisters?!?! Our response??

n-no more people agree with my opinion so shut up!!!!!

who care lol idgaf what general audiences thought
the movies were kino
Lucas successfully laundered weird experimental movies in disguise as hollywood blockbusters and has normalfags still mindbroke about it 25 years later kek

Lmao

who care lol idgaf what general audiences thought

prequelsissies literally shit themselves whenever anyone criticizes Lucas and the PT

the movies were kino

Cool opinion
Funny you won't explain why just like nobody else ITT, almost like you can't

one post

showing that prequels were liked by posters of Anon Babble

somehow proof that /tv: always hated them

What do you want? Utter consensus? What would make you happy ?

Even without the "Genndy and Filoni's cartoons helped flesh out the setting enough to make the movies more palatable" factor, people looking back on bad movies in retrospect and claiming they're actually good happens all the time. Like look at Godzilla 1998, Super Mario Bros. 1993 or the Mike Myers Cat in the Hat movie.

Revenge of the Sith is the third best Star Wars film behind Hope and Empire

please waste your time talking to low iq troglodytes while we spam low effort catch phrases at you

How about no. We don't have to. The movies stand on their own and are resurgent.

You are the guys needing to support your claims. Faggot.

From 2021? It was all Indian shills paid by Disney which morphed into trannies adopting the prequels because it's contrarian to like them.

if laughing at the fact that you view ecelebs as sacred oracles of taste is shitting myself then sure

Funny you won't explain why

why not? same reason I liked the OT

What do you want?

For you to go back and stop taking estrogen

More like the kids that grew up on the Clone Wars cartoons were getting old enough to post here.

He tried to warn us bros

the movies are good

Oh yeah? How so?

good day sir! harrumph!

RLM Chads stay winning.

The movies stand on their own and are resurgent.

No they don't, you guys just say "UGH YOU MIDWITS DON'T GET IT" whenever someone points out that "FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL!!" is awful dialogue.

I've even seen people do it with shit like "A View to a Kill" or MI2.

I was only pretending!

lol

make hours of 'review' videos essentially complaining that the prequels are different to the originals

shill the force awakens because its the same as the originals

this guys taste is fucking horrible why do people listen to him

I refer you back to all my effort posts since the last decade that were met with "prequels suck tho lmao".

Two can play that game little nigger.
What would you rather the dialogue had been?
Same useless one line bait replies. You truly are a useless little nigger human. You will never be happy in your entire life.

15 plus replies making fun of the guy who posted that

I guess prequelfags aren’t sending their best.

just go back and look at my body of literary works

no I will not prove that they exist

it more condemns how awful Disney has been than uplifts George. The Prequels stunk and were only held together by Ewan.

THEY FOUND OUR HOME BASE.
PREQUELSISTERS I ORDER FULL RETREAT!
EVERYONE BACK TO THE DISCORD AND REGROUP!

talk like a Anon Babbleack to try and fit in

finish with reddit's signature flair, "touch grass" or any variation of, every time without fail.

Dilate. Tranny.

You don't have any rights. No one will show you any respect until you learn how to play well with the other kids.

You were never able to, which is why you are here posting this crap.
Have you ever complained about being bullied?

You're being asked to explain why you think Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith is good in a thread about Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith and you're spouting out some gay ass armchair psychology?

You're extremely new and very anxious about it. You've been trying to accuse your opposition of being reddit the entire thread, because to you - this would be the most exposing and terrible thing of all.

"Why isn't it working?? I called him reddit and tranny over and over, and he's still posting!"

You are a nigger slave in spirit, if not in body. Kill your self.

lightsaber in the forefront

background character painted in front of it

that looks weird

so why's this movie you like good?

commit suicide!

Prequelsissies, I think you're losing this battle. Come back tomorrow and try again.

I already explained why you can't have your cheap and easy answers: you can't play nice with other children, and increasingly it looks like you were never able to.

Once you abide with the social conduct expected of you, you can be considered a human again. And not some irritant pest
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Showing up in person? lol okay ANON

The Prequels stunk and were only held together by Ewan.

even he thinks they're shit, he wouldn't say it now because they paid him recently for kenobi, but maybe just a year or two after the prequels were done he was doing the celebrity lap on top gear and had nothing good to say about them despite clarkson trying to talk them up.

Objectively good storytelling and character development and originality and logic......

if actor not liking the movie is proof that the movies are awful doesn't that make the OT bad too?

I can't explain it because...

I can't explain it

I can't

Is it because they're bad movies and you're just pretending to like them because you are le epic trolle?

