previously, on Andor General --
Andor General - Greatest Scene in all of Star Wars Edition
Where the hell is that guy in S2
based master of disguise
Chilling at the ISB, presumably. I don't think we've actually seen the inside of the building in S2. have we?
YOULL BE DEAD!
why did he fly through the debris?
black imperial officer
come on now
Working on getting intels and killing cockroaches.
I'm guessing he gets caught, cracks from torture, and as a result Luthen is found out. There's many little clues that lead back to him, there's no way he makes it past this season.
Would be funny if Luthen survives and later makes a cameo relaxing on a beach or whatever though.
you just know if he was the rapist the chuds would have loved the episode
i can't not roll my eyes at all these cringey speeches
i loved this little moment.
there's no way he makes it past this season
it's the final season, so yeah
i dont understand that whole thing against that part of the episode, cant people just imagine themselves as the rapist?
black imperial rapist
chuds cheer, lefties meltie
white imperial rapist
lefties cheer, chuds meltie
I propose all future imperial rapists should be asian(chinese) from now on
It's heavily armored with exotic alien materials.
Fighters in SW have a bad habit of flying through debris; X-wings have an excuse because they're shielded but TIEs are unshielded and should immediately pull away to avoid collision. The filmmakers probably never thought about that because it's all based on WW2 dogfighting, where gravity will pull the debris away and towards the ground.
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Disney makes gorillions from the Chinese and they won't like that. Indians are the next best option.
starslop
Grow up.
Despite actual decades-long FBI statistics on violent crime that shows a enormously glaring imbalance, especially when rape and sexual assault are isolated, hollywood is in the business of delivering fiction merged with far-left propaganda, and thus would never portray things as they are but rather as they would like us to believe.
Andor is a great show in spite of that.
Generally speaking, yes, Star Wars is for children and for low IQ manbabbies. But Andor is Star Wars for adults.
TIEs are unshielded
the Avenger prototype he stole has sheilds
what time does the next episodes drop faggots
Star Wars for adults
Exactly the same as regular Star Wars but with rape
This is even more childish
for me last week they started showing up after 6pm pacific
oh nice, it's already up for me
depends where you live
compare andor to other live action star wars shows
its objectively better
state that its objectively better
filonifags get mad and make shit like pic related to "prove" that andor is shit
ive already watched the first three episodes 4 times each
did you notice anything new on your third viewing?
Cringiest scene in all of Star Wars. It insists upon itself.
OPEN WIDE BIX! CAUSE I'M GONNA GRRRRAPE YOU IN THE MOUTH!
All Disney Star Wars shows are shit. You type like an inbred low IQ retard, or an underage. Maybe you should crawl back to twitter where you belong.
the oner shot at mons where all the characters show up is pretty neat... other than that it took me a few viewings to understand basic shit that was happening because im stupid
Why didn't you protect her Anon Babble?
Cause she's a bland whore with no personality.
You're a manbaby in denial.
Ok rude
I'm trying to figure out Chandrila myself
It's kind of sort of space Nepal
This one?
She keep getting caught, she can't help it!
when all the characters show up to her party and she is walking around greeting each one, its all one unbroken take.
Why are Mon's husband and daughter such assholes?
her daughter isnt shes just a libtard mum that doesnt understand her
ops fucked that one up
shes a chud like her dad
He's just a grunt, officers get their own speeder with a roof and aircon
he's a force user right? they made that pretty clear
Not unless you have a time machine.
i want to know how much this set piece cost.
styrofoam and CGI, cost nothing
Would marry
they built it for real inside and out, i'm sure it will show up at star wars conventions soon
its literally all cg so probably not as much as you'd think
They were in Season 1 as well.
Mere speculation. Here at Anon Babble we post only what has been verified by accurate and peer-vetted repeat viewings.
i want to know how much this set piece cost.
more than they spent on the entirety of the Obi Wan show lmao
It's a physical model and about 2/3rds is a real set. There's clips of it in the BTS reels.
Agreed.
Most of the Imp officers in Battlefront 2 were nigs or Asians. It was laughable.
Still not watching. Star Wars is dead. Lucas killed it with the prequels and Kennedy just mutilated the corpse.
