Explain this Anon Babble

chemicals in the water

smoking and alcohol ages you like a bitch

Smoking and lack of sunscreen

Is looking the same as you looked in a movie from 20 years ago a good or bad thing?

Cherrypicking. Malcolm McDowell, when he was in his 30's, looked younger than entire cast of Stranger Things when they were in their actual teens.

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it's a great thing

looking timeless is the peak of health

John Ashton was 35 in the first Beverly Hills Cop

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Connery was a lifter, that shit ages you because you're constantly looking like you're taking a shit while staring into the sun.

variety of factors. environmental, genetic, personal choices, societal differences/value differences, probably more I'm not thinking of. it all has an effect. now the thing about the 'man' on the right, is that as he ages he's not going to age into masculinity. he's going to experience twink death, and then he'll simply be an ugly bastard.

$oy and microplastics

boomers went outside all the time without sunscreen smoked like chimneys and drank more alcohol

Maya Hawke looks good. Millie Brown looks old. Taylor Swift looks younger than Billie Eilish. It's just luck/genetics

what about being a masculine twink

girls would rather fuck the twink on the right, and anything else is just cope front ugly guys who think women like hairy chests.

Thomas Brodie Sangster

Who? And it’s probably all the estrogen in the water

who think women like hairy chests.

stated preference vs revealed preference.

theres a difference between what women imagine they want as they day dream in their bedrooms, and how they feel when seeing a hairy chest up close and in person

Malcolm McDowell has always looked like an old man.

Those exist but that kid looks like he's got hormone disorder. Like he should be getting testosterone injections. But his babyface is what helps get him his acting jobs, I'd expect.

Yes, I understand that women lie to themselves too. 100% of women would rather fuck the youthful looking, cute guy over the leathery skinned, hairpieced-but-still-balding, hairy beer gut. Not every women can fuck the cute guy so they settle for "dad bod".

I have no problem with this reality until I hear fat, balding men start raging about chemicals in the water. They start sounding like the male equivalent of 45 year old cat ladies.

Maya Hawke looks good

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Billions of people
Genetic diversity
Physiognomy

soi and microplastics keep you youthful and attractive

these bots have no logic left to them

She looks fine

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posts a picture from 6 years ago

Nobody looks at her face

posts a picture from 6 years ago

n-no

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This is Emma Watson at 31

all these nervous posts about what 30 year olds looks like right before zoomers start turning 30 next year

you're gonna look like a fucking bald/grey fat goblin in your 30s and alphas is going to bully you relentlessly about it. the worst part is that you already wasted your prime years terminally online unlike millenal and xers. you are going to be completely fucked.

time enjoyed is not wasted

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Whores flushing their birth control into the water supply.

MBB looks like a complete slag, and I love it

Girls want to fuck whoever commands a room. It helps if you look like Brad Pitt in Legend of the Fall, but it’s not an immediate deal breaker if you don’t. I got laid in college just because I did a couple of plays, and I looked like a young John Belushi at the time.

jobless cope lmao

Different people look different than each other.

Retard

imagine wanting to work

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I started drinking at 15, smoking at 16, and I was still getting IDed for alcohol at 34.
I suspect this guy is right.

Millie Brown

every time i google her and i'm always surprised
how the fuck is she 21

Smoking vs Vaping

vgh deterrence era men...

fat, balding men start raging about chemicals in the water

It's funny how xenoestrogens in the water supply is such a third-rail topic.

We'll talk again when youre 25 kiddo

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the wall spares no one

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it's real

damn what the fuck man

men in their 30s used to look like men and be rugged and manly in the past

soft modern day men in their 30s still look like 15 year twinks because they don’t drink or do drugs and live on a diet of soi based products and live a very gay homosexual lifestyle

Read about all this and more in the latest issue of the medical journal DUH! Magazine

Not all twinks can be a twunk.

I'm a solid 65% sure this has been shopped a little.

Connery is a rough looking 34 there but guy on the right must be some kind of dwarf or have a growth hormone deficiency like those kid actors they get on sitcoms that look 12 until their 50

Every zoomer I see outside is somehow baby faced, extremely tall and prematurely balding.

Receding hairline and having bad skin makes you look ....le old!

One of them has above the median testosterone

Left looks better. Some men visibly age with grace.

Ok baldy

Is no one going to point out that right is photoshopped?

Major: smoking, drinking, sun exposure with no sunscreen

Minor: No collagen in diet/collagen getting bound/not absorbed, dehydration, genetics

Those glasses really don't do him any favors. Glasses really fuck you up in the looks department. I just don't trust contacts and I know people who have had botched eye surgeries so I'd rather look like a dork.

Many don't understand the curse of the babyface. A man should look like a man, not like a boy. Having a baby face is a damn curse, not a blessing.
Everyone just sees and treats you as a school boy, which is the entire problem of having a baby face which people don't get. Everyone thinks you're like 16 and treats you the same. Your boss, friends, women, strangers, everyone. No respect from anyone anywhere, and girls want nothing with you either. Younger girls find you weird while the older ones don't even acknowledge your existence. You basically end up being a literal man child in the eyes of the vast majority.

That meme of "you'll magically become a handsome man in your 30/40s" is largely just a meme. When you have a babyface you don't turn into an attractive 20yo old looking turboChad model in your 30s/40s, you just slowly transition from a preteen looking boy into the "possibly pedo manchild" territory. And if the baby face is coupled with balding/receding hairline you're basically in for a death sentence

no glasses

hair isnt boring chud NPC hair

eyes open/focused

better picture

thats literally it

she’s ugly only pedos will disagree

He Sam Hydemaxxed

hollywood puts child actors on hormone blockers to stop them from getting older

chemicals. birth control pills in water supply. estrogen microplastics. we live in an evil world. democracy could have saved us, but it didn't. even if someone ran with the sole aim of banning all these chemicals that make young kids into future basedboys, no one would vote for him. instead of freeing us, democracy has become our prison.

lol fuck off you lying fucking kike...

100% of women would rather fuck the youthful looking, cute guy over the leathery skinned, hairpieced-but-still-balding, hairy beer gut. Not every women can fuck the cute guy so they settle for "dad bod".

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i dunno, but i'm fucking loving her deepfakes...

Explain this

try showing ryan gosling instead of an effeminate guy... chudaganda is for stupid people btw

Someone is going to post that bogged pic of him now but he went back to looking normal shortly after.

Not nearly as much as working outside.

this rizzler str8 spittin fax fr fr

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There's no fucking way. She looks 45.

i gotchu

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Sun damage is a bitch.

sun, but also bleached hair makes you look older
I don't get why roasties love it so damn much

don't let sunbathing be a hobby folx

wtf she looks like my mom but she's 60

31 year old woman who has never heard of a sunscreen

FTFY

this looks like my mom when she was 50

I'm going to give you a retarded half-brother.

gib 20 somemthing year old who already looks like a milf

Mankind is evolving.

Except for the Jews. Jews are immortal.

Imagine the mileage on Gertrude here

kek

And this is a 35-year-old hag in present year.

My tyres look like that but I'm too poor to get new ones right now.

no fucking way

fulltime job at 19

lol

Veganism

I was getting overtime at 16. I went to college with like $10k and partied my ass off. Grades were shit but it all worked out.

Tom Cruise was a 38-year-old man going through his second divorce during filming of Vanilla Sky.

i guarantee your mother does not have of smooth of skin

good genetics, but it's catching up with him. he's aged like 20 years in the past 5

idk what happened to her but she's not going to age well, she's gonna try to be 'sexy' all the time and it never works ever.

Are there people out here who really don't find this type of skin attractive.