The Plinkett reviews complain about things that are explained or contradicted in the movie because they nitpick every shot and miss the big picture

I saw that he looked awesome on that car

How a man so nerdy can comb his hair so well?

weird experimental movies

That's probably why they didn't work when actually appraised beyond the first viewing and seeing lots of colorful images. If you stop to think and see if you care about any characters or the story you're left kind of empty.

Yes, those prequels were so very masculine. lol

If they're bad then why is there a Reddit page with almost TWO MILLION people that love them?

Didn't think that one through did ya?

It isn't any different.

Yes, he always knew it was stupid nonsense no one cared about.

youtube.com/watch?v=snfOVpFV0d4

Objectively good storytelling and character development and originality and logic......

yes exactly

This. So much this.

When jarjar stepped in poop and said "EW STINKY" I was floored.

It was a scene comparable to Macbeth or the Odyssey.

Truly awe inspiring.

They want total narrative control.

Macbeth

yes why couldnt the movies be more like shakespeare, a man who famously never once had comic relief in serious stories

Who thinks the movies were awful? Don't say Ford because he just thinks the fans are lame and some dialogue was silly.

Alec Guinness

RLM fans need to be put in the gas chamber

The big picture? They didn't need 8 hours to tell the story in the way they did. Face it, those movies sucked and you're only clinging to your "childlike wonder" by pretending they were ever good. Just because your life was comfy when you enjoyed something doesn't give that thing any actual artistic value. I thought a lot of shitty things were great when I was 9. I'm mature enough that my opinions evolve as I become wiser. I'm not going to defend Kriss Kross or Vanilla Ice now just because I used to have lame tastes.

make some funny videos compiling a decade worth of widespread prequel criticism

autists crying about it 15 years later

you love to see it

If you found comedy in Jar Jar Binks you simply have the tastes of a little child or a really stupid adult.

I don't think him not liking Star Wars makes it bad, no.

From my point of view, OP is very based.

Disney's 20th Anniversary re-issue of Star Wars: Revenge of the Sith grossed $3.46M on Wednesday (from 2,800 locations). Total domestic re-issue gross stands at $34.11M.

Lifetime total domestic gross stands at $414.38M.

The film won't be playing in theatres this weekend

You cannot engage in good faith: as such you'll never get the engagement that you claim to desire.

Do you think people opposing you are retarded? Is that what you think?

Why can't you get prequel fans to write effort posts for you? The entire fantasy you had in your head is unraveling, and you're clearly frustrated to some extent. You keep writing the same shit, like a parrot.

Why did they skip the other two? Is it because out of the entire prequel trilogy that's the only even halfway respectable one?
No Phantom Menace revival??

you'll never engage with the content that I refuse to provide

Gee, you're sure right about that

Why do you kids like Apple Jacks? They don't taste like apples?

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We just do!!

I went out for a walk and came back. This dudes still redditspacing and having meltdowns? LMAO

the big picture sometimes being just the the 2 minute scene or the context its inserted in
so it's either Mike being stupid or being disingenuous

Let me try

As a toddler I watched the quels then as a teenager I went to the theater on opening day in my country (a month later) with cosplay fans and a trekie telling me it would suck and that star trek insurrection would be better

I'm on your side of the argument and I think your constant, constant cry of "redditspacing" is cringy and gay and embarrasses me that I agree with you on the movies. Fuck off.

I'm trans btw. Forgot to mention.

shouldn't y'all be watching tales of the underworld filonislop?

individual merits of the prequels discussed by prequelchads at some point in time on Anon Babble - television and film

use of color theory and visuals to convey duality in AOTC

use of freudian imagery and sexual tension to convey themes of development and maturity in AOTC

the deep inner workings of the republic as depicted in PM

the imagery and role of the story inherent to the Trade Federation

the racial element to separatist factions

the good civil war general qualities of Grievous

nabooean trade policy and industrial production

nabooean blue plasma resource extraction

ship design

droids being more human than clones

qui Gon discourse

Dooku discourse

Palpatine ultimate evil or simply a conduit for republic corruption

obiwan/Dexter jettster friendship and how it relates to obi/anakin jousting

Anakin's superiority over Obiwan as depicted in the opening of AOTC and how it relates to friendship dynamics

Pick a topic and write a SERIOUS effort post criticizing the given concept or the chosen topic in general. I'm not stingy about the particulars, but the argument needs to be well thought out, and not reliant on RLM or similar ass-tarded sources.