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money laundering
That would be a gay as fuck twist
Get this man an unregistered firearm.
Is Partagaz posting a thing? I wasn’t here for season one. Gerrera posting would be kino
Shows want push the narrative the your political ideologies are more important than family. They want libtard woman betraying their families if they support Trump.
costume design is top shelf
husband
Because it was arranged marriage
daughter
Puberty phase.
isn’t history littered with people choosing their politics over family? I mean, isn’t that WHY ww1 indirectly started? why is it so special now that orange man bad is orange?
thats random grunt
kek he looks at her ass as she walks away
Who wouldn't
Not really, no. I just like the character.
Because liberalism is a mental illness and a secular apocalyptic religion wrapped up into one.
Nope that's not true at all outside of extreme circumstances.
More like Japan and Rome (Mon Mothma's dress)
Kalkite.
Those are really nice glasses. I want a set.
I mean, isn’t that WHY ww1 indirectly started?
WW1 started because a Serbian man wanted a sandwich.
Honestly Andor may even be better than the OT
liberalism built the single most wealthy, peaceful, healthy, and technologically advanced civilization ever made on this planet. we are speaking through an globalized network of supercomputer servers solely for the current purpose of discussing a science fiction television show both published and broadcast across said servers, all prospered through the inalienable dignities afforded by liberalism
reminder that saw guerra got tech killed and he'll ALWAYS be a faggot for that
You go right ahead and keep thinking that all the fruits of your civilization were made possible only by dittoheads who agree with everything you say and think and do. However, hardware engineers tend to be a crusty conservative lot.
ANH>ROTJ>Andor>ESB
Andor is the first Star Wars written for thinking adults
liberalism is actually pretty based.
AND YOU’LL ALWAYS BE A SOURCE OF LIES AND DECEPTION
YOU ARE LOST
hardware engineers tend to be a crusty conservative lot
do you know a lot of hardware engineers anon?
Do you think Andor actively makes it viewers smarter, or is it more just that smart people are drawn to it?
Food for thought.
Yes.
fiction television shows cannot make you smarter
the core tenet of liberalism is to LIBERATE ie rights and freedoms. you likely believe the opposite is conservatism but that is to CONSERVE is maintain the status quo. which historically, had been monarchies and despots whom freedom was permissed by a throne. if we were to recenter this around the star war, perhaps, like an emperor’s throne. those engineers you claim are afforded rights and freedoms to become engineers because their forefathers were liberated by liberalism. your grandfather’s grandfather was no king
Obviously the latter. No fiction will ever make you smarter, but it can explore intelligent themes like politics, resistance, and revolution instead of being slop for children.
Liberalism didn't do any of that. Ayn Rand said so.
Neato. They used an old-fashioned matte painting for the Space Wannsee Conference.
how many engineers? Would you say... ten million?
First one for sure.
I didn't have time for a brain scan, but I did take measurements of my cranium before and after and it's noticeably larger after watching Andor.
Filoniniggers on suicide watch
By those standards the Founding Fathers were all liberals. Which is fine. You know perfectly well that the hate-whitey gun-control child-gelding ethnic-cleansing lawless bullshit that is on offer is not liberating. It is destructive.
Making more webms
and ayn rand lived off government assistance
holy shit are you actually Mon Mothma?
20 year old letterboxd xitter tranny take.
more for me to save
the founding fathers literally liberated you from king george. I know this is Anon Babble and my words are taking this mongolian basket weaving forum far too seriously but… need I really explain basic and primordial american history in a star war thread? is this where Anon Babble is? of course it is, obviously, but still the shallow surface of your inch deep ocean continues to startle me
Episode 4 is out, but not in 4K. They're supposed to release Episodes 4, 5 and 6 today.
Because it is. Fact. I spread the good word of Andor and Rogue One being the best Star Wars works.
