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Viewship down bad

Better start watching modern marvel slop again

They sold out

God what a bunch of faggots
Hopefully some methhead shoots up their place

patreon down -10k in two years

lmao this is what you get for not reviewing batman

Jack Quaid will probably be one after his acting career flops, cross your fingers.

I tried.

Yeah like fifteen years ago.

marvel check went through

I haven’t watched it yet but I’m going to guess a good chunk of the video is them both complaining about having to go to a theater to see it, am I right?

they loved the nigger movie.

They're very obviously compensating for the fact that they missed chicken jockey.

Yup. Mike also trots out his legendary movie reviews by idiots and how he'd fix the movie bits.

Mike just has permanently rosey cheeks now. It's quite sad.

Blackbros we won.

reddit media

didnt even start the video yet award goes to everyone above

George won, you lost.

Start the video with a snide remark about Revenge of the SIth being the most successful re-release ever.

They'll never forgive George for winning. All you have to do is apologize, Jay!

Shocking.

Did you freeze trying to open the door if their meat packing bodega of an studio?

I think a gimmick with them rewatching Revenge of the Sith and reviewing it as if for the first time might have been more interesting than Thunderbolts.

What if marvel tm

Fucking kids today love those prequels, Stars Wars media is the most watched by kids on Disney+. Them little kids love Anakin and Mandalorian.

Why does this alcoholic fuck reference Star Trek every video now? I thought he gave up on the franchise after the shitshow that was Picard.

of course they love Sinners
the movie where white people are literal vampires preying on innocent black people
white guilt is a powerful force

also them still whining about George Lucas and the prequels is just sad at this point

Once Mike started doing the stupid people review bits, HitB went to complete shit
Literally the laziest crap, and that's saying a lot for RLM

For the "Mike reference Star Trek compilation" video.

e-celeb threads are not allowed

unless it's Reddit Letter Media or other e-celebs tranitors are obsessed with

kek

That faggot Mike is a direct reference to Todds character in black mirror, the guy that keeps referencing his favorite Sci-fi tv show.

Why do they hate movie theaters so much? In WI, the Emagine theaters are $5-7 a ticket. That has to be better value for your money than paying fucking $25 for a film you don't own.

They were hard raised on nothing but green screens, they can't even look at a real location if you don't put color leds on it

Those movies are just that good, you mean.

now

Their closest theaters got melanin-enriched, and they refuse to drive further out to melanin-deprived areas.

whitey has sinners

suprise suprise

Why does Mike have such a weakness for white guilt movies? He didn't used to be lile this.

DAS RIGHT

You are right anon I went to far

Now here is a real location with no color correction try not to puke

thunderbolts

jesus christ, i don't think these guys have done a hitb on a movie i've actually seen in the past five years, but they always fall over themselves to do the latest marvel slop

they really just cant help themselves with marvelslop

why do liberals love capeshit so much?

Muh friendship simulator is not racist

You're gay.

ham fisted whitey bad shit

jay thinks this is a very thoughtful movie

What happened to these guys man...

You wish.

is it at least a decent film ignoring the racebait white guilt shit?

Does Mike complain about theatres again? I’m not watching unless he does.

He jokes that zoomers should burn down cinemas

Jesus shit they fucking suck now.

why are you asking me? I don't watch movies

honestly its more entertaining than them sucking off either marvel shit or gay indie faggotry.

id be more interested if all they ever did was talk about movie theaters, ghosts, and similar things that arent the movies themselves

Yes. He also pulls out a notepad of ideas he has to make movie theaters great again. It's so wacky and zany.

They literally asked their viewers to watch marvel releases multiple times, if there is one youtube channel that praises marvel slop, that's RLM.

He is as twisted as any of you, he is just pretending to be progressive, but when shit goes down he is a savage as any citizen of the anglo states.

yeah if Mike, perhaps with Jay and/or Rich, actually rewatched it, and reviewed it honestly, in earnest, it would gain a lot of attention. but i doubt Mike has a better understanding of it than he did 40 years ago. he'd be making basically the same comments, except without the edgy humor (now forbidden by society), an without the comedy bits, the whole sham would really be quite obvious. but it would gain views. as for this DEI vampire movie I'm gonna assume Jay is performatively creaming his panties over it like a dumbass.