If you can, we might have a fucking discussion about starwars.

Prove you can stand and bang or fuck off.

????
I don't even know who's being serious anymore. I don't know what you get out of your argument style. None of this makes sense to me.

Lucas won

Anakin won

Right wingers won

Chuds won

Plebbit Lettermedia lost

Mike Stokazzo lost

Trannies lost

Nu Star Wars appreciators lost

Based.

Prequel haters come in some different flavors. That type of guy is literally incapable of being serious or acting in good faith. That's one of your companions in posting. He's on your side. You're saying the same things.

Bravo Lucas

This post right here? Facts.

When a black woman speaks, I sit down and listen.

I loved it. It was everything I hoped it would be.

>Bed Wetter Media subreddit is in full damage control

I thought you were exaggerating.

the tragedy of darth mike the unwise. it's ironic really, how they destroyed his precious star trek.

has a reddo account

goes to reddo

So to summarize this thread:

Prequels are good because I can name Dexter jettster and glup shitto off the top of my head

post inviting people to a real discussion

zero replies

Prequel haters are not to be considered human and to be given no consideration. They should be bullied.

BUCK STATUS: BROKEN

Post a gishgallop 30 seconds before the thread 404s

HMPH LOOKS LIKE I WIN THEN?

So dishonest kek

Don’t reply to yourself

You're not gonna get them engaged talking about themes or deeper concepts when most of them can't even understand the absolute surface level plot of the movies

same threads with the same replies seething about rlm ruining star wars over and over

holy schizo

Prequeltrannies STILL haven't provided a single shred of proof that there is anything of merit to these films, instead merely alluding to secret, hidden proof that exists out there somewhere. Mike was, is and always will be right. Based Mike.
resetera.com/threads/a-critique-of-red-letter-media’s-bigoted-content-see-staff-post.129228/
Remember that resetera (tranny Mecca) considers RLM ideological enemies and every anti-RLM post comes from them.

what discourse have you contributed besides talking about trannies?

feel free to migrate then

You can't tell me what to do after acting like an uppity NIGGER all thread

Behave yourself

You lost this thread and you'll lose the next one and the next one.

you got answers to all of those questions and you ignored them to talk about trannies instead

can't post a new thread replying to the post

can't continue the discussion in next thread

no capacity to communicate any desire to do so

You're just running away. Like you've been doing all your life. A shred of a human being.

No Phantom Menace revival

actually more thanTWICE

The film has been re-released several times, including a 2012 3D reissue which brought its overall worldwide gross to over $1 billion.

this one was when disney avengers was at peak. And people were 15 years younger.

and then again in 2024

"Star Wars: The Phantom Menace" beginning on May 3, 2024 in celebration of the polarizing prequel's big 25th anniversary bash

but this was quickly put out of theatre due to dissney fatigue.

yeah, but you're forgetting the Disney soulless slop machine that bought the franchise, holding total control over every aspect and sloppyfiyng it all the more

Why did they skip the other two? Is it because out of the entire prequel trilogy that's the only even halfway respectable one?

Theatrical re-releases

On September 28, 2010, it was announced that all six films in the series would be stereo-converted to 3D. These would be re-released in episode order, beginning with The Phantom Menace, which was released to cinemas on February 10, 2012.[170] Prime Focus Limited did the conversion under the supervision of ILM.[171] However, the 3D re-releases of Episodes II–VI were postponed or canceled after Lucasfilm was bought by The Walt Disney Company, who decided to focus on the development of Dissney Wars: The Force Awakens.[172]

Lucas stated the 3D re-release was "just a conversion" of the film's 2011 Blu-ray release and no additional changes were made.[173] Only a change to Anakin's magnetic wand during the podrace scene—its tip was sharpened to more accurately fit the original 2D photography to the new 3D image—was confirmed.[174]

General Mills and Brisk were promotional partners in North America for the 3D re-release but promotion was limited.[175][176] The film was extensively promoted in Japan; promotional products were sold by 7-Eleven, Domino's Pizza, Pepsi and Gari-Gari Kun.[177] Kellogg's promoted the film internationally,[178][179] and French restaurant Quick launched three Star Wars-themed burgers. Lucasfilm also partnered with Variety, the Children's Charity to raise funds for children through the sale of a special edition badge.[180]

On February 10, 2024, it was announced that The Phantom Menace would be re-released by 20th Century Studios on May 3, 2024, for the film's 25th anniversary. The film's re-release announcement was accompanied by a new poster by artist Matt Ferguson.[181]