Star Wars is a Flash Gordon-inspired serial adventure for families — a mythological fairy tale, distilled into a space opera format. It has a sense of wide-eye wonder, the aliens, the goofy music, the silly robots, the big space battles, and yes, the lightsabers, the Force, the princesses, the desert shaman, the evil samurai guy in all black choking people with his mind, Sergio Leone inspired space cowboys and pirates, the humor, the charm, the goofiness, the actual spirit of an adventure film made for families. Andor is none of that. It is the opposite of that. It is the antithesis of that. It's a generic sci-fi NBC drama in space london. It has nothing of Star Wars, other than the occasional usage of legacy memorabilia, such as Stormtroopers, TIE-Fighters, etc. — and even those feel grossly out of place when seen next to extremely generic, "grounded" and bland original designs of the show, such as the nigger with AK in the woods. Andor is "Star Wars" made by r/atheism. It is especially evident when it tries so, so hard to be "adult", that it becomes embarrassing. "Look! We have character saying SHIT! Now THAT'S MATURE AND SUBVERSIVE! LOOK! WE HAVE A BROTHEL! LOOK! THE CHARACTERS IMPLIED TO HAVE SEX, LOL!" Really made me cringe.
What the fuck was his problem?
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You sound like you're talking about a foreign country you have merely read about. That said, this isn't Reddit and I don't want to TURN it into Reddit.
I thought it was on Tuesday.
Only to become king George
Can someone please reupload this?
2026: Mando movie, leaked trailer:
It's down
Liberalism... is an illusion. WE are healthcare providers. WE treat sickness. WE identify symptoms. WE locate germs. Whether they arise from within... or the outside.
Blandor is utterly soulless dogshit. It appeals only to teenage midwits from letterboxd and twitter film crowd, who think Nolan, Villeneuve and Eggers are the hottest shit ever, but something actually complex and designed to be thought provoking and requiring effort, like Tarkovsky, Bergman, Godard, Eisenstein and other actual filmmakers are "boring". So they settle for that kind of "serious" and "adult" capeshit — it's still capeshit, but, you see, it's kinda "serious", "dark" and "adult", even though it is fundamentally set in the universe of silly super people wearing spandex suits and capes, based on the literal children's media. The perversion and subversion of said children's media seems "smart" to them. But in reality, it is inferior to both. It is nothing but joyless, pretentious, ugly drivel that adds absolutely nothing in terms of narrative or themes, and only exploits the name of the IP in order to promote the author's unnecessary, obnoxious "take" on what he considers fundamentally below them. Utterly irrelevant, pointless, needless story, without a single creative bone in its body. It's revolting. All you need is characters talking constantly without actually saying anything, and a bunch of forced, cringe, emmy bait monologues to make midwits lose their shit. Embarrassing.
Actual Star Wars has infinitely more substance and depth than any culturally irrelevant thing Disney and/or (heh) Tony Gilroy have come up with in their careers.
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I hated it. He's not even remotely trying to be subtle about blatant information gathering.
And he spends fucking half of each episode pulling sneery faces at people he's supposed to be friends with, in the middle of a crowded room, as if nobody would notice or wonder why.
Complete dogshit writing.
24 hours
All callsigns report in
He's not even remotely trying to be subtle
Dude...
Rogue One still has a bit too much of the fairy tale bullshit for my taste. I think if the Donnie Yen followed his own religion instead of "Le Force" and the quippy Whedon bot was taken out it would have been a lot better.
He's not even remotely trying to be subtle
he doesn't have to be hes at a party having chit chat with a dumb kid that will probably tell him everything, everyone sees him as an antique dealer.
I hate the force and comic relief robots
So you hate star wars.
an antique dealer that has an unexplainable grudge against other attendees plainly written on his face most any time you care to look at him, sure, not suspicious at all.
He tried to rape me.
How long until they re-dub this line because zoomers can't even hear the word "rape" without shitting themselves?
Please don’t turn Andor threads into more generational warfare threads. That’s already happened to the Minecraft movie threads. I’m a zoomie and would rather they use “rape” rather than use something more toned down. It’s a good filter
if they did it like spies do in real life, you would have no idea what they were thinking and the scenes would be boring as fuck
you are watching a film
Andor isn't better than Star Wars or Empire Strikes Back, but the ewoks completely ruined RotJ. I put the Star Wars discography thusly --
SW > ESB >> Rogue One > Andor > RotJ >>> RotS > TPM >> AotC >>>> Solo >>>>> TRoS >>>>>>> TFA >>>>>>>>>> TLJ
Never, this isn't Lucasslop where it needs a million changes and remasters.