Why you don't?

They are good fun drama that is not hallmark like

Better than teenager gets cancer movies

a black people movie about... racism

Imagine my surprise.

I watched blackula expecting this got a lesson on african art

I loved the episode where they went to the axe murder house. I would like it if they made another one of those.

Turns out people don't like nepo babies or being called stupid by a GLDS sufferer like Mike.

They leaned too hard into being politically correct to impress Reddit and get more nepo babies on the show. Guys like Critical Drinker and Nerdrotic ate their lunch.

I don't know if Mike is tired of Hollywood or if he's losing his memory

It's all they think about. Was like a whole world opened up to me watching Korean and Japanese stuff for the fist time, seeing other topics being delved into that had absolutely nothing to do with progressive ideology.

so are Marvel movies cool again?

Only if you watch nepobabies make reviews online

Protip they are edgy about the differently colored

how are they nepo babies? rich was raised by his poor grandma

Refuses to review Batman because its boring

Reviews basically every marvel and star wars slop

I was talking about the competition

No one fat had a nepofund

No one cares.

youtubers are paid to review things anon
I watch RLM for occasional recommendations like The Shallow Tale Of A Writer Who Tries To Write About A Serial Killer

it's a Mike says "here's what I would've done" and attempts to fix a movie but makes it infinitely worse episode

it's a Jay points out that someone tangentially related to the film said something racist/sexist/homophobic/transphobic 100 years ago episode

it's a Mike reads a handful of cherrypicked user reviews to validate his opinion on the film episode

it's a Jay whines about nudity while laughing about gore and dismemberment episode

it's a random D list "celebrity" is invited to the show and makes everyone else awkward and uncomfortable episode

it's a Beardfat only opens his mouth when correcting someone else episode

What do they do for work outside of youtube? There's no way editing these videos take all of their time.

My guess is they sign autographs all day being the only celebrities on town

They also have to ride the parade cars and cut ribbons to inagurate children's hospitals

Mike I have a hot take

The black movie is absolutely phenomenal but I only kind of loved 5% of it

Ryan Coogler could deep fry a turd and serve it with biscuits and americans would eat it up

if there any black people here, how do you see whites like this? like, hollywood makes a movie where every white character is a villain and white reviewers don't even touch on it? do you see them as goofy cucks or what?

Mike says they won't review The Batman because "it's just another superhero movie"

meanwhile they never pass an opportunity to review the latest Marvel slop

It's no secret where their bread is buttered nowadays.

Why is Mike Stoklasa wasting time and money on reviewing a vampire movie when there are starving children in Africa that need their help?

How much is Mike seething over Revenge of the Sith making bank?

Mike has become so predictable it ain’t even funny

how do you see whites like this

They don't, RLM's audience is 95% white with the remaining 5% being a handful of Asians and Latinos. Literally no blacks watch this. Blacks only watch other blacks. The only white people who have a substantial black audience are guys like Nick Fuentes who blacks start out hate watching but end up liking.

Because Mike is a Trekkie. Star Trek is his religion.

No the fun part comes from him screaming over not predicting something

Nepo baby failing

No matter what they will always put him in movies. But unless Mike and jay boycott Israel or some shit I'm sure he will guest star every so often. Or whenever he's about to be in a movie and needs some advertising.

What is their reason for watching Thunderbolts? They claim they hate theaters and that capeshit is boring and lame but we're supposed to believe that Thunderbolts of all movies is supposed to make them leave their boomercaves?

It's so blatant they're paid off lol

old Mike Stoklasa use to make fun of white guilt. Like in the Avatar review where the native guy leaves a message on Plinkett’s answering machine and Plinkett just pours coffee on it.

Now Mike has become a huge cuck.

they got paid to review it anon. to promote it.