It's goofy bullshit
Greatest Scene in all of Star Wars Edition
Unironically,
you're right.
People don't realize how good is Andor season 01. It's above a lot of many shows in the last two years.
The moment he said everything I remembered Carrie Cooom saying "Eeeeeverything" and "NOTHING"
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I thought it was on Tuesday.
He's lying
It'd be difficult to say they're better than ANH and ESB but they're definitely better than RotJ not like that's saying much though
Andor isn't better than Star Wars or Empire Strikes Back
Yes it is. And the end of the day they're still goofy shit for kids. Yoda is just as retarded as Ewoks and Star Wars 77 is just as corny as the rest.
you would have no idea what they were thinking
really?
you NEED the guy whose character has already been established over multiple hours worth of scenes, to be gurning unrealistically at everyone, or you will have no idea what his feelings are?
and people say this show is for intelligent people
lmao
that has an unexplainable grudge against other attendees plainly written on his face
He literally maintains pleasantry facade in most of the scenes.
Andor is the first thing to come out of Star Wars that I wouldn't feel embarrassed to watch with a female.
I saw it but I guess I shoulda downloaded it when I had the chance. I'm sure they'll reveal it publically on the 4th anyways.
Cassian Andor, TIE Avenger, LAUNCHING!
rogue one over rotj
When she says "Why are we watching Star Wars?" do you look over at her and say "I rebel."
It'd be difficult to say they're better than ANH and ESB
It's not difficult because it is better. The OT is dated as fuck, especially 77, and ESB is no where near as sophisticated and nuanced as Andor it's just a little dark so midwits get tricked into thinking it's good.
Ewoks
They are collectively as bad as jar jar.
0:09
glances back at him to see where he is
Fren
a bunch of rebels' backdrops are paintings instead of pure cg
The reason they can't handle that word is because it's been banned from everything.
Difficult subjects are like a disease. If you never give yourself a chance to build up your immune system, it'll be devastating.
literally every time he's not actively engaging with someone he's looking like this
in the middle of a crowded party
it's extremely immersion-breaking that someone with that much experience in subterfuge would be unable to keep a neutral/friendly expression
in what universe would pushing the throttle forward make you go in reverse
Girls like stupid childish stuff like the Mandalorian and baby yeed, Andor is way above their intellect and attention span.
I'm sorry I'm a grown adult so I don't watch kid's cartoons.
I hope andor establishes in culture and among writers that star wars can be whatever you want it to be looooong as it’s good. worrying if it’s “right” for star wars is bullshit now. johnson got fucked because he wasn’t just making a star war, but an episode.
And that's why you get no pussy
ok
This. Noone complains about doing gritty war stories in Star Trek or heroic adventures in 40k. Star Wars needs to be pried from the hands of unwashed autists.
And that's why you got AIDS.
The OT is dated as fuck
You are a sad little man.
this so much this!!!!
MACLUNKER
exactly it's literally a giant universe where anything can happen, i've had enough of star wars theory retards holding us back!
But I guess it's the simmiliar to plane controls. Push forward and you will point plane down.
no
need muh ISB
Perhaps someone should ask why this rebel ship is firing against a bigger fish of a ship.
Now post literally anytime a human character is on screen and they look like a disco nightmare.
It's funny how Star Wars' worst parts are also it's defining features.
I beg your fucking pardon what?
oh you're stupid
then it makes sense
The Imperial scenes are literally the only kino parts of Star Wars.
That really applies to the prequels. I don't think it's just an age thing of OT vs PT, the PT is more flawed but in a charming way that sticks with you.
The ST were so sanitized though that there really isn't anything that stands out except for a couple of exceptions from TRoS. That's the problem with them, the RLM reviews scared them into playing it perfectly safe
Andor, Rogue One and the OT is its own Canon for me. I can even ignore the Prequels with it. Rogue One is the only Star Wars media since the OT that got Vader right
This
Nah even the force and Jedi shit from the OT reeks of hippy vibes retardation. The only parts of the OT that aged well are the War and Empire, no wonder Andor thrives from focusing so much on that aspect and jettisoning the garbage.
I kinda liked how whoever was in the suit was obviously coached to use Prowse's body language.
It is, it is better that pretty much all Star Wars shows and movies that have come out which is why it ruined Star Wars to me as nothing is as good as Andor
Sarcasm is the refuge of the dull
I think Andor would be the best way to introduce a female to Star Wars. It's so good that she would be craving for more which is when you can show her Rogue One and at that point she would be so invested you could continue with the OT. I do wonder if for someone introduced to Star Wars that way would consider Rogue One and the OT a drop off from Andor though
In our universe? Our planes have inversed control usually
OT is too corny and old at this point. If Disney was smart they'd let Gilroy remake them or just make a new story off of Rogue One that overwrites them, but right now it's too jarring of a follow up.
I'm gonna say it, S2 is looking extremely mid from the first 3 episodes.
A fucking wedding? We're spending how long on this? I don't actually need to see rehearsals, decorating, speeches and dances. These characters are part of the story in the first place because of a role/purpose in an existing plot, I'm not watching to see the story of their lives. We're watching what should be 2 episodes of the Mon Mothma show.
The Syril and Dedra sitcom? I don't need to see their fucking home life, obviously I'll watch it in a grotesque, voyeuristic way but what does this have to do with ANDOR and the STAR WARS? This guy's plot went off the rails 3 episodes into season 1 and never recovered.
The Maya Pei brigade of 16 actual retards that Andor gets to babysit for 2 episodes instead of doing anything relevant, had no payoff. He doesn't prove he's with the rebellion, earn their trust, help unite them or even outsmart and defeat them. He just chimes in like a bystander about their group drama, then they of their own accord decide to settle with rock paper scissors and he just fucking escapes and leaves. He's fucking nobody to them and vice versa.
The absolute heavy handedness of the attempted rape scene, and the illegal immigrants allegory. 0 subtlety whatsoever, it's clear that this shit was shoehorned in by executives, not writers, and this shit is taking up screen time that's supposed to be, again, about STAR WARS, or ANDOR.
Skeleton Crew is a good indication. I enjoyed and I liked that it wasn't too concerned to keep the feeling too Star Warsy. Of course it should all feel like it all belongs together. I can believe that Skeleton Crew and Andor are in the same universe despite being vastly different.
keep walking it back bb
I'm not even talking about that scene. The moment in theaters where I screamed internally "YES! THIS is Vader" is when he force choked Krennic and he made a joke about him not choking on his aspirations. Vader got his menacing, no bullshit tolerating but yet sassy behavior back and I was so happy that after all these years someone got Vader right. For me I wouldn't even have needed the Vader fanservice scene at the end of R1
0 subtlety whatsoever
Star Wars was never subtle
The reason why Andor R1 stands aside from the rest Disney media (except of may be Skeleton Crew) is because it didn't try to imitate Lucas storytelling for cheap cash grab (ST) or brain damage (Ashoka, Mandalorian), but posses Lucas dedication and passion (natural sets, shitton of details in costumes and tech etc) .
It's hillarious, but planets like Narkina-5, Ferrix, Aldani and Chandrilla in a few episodes were given better exposition than key worlds in Mandalorian for 3 seasons.
I mean yea but I think it would still get the cultural phenomenon bonus. If she likes the OT despite it being corny and old you can introduce her to the Prequels. If the OT was too corny for her it's a good spot to end the Star Wars experience with ROTJ as originally intended
is when he force choked Krennic and he made a joke about him not choking on his aspirations.
The scene was great for both character
Vader, jumps straight to the business, not bullshitting around and instantly recognizes possible sabotage in Death Star design
Krennic have stomach to demand something from Vader not because he is super brave or strong but purely out of his ego and ambitions
Reminder all nu wars is faggot shit
he made a joke about him not choking on his aspirations
That was one of the biggest cringe moments in the entire Star Wars library. It was Disney's attempt to resonate with the Marvel audience who apparently loves stupid quips. Star Wars should hold itself to a higher standard, but, as typical, nu-Disney cares more about money than quality.