Anon Babble also gets paid to keep bumping this thread BTW.

Jay hated the scene where Hailee drools, confirmed for gay.

Mike is a devout liberal and liberalism today demands you hate being white and worship blacks and jews. To not do so would his against his religion.

It is a known fact that alcohol lowers testosterone. And since Mike is an alcoholic he is pretty much a so’yboy now.

They like shit they never seen before, awful fat pervert movies, a movie about a marvel team of villians ripping off the suicide squad etc

If they were sell outs they will be top trending on a better platform not here

There used to be some room for diversity within liberalism before Trump, you could be a little edgy like Mike was in his prequel reviews. Post-Trump only absolute orthodoxy to DNC messaging is allowed.

Mike Stoklasa is a just a MCU fanboy. He lies and tries to say he isn’t because he knows being a cape fan is cringe. But the truth is that Mike is 100% obsessed with the MCU (especially Tom Holland Spider-Man). I would lot be surprised if he secretly has a Disney+ account to watch all the Marvel shows but lies and says he does not.

How long does it take to edit a 45 minute video in your estimation?

black people love wrestling, and 90% of that youtube community is white.

They've been disneyshills since day one though, they're entire channel is just a disney shilling platfrom

spit is disgusting. fuck off with your hawk tuah dogshit.

thanks friend

But this didn’t happen?

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forbidden by society

not to get lost in the weeds but that was a top down thing, not organic at all, and the pendulum is already heading in the other direction

is Hailee coomworth in this?

They're the people they make fun of, right down to making fun of movies that are deliberately bad and then making Space Cop. I guess it's a coping mechanism.

It’s messy but not a mess

Crap patreons are down quick more despair moves

Can you melt mike toys again?

Defended The Acolyte

Defended Kenobi

Quit doing Plinkett reviews during sequel trilogy

Watches and praises even the most medicore marvel slop

It's pretty damn blatant they get checks from the mouse.

If you're gonna Shootpost OOC you need to use the Shoot Tag on your post.

Then were is my snowwhite review?

the vampires are white people

Jordan Peele core

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this one schizo on a loop crying about how they're disney shills

jesus christ

They work for disney and always have, they shilled the new star wars movies and every single marvel slop ever. They have praised every single one of them, every one, I don't know how more obvious can they be

making fun of movies that are deliberately bad and then making Space Cop

Space Cop was just bad. Thinking they wanted to waste all that time on making something bad on purpose is retarded.

Mike and Rich both grew up reading Marvel comics. Rich was a huge Spidey fan, while Mike had been reading X-Men for some time. No one in America cares about DC.

It was just bad, sure, but they also set out to make a "bad movie", i.e. anti-humor, intentionally bad acting, etc.

I guess they dislike the blatant shilling just like everyone else

Didn't resetera split again?

Its been obvious for a decade now. They tear the DC movies to shreds and nitpick them like crazy while handling every marvel movie with kids gloves. It clicked in my head when they shit on man of steel for NOT being whimsical and corny and then years later shit on Shazam FOR being that.

Their mainstream new movie reviews are basically nothing but advertisements.

I forgot how much I loathe you marvelfans

It's really funny to me how in one of the last videos they were tiptoeing around the fact that people don't want to watch movies with tons of black people in them when I know damn well they know it's a problem. Fatigue is more painfully evident than it's been in the last 10 years, it's disingenuous to pretend otherwise.

Why?

Because they no longer make bad taste comedies?

I blame eddy murphy his brand of black comedy was to white

Look, I personally like DC, but let's face it. Millennials and zoomers don't care about DC at all. All DC heroes are old and outdated.

Learn English grammar before you post.

What about the teen titans?

They are hip

Sinners is making a bank though.

The Dark Knight single handedly made Batman cool again to millennials.

woman spitting on a man is disgusting

His homosexuality is becoming more obvious

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it's disingenuous for them to not be autistically screeching about race like I want them to

fucking based

Well, yeah. DC is Batman and that's it. Meanwhile Marvel has a gazillion characters that people actually care about.