A fucking wedding? We're spending how long on this? I don't actually need to see rehearsals, decorating, speeches and dances. These characters are part of the story in the first place because of a role/purpose in an existing plot, I'm not watching to see the story of their lives. We're watching what should be 2 episodes of the Mon Mothma show.
Purpose of the Mothma scens:
- Show how Luthen is in the system and get his intels, also how he will not hesitate to eliminate someone who helped them
- Mothma coping with everything
- The state of the relationship between the two lesbians of S1
- Add a little bit of lore and culture about a different planet we don't know
The Syril and Dedra sitcom? I don't need to see their fucking home life, obviously I'll watch it in a grotesque, voyeuristic way but what does this have to do with ANDOR and the STAR WARS? This guy's plot went off the rails 3 episodes into season 1 and never recovered.
It was important to know the state of their relationship after the end of the last season
The Maya Pei brigade of 16 actual retards that Andor gets to babysit for 2 episodes instead of doing anything relevant, had no payoff. He doesn't prove he's with the rebellion, earn their trust, help unite them or even outsmart and defeat them. He just chimes in like a bystander about their group drama, then they of their own accord decide to settle with rock paper scissors and he just fucking escapes and leaves. He's fucking nobody to them and vice versa.
Show the state of the different rebel cells and the IQ of the people that they indoctrinate, the purpose is to show that they are not working together or aware of anything and that they are even ready to kill each others even if they are from the same fucking cell. Basically no union or morals.
It's such shame Disney wasted Esposito for Furloni slop.
Just imagine duo with Mendelson.
Why? Sleeping problems?
The absolute heavy handedness of the attempted rape scene, and the illegal immigrants allegory. 0 subtlety whatsoever, it's clear that this shit was shoehorned in by executives, not writers
You are showing your lack of culture, raping people under occupation is not something new, lol
The point was not about the illegals (the Empire are fine with them, they said it multiple times), the characters were running away from the Empire because they simply are fugitives. So the fact that they are controlling people means that they would find out that they are from Ferrix.
Why did they hire someone jolly looking for a sinister role?
I remember liking S1 but S2 so far is pretty awful.
le mature attempted rape followed by goofy shooting the silo so the stormtroopers are crushed by shitty cg grain
It was embarrassing to watch
go back to star wars theories saber website, fag
nigger what?
Overall a semi-correct post.
wedding
The mid parts are over. There won't be another giant bloat section like the Wedding.
Syril and Dedra sitcom
That is based. Yeah you might call it not STAR WARS, but it's definitively ANDOR KINO.
Andor has always been about the more small scale conflicts.
by goofy shooting the silo so the stormtroopers are crushed
It was just bad aim
Goddamn, this bitch is fucking retarded
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Can you people fuck off? What shitty board are you from? We don't do that here.
Would you rather have a dozen different threads when the new episodes drops in an hour or two
Anyone who runs is a rebel. Anyone who stands still is a disciplined rebel. Gotcha.
That's the thing: Partagaz isn't sinister at all. He's a strong leader and a good mentor. You want the banality of evil, he captures it perfectly.
not enough glowing sticks and mascots
is that yet another nazi chud pretending to be a woman
Stop spreading disinformation. That's an Imperial offense.
didnt mention /tpg/
yikes
where my avatar bros at
I don't get it, why have companies become allergic to sustained word of mouth? Or have they figured 3 weeks is enough?
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that's an O40 yo dude
a retard one, btw
I have no fucking clue anon. A 'season' used to be like thirty or forty episodes. Now it's six or eight.
It's obvious that S2 was never going to be as good as S1, especially since it got crunched down from multiple seasons and has to tell 4 years worth of story in one shot, but I still have hope for the rest of the season. And I thoroughly enjoyed the third episode anyway.
tard, it used to be 26 episodes a season for a prime time major network show here in the US
/looks defensive
The Addams Family had 34 episodes in its first season. I know that because I'm looking at the menu on the DVD.
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This is just Vader. You are so caught up in your echo chamber of relating every quip to Marvel that you don't realize that throwing a quippy line into dialogue has always been a thing even before Marvel and Vader has always been sassy
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posts exclusively about EU slop fanfiction that Lucas denounced countless of times
Xitter Star Wars grifters are probably the most retarded.
Kino incoming