Wanna bet Superman will flop hard and there won't be HitB about it?

Jay is such a lame insufferable faggot now

when he realized his talent ceiling was youtuber

becoming a cuck is what he thinks will help him get VA roles and his eventually breakthrough into Hollywood

They all are.

THEY ARE ALL CLONES OF DC CHARACTERS

ALL OF THEM

AM NOT CRAZYYYYY

fucking hell I'm losing my mind, almost replied to this saying it's been 20 years since the last superman movie so they might cover it as it's more of a novelty, thinking of the brandon routh one and completely blanking on man of steel (which I enjoyed tbhq) and all the other garbage that came after.

The seethe ITT is insane lol

Not according to themselves, which would be a weird lie f untrue.

tbf MoS was 10 years ago and they hated it, because it wasn't a true Superman movie for them

it's so weird
back in the day Mike Basedslasa would've consistently referred to Sinners as "the nigger movie", like not even in an edgy mean way, but because that's what it is

I watched a bad screen filmed copy of it I found pirated on a dvd on a dumpster

I hated the filter

They didn't review the last marvel movie, and in this video jay calls it the worst marvel movie of all because it was so nothing

They didn't review the last marvel movie

But they did. The last one was Deadpool and they all liked it.

lol

The hot tears are always the most delicious.

captain falcon was the last one.

man, that was painful to watch, the nigger fellatio was overbearing
why do american whites hate themselves so much?

american whites

Mike is polish and Jay has a russkie last name.

And Evans is a Welsh last name, none of them are white. Also whites don't exist anyway.

Bauman is a jewish surname

Whites don;t exist, it is a made up term to justify racism. The original Europeans were black, look up Cheddar Man.

let me guess they liked marvel slop?

Weird seeing jay praise coogler when if it was a white filmmaker he would call him overrated and be filled with jealousy like he is with Damien leonne

My two favorite Disney shills :)

Anon's gay fanfiction strikes again

They really are horrible critics jesus

I wanna see that good criticism anon fantasy about

Damien leonne

who?

jay effortlessly has a better idea to fix the movie

mike visibly looks uncomfortable at how much better it is than any idea he has ever had

XD

Does Mike have lupus? He has the butterfly rash on his cheeks

Your tryhard slasher slop sucks, Damien

loves the TNG

and Force Awakens

defended the acolyte

alcohol is a helluva substance to abuse

This website unironically cares about these twos opinions so much it's insane and then pretend they hate them

Just alcoholism.

Never forget.

They are afraid of brown hands

Plinkett reviewed The Force Awakens tho

timestamp pls

Dunno, he certainly complains about white people a lot though. He called all white people vampires stealing black culture

And he loved it. He spent the review praising TFA and seething about Ring theory. The only criticism Mike/Plinkett had about TFA was that Rey didn’t get blacked by Finn

defended the acolyte

this will never be true no matter how many times you repeat it, they literally said don't waste your time watching it.

I heard Mike Stoklasa supports Israel. Is that true?

reminder that the plinkett reviews were correct
prequelfags eternally seething

Yeah, but only because he thinks israeli jews are secretly 100% european

Yes

When will Mike Stoklasa admit the Prequels are good and better than the Sequels?

When will Mike Stoklasa admit the Prequels are good

Never

and better than the Sequels?

2029, Q3 or Q4

the criticism was correct, which is the easy part, his way to fix them was horribly wrong

Literal black guy (i know you wont believe me but whatever), I prefer watching movies where blacks are usually the minority. Simply because usually if they are the majority, especially in (((modern times))), it's just muh rasssism. Ive been going on a binge of 80s and 90s movies and with the exception of John Singleton movies, I just want entertainment. I might go see Sinners, but I may pass it and just watch Bill and Ted for the first time after finishing Star Trek DS9 for the first time.
Also I stopped watching rassling immediately after the Attitude Era.

wrong on almost everything, in fact. the comedy bits fooled your brain. you can start here. learn somethin
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When I was in School my Emo Black friends watched red